#even rosier

[moonyswarmsweaters]

Obsessed with the idea of Slytherin Skittles true crime podcast that is just them reading over real crimes and pointing out each of the criminal’s mistakes.

once, someone repeatedly sent them hate comments saying they could never do better causing Batshit Barty and the gang to go “Bet”

A week later, A newly freed child abuser who didn’t serve his time was found dead with the exact same MO they said in the latest episode of the podcast with none of the mistakes they pointed out. No one could prove they did it yet everyone knew.

The podcast continued as usual.

[vomits0cutely]

Barty, Dorcas & Evan: *walking into the Gryffindor common room*

Remus: *with his face in his hands with his shoulders moving up and down*

James: *on the ground laughing loudly*

Peter and Marlene: *with their hands on their knees, laughing loudly*

Dorcas: …what happened?

Remus: Marlene was trying to see if she could get on her broom inside-

Evan: uh oh

Remus: and she almost hit Peter with it and James said duck and they both quacked.

[shamelesswolfstarshipper]

Guys I just finished Yeah my boyfriends pretty cool (but not as cool as me) by @paintmegrey and I CANT. I genuinely laughed and cried at the same time. It is 2 am and I am crying and I said “I’ll read one chapter” 20 times even tho I know I have to get up at 9 tomorrow and have a busy day. Hear me out tho, everyone needs to go read it because it’s literally the best thing ever. Like regulus’ character development is insane and I just❤️😍❤️😍❤️😍 and walburga black can go kill herself

[mxskellington]

[Regulus and Pandora walk out to see Barty and Evan lying side be side on the ground next to a forklift and a muggle car]

Regulus: We were gone for ten minutes what the hell happened

Evan: Well we were sort of racing a muggle Ferrari against a forklift

Regulus: Of course you were, what bloody else would you two be doing Pandora: Then you…

Evan: [standing up] …crashed it into a tree, yeah

Regulus: How did you two even get to this point

Evan: Bee’s a psychopath

Barty: [still on the ground] And you’re my boy scout Rosie, we equal each other out

Regulus: *sighs*

Barty: Maybe next time I’ll jack a lexus, ‘least give the forklift a fighting chance

[This was the incident that lost Barty his muggle drivers license]

(based off that one scene from royal pains with Tucker and Ollie)

[i-need-of-a-hobby]

im a multishipper until you try to touch my babies ok.

james and lily? absolutely. lily and mary? adorable. james and regulus? grumpyxsunshine GOLD. regulus and barty? our favorite psychos. barty and evan? you know it's growing on me

but other ships instead of wolfstar????? like??? they're the only ones for each other argue w the goddamn wall

[gaybeanman]

I was half asleep and reilised that evan and Pandora aren't canonicly siblings and James potter is canonicly white and there all canonicly straight and kinda mean

I can't sleep now

[siriusblackfamilytrauma]

ROSEKILLER, JEGULUS, ROSEKILLER, JEGULUS-

[le-suspect]

barty and sirius were actually next to each other in azkaban and they bonded over having daddy issues and being gay for their best friend

[moonagedaydream13]

i need friends that i can talk to about the marauders with please!!!

[moonyswarmsweaters]

”I’m tired, I think I will go to bed”

She said, opening yet another fanfic about dead gay wizards form the 70s.

[llinstarr]

Man, all this 'Jegulus' versus 'Jily', 'fem Sirius' versus 'masc Sirius' crap, and everyone's obsessed with who's gay, straight, or white. Can y'all chill and quit arguing over these dumb headcanons? Stop forcing your ships on everyone and stop getting all triggered when others do it. Seriously, acting like a bunch of whiny toddlers. It's hella annoying, just relax and enjoy the fandom it’s not that deep.

[bowielover420]

ok i just thought of this insanely specific marauders fame au!

- wolfstar, Sirius is a model and Remus is a cinematographer

- James is a rich philanthropist who works for parents billion dollar hair care conglomerate

- Regulus is an actor, he does a lot of weird indie movies 

- jegulus, they said fuck it and got married super young

- they vacation a lot, when Regulus isn’t filming, because James can work from anywhere

- Lily is an actor turned director (very Greta Gerwig) her movies are very experimental, but she’s critically acclaimed and no one denys she’s a genius 

- Lily and Remus work together a lot, one time Regulus even played the lead in one of Lily‘s movies 

(this is where it gets weird)

- Mary, Marlene, Dorcas, Barty, and Evan are all in a queer rock band 

- you wouldn’t expect them to work together so well but they do 

- all the fans find their whole friend group, fascinating, and mysterious

- most of them don’t post that much on social media, except for James, Marlene, and Sirius sometimes 

- Remus specifically is allergic to being in front of a camera

(I have a little more, but this is all I felt like typing out right now, if anyone wants more, I’ll post it though)

( also ignore my horrible spelling and grammar if you don’t, you’re ablest ) 

[mourningliliesmorningglories]

thinking of rosekiller who have matching dagger tattoos. barty has his between his hipbone and the crease of his thigh and evan’s sits just around the curve of the top of his ass. so when they fuck the hilt of barty’s dagger aligns just right with the blade of evan’s

[plzandspanku]

marauders baby's as songs ive had on repeat

Sirius: Red Wine Supernova - Chappell Roan

Remus: Alrighty Aphrodite - Peach Pit

James: Blame Brett - The Beaches

Peter: Gloom - Djo

Marlene: You First (Re: Remi Wolf) - Paramore, Remi Wolf

Mary: Angry Women - Ashe

Lily: Poison Poison - Renee Rapp

Regulus: Nothing Matters - The Last Dinner Party

Barty: Carsick - K.Flay

Evan: One Of Your Girls - Troye Sivan

Pandora: VOID - Melanie Martinez

Dorcas: MOVE - Beyoncé feat. Grace Jones, Tems

[hrlx23]

Conversations I’ve had that remind me of marauders characters part. 72

Grey: Evan

Blue: Barty

(See I was tryna stay anonymous and not post myself but this shit is too funny to not post 😩)

[gaybeanman]

Rosekiller coded