#LET ME SMOOCH THOSE CHUBBY CHEEKS

[suugiart]

I love this boy so much, you have no idea (except you do if you know me LMAO)

Stock images are great references

[redbleedingrose]

Girl Dad!Cassian x reader Headcanons

A/N: I love me some girl dad Bat boys and Vanserra bros. TBH all the ACOTAR males would make incredible girl dads and I was just thinking about Cassian today. Anyway, this is for @augustinerose I know that it has been tough recently, so I hope this made you smile. <3

Cassian is a girls girl. He LOVES his daughter, and wants his babe to be able to express herself in any way she wants. So he def lets his daughter paint his nails pink and purple, and grins so wide when she smacks a kiss onto his cheek calling him pretty. And he takes real good care to paint her nails all nice and clean.

Cass is also happy to let his pretty princess put some makeup on him, with the blue eyeshadow and red lips. Male is not even the slightest bit embarrassed when you walk into your home to find him sitting on the floor so that your daughter can reach his face, six bows of all colors in his hair that is half braided and half curled, with your reddest shade of lipstick being smeared all over him. The guilty look from your babe stealing your makeup is too cute, and you settle down into Cass’ lap and ask her to do your hair and makeup too.

He would die for this child, and do practically anything to see a smile on her face, so he is gonna wear the purple tutu and tiara for his girl, and he is absolutely gonna have his pinky pointing out while he sips water from a tiny princess tea cup cuz his baby girl scolded him for not using "proper etticuite daddy."

Occasionally, she can also rope in Az and Rhys and they might roll their eyes and moan and groan, but they are gonna do anything for that little girl because they adore her and she is the only baby girl in the family so far. They spoil her like no other. You had to practically ban Rhys from getting her anymore dresses because there was no more storage in your home, and you nearly threw him into the Sidra when he offered to add another room to your home so he could fill it up with more jewelry and shoes and tutus for the “night court princess”

And on starfall, she does little dance routines for the whole family but she willet all shy about dancing her little ballerina routine in front everyone in the inner circle, so he helps her out and dances by her side even getting on his tippy toes despite everyone is snickering at him, this big burly male twirling around with his muscled arms pointed to the sky with his "mini me"

He loves pretending to chomp and eat her ruddy cheeks because it makes her cackle from deep in her tummy, and he is always blowing raspberries into her chubby belly. Don’t even get me started on those chunky thighs, and stinky feet. Cass wants to cry every single time he thinks about his pretty princess growing up. He wants her to stay young forever, to never worry about a single thing, to make sure that he can always watch over her and protect her.

When she was a newborn, he would steal her from the bassinet and take her on flights, wrapping her tiny wings into a wooly blanket to make sure they stay warm and cozy, and he would spend hours just flying around and telling her stories about his life, and stories about you. His favorite topic to talk about to her while she snoozes away is how much he loves you and how much he loves her. His obsession with his girls is truly a next level of adoration.

Ugh AND he loves cutting up fruit for her, and she just walks around munching on it with her tiny fist around the fruit and juices smeared across her cheeks. An he is always so gentle about wiping away the juices with a wet rag, having her sitting on the counter with her tiny legs swinging back and forth kicking his corded thighs while he cleans her ups and smooches her ruddy cheeks when he is done

Let us also discuss how Cassian learned how to braid hair by the Valkaryie warriors, and so he is the expert when it comes to doing her hair. Male can do twists and plaits so fast and instinctually, its insane. Most days, you have him doing your own hair. Oh, and she was born with a TUFT of hair that he would play with to soothe her. It is thick and dark just like his, and curls at the end, and he thinks it is one of his favorite features that he passed on to her.

OOOHHHH and imagine him teaching her to fly when she finally has the strength to control those muscles. She is all frustrated with fat tears rolling down her ruddy cheeks cuz “is too hard daddy” and he is down on one knee in front of her, rubbing his large hands over her tiny shoulders hushing her little cries, “s’okay baby, you’re right, it is hard,” and he smooches her cheek and pulls back to stare into her big eyes, “but you know what sweet girl? You can do it. It might take some time and practice, like most things do, but you will do it. And I will be here every step of the way, ‘kay?” And she sniffles, rubbing her tears away with a tiny fist and snuggles into his big chest while nodding.

Every birthday, he buys her a bouquet of flowers. And he also buys you a bouquet of flowers, making sure to thank you for the best gift he has ever received.

Okay maybe I will add more to this later, but this all I got for now, I hope you enjoyed!!!

[sommerregenjuniluft]

@jegulus-microfic january 9 - write - 946words - feat. fem!harry because i was craving girldads

(this one also esp goes out to @veryinnovative)

“Papa?”

“Yes, mon chou?” Regulus responds, shaking a curl out of his eyes to look over his shoulder as he keeps stirring.

Harrie is still bent over her artwork, crayon held in a tight fist, pigtails standing askew with half her hair falling out of them and in her little face anyways.

“Will you help me write my name?”

Regulus lowers the temperature of the stovetop to let the sauce simmer as he puts on the lid, “Of course. I’ll be right there.”

He crouches down to check the potato wedges and veggies in the oven, satisfied when they look according to the alarm he set, and gives his hands a quick rinse before he saunters over to his daughter.

The soles of his plush slippers are a faint noise against the whirring of the oven and the soft bubbling of the pot. The air smells warm and cozy with the home-cooked meal and the drying clementine peels that are still on the table from Harrie’s earlier snack.

Regulus bends over her to regard her painting, nose buried into her wayward hair, inhaling. It smells like her Strawberry Shortcake (the kid’s show) shampoo, like James’ cologne and still that distinct brand of baby that Regulus is utterly obsessed with and hopes she never loses. Well, at least as long as she’s small enough for him to still pick her up.

Harrie is unperturbed, keeps drawing little blue petals around a flower besides what Regulus assumes must be their cat, Mochi. Or maybe a very oversized ant. His little artiste.

“Can I give you a kiss?” Regulus mumbles into the crown of her head.

“Yup.” 

Harrie squeals when Regulus plants a loud smooch on her chubby cheek. She smells like grapes and walnuts there too. James must’ve packed them for her lunch in kindergarden.

She tapers off into a hearty giggle when Regulus keeps peppering kisses before he lets himself fall into the kitchen chair beside her.

“So,” Regulus says pointedly, making a show of granting her his undivided attention.

Harrie nods her head, making little, silly Mhm-mhm-mhm noises. Like she’s trying to convey the importance of what follows. Or like she has a tune stuck in her head. Regulus bets his money on both.

He grins, tucking a strand behind Harrie’s ear that just falls right back into place. “Where do you want your name?”

A tongue pokes out of the corner of his daughter’s mouth and she turns her pen to point at the top edge with the end of it, “Right here.”

“Alright.”

Harrie chooses another color for her signature and then they begin to write together.

“An H. Huh—as in house,” Regulus makes, Harrie repeating the sound automatically. “Two straight lines down and then one across the middle. Good job.”

“Then Ay,” Harrie continues. The beginning of the alphabet she’s already got memorized.

“That’s right, mon chou.”

“Ha-rrr.”

“An R—that’s a straight line, with a bump on top and a leg on the bottom. That’s it. We need another one of those, remember? Your name has two.”

Just as Harrie sets onto the next letter Regulus hears a car rumble up into their driveway, head instinctively swiveling around to the window.

When he looks back down the second R isn’t entirely correct. “Whoops—look, this one has its leg on the wrong side, honey.”

“Oh,” Harrie makes, eyebrows rising, and she goes to grab her eraser.

She corrects her letter and then proceeds to draw the I without prompting from Regulus, adding a wonky heart on top.

“Good job. And an—”

“E–like eeeraser,” his daughter sings, adding the three horizontal lines to the last letter, right as Regulus hears a keychain jingle against the front door.

Harrie is now drawing a little star next to her name as James comes into the kitchen with Mochi in his arms, a leaf sticking to his paw.

“Daddy,” Harrie yells, scrambling down from her chair and hasting into James’ arms, Mochi already fleeing for his cat tree, presumably.

James hums delightedly, smiling as he squeezes their daughter to his chest, “Mm, mi amorcito.”

He’s still in his coat and beanie from outside, glasses fogging up—though luckily for him, he’s had the mind to slip out of his boots at least.

Harrie rubs her palms along James’ stubbled jaw when they pull apart, making him chuckle. “Missed me?”

“A little,” Harrie shrugs.

“Oh, only a little, huh?” James challenges, whisking Harrie up and whirling her around in the air, twirling himself and making her scream with joy.

He sets her against his hip after he successfully lost one of her hair ties on his little escapade, never to be found again or for Mochi to play with.

“Smells amazing, love,” James says warmly, gazing at Regulus before helping Harrie gently pull out the other hair tie too.

Which reminds him Regulus to check on the sauce again. 

He smiles sweetly at his husband and wanders back over to the counter, grabbing the lid with a kitchen mitten and stirring the thickening sauce as he gets hit by its savoury tang and hint of black pepper and parsley.

At his back he hears Harrie and James babbling, conversing about something or the other as she takes her seat again. Something about finger paints and Ron and tea cup and pee accident.

Regulus is just stretching to get some plates when there’s strong arms wrapping around him from behind, prompting his lips into another immediate smile.

“Mi vida,” his husband mumbles, pressing a soft kiss behind Regulus’ ear.

James is warm and smells like caramel latte and outside air and the same hint of cologne found in their daughter’s hair.

[richeeduvie]

Plz can you bless me with more sweet papa lalo with his daughter/s

"My chubby princesita, look what I have for you!"

You don't want to say Lalo buys your daughters too much, especially for how young they are...but he does. But you're too weak when it comes to them as well. With how cute they look in his gifts. But Lalo wouldn't use the word weak, it'd be deserved.

"Look at this pretty dress! Do you like it?"

"...Ba...be - dress. Pretty."

Lalo laughs loud, picking her up and pinching her perfect chubby cheeks.

"How smart you are - of course it's so pretty. You know it. Papa can't wait to see you in it. Are you hungry?"

Lalo takes her to the table, sitting her on top of it before he puts a kiss to your lips.

"Where's my other girls, they gotta eat. They were too busy being sweet ones to us - so we ignore how they miss breakfast. Smart Salamancas, I tell you."

You hear little footsteps stop behind you.

"I'm hungry, Papa-"

"I can tell. Be patient. What you doing running into the kitchen like that? Could've slammed into Mama."

"Lalo."

Your son crosses his arms.

"You got mad at me for being on the table-"

"Well, bebita's not tryin' to do damn cartwheels on my table, hm? And Papa put her there. Go away. Lunch will come later."

"...I'm taking her with me-"

"Ah! Leave your sister alone." Lalo slaps his hand away, putting a piece of cold meat he took from the fridge out in his mouth.

"Lalo, I think we can watch them play."

"What's the boy gonna do with a toddler? He and his brothers were talking about using her as a ball out on the grass. No, go away. Papa will call you for later."

"I just want her to see my cars-"

"Ah!"

"See? Princesita wants nothing to do with those cars. She can see Papa's cars."

Your son hangs his head low and you sigh, catching him before he does go away and kissing him on his cheek. You know your little baby girl did her ah for her brother, reaching out for him.

You sit him on the table.

"Let them play."

Lalo sighs, heading tilting off to the side. He puts his hand on his hip before he kisses your hair.

"You know how to get family together, huh?"

He smiles with you, taking Princesita up into his arm, holding her like a ball with smooches all over.

"Who's that, hm? Is that your brother?"

"Yes!"

"Hey! Let her answer."

Lalo combs her hair as she babbles things that are nearly words.

[second-star-to-motunui]

Hello! I saw ur how animals love or something like that with Twisted Wonderland and I was wondering if u could do same with malleus, azul, floyd and Jade (maybe for their part + including Azul, u could make them in their "animal" form, I said "animal" bc they have half of the top of their body human only bottom is animal what I saw in the image) it's okay if u don't wanna! Sorry bad english

How Do Animals Love? Pt 2

Feat. Octavinelle; Azul Ashengrotto, Jade Leech, Floyd Leech and Malleus Draconia

How do they show love with their animal sides?

They/Them pronouns for reader. Reader is referred to as Yuu.

A/N: I intended to add the fish mafia to the first part but couldn’t decipher a damn thing about how morays or octopus show affection to mates or if they even do that so buckle up and get ready for my bullshit marine biology report lol ✨

Octopuses show affection with cuddling! They are very curious creatures and tend to learn about new things with lots of touching!

Azul more than likely won’t allow Yuu to see his animal form unless they are very close and they swear not to tell anyone how chubby he is in said form. Until then, he’s always got his hands on them, cradling their face and rubbing their cheeks or just wrapping an arm around them. Yuu is basically his personal body pillow.

His tentacles have a mind of their own. Azul can’t stop himself from wrapping them around Yuu just to hold them close. Yuu leaves cuddle sessions looking like they’re covered in hickies from head to toe. Those suction cups are no joke. Jade and Floyd tease them and Azul relentlessly for this.

“Hm? Oh hello, angelfish! No, don’t go, I was just doing some work. Sit here and let me hold you. We can do whatever you like once I’m done… My dear, why are you wearing that? Nobody needs to see the marks from my tentacles on your body! The twins are still bullying me after last time! … *sigh* You are lucky you’re adorable.”

Morays are weird little freaks of nature. Their “affection” is basically not biting the hell out of you so long as you give them food and pets.

In Jade’s case, he prefers pets! He’s a little touched starved so when he’s in need of love, Yuu can expect him to suddenly wrap them in a warm hug from behind or nuzzle into their neck to leave kisses or bites if he’s in a certain mood.

Sometimes Jade will show up to Ramshackle just for some love. There’s nothing he loves more than laying in Yuu’s lap with his arms around them while they stroke his hair. He also really likes massages. Giving them or receiving? Both, he’s happy either way.

“Yuu, my darling, are you busy right now? I had a rather long day at the Monstro Lounge and I could use a recharge… Oh, you give such healing hugs. How would you like to go for a swim with me today?”

Ever heard of the diver who fed a moray for 5-6 years so every time she went diving the moray would show up for pets? That is Yuu and Floyd.

Floyd likes to joke about how delicious Yuu look and playfully trying to bite their cheek. Yuu, taking the shenanigans a bit too literally, now gives Floyd snacks so he’ll stop staring at them with hungry eyes.

He’s not actually gonna eat them of course! But hey, he’s not gonna say no to free snacks. Plus the fact this little human’s first reaction to seeing Floyd is holding up a cookie or something is indescribably cute and hilarious to him.

“Oh woe is me, I feel dizzy! I could certainly go for some delicious shrimp right now… Lil Shrimpy! Don’t give me that look! You know I’m just teasing ya, c’mere. *smooch* I actually am hungry though. Let’s get Jade to cook us something tasty!”

Dragons hoard shiny things and other stuff they consider treasure. That includes Yuu.

Nobody actually knows if Malleus has his own dragon treasure hoard. There’s rumors that his hoard lies somewhere in an abandoned castle in his hometown or in a secret place on Sage’s Island. Surprise! It’s in Ramshackle Dorm. Malleus sees Yuu as his most precious treasure so naturally he ended up leaving shiny objects around the dorm. It started with little things like gold coins or little jewels until it became a full blown hoard.

Yuu just moves all of Malleus’s treasure items into an empty bedroom where nobody grim can mess with it. Now that room is kind of like their nest. Malleus loves to lay in there with Yuu in his arms, hidden away from the world. A room full of beautiful jewels and gold and other treasures but his eyes remain on Yuu.

“Do you like that diamond I found, child of man? You may keep it if you like… Lay here with me for a moment, darling. Does this not feel like a fairytale? A dragon guards a castle and inside lies mountains of treasure and a beautiful prince/princess… Only I won’t let any knights steal you away from me.”

[gyubby99]

@disneyanddisneyships

Aponi Wings x reader headcanons

SFW:

Only let's you call her "Lilly"

She would listen to u rant

Gives you a hug when you need it

Always makes sure you feel included in conversations with friends

Kiss her while she's talking. It's catch her off guard

Would look at you lovingly from the crowd when she sings like love songs that she thinks resonates with your relationship.

Pls hold her while she rants and talks about her past

Lots of flirting

Lets you be the little spoon

Forehead smooch is a must

Will never judge you (unless you do some stupid shit)

You work towards redemption and heaven together :)

Lots of reassurance :)))

She loves u a lot

Apologizes first after an arguement

Makes you clothes or just little accessories and stuff

Dances and sings with you

Date nights involving alcohol will always end up with her being the designated driver

You guys met at the hotel when you were working for redemption

When she met you, it was love at first sight

She fights her feelings for you because of her fear of getting hurt again

Needs constant reassurance

Want you to be comfortable in everything

Massages your shoulders

She always wakes up first and just.. memorizes every feature of your face so she may never get them out of her head everytime you're not near to her

Takes good care of you

Calls you "love", "baby", "mi amor" if shes getting extra flirty, "cara mia", "darling", "my love."

If you're a demon of any sort of animal she'll come up with a nickname for that

If you're a human reader then just those nicknames I mentioned

Interested in your interests and demands to know more

Will hold you at any cost

If you're shorter than her, she teases you. If not, she pouts at you teasing her.

Caresses your face as you lay close with each other

You confessed first

Squishes le chubby cheek

Lets u bury your head into her floof.

Carries you bridal style as she flies with her wings in her full demon form

Sings you to sleep

Will comfort you after a nightmare and let you know she's always there

NSFW:

*cracks knuckles*

Likes to tease u

Wears a crop-top to show her tramp stamp so she can make your attraction grow

Likes being eaten out

C'ms first

Likes being spanked

Bite her neck and you go straight under the sheets

A bit vocal

Constantly asks "is this okay?"

Asks you what your safe word is before obliterating your pssy/p'nis

"Tell me to stop and I shall" in a breathy voice

Loves being tied down but won't mind tying you down

It would take a deer in heat to stop this woman

Is not opposed to your mommy kink. In fact, she's into that.

Won't kink shame you unless you kink shame her first

"Give me all you got"

Loves running her fingers through your hair as you eat her out

If you're chubby she definitely worships your thighs as she eats you out whatever you have in your pants

You probably knew each other for a long time and have a deep connection with each other for her to get this kinky

Fucks you in her full demon form and you're not complaining because it's a sexy demon form

"Fuck, baby!" Um.. yeah.

She calls you a good girl/boy

Likes it when you're bottoming

Aftercare 😍🥰

For female reader she uses her hands to hold your face as she kisses you passionately with tongue while she fingers you with her other hand and the other's playing with your cl1t.

However if you are part of the male species she gets her other two hands on your dck and balls i guess

Will not let you c'm for a tease

Makes eye contact with you as she goes down

Likes to ride hard and fast

Loves swallowing your c'm

"Use your words, baby" as she trails her finger on your jawline with a smirk on her face.

Safe word is "wings"

Angsty:

She's scared of getting hurt, so she fought her feelings for you for a long time

Has nightmares about you leaving her

Tells you about her family and her past

She lets you see her scars.. and she's a bit scared because she thinks she's scaring you

Apologizes about the simplest of things

Voices of Jason telling her you would eventually leave

Extremely clingy at times but apologizes for it.

Sometimes she's scared to speak her mind with you so she just sits there in silence.

Live Linda struck you with her powers and she relapses because she felt like she failed.

[outrealm-gates]

Time for Gifts! Minerva hummed idly as she presents Isabelle with a necklace alongside a rather stylish bracelet. She also got her some perfumes that smell of fruits, like peaches and strawberries! For Elise, Karma got her some adorable and well-sized PJs that look very cute! She also got her a vast collection of Belgian Chocolates too! Goat!Sonia, wanting to impress Toriel, had made her a card and further more took the charge to make the Christmas feast for them both to enjoy! A gift of more action than not but one she felt properly pampered her beloved. Natsuki got Sayori a collection of specially made cupcakes and chocolate cake. As something more permeant, she got her a plushie from an anime she knew the peach-haired girl liked! Alongside all that, Christmas would be spent together too! Rivet, despite being aware this was not blog for Lailani, was still eager and thus is here with sunset-coloured Muumuu that would allow the girl something relaxing and flowing to rest in. A-and grow in. Justine and Caroline, plump wardens as they were, huffed as they presented Makoto with their gift. It was a mere collection of chocolate. Nothing grand but certainly something surprising from them. Haru would be here to present Ann with a bunch of new clothing, feeding equipment and a Christmas Buffet that would be fed into this fattening model! Leliana wasn't sure what to get the Dwarf so she got her a new large drinking stein and a new set of comfortable boots! Mahiru handed over to Hiyoko a collection of international gummy sweets and a photo album that contained pictures of her and the spoiled Empress over the last year. How sweet~ Sijo got Moeka some new clothing given the shut-in nature to outgrow and wear her clothing until dirty. She also got her a new phone and some collectibles. Fluttershy got Rarity an adorable hat she felt the other would just adore along with some Spa day tickets for them both, since the holiday season was so busy, they needed to relax. In another timeline, Twilight would also get Rarity a collection of new jewellery using a variety of gems to match the girl's variety of fashion!

"Ahh~! Miss Minerva! This is fantastic! I'll always wear them!" Isabelle is over the moon with her gifts, getting a preview of her perfumes and adorning her chunky self with her boss's gifts while her tail breaks new records in wagging speed! -

"Oh wow! These are DELICIOUS! And how did you know I needed new nightgowns? Is it because I'm really stretching my old ones~? Ehehe!" Elise couldn't help but stuff her chubby cheeks full of her dragon girlfriend's offerings while she marveled at how comfy these new pajamas were~! -

"My dear... my sweetest Sonia. Come here and let me hold you for this... I'm sure its all very delicious and this old goat positively adores you for the lengths you've gone to..." Sonia would be embraced by the warm goat momma, her soft fur and abundant fat making them the perfect cuddlebug this season~

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"Natsuki these are amazing! AH I'm gonna cuddle the stuffing out of you, I love you so much!" Sayori could hardly contain herself, hugging the plushie and her plush girlfriend both as hard as she could as she imagined how perfect this break would be with her! -

"Y-You really got something this nice for me...? Ahh... T-Thank you! I can't believe it... uhm... I think its high time I did this... close your eyes." And so the chubby polynesian sweetheart would take Rivet's hands and smooch her on the lips, only to hide her blushing cheeks and retreat back, giggling. "W-We've been dating for a while... you're so sweet, I figured you really deserved it!" -

"I-I... thank you! I can't say I was... expecting this. Thank you both. Uhm... its funny, I was actually 'just' craving some... so this was perfect!" While her... 'arrangement' with the twins was certainly strange, affection and care could be seen between all of them.

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"God Haru... I-I'm gonna be able to fit in those after right?... R-Right?" Despite Ann's visible worry, she wouldn't have Haru's goft any other way. Willingly submitting to the feast presented and all the fun new ways her feeder girlfriend could deliver it...

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Lady Aeducan was quite pleased with her surface wife's gifts, a girl could never have enough boots 'or' steins. And drinking out of this one would make the ale all the better~ -

Her shortstack slob would be happy as could be to go over her gluttonous journey while enjoying every little morsel of sugar her photographer girlfriend got her. An empress needed plenty! -

"... F-For... for me...?" She hardly expected any gifts, let alone so many. Being with Sijo was gift enough... and now she's all teary eyed. Many hugs and quiet admissions of love and loyalty from the ginger tubster to her huge assed lover. -

"Fluttershy my sweet this is a lovely gift, and I wouldn't dream of a spa day without you! After all, everything is so much better with you by my side, darling~!"

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" These jewels dear... they're exemplary! Just like the love you have for me. And the love I hope to reciprocate with every bit of pampering I have for you tonight!" And with that, many a wonderful gift was recieved with love~! Thanks a bunch friend for our ships and this ask

[fivefriedtofu]

↳ ❝ ahoy there! ❞ | #thoma headcanons ; normal + modern au.

thoma w/ chubby cheeks? his fav petnames?? simp rambling??? & more!

ft. gn reader, the kamisato siblings, +1 bonus childe.

cw: none! completely sfw. only cringe romantic scenerios & maybe lots of mentions of kisses because i'm in love w/ him.

♡. edit: the link to the tiktok i added to the last headcanon (normal au) got deleted oh my god 😭

an: thoma go brrr. had to squeeze my brain like a powdered orange just so i could make this coherent enough to post.

i also wanna apologize if i've written some things that are suspiciously familiar to other works before. i only just noticed. i swear i don't know how it happens!! i've just never had an original thought i think _( ༎ຶ⌑༎ຶゝ∠)_ please forgive my sins.

pics: 🐶 🍡 🌿 (fun fact: the shiba's name is marutaro!!)

NORMAL AU!

we are married.

please consider... thoma with chubby cheeks.

irresistibly cute and soft.

ge ntly h olds... 🤲

the grannies at the market like to pull on them from time to time whenever he goes for groceries.

by the end of those days, he'd come home whining with aching cheeks.

"whining" i.e asking you for healing kisses? 🥺👉👈

he does not know how to swear.

thoma: "gee wilikers...", "oh to heck with it!", "gosh diddly darn it!"

ayato, tears in his eyes: pls,,, ju,,st say fuck,,

"he's a grown man with a job and pays taxes" ok maybe he does and just chooses not to BUT listen—

he says bejeebers in one of his voicelines 😭😭😭.

a cheesy romantic, the type to greet you with hand kisses. however ☝️👀

turn the tables and kiss his hands and he'll be reduced to mush.

secretly it's actually one of his favorite places for smooches. such hardworking hands, they deserve all the loving, don't they?

speaking of favorites, his favorite nicknames!

pretty boy, my prince, handsome — casually, politely, LOVINGLY he will pass away.

to be fair, he's a sucker for any sort of praise you give him but something about being called those just makes him feel so special.

BECAUSE HE IS. MUMUMU BESO MUUUWAH—

he makes me feel so soft and happy, he's like the song 'cloud 9' but personified.

this goes with any genshin character, but i'm a thoma simp. just,,, p,, please just imagine.

let me tell you, as a short person, i started screaming. rolled around my bed even, clutched my phone to my chest. at this age of mine. absolutely no shame, embarrassing ✋.

MODERN AU!

modern! thoma would probably enjoy the waitress musical.

his fav songs are 'what baking can do' and 'you matter to me.'

cried the first time he listened to the latter. cried again the next time he listened to it. they... were emotional days 😔.

enjoys musicals in general.

thoma/kamisato siblings theater kids canon i'm the left shoe of one of hyv's soundtrack artists.

he likes listening to them whenever he does chores and ends up singing along when he gets really into it.

doesn't really have the best singing voice, but he doesn't care. all that matters is that he's having fun 💪 king mentality.

and if you, as his s/o, decide to sing along with him ESPECIALLY IF IT'S A LOVE SONG DUET— shee, he just might propose to you then and there.

idk why but i feel like he'd be a swiftie. loves almost every one of her songs but lives for her 2010 era songs. gets so hyped for sparks fly.

his favorite animal crossing character is goldie and i will die on that.

i think he'd be a horror fan. specifically for spooky folklores and cryptids.

(based on that one voiceline of his - thoma's hobbies. also occasionally, he'll utter 'spooky stories...' if he's in your teapot.)

his youtube feed reccomends stuff like 'creepy urban legends from around the world' or 'inazuma's terrifying monster stories.'

when he's not in the mood to listen to music, he lets those vids play in the background instead.

thoma just vibing in his apron and cleaning gloves, waxing and polishing the floor with earphones in, listening to horror podcasts.

he is ANNOYING if he ever gets in a playful mood before going to bed.

both of you could just be peacefully cuddling, innocently talking about whatever until you fall asleep when he'll suddenly bring up a scary story he just learned. and as a result, ends up scaring you a bit.

too creeped to sleep now, you give his chest a soft smack, whining his name.

but then he just laughs! 😡 he's quick to apologize, but he's still laughing!!

as if pulling you in closer against himself, burying your face in his neck, and nuzzling into you will easily let that slide — nah, scoot away from his mean ass. ignore how he whines for you to come back.

he rolls across the bed and follows you. immediately wraps himself around you once he reaches where you placed yourself by the edge.

"noo, 'm sorry." he mumbles, lips brushing against your skin, you could feel him smile. "i'm sorry."

he sighs then plants a kiss against your temple. "here. this way no monsters will get you."

like an inconvenienced cat, you huff, burying your face into his chest. "cringe."

...

you turn back up and quickly press a kiss on his collarbone, before shoving your face back to where it hid.

ok but on the topic of the waitress musical, 'never ever getting rid of me' gives me huge childe vibes.

sorry if this ain't much, i'm fighting demons (ง｡•╭╮•｡)ง​ plus school just started.

[i-cant-sing]

I have risen to cause violence and death by fluff!!! Yanderes are a force of nature but so am I! 😡

Me 🤝 You

being weaklings to chonky babies

Y’know how squeaky toys make that squeak sound when you squeeze them? How would the Platonic yanderes of your choosing react to squishing the chubby baby reader’s cheeks and they hear this squeak sound? It tickles the baby reader so she giggles cuz we don’t harm chonkers in this household 😤

Ayyyeeee chonky babies are the best babies!

Yandere Hades:

in tears. Actual tears.

Like how are you so goddamn adorable

Constantly holds you, kissing your cheeks every few minutes while you try to get off his lap and play with Cerberus. But he's not letting you go.

Actually hides you away from other gods so that they don't become obsessed with you like he has. He even has a hard time sharing you with Persephone, who is content with seeing her two babies playing with each other.

Has this feral look in his eyes when someone tries to take you away, calling you "MY PRECIOUS!"

Yandere Hawks:

His little baby bird. You remind him of when little birds chirp.

Takes so many videos of you, his chonky little baby.

Kisses your cheeks several times a day, always making sure to send a video to Enji (you know so that Enji can become obsessed with you too and the two of them together could become yandere parents after he drops that hoe Rei)

Yandere Toji:

Laughs whenever you giggle when he kisses your cheek, pushing his face away, saying that it tickles.

Loves feeding you all kinds of food, enjoying how you eat the food with gusto

His heart bursts with awe when he has to slip on your shoes on your tiny, chubby, fat cannoli feet.

Blows raspberries on your belly, chuckling as you laugh so much, you barf.

Yandere Sukuna:

100% has tried to take a chomp of your cheek, but got startled the first time it squeaked.

From then on, he pokes your cheeks a lot, especially when you're mad. He'll keep on poking it until you either "hmmph" and turn away from him, or suddenly whip around and whack his hand away.

Jokes around that your cursed technique lies in those pink chubby cheeks of yours.

Growls in warning if someone else even tries to touch your cheek. Nope, only he gets to play with them.

Yandere Ares:

Laughs when you let out a war cry before charging at him, quickly swooping you up as he pushes your cheeks together before smooching them. "Such a soft baby, how will you ever harm me?"

Absolutely shows you off. Like goes to Olympus and the Underworld, holding you from your armpits and announces "Look at this chunky baby. This is the baby of a god. She is a complete menace, a force to be reckoned with. My child, completely ready to shed blood and take over the world- oh darling, no. Stop chewing on Cerberus's tail. No, no, you don't need to go to Zeus. Baby, come back-"

Yandere Alcina Dimitrescu:

She loves you so much. She loves you so very much.

Loves to dress you up, her cold dead heart warming whenever you would giggle and peak at her from under her cap, giving her a toothy smile.

Enjoys how your cheeks spring back whenever she kisses them deeply.

Also one to show you off, especially to Heisenberg. "Look at this child, Heisenberg. Look at her. She's beautiful, heartbreakingly adorable, and also very smart. She can spell backwards and forwards. Just yesterday, she spelled "Bob". Genius! Wait, Y/n, sweetie, don't chomp on my blades. They're sharp! You're gonna cut your tongue-"

[tojisun]

submission from: @llawlietslut

hii!! i hope ur doing well :)

i wanted to request a sweet n cute fluff of toji and baby megumi and fem! reader taking baby megumi trick or treating. ik halloween passed but i love this idea

have a good day <3

HIII im so sorry this took too long!! and aahhhhh this is so adorable omgggg i hope you like this <333

word count: 1.3k

megumi wanted to be a ghost for halloween. 

you and your husband thought he’d be a werewolf for the holiday given his affinity for wolves, but little megumi just wanted a plain white blanket with eye sockets. 

“there’s our little ghost boy!” you say, securing the popper buttons of his hood and brushing at his spilling hair, tucking them back inside the hood. 

his costume could pass off as a poncho with how simple it is: consisting of a hood with a low quality smiley face drawn on it, and the hems adorning jagged cuts. it isn’t the best halloween costume megumi’s ever had but your little blessing is smiling so wide, bouncing lightly as though to contain his excitement, and it’s like. who cares about how it looks? your blessing is adorably happy with it.

“i’m a ghost and mama an’ papa’s gon’ catch me!” he says excitedly, shifting his weight from one foot to another, giggling when his costume swishes around.

toji chuckles beside you. “that’s right, gumi, papa and mama’s going to catch our little casper boy,” toji responds, reaching to ruffle at megumi’s hooded head. megumi giggles again and you turn to toji, beaming in happiness.

if megumi’s the little ghost, you and toji are the ghostbusters.

the idea came to you when megumi announced that he wanted to be a ghost for halloween during breakfast, then pouting when he said that he still wanted to match with you two. you told him to not worry; that he can still be the little phantom, and mama and papa are going to be the ghostbusters instead. he didn’t know the reference so you had to pull up a picture and only then did his moping stop, excitedly rambling about being ‘uncatchable’.

“you have your pumpkin bucket?” you ask, turning to secure his shoelaces.

“here!” he says, swinging his candy holder for emphasis.

“and i have his bag here,” toji chimes, “and your purse.”

you smile at him, standing up to press a kiss at his cheeks. “thank you.”

toji reciprocates by planting a kiss on your forehead before crouching down to pick up megumi.

“me too!” megumi says, presenting his chubby cheeks. you and toji laugh, hearts full, before smooching both of his cheeks at the same time. 

when the three of you finally make it out of the house, the neighbourhood is brimming with life. so many children and teens are already filling the streets, dressed in cartoon characters or american movie characters. front porches are intricately designed with different decor and fairy lights, and you turn to see megumi gazing at everything with awe.

you chuckle, remembering that megumi’s usually asleep at this time.

“is gumi ready to trick or treat?”

megumi looks back at you and nods, tiny head bobbing quickly in excitement. toji chuckles at megumi and you study them, both of your beloved boys, feeling so much joy and love rising in your chest almost like it’d drown you.

so many years of dancing around each other, followed by a tensed period of adjusting with megumi, feeling like time will never stop for you—all those years are now left in the past. and while it wasn’t easy, you will never exchange it for anything in the world. there’s no other place that you’d rather be at. 

toji turns to you, wondering at your sudden silence. “darling, you okay?”

“yeah,” you say smiling, “let’s go.”

megumi starts trick-or-treating at yoshida-san’s house. it’s a little far from your guys’ home, but you remember that yoshida-san loves to dress up his dogs for the holiday and you know megumi would love to see them.

he does.

when he ran to knock at yoshida-san’s door, you and toji following behind him, you watched as megumi gasped excitedly after seeing sora, an orange and white akita, and ame, a pure white samoyed, dressed in a matching bumblebee costumes. 

the two puppies jumped at megumi, licking at his cheeks and barking in response to megumi’s continuous happy squealing. yoshida-san was chuckling at the back, holding onto a bowl filled with chocolates. megumi seemed to forget that he was out trick-or-treating as he continued to just play around with the dogs.

you snapped countless of pictures of the three, laughing when megumi’s hood fell and his hair became a mess again. toji’s chuckling beside you, an arm wrapped around your waist as you two watched your son lose himself in a laughing fit.

“time to trick-or-treat somewhere else, gumi,” toji called and only then did megumi totter back to yoshida-san, holding out his pumpkin baggy for chocolates. sora and ame stood on either side of megumi, and megumi patted them on their heads as a farewell before running beside you and toji again.

“thank you, yoshida-san!” megumi exclaimed before you three walked out of his porch and began knocking on other homes.

some of the houses had moving decorations that scared megumi so much that he refused to walk in, hiding his face on toji’s neck and refusing to be put down. some had many fairy lights that extinguished megumi’s fear, allowing him to knock on the door on his own while you and toji stand behind him. in all these ordeal, you learn that megumi’s such a cute boy that they’d give him more than one candy bar. it’s barely been ten minutes of going around the neighbourhood and megumi’s bucket is already full. 

when megumi turned his puppy-eyes at you and toji, saying that he still wants to trick-or-treat despite his full bucket, you both easily agreed. toji put half of the candies in megumi’s bag, huffing when your precious boy cheered and hugged toji’s leg, the only thing he can reach, before running to the next house already.

the three of you meet the itadoris later. yuuji is wearing a dracula costume, with fake blood dripping from the corner of his lips. 

“it’s from my wife’s lipstick,” jin says, rubbing at his nape and chuckling when yuuji and megumi began exchanging candies.

“he looks cute,” toji states and you hum in agreement, still focused on taking pictures of the boys.

from then on, yuuji and megumi did their trick-or-treating together, with yuuji pattering quickly and megumi trying to catch up. yuuji’s the shorter of the two and yet he has the most energy, and you stifle a laugh when yuuji turned around to pull megumi along, exclaiming that megumi’s walking slow.

the boys tire quickly, after. yuuji returned to jin, leaning on him to support himself up. likewise, megumi’s back in toji’s arms, resting his head on toji’s shoulders and fighting his drowsy eyes.

“thank you for tonight,” jin says quietly, rubbing at yuuji’s head. “my wife couldn’t make it so yuuji’s pretty bummed out until we met you three, so i’m really thankful for tonight.”

“don’t worry about it,” toji replies, “megumi’s being shy, but he’s also really happy to trick-or-treat with yuuji-kun. isn’t that right, gumi?”

megumi nods, sleepier than minutes ago. you coo at him, pressing a kiss at his forehead and huffing a short laugh when he scrunches his nose.

“say bye now, yuuji,” jin says, smiling when yuuji can only manage a tiny wave.

megumi, too, only waves in goodbye.

on your way home, megumi finally succumbs to sleep, softly snoozing with his face tucked on toji’s neck. 

“baby, did you have fun today too?” toji mutters, shifting megumi a bit so that he can look at you. 

“i did. how about you?”

“very,” toji replies, “i love you.”

you smile. “i love you too.”

what a beautiful halloween it turned out to be.

[sukirichi]

kiss me more

request. Hi saw that your request are open and congrats for the 2.4k !! 🎊 if possible can i please request yuuta having a girlfriend that’s his childhood friend? (So like instead of rika it’s y/n and she doesn’t die) that loves to dote on him cause that boy needs some love. Thank you!! <3

note. EEEEEPPPP BOYFRIEND YUTA IM SOFT

song inspo. kiss me more (doja cat, sza)

There’s nothing more natural than showering your boyfriend with love.

You’ve always known Okkotsu Yuta was going to be your soulmate. It was made clear to you when he first picked you up from the playground when you were little, his chubby hands wiping away the tears streaming down your face. Your scraped knees bled from how rough you played and your lip trembled, biting down on your lip to prevent yourself from crying too much. Big girls don’t cry, your mother had said, and you most definitely wouldn’t cry in front of your friend.

“It’s okay to cry,” he reassured you, looping his pinky with yours as he took you to the infirmary. You peered up at him with wide, glossy eyes then – an innocent small, budding crush forming. “Cry if you want,” he’d insisted, soothing away all your worries with a smile. “I’ll kiss the pain away for you!”

You watched then, astounded, that the pain had really went away. The kind nurse had disinfected your wound and placed a cute, pink band-aid over the wound.

Yuta reached over, placing kisses on the side of your knees before he beamed; his smile sweet enough that the pain turned into nothing but a faint memory of the past.

He’d kept his promise of being the best friend and boyfriend anyone could ever ask for since forever, but now, it was your turn. You made sure to repay his kindness a hundred times more, not stopping even as Yuta shyly pushed your face away from kissing him in public.

“Stop,” he whined, but the redness coating his cheeks said otherwise. “We’re in the library. Someone might see us.”

“And that’s supposed to stop me from showering my boyfriend with love?” you teased then, reveling in the way Yuta hid his face behind his hands. Like a good boy, he leaned down closer to your face, the sounds of his groans like music to your ears. Typical Yuta – of course he wanted to kiss, and who were you to deny him that? Stepping at the tips of your toes, you placed a kiss on his cheek, laughing as his heat transferred to yours. “Love you,” you cooed, rewarded by a shy roll of his eyes.

“Love you too,” he mumbled, squeezing your hand to emphasize his words. “Now let’s go get lunch—”

You cut Yuta off by cupping his face into your palms, showering kisses at every covered inch. He froze into your hold, his eyes wide as you smooched his cheeks, his nose, his eyelids and his forehead. “Wh-what are you doing—” you kissed him flat on the lips, swallowing his embarrassed squeaks greedily.

It didn’t take long before he melted into your kisses, tilting his head to the side to get a deeper kiss. You smiled into his mouth then, treading your fingers through his raven locks. Yuta, too, had begun to mirror your smile and pulled you closer, his arms encircled around your waist.

You pushed him over until his back hit the shelves, grinning lovingly at him while he rubbed soothing circles at your waist. Like the stupid, youthful lovers you were, both of you burst into laughter, shushing one another when a librarian huffed from afar.

“Better be quiet then,” he suggested then, catching your eager lips into a slower, more passionate kiss.

You happily wound your arms around his neck and tugged him closer; your chests flushed from skin to skin, his heat spreading off to yours. It’s clear that both of you could stay this way forever, those former play house of man and wife becoming more of a reality with each passing day. But that’s for the future – for now, you just wanted to enjoy his presence, this innocent young love you’d been lucky enough to have.

For now, you’d rather focus on supporting him in his sorcerer duties, cheering for him in the background and bandaging his wounds, taking your turn to kiss away the pain every time he came wounded and bloody.

After all, there’s nothing more natural than showering your boyfriend with love. And you’d do it again and again, from now until forever.

[blackbat05]

Dad Adventures

Dad Shangqi x Mom Reader

A/N: I have gotten through my difficult week! Seriously those two weeks felt more like two months. To celebrate that, here’s another Dad Shangqi headcanon! Goodness me, you know what? Just look at me as a main Shangqi writer with other characters as side dishes. As usual, enjoy! Like and comment if you wish!

Genre: PG 13

Warnings: A heck load of fluff. Points may jump here and there since my brain is still trying to recover from my last two weeks.

Anyone who is familiar with Chinese culture, at least where I’m from, in my grandparents’ time, they preferred having boys.

Hell no Shangqi ain’t having that shit though. Boy or girl he’ll love them both equally. As long as they are healthy and happy, what more could he ask for?

But why do I feel that he wants a girl more? Baby girl would wrap him around her little finger. Before she’s even born, he promises to teach her self-defense to fend off guys in years to come.

‘Please Shangqi, take it easy though,’ you tried to hide your laugher, seeing your husband very serious.

‘Hey, don’t blame me. With your looks, she’ll be chased by so many guys. She needs to defend herself, tell the good from the bad. Actually little bean,’ he talks to your growing stomach, ‘all guys are bad.’

‘Shangqi!’

When your baby girl is born, he cries. A lot. Katy (who has been appointed godmother) secretly records this.

He’s there by your side during the whole process. He’s grateful but apologetic that you had to go through such a long and painful process. ‘You did great baby, you did great,’ he leans to brush your sweaty hair aside, giving you a kiss on the forehead.

Let’s face it ok? Having a kid isn’t all sunflowers and rainbows. When your baby girl’s born, you guys barely have enough sleep. Nevertheless, Shangqi’s always the first one out of bed whenever the baby monitor beeps.

‘Shangqi let me go,’ you tell him one night.

‘No, you need rest from carrying our little dumpling for nine months.’ He gently gets you back in bed, leaving no room for argument.

He calls your mom secretly to make Black Chicken soup (heh my mom cooked it for me before when I was feeling like really tired and it’s so good!)

He may or may not have messed up the recipe a few times. But A+ for efforts!

When you’re better, you finally go back to work. Shangqi takes on the role of a stay home dad when he’s not Avenging.

You come back home to different views everyday. All of them are very cute.

One involved, your little baby snoozing away on Shangqi’s chest as his computer is placed on the coffee table beside the sofa. You see he had just ended a meeting with Sam, Bucky, Carol and Wong.

Another scene involved her on the high chair, baby food all over her face as Shangqi attempts to feed her dinner.

When she grows older, maybe at 4 years old? She starts learning basic martial arts. Xialing is particularly enthusiastic about seeing her niece. She can’t wait to guide her around the training compound back home - she tells your daughter that one day she’ll be like the many powerful and strong women who are now training under Xialing’s leadership.

‘And when she is old enough, I will tell her who kicked her father’s ass,’ Xialing smirks at her brother. Thankfully you were out with your daughter looking at the beautiful scenery the place had to offer.

Before we end of this imagine I would see your little girl getting along so well with the rest of the avengers whenever they popped by to drop of some documents for Shangqi or just - hang.

Among all the avengers so far, she has attached herself to Auntie Carol. You’re secretly happy and proud because you hope one day your girl would be as strong as these amazing women.

Carol drops by when Shangqi is out for a quick grocery run. You take the time to catch up with her as she has been away from Earth for a while. Your little daughter runs straight into Auntie Carol’s arms and will not leave her side even when you called her.

But the moment Shangqi is back, she slowly crawls down the sofa, running to her daddy. ‘Hey dumpling!’ He affectionately gives her smooches to her chubby cheeks while you and Carol watch from the sidelines.

‘Shangqi’s a great dad,’ the Captain smiles, sipping the last bit of her tea.

Don’t you know it. You were so glad for this little family.

A/N: That’s it! Squeezed out ideas from my brain! Thanks for reading! Gosh I’m so whooped for Dad Shangqi!

[drakenology]

Ma'am, DILF!Asahi. Soft lil chubby/curvy housewife. Babysitting friend's lil tot. Bigger family, more breeding, and utterly filthy, filthy lovemaking. Tiny size kink, wifey like being picked up, makes her feel small and safe in his big strong arms. Mating press and nipple sucking okay?

Asahi wants to be a daddy and he asked politely... enough, don't you think? 👉👈

-🦑

ᵇᵃᵇʸ ᵐᵃᵐᵃ ˣ ᵃˢᵃʰⁱ ᵃᶻᵘᵐᵃⁿᵉ

꒰ఎ ♡ ໒꒱⠀synopsis : asahi catches you being the cutest little caregiver to daichi’s sons when you babysit and the sight just makes him feral. it makes him want a baby of his own. ;)

꒰ఎ ♡ ໒꒱⠀warnings: smut, dilf!asahi, smidgen of size kink, breeding kink, cunnilingus, some fluffy stuff and just Asahi being a service top

You had to be about the sweetest little wife Asahi could ever ask for. He knew the day he met you that he had to spend the rest of his natural born life with you. You had this warm aura about you that made him fall for you all over again. Every morning, he’d find himself missing you on the drive to work; missing your touch and the soft kisses you give him on the cheek as a goodbye present. 

When he got home to see you in the kitchen cooking up dinner for you both to eat together his eyes almost teared up. Home for Asahi was wherever you were, and he always made sure to show you. 

“Hi, sweet baby.” He’d coo at you, smothering you with kisses on your cheek and down your neck. You look up from the pot and kiss him on the lips, giggling at his big, goofy grin. 

“Hey, honey. You’re just in time for dinner.” You chime, shooing him away from the stove so you can fix your plates. Just like routine always called for, you shared a meal together and then you shared each other’s bodies in the sanctuary of your bed until it was time to go to sleep to start the next day and do it all over again. 

Today was a little different. You agreed to watch Daichi’s sons while he went away to practice, welcoming them in your home with open arms and fun activities to do. You spent the day trying to keep them occupied, a little nervous since you don’t have any kids of your own with Asahi just yet. But the boys ended up loving you as if you were part of their family and you had a blast looking after them too. Asahi got to come home early from work today, practically jumping out of his car to hug and smooch to his sweet baby. 

But when he opens the door to see you in the living area covered in finger paint and running around screaming and laughing with two 5 year old boys something stirs within him. His intentions with you were no longer innocent. He’d always wanted a family with you -- in fact it was his ultimate goal since marrying you. Watching you play with Daichi’s kids made his cock stir, his sperm itching to leave and enter your fertal womb to make his own children with you. 

You turn and look at Asahi; who was just standing in the door way with his briefcase in hand. 

“Honey! I forgot to tell you the boys were coming over today. Sorry about the mess.” You say sheepishly, rubbing the back of your head as the boys run around in circles where you stood. Asahi just smiles brightly and kisses you on the forehead after snapping himself out of his hazy daydream.

“We can clean together when Daichi picks them up later. Let’s have some fun!” 

                                                      ꒰ఎ ♡ ໒꒱⠀

“Thanks again for watching the twins guys. I hope they didn’t give you two too much trouble.” Daichi says, laughing a bit when he sees the state of you and your husband - covered in finger paint and flour from baking cookies with them.

“Not at all. They were angels.” You say, waving them goodbye as Daichi walked the small boys to his car to return home. When the door shut, you turn to start cleaning up your now trashed and trampled living room. Asahi wanted to help, really he did. But the way your clothes were clinging to your curves - the way you became a second mother to Daichi’s children; running around playing and rough-housing with them and filling his mind with fantasies of you with children of your own all swollen and plump from being pregnant pitched a tent in his pants he could no longer ignore. As you tried to mop the floor, Asahi’s strong arms wrap around you, kissing your neck sweetly. 

“H-Honey! Stop it, the living room’s a mess.” You whine at him - half giggling half moaning as his hands caress your hips, causing him to chuckle - lust thick in his tone. 

“I know, baby. I need you. We can clean later.” Asahi cooed, lifting you off your feet to whisk you away to the bedroom - your lucky mop dropping to the floor with a clang. 

The sound of Asahi’s big feet against the hardwood of the stairs boomed as he climbed them, practically running with you in his arms to get you out of your paint-covered clothes. He rests you on the bed gently, sliding your shorts and panties off with one swift move. He takes off his shirt and tosses it aside eagerly, his back muscles on full display for you as you watch him in the mirror in front of your bed. 

His big hands pull you to the edge of the bed, his mouth devouring you as soon as he took one look at your pretty cunt. His tongue glided along your folds, groaning when he tastes you. Your hands catch his long locks, tugging lightly as his fingers rub your clit softly. His eagerness to be inside you overtakes his want to taste you, pulling away from your now sopping wet cunt to crawl on top of you. He tugs off his pants, his weighted cock springing free from his boxers as his hands grab the plush flesh of your thighs to put them over his shoulders. 

“Haah, ‘m sorry, baby. Need your pussy so bad. Be good and take me, okay?” He said, sliding into as he talked. The dull stretch only made you wetter, your weeping hole pulling him in so deliciously Asahi saw stars. 

“You feel so good, honey.. always so fuckin’ good ‘f me.” He praised as he folded your body in half, leaning into your neck to kiss it. You felt him so deep you swore he was reaching your stomach, yelping with every slow thrust of his cock - feeling his thick veins dragging alongside your velvety walls.

“A-Asa-hi!” You gripe, your nails clawing at his back as his muscles flexed. He held himself back from completely pounding you for way too long now, his mouth latching onto your hardened nipple as his hips start to snap against you.

“F-Fuuck, baby you feel so good. I love you, baby just keep takin’ it. Keep takin’ it.” He huffed, his balls tightening as you clamp around his thickness. You’re gasping for air as he railed you into the softness of your bed, every thrust knocking the wind out of your lungs as your eyes tear. 

“’M gonna cum, Asa- nngh!” You mewl, your back arching up into Asahi’s body, your pebbled nipples pressed against his chest. Once Asahi felt those slick walls squeezing him tightly, there was no holding back anymore - his balls emptying every drop of his hot stick cum inside you with a loud and hungry groan. You feel him cum in ropes inside you, locking eyes with him as your hands brush some of his hair away from his face. Asahi slumps over top of you, his cock still inside as you both pant and bask in the after glow of your love making. He peppers sweet kisses on your cheek, smiling in your hair as he finally pulls out and rolls over next to you. Asahi’s big strong arms pull you into an embrace once more, seeming like he didn’t wanna let you go. 

As his lips press more kisses into your skin, you both doze off in each other’s arms - sweet dreams of parenthood filling your minds as you snooze away. 

[forthechubbies]

Mrs. Jeon Vol.5

Synopsis• One nightstand gone Marriage!? The past catches up with Yn when her head over heels husband finds his lost bride and will keep her by any means necessary.

Category's• RomCom, Comedy, Oh no, Jungkook, you're yandere is showing! Colorful words and smooching!

Duos• Yandere Jungkook! X Chubby! Reader

Author notes; I'm losing faith in this story. It's boring. Sorry for it being short.

Vol.6

“ I want to be yours forever, Kookie.”

You muttered into the crook of my neck, although we were alone. You in my arms, so delicate and fragile I thought you might break if I held on to you too tight...That-That twilight, I told you my happiness, vulnerability, and dreads, and you did the same. You feared thunderstorms due to a tragedy out of your control; you hate yourself for not possessing dreams to achieve….You still believe in fairytales despite your childhood being long gone.

You said these things yourself-of your own free will, so WHY are you pretending as if those deep conversations never happened. Like we never met like we never kissed like we never….loved. How could you treat your husband this way! The man who would put the barrel of a gun to his temple and pull the trigger without hesitation all for you, I would do anything for you just to look at me with the same love drowned expression from our wedding night. Please- For the first time, You might be the first woman who didn't give a damn about my title; hell, you haven't even heard of my name.

Or is this some type of sick game to you? Hopping from man to man like the pretty slut you are-Ha if that's the case, I'm competitive, babe, and I don't lose.

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Narrative's Pov

You didn't sleep a wink-well; you wouldn't allow yourself rather. Sleeping in a foreign environment isn't as content as it's crack out to be; being marooned on the island of Korea's prettiest flowers intensifies your stress level; you fear if any atoms were to give way, the whole house would wake up. Still, this foolish notion faded after stubbing your pinky toe followed by an ugly cry.

Still, Insomnia kept your eyelids peeled even after you abusing Jungkook's shower and covered your skin in the finest silk robe Jungkook's money could buy. Few hours in, you were bored and, quite frankly, a little bit hungry. Creakkk. Nothing to your left and nothing stood on your right-!

You sucked in your breath and held it tight. Jimin stood weakly but alert? His eyes were closed, and his head falls back at a tilt with his plump lips slightly agape. He snored.

" He's sleepwalking" You made sure to your voice low. It's dangerous to wake a sleepwalker, your uncertain why but not curious enough to find out first hand. You simply took his hand and leading back to bed. It's wasn't until you sat him down his head fell forward into your bosom.

"Mmm." He humbled in delight, mistaking your pillows for his own. Before things got out of hand. You laid Jimin down and watched him curl up to an actual pillow making it another one of his victims.

Your starting to see where Jungkook gets his oddness from.

GROWLL

Ah yes, Your solo kitchen expedition, but it looks like one beat you to the punch. Buddha Chips, Kimbaps, bottles of green teas, and assorted Korean sweets abandon on the sofa with the backdoor opened...

"Mmm!" A huge hand wrapped your mouth. Jungkook's face came into the corner of your eye.

“Please don't scream if you do; you'll wake up my hyungs, and they get crabby when their beauty sleep is disturbed, especially Jin-Hyung. So, I'm going to let go you go now, okay?"

Jungkook didn't release his grip until you obliged.

" Thank you...." Jungkook circled around you to the island inside the kitchen. " You look amazing, by the way. "

It is hard to endure his flatter without being affected, but a pink tint on your cheek gave you away.

" It's the only thing I had to wear.. besides your clothes." You muttered the last bit.

" You could have worn my mines. I wouldn't have mine, plus I did be a treat seeing you in my oversized clothes."

Who has the energy to be this cheeky at this time of night?!

You ignored him and went about your mission to get some food and off to bed! not acknowledge his likes!

But you know what you did? You fed into his crazed nonsense and ended up sitting on the backyard bench underneath the starry night with eating cup ramen. Frighteningly, the soft melting sense in your heart felt intimate in your memories. You sit on your knees and listening to Jungkook speak passionately about his career and apologizing for not telling you but not apologizing for kidnapping you?. Eventually, the subject to you and well.

“Why did you kidnap me?" Finally, the question we've all been asking-

"I felt like it." What?! Jungkook's reaction to the million-dollar question was nonchalant; he easily brushed it off, having more trouble slipping up the leftover sauce and ramen bits at the bottom of his cup.

You knew he was bullshiting you coming from his bitter tone, but not an idea went through your mind how to get him to-

Smack!

"Did you just hit me?!" Jungkook groaned at his stinging back.

" You don't just drag someone across seas just because you feel like it!"

Jungkook got in your face just as you did him. " Yes, you do! The way you feel like hopping up and abandoning me that night."

You stared at the tip of his nose against yours. " I-Jungkook.-"

"What" He spat. "Got nothing to say, huh?"

"It was a mistake, The marriage; we shouldn't have let it get that far."

His eyes darken, and sanity leaked out with every passing heartless drivel; jungkook cheeks redden for anger and frustration, his jaw clenched, veins throb.

" Here."

You flinched, baffled by the kimbap he offered for you to take.

“You haven't eaten since you got here. I'm going to bed. I got practice tomorrow.”

Jungkook meticulously pecked your lips goodnight leaving you dumbstruck. You watched his muscular back disappear into the beach house or fancy prison cell.

[peralta-guaranteed]

Hc 8x04 coda or jake singing to get Mac to sleep

"Alright well don't go without me cause I want to see it too."

Amy is already carefully opening the nursery door when he says that, cooing softly the way she does in the mornings to wake Mac up too.

"Heyy little baby bear," she smiles as she leans over the cot, where a sleepy-eyed Mac with his pacifier still moving rapidly is already looking up at her. "Mama's back home. You wanna say hi to Mama?"

There's a keen little sound coming from behind the paci, and his outstretched arms towards her quickly move to roll himself over when he realises she's not picking him up like usual. Jake only grins as Mac crawls to the edge of his cot, standing a step behind Amy but hearing her excited little whine nonetheless, turning into a downright squeal when Mac grabs the little rails of the bed and pulls himself up to standing, one hand even letting go to reach for her again.

"Oh my big boy! Look at you!" She singsongs as she finally picks him up and hugs him close with a sway, his little arms snaking around her neck immediately. "Such a good job, standing up on your own!"

"He's gonna be running around the place in no time." Jake presses a smooch to those adorable chubby cheeks in Amy's arms, and she sighs happily. Hopefully she'll be there for that milestone, at least.

"I know - oh we have to babyproof so much more when he does!" He can tell she's already making a mental list to check on next morning. "And we'll need to check the bathroom to see if there's anything dangerous he can reach, and-"

"We'll do all that, babe." He calms her down even as he lifts Mac out of her arms, and she's hesitant to let go. "But right now I think what we all need to do is get some actual sleep." He's not forgotten their 3 am wakeup bites from earlier, and Mac in Amy's arms was already looking sleepy again too.

"You're right."

"You hear that, buddy? Mama thinks I'm right. Mark it down, that's a rare thing to hear."

Amy rolls her eyes with a scoff and a smile, as she watches Jake starting to sway with Mac's head on his shoulder, blinking heavily already, but still looking at her.

"🎶 Your mama thinks I'm right 🎶 and that's pretty great 🎶 cause your mama's the smartest person in the world 🎶" Jake sings as he sways around the room, and Amy giggles. He's been pretty creative with the lullabies lately, getting bored of the traditional lines quickly enough, and he's slightly off-key most of the time, but the way his voice softens so much and rises just a bit makes her heart jump every time.

Jake continues to sing to Mac about her day, basically, about Mama acing a presentation and looking like a queen throughout, and he definitely earns himself a kiss after Mac's eyes have completely drifted shut.

"Let's go sleep." She whispers with a hand stroking up and down Jake's back as he leans over to put Mac back into his cot.

"Oh by the way, I changed the bedding and cleaned all around the headboard." Jake says almost absentmindedly as they carefully close the nursery door again. "So definitely no more ants."

"Oh good." Amy hums deeply, as she suddenly pulls her responsible, cleaning househusband very close to her. "But we might need new sheets in the morning anyway."

[sirenascales]

-> Ranpo with a cute, plus size pastry chef reader.

@donna-wants-to-be-an-alien asked: I'd like to ask for a Ranpo/reader scenario thing. She's a pastry baker and really interested in his knowledge/ a fan of smart people... Plus size and cheery/open/ditzy xD Not stupid, just you know, airhead-y?

Note: I hope this was to your liking! I think it came out cute 🥺 thank you so much for requesting!

It was well into the evening and you were tired from a long day of running your cute little pastry shop. But even as you trudged through your end of day duties, you couldn't help but glance over to the door of your small business, even though you had already flipped the sign to CLOSED.

You heaved out a sigh, shoulders slumping as you finally finished sweeping the floor. You had just put the broom away when you heard the very familiar charm of a bell. Not missing a beat, you rushed right out to greet the person walking inside.

"Ranpo!" you wasted no time in crushing the detective with a hug, his loud "oof!" not stopping you from squeezing him as you gushed a mile a minute, eyes sparkling as you finally looked at your boyfriend. "I'm so happy to see you! You must tell me about your day!"

"Babe, let me breathe!" Ranpo huffed, his face a bit red from being squeezed almost half to death and totally not from feeling your soft, plush body against him. "I know you're excited to hear about how awesome I was today, but jeeze!"

You couldn't help but giggle behind your hands, your chubby cheeks almost hurting from how hard you were smiling. It wasn't often that Ranpo was able to visit you at your business because your schedules conflicted sometimes, but you cherished the times that he did came to visit. That meant he could get some of your sweet loving... and a sweet treat.

You sat across from each other at one of the tables, you resting your head on your hands as you listened to Ranpo go on and on about his day, and the case he had just finished solving.

"Of course, with my amazing deduction ability, are you even surprised?" he asked, voice smug, not missing the silly, love sick look on your face. "You look so dopey."

"I can't help it. You're so smart and I love that," you cooed, reaching across to grab his hands and squeeze them. "It amazes me! I wonder what it would be like to pick your brain..."

Ranpo's head couldn't get any bigger if he even tried. Sure, he knew he was the best, but hearing that in your voice, from behind those sweet lips of yours?

"Hey..." Ranpo said and you smiled at him.

"Yes, baby?"

"Gimme something sweet." Instead of leaning in to give him a kiss, you immediately jumped from the table, much to Ranpo's dismay. "H-hey!"

"I got the perfect thing!" you exclaimed, turning quickly and... almost crashing into the table behind you. Ranpo snorted loudly, holding back his laughter.

"Oops, haha!" you laughed sheepishly, cheeks heating up. "But wait!" You turned again, rushing back to the kitchen. Ranpo followed behind you.

"I'm not sure you know what I me-"

"I left this just for you!" you exclaimed, opening one of your ovens. It was still hot, slowly cooling down after you had turned it off. "I left this in here to keep it nice and wa- ow!" Foolishly, you reached inside the oven with your bare hand, the residual heat alone being a bit too much for you.

Ranpo quickly pulled you away, scoffing as you looked up at him with a pout. "What did you expect, silly girl," he asked, gently knocking on the side of your head. You pouted more and he just rolled his eyes. "You saved me my favorite pastry?"

"I always do."

Ranpo's lips curled up, his green eyes shining happily. You were honestly the sweetest treat he could have ever asked for... but still.

"But that wasn't what I was talking about when I said to give me something sweet," Ranpo said and you looked at him confused. God, you were just so cute.

"What do you mean?"

Ranpo laughed, taking his cap and putting it on your head. "Close your eyes and guess."

"Um... okay. Is it--"

Smooch.

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