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FAN LABOR
Celadine_de_Bergerac : typesetting; 10-20k words; up E rating; will provide the bidder with a pdf file ready to print
WRITTEN FANWORK
hypatia (AO3) : NEW WORKS; 5-10k words; up to E rating; interested in complicated relationships, mission or job fics. Craig-era Q paired w most anyone (pre-SPECTRE preferred); would love a prompt to explore further into any of my existing fics or similar themes
kyaticlikestea (ao3) : NEW WORKS; 5-10k words; up to M rating; 00Q, post-Skyfall or Skyfall canon divergence; interested in comedy, crack taken seriously, outsider POV, whump with a happy ending, trans or nonbinary interpretations of canon characters
PommeDePersephone (ao3) : NEW WORKS; 5-10k words; up to E rating; interested in F/F ships, poly ships, genderswap/genderbending, canonically trans or nonbinary characters, trans or nonbinary interpretations of canon characters, ambiguous endings
Anyawen (a03): REMIX: up to 5k words; up to E rating; preference for working with dramatic themes over comedic ones, though I do like happy (or at least hopeful!) endings; domesticity welcome; open London Spy, The Hour, Sherlock crossovers
FANART
bluebellofbakerstreet (ao3; Tumblr ) - FANART; book cover, drawing, painting for fics; 00Q; especially enjoy anything that requires researching and designing historical clothing
kitten-kin (Tumblr# 1; Tumblr #2 ) - FANART; T rating; fluffy affection and quirky humor are this creator's jam and marmalade; 00Q;
So, this was supposed to be a 'short' idea, and instead it turned into a fully fledged story I'm quite proud of and that I really loved writing; I can only hope you will like it as much as I did 💚
Tags: Crossover, Fake/Pretend Relationship, oops everybody's got feelings, Eventual Polyamory, Polyamory, Trans Male Character, Trans Israel Hands, Schadenfreude, as a treat, Light Angst, Comfort, Domestic Fluff, Banter, Implied/Referenced Sex, Finding your home, Finding Your Family, Fluff, Happy Ending
Summary:
Q has tried short of everything to get Bond to stop running away from his feelings for him.
Desperate, running out of options and not wanting to give up and have regrets for the rest of his life, Q enlists the help of one Izzy Hands, top mechanic of the MI6 and recently divorced from Ed Teach, a 00 spy who cheated on him with a target, the rich Stede Bonnet, and who had the audacity to invite him to his wedding to Bonnet on top of it.
Their goals are simple: Q hopes to make Bond jealous enough that he will face his feelings and confess his love to him, Izzy wants to show his ex he can be more than happy without him and piss him off in the process.
But what happens when it all becomes a little more than they can chew and feelings get involved?
A story about three men finding love together.
No particular knowledge of either show is really necessary to be able to enjoy this.
Watching Chitty Chitty Bang Bang with my boy child. After a recent binge of James Bond movies, his response to seeing Desmond Llewelyn was an enthusiastic "MOM that is Q!"
Lyutsifer Safin X Reader Angsty Prompt with a cute ending
!TW: Implied suffering from depression!
“You can’t hide from me, Y/n!” Safin shouted through the door; you’d run away and locked yourself in your old cell like you usually did after a heated argument like the one you’d just had with him. Safin then suddenly felt quite dejected, and overwhelmed by his feelings as he begged for you to come out. “I - I’m sorry,” he expressed weakly, “I didn’t - didn’t mean anything I said.. I love you, Y/n, p-please come out.” Safin felt worse when he heard you cry ‘no’ on the other side of the door, and he didn’t know what to do with himself, his eyes filling with tears. “Is my soul too dark for you?” Safin inquired, and you frowned, feeling bad for a moment.
You tried to harden your heart against him after everything he’d said to you, a hurt look on your face as you thought about the cruel things he’d called you whilst you both had been arguing. “Go to Hell!” You yelled, and he faltered, leaning heavily against the wall beside the cell door.
“I don’t want to,” he replied, “there’s nothing left down there except old bones and lost souls, and you aren’t there, so why would I want to be there if you aren’t there with me?” Safin drew a shaky breath; he had been hoping you’d open the door and come out so he could try to make things right again between the two of you. “Please don’t stay in there,” he begged, “I don’t like being separated from you; I - I need to see you, please.. At least fight back against me. Why do you run away from your problems all the time?”
You scoffed, shaking your head. “I’m not the one running away from my problems, Safin,” you retorted, “you are! And that’s why we keep fighting all the time!”
Safin fell quiet, and nodded gravely; he knew you were right. “You’re right, Y/n,” he murmured, “I - I’m sorry. I will try harder, I promise, just please come out. If I lose you, I lose everything; you’re my soulmate.” You hesitantly stood up and opened the door, relieving Safin as he threw his arms around you, a strained sob escaping his lips. You returned the hug, surprised. “I love you so much,” he whispered shakily, and you managed a weak smile, lifting your right hand to the back of his head.
“I love you, too,” you returned, “and I - I’m so sorry for fighting with you.”
“I’m sorry, too,” he expressed, “I’ll never fight like that with you again.”
“I won’t, either,” you stated, vowing to never let an argument between him and you turn into the brawl it had become earlier again.
Think I’ve finally figured out why Daniel Craig is trending
This image has become a meme in comparing him to a banker / accountant / antiques dealer / European MP, university professor etc etc (whilst also acknowledging the sexiness ofc)
Why does he keep accidentally creating viral memes and he doesn’t even know 😭😭
"It always makes me feel a bit melancholy. Grand old war ship. being ignominiously haunted away to scrap... The inevitability of time, don't you think? What do you see?"