#Ler!Papyrus

[luckmorce]

✦UnderSeveral in two routes alternative✦

[botei a música pra caso queiram ler sobre a au que eu criei com música- e obrigado pela atenção]

M.T Ebott

20XX

Em uma batalha frenética entre humanos e monstros lutando por si,por 10 anos durou essa guerra..por conta de desunião..então após essa longa guerra.Os monstros saíram vitóriosos,entretanto os humanos foram mandados para o subsolo pelo L.M gaster,o rei e também um grande cientista dos monstros,que apenas se comunicava através de sinais com as mãos,com seu enorme poder ele baniu os humanos para o subsolo e os prendeu com um grande selo feito por sua magia,que só poderia ser quebrada com uma alma de um monstro.Após isso nenhum humano jamais foi visto na superfície..

Então como comemoração eles começaram a reconstruir uma cidade apenas para monstros e qualquer outros tipos de criaturas.Entretanto em um certo dia,três guardas reais,que apenas estavam aproveitando suas folgas,começaram a fazer um pequeno piquenique perto da antiga montanha que há anos havia acontecido a guerra de 10 anos...

*então eles foram até um local que podesse ser mais confortável possível e então Dyne pegava uma grande toalha de piquenique que estava dobrada em uma cesta e colocava no chão.

Dyne Undyne: -Sans..ver se tu acha por aí alguma pedra pra prender a toalha no chão,não irei usar minhas lanças pra isso não.

Nuller sans:- (suspirava) heh ok,o paps vai comigo

Layer papyrus:- hmmm,com os gaster blasters não seriam mais fácil?maninho heh

Nuller sans:- ah sim ok,anda logo

*então Nuller ia na direção de Layer e o puxava pelo braço e saia Andando,enquanto layer fazia um leve cafuné no capacete de Nuller

*Então depois de alguns minutos eles começam a pegar algumas pedras até que...

Layer papyrus: -olha...eh sans..esse aqui não era o local que aconteceu aquilo?.

Nuller Sans: -ehh..o monte M.T Ebott-..hmm lenda tensa.

Layer papyrus: -ehh dissem que até hj,os humanos vivem debaixo da terra- que coisa louca né?

Nuller sans: -Exatamente;-;,mas assim - só vamos pegar isso aqui e ir fazer o glorioso banquete

Layer papyrus: -kkk certo só me diz uma coisa aí,ehh ...isso é meio assustador né?

Nuller sans: -Por ai,mas vamos antes que a Dyne grite com a gente -_-

Layer papyrus: -tá só vou pegar essa pedra aqui

*Então Layer papyrus se inclina para pegar a pedra e barulhos de gelo quebrando são possíveis se ouvidos após ele pisar no chão

Nuller sans: -

(se assusta e ativa o olho) escuta... vou tentar usar o controle de alma,só fica parado.

Layer papyrus: -...ok,eh bom ok

*Então Layer papyrus apenas ficam olhando para Nuller sans que estava se concentrando-se para não perder o foco ao usar o controle de alma,então logo ele usa controle de alma em Layer papyrus e o puxava para longe daquele chão e o colocava em uma área segura

Nuller sans: -(suspirava de alívio)...mds que susto...mano se tá bem paps?.

Layer papyrus: -HEHEH TÔ SUPER BEM- mano quase me borre-

Nuller sans: -Kkkkkk mds .. hm..ah,vamos logo e avisar a dyne sobre isso.

Layer papyrus: -ok

*então Layer papyrus começava a andar e então Nuller sans ia o seguir,porém no momento que sua bota tocou o solo,sua perna afundou no gelo mistérioso que se rachou de repente,mas como ele estava de armadura o protegeu,entretanto ele sofreu com a tensão do impacto

Nuller sans: -AHH!CARAMBA...grrr..Mas que p-..

Layer papyrus: -MDS- SANS PERA,AH..-

(Começava a surtar)

Nuller sans: -pss- te aquieta que tá tudo suave,não quebrei a perna,mas isso tá estranho só vai chamar a dyne por favor .. avisa ela sobre esse negócio,. Pode ser claramente uma armadilha -..

Layer papyrus: -escuta aqui..não vai querer dar uma de herói..mas se tu me dizer que realmente está bem...eu vou,porém não quero te deixar só...mano..eu entrei na guarda real para realizar meu grande sonho...e você veio,Porque...simplesmente eu não sei realmente não sei ...-

Nuller sans: -ei fi eu não levei um tiro não,vai logo chamar ela,;-; ela é literalmente a líder-,depois tu surta

Layer papyrus: -mas rapaz-ok tô indo-

*Layer papyrus saia correndo mais rápido que conseguia até a dyne

Layer papyrus: -AGUENTA AI SANS!

Nuller sans: -Lá ele- agora como eu vou sair daqui?..

*Enquanto Layer papyrus se distanciava cada vez mais,Nuller sans tentava se teleportar,porém apenas o ajudou a cair mais a buraco a dentro...

Nuller sans: -MDS-

*Ele tentou se teleportar de novo ou ativar seu gaster blaster para subir nele,porém como estava caindo em alta velocidade,ele percebeu que não ia dar tempo que poderia bater feito no gaster blaster,então apenas o desativou,enquanto caia em queda livre em um buraco que parecia não ter fim

Nuller sans: -AH DROGA

*Então ele olha pra cima,e de repete colide com um colchão de flores cianas que brilhava no escuro daquele buraco.

*No entanto ele assustado com aquilo,pois apenas estava abalado com impacto,acabou desmaiando sobre o colchão de flores...

Continua...

[sirompp]

odd characters i thought i had a crush on as a kid but much later realized was just gender envy ranked by how tasty and/or edible a meal they made would be (in no particular order)

character 1: baldi from baldis basics

i imagine baldi would make a decent stew with homemade broth, and provide some saltine crackers with it. nothing revolutionary but its pretty good, more than edible. 6/10

2. tord from eddsworld

i dont think this man would make anything more than instant noodles or slightly burnt toast. hes probably capable of cooking Decent or even Good food but i dont think he would. fortunately for me though i love slightly burnt toast 7/10

3. underfell sans (i couldnt find any official art so i drew this myself)

you know i was going to say "ive never had a chimichanga so i cant rate him." but. turns out its papyrus who makes the chimichangas. not sans.

i think sans would make like. those fucking canned hotdog bits but hed put relish and mustard on it which is technically edible, but personally id rather eat rocks. 2/10

4. four from bfb

four eats exclusively american cheese slices and dunkaroos. most would consider this an awful terrible meal but i am autistic 9/10

5. enderman from minecraft

That's a dirt block. You know its gonna be dry as hell too because shes allergic to water. 1/10

6. the once ler from the lorax

im pretty sure he makes food in the movie but i forgot what it was. im a fake fan i know. alphabet soup served in a thneed and im photographed 8 million times while i eat for a new promotion hes doing where thneeds can be used as bowls for food (they cant) (the sop is so full of truffula tree fluff.) (its disgusting.) (i dont even like alphabet soup) 3/10

7. shopkeeper from my tomodachi life island

(he literally said this as i went to get a photo for this post)

he makes a MEAN omelette. i dont even like omelettes but his would be so good i might change my mind. he would decorate the plate with fruit 7/10

8. underfresh sans (same situation as fell, drawing by me again)

store bought donuts, pringles, and a pepsi. i really hate donuts but the others are fine. im gonna be hella hyper after the pepsi though 6/10

9. imposter from among us

whatever it is its guaranteed to be poisoned. 0/10

[calsnaps]

UnderBrothers - Primeira parte

Nesse universo alternativo, Sans preferiu pensar em si próprio ao invés de Papyrus, esse Sans não parece preguiçoso, cuidava de sua própria vida e não trabalhava mais que o normal, apenas o suficiente para se sustentar, ele não passa do horário de trabalho, faz as coisas até o tempo normal e depois vai cuidar de si, fazer coisas pensando nele próprio, curtindo seus dias, Sans ficou mais forte do que seria o normal, já que com seu tempo de sobra, podia treinar a vontade, não que ele tivesse medo de algum desastre, mas gostava da sensação de ser mais forte, o que fazia com que Papyrus não tivesse tanto tempo para treinar para ser um Guarda Real e fazia os dois serem bem distantes um do outro.

Papyrus tendo que trabalhar e longe da Guarda Real, não tinha Undyne como exemplo de vida, na verdade, não tinha exemplo de vida e não ligava para coisas como códigos de honra, roupas extravagantes e muito menos o que era se importar com alguém ou ser gentil, nem ligava se humanos existiam no mesmo mundo que ele, ou em qualquer outro, apenas era o tipo de "esqueleto" que corre atrás de um propósito e se encontrar por aí.

Sans não ligava muito para Papyrus, sua vida era feliz longe dele, tinha Grillbys pra curtir suas noites, Toriel para o divertir com piadas, Mettaton para ver na TV, uma vida sossegada pela frente, pra que atrapalhar isso com alguém com tanta falta de bom humor? Para ele Papyrus apenas 'existia' e não fazia muita diferença, até aonde ele acreditava, até entrar um humano na vida deles e mudar como o esqueleto mais velho vê as coisas

O humano agia estranho por onde ia, como se estivesse escondendo coisas pelo caminho, muitos queriam mata-lo, não confiavam nele, ele também não ajudava, era completamente suspeito, Papyrus não ligava para isso, até conhece-lo pessoalmente, o humano era estranhamente bondoso e gentil com ele, isso o irritou, era cruel que alguém bom como o humano fosse tratado com tanta frieza, Papyrus se afeiçoou ao humano rapidamente, mas o humano queria ir embora, Papyrus permitiu, porém, alguém não gostou nada disso.

Sans por outro lado viu os monstros sumindo, viu a poeira de seus rastros, viu seus lugares vazios no Grillbys, não ouviu nada além do barulho do vento, daquela porta de onde vinha antes aquela risada tão doce, viu medo, viu lamurias e desaparecimentos, foi quando o choque bateu, por nem uma morte ele se sentiu tão triste, apesar de muitas a terem abalado, quando pensou que não escutaria a batida da porta, do quarto ao lado, quando o esqueleto tem um dia ruim, ver ele reclamar consigo mesmo quando esquece a comida no fogão, ou quando está resmungando fazendo seus quebra-cabeças, não o observar brincando na neve lá fora enquanto para de ler seu livro, apenas para dar risada da alegria do outro, Papyrus e ele podiam não ser próximos, mas a possibilidade de sua falta era assustadora demais para ele não fazer nada, independente de qualquer outra coisa, ele ainda era seu irmão.

Papyrus soube que o humano seria julgado por alguém, antes de falar com Asgore, isso o deixou preocupado, quem poderia lhe dizer que o julgamento seria justo? Quem poderia garantir que ficaria tudo bem com o humano quando todos o querem morto sem motivos? Ele não podia deixar as coisas acontecerem assim, não com Frisk, já que o humano era seu melhor e único amigo, por isso, ele correu socorre-lo, foi o mais rápido que pode, o mais desesperado, era seu dia de folga, ele tinha ficado o dia cozinhando coisas novas e treinando quebra-cabeças para mostrar ao humano depois, mas já não importava se o humano não estivesse lá, ele só queria seu tão querido amigo consigo, ele não queria mais se sentir sozinho, ele não queria mais sentir esse vazio no peito, o humano tinha chego e tampado todas suas feridas, todos seus medos e todas suas dores com carinho, com palavras gentis, com sorrisos e doces conversas sobre o que o esqueleto gostava, o humano era tão atencioso, nem se importava em falar dele próprio, só queria saber mais sobre o esqueleto, interessado em como ele se sentia, do que ele gostava, foram os dias mais felizes na vida de Papyrus, ele precisava retribuir, proteger o humano de quem quer que seja, que ia o julgar naquele salão, mas ao chegar lá, já era tarde demais…

Sans tinha uma expressão de raiva, parecia um psicopata encarando sua vitima, naquele momento a palavra "monstro" lhe cabia muito bem, não só no sentido de sua raça, mas sim o sentido de abominação, ele parecia uma casca vazia e fria, um de seus olhos estava azul e o brilho fluía conforme o vento, iluminava a poeira que caia devagar, após ser levantada pela luta e explosão dos Blasters, tinha vermelho vivo sujando o chão, se alastrando e escorrendo do sorriso humano, seu sangue sujando o que tocava, isso era o que Sans escarava tão furiosamente, porém estava claramente cansado, respirando pesado, arrastado e rápido, ele olhava fixamente para frente, o humano, com um osso atravessando o corpo dele, ainda estava pendurado, apesar de apenas um osso o acertar, vários estavam espalhados pelo chão aquele último ataque com certeza tinha sido um ato de mais puro desespero.

"S..Sans?…" Papyrus

Sans levou um susto com o barulho repentino no salão, tudo que vinha em mente era proteger seu irmãozinho, como a um instante atrás ele lutava com o humano para isso, foi um reflexo instintivo, ele jogou um osso na direção do som, só conseguiu acertar pois fez com que o osso viesse de cima para baixo, como se quisesse pegar o intruso de surpresa e acabar logo com aquilo, porém ficou em choque ao ver quem ele tinha acabado de acertar.

O osso acertou o crânio de Papyrus, do lado direito, e ali ficou preso, Papyrus só percebeu que foi atacado quando caiu no chão e viu sangue se juntar as lagrimas que estava chorando tão desesperadamente, Sans, vendo aquela expressão de tristeza, apenas deixou seu corpo cair no chão de joelhos, ele estava exausto, triste e completamente quebrado por dentro, todos que ele amava, além de Papyrus, estavam mortos agora, e não havia nada que ele pudesse fazer, isso o machucava, deixa sua mente confusa e nublada, refletindo sobre quem era ou quem devia ser, ele já não sabia mais, só queria que tudo ficasse bem, mas nada estava bem.

Papyrus se levantou, começando a ir em direção dele, olhando para o chão com os olhos tremendo, ele estava louco da mais pura raiva, enquanto as lagrimas seguiam seu rumo até suas roupas, nas quais ficavam marcadas e levemente molhadas, pegou um dos ossos do irmão, que estava enfincado no chão e usou ele para bater com toda sua força na cara do dono do osso, que apenas foi jogado para o lado, mas ficou no chão, segurou seu próprio rosto e olhos Papyrus, o silencio ali era cruel, o ar parecia os cortar por dentro como navalhas e a luz parecia tão tortuosa de olhar quanto a verdade do que tinha acabado de acontecer.

"Papys… ?" Sans

"Desgraçado… " Papyrus

Papyrus tinha uma voz arrastada e sufocada pelo choro, ele começou a bater em Sans repetidas vezes,  enquanto o desespero tomava cada vez mais conta de si, Sans apenas tentou se proteger com seus braços, o que foi em vão, Papyrus estava quebrando os ossos de Sans, usando os próprios ossos dele.

"Maldito! Como ousa fazer isso comigo??" Papyrus

Papyrus não conseguia entender, Sans nunca foi presente em sua vida, por que ele se metia nela apenas para lhe tirar sua felicidade? Por que apenas o fazia sofrer e o deixava sozinho? Por que ele gostava tanto de o ver machucado? Sans nada dizia ou fazia além de apanhar, manter os olhos fechados e tentar se proteger com seus braços, até Papyrus se levantar, o olhar com ódio e então preparar um ataque, então,  finalmente, Sans sorriu com os olhos falando:

"Desculpa não ter sido um bom irmão" Sans

Assim, Sans foi morto por Papyrus, que saiu dali ainda com muita raiva, aquela angustia não ia embora, aquela falta no peito era estranha, o suor escorria por sua testa, Frisk morreu, será que algum dia conseguiria fazer um outro amigo? Suas mãos agora estavam sujas do sangue de seu irmão, será que teria que esconder isso para sempre? Ele conseguiria pensar em si como um assassino a partir de agora? A culpa do que fez começou a o corroer, mesmo que achasse que fez o certo, o que os outros pensariam dele? Ele pretendia deixar a culpa cair sobre Frisk, mesmo que fosse seu amigo, ele estava morto agora, não importava mais, porém, quando Papyrus foi a cidade, não viu ninguém pelas ruas, ele começou a procurar desesperado por todos os cantos, até encontrar alguém muito ferido no chão, um monstro velhinho… Papyrus teve pena dele.

"Ei, senhor, o que ouve?" Papyrus

"Ele veio rápido…. Aquela força anormal…. L.O.V.E… Era isso que ele estava procurando…. Oh…. " Senhor idoso

O homem se encolheu sobre o corte em sua barriga, aquilo estava doendo muito, enquanto ele se transformava em poeira.

"O que?… Qu-quem?…." Papyrus

Mas Papyrus não teve resposta, o idoso se desfez  antes de falar qualquer coisa, ver o homem virar poeira em seus dedos o fez ficar mais desesperado ainda, ele não fazia ideia do que estava acontecendo, mas aquilo obviamente foi um assassinato.

Papyrus vagou por tudo, não achando mais ninguém, todos tinham sido mortos, para Papyrus, Frisk nunca faria algo assim, então só podia ter sido Sans, quem ele entendeu que era o assassino, sua raiva aumentando cada vez mais, se deixando consumir pelo rancor e nojo de quem nunca lhe quis mal.

Depois que Sans matou Frisk, ele ficou com sua alma de determinação, e quando Papyrus matou Sans, ficou com a alma que estava com ele, com isso ele foi até Asgore, achando que ele podia lhe ajudar a fazer alguma coisa…. Mas ele tinha sido morto por Flower, Papyrus, cheio de ódio, matou Flower e pegou as almas humanas, ele abriu os portões e foi atrás dos humanos, ele queria inicialmente explicar que era amigo dos humanos, que não era como monstros iguais ao seu irmão, que nem todos eram nojentos como ele, queria desesperadamente deixar de ficar sozinho, mas foi tratado com desprezo e se enfureceu, matando todos que viu pela frente, ficando cada vez mais podre por dentro, ele achou que igual ele era o único que prestava de sua família, o mesmo era com Frisk, o único que valeu a pena ter nascido, cada vez mais ele se afundou em pensamentos negativos e sentimentos ruins, cada vez mais se destruindo, se tornando frio e cruel, não ligando para ninguém além de si próprio, querendo que todos se ferrem e se destruam.

Papyrus voltou ao subsolo após sua chacina, ele ficou vagando por lá, novamente procurando quem ele devia ser, até o laboratório de Alphys, aonde ele começou a estudar, talvez ali ele encontrasse respostas, ou as criasse, ele também queria saber o que ele podia fazer com as almas humanas, mas os estudos estavam incompletos, ele precisou continuar por si só, se afundando em experimentos, tanto nas almas humanas quanto em si mesmo, porém, como energia, as almas foram se perdendo enquanto eram usadas.

Papyrus passou anos enlouquecendo sozinho no laboratório, ele conseguiu novas formas de lutar, se martirizando por não ter sido forte para proteger Frisk, sendo todos seus novos poderes baseados em quebra-cabeças, já que ele os ama, ou pelo menos sendo assim em aparência, um de deles sendo como espécies de tentáculos em formatos de peças se encaixando, que ele faz surgirem do chão, ele conseguiu fazer isso modificando a composição de seus próprios ossos, conseguindo fazer eles surgirem do chão, enquanto ele os usa, ele não pode usar ossos normalmente, também aprendeu a criar cubos mágicos no ar, esses ele precisa se esforçar mais para fazer, mas além de serem arremessáveis e grandes, caso ele queira, se o cubo for solucionado, ele explode, Papyrus pode controlar para que façam isso sozinhos no ar, ele ficou viciado em ouvir o barulho que os cubos fazem ao se rasparem, isso já destruiu algumas partes de seu laboratório varias vezes e ele teve de concertar.

Até em um acidente, aonde ele acabou por descobrir sobre as AUs, ao sair dali ele começou a espalhar o caos, seus testes não podiam parar agora, ele achou a si mesmo naquilo, ou talvez a loucura da solidão o fez acreditar nisso, ele levou várias pessoas nas quais ele raptava para seu laboratório, usando como cobaias, mas não qualquer um, ele não faria mal a ninguém que ele acreditava ser bom, mas sim para todos os Sans, ele odiava qualquer Sans que respirasse, ele sempre tentava não interferir completamente na AU, mas fazer com que todos odiassem os Sans, depois que ninguém mais se importasse com os Sans, os tirava de lá e os torturava até a sua "diversão" acabar, na morte deles, então ia atrás de mais.

. . .

Até que um Sans… Não deu certo

Ele fez uma espécie de sanduíche fantasma em um de seus experimentos, mas estava em falta de cobaias, ele foi até uma AU pacifista para se divertir, ele fez com que o Sans de lá virasse um fantasma, graças ao sanduiche, aquilo pareceu espetacular, ele controlou a mente das pessoas da AU dele, com energia extraída do que lhe restava da alma da Justiça, fez com que parecesse que todos que ele fingia que se importava o odiavam, ou pelo menos ele acreditava que ele estava fingindo, fez ele ficar sozinho, fez com que ele se sentisse um lixo, seus planos estavam indo como ele queria, ele até acabou criando uma amizade com o Napstablook de lá, no qual lhe virou muito útil e começou a morar com ele em seu laboratório, ele fica dentro do corpo do Mettaton de UnderBrothers e o ajuda fazendo paredões de quebra-cabeça surgirem do chão para auxiliar Papyrus em suas lutas, usando puramente tecnologia e sem ter risco de se ferir durante as lutas de Papyrus, também não tendo que fazer Papyrus se segurar.

Porém, esse Sans apesar de se abalar com tudo o que ouve, no momento em que Papyrus iria enfrenta-lo aprendeu a fazer portais e começou a vagar pelas AUs se achando um Herói Salvador da Pátria, isso irritou muito Papyrus, que tentou o matar várias vezes, mas suas lutas nunca chegavam a um fim. . . Até essa.

Naps!Sans tinha muito menos Love que Puzzle!Papyrus, ele matou alguns Frisk de rotas genocida ao longo de sua jornada, enquanto Puzzle!Papyrus tinha como hobby matar qualquer Sans que ele pudesse, mas Naps!Sans era ótimo em fugir e se esconder, ele sempre fugia antes de se machucar demais na luta, exceto pelas últimas vezes, Puzzle!Papyrus era especialista em fazer planos para matar um Sans, cada vez mais ele estava chegando perto de acabar com ele de vez, o que aconteceria dessa vez, Naps!Sans nunca tentou realmente matar Puzzle!Papyrus, apesar de tudo que ouve ele não queria ser alguém ruim, ele sentiria isso em suas mão para sempre, ele não queria viver com a culpa de ter matado uma versão de seu irmão, independente do que qualquer um dos dois fizeram, vagando pelas Au ele já quase atacou alguns Papyrus várias vezes sem querer, ele via Puzzle!Papyrus neles, de relance, ou ouvia seu irmão nas vozes deles, doia como uma facada vez  que ouvia ou olhava um Papyrus, ele tinha medo do que poderia acontecer caso matasse Puzzle!Papyrus, ele deixaria de ser quem ele é por culpa do que fez?

"Você sabe que nunca mais será o mesmo se me matar, não é? " Puzzle!Papyrus

Puzzle sorri irônico olhando o outro de cima, enquanto cruza os braços com uma expressão de divertimento, por mais que odiasse os Sans, amava a sensação de ser desafiado por um, só para vê-lo sofrer depois.

"É… Eu sei…. Não pretendo ficar vivo depois de te matar… Só quero acabar com a sua raça… Eu amava muito meu irmão… Não queria ter que-" Naps!Sans

"Pare de reclamar, isso é nojento, apenas lute de uma vez e morra, odeio compaixão" Puzzle!Papyrus

Puzzle olha para sua mão, ele segurava o cachecol de um outro Papyrus, ele tinha acabado de voltar dessa AU, as lágrimas escorrendo pelos olhos do Papyrus, enquanto ele morria e ainda sim implorava pela vida de seu irmão estava tudo fresco em sua memória, esse Papyrus havia sido atacado pelo próprio irmão, que estava atrás de L.O.V.E, sem motivo aparente, esse Sans saiu matando todos monstros que pode ao longo de uma rota, Puzzle não sabia que era uma genocida, que ia se repetir, ele chegou a tempo de impedir Papyrus de ser morto, mas tudo que conseguiu fazer foi ouvir as suplicas de Papyrus pela vida do irmão, ele ficou tão confuso, não sabia o que fazer, apenas viu esse Sans matando Papyrus pelas costas e o viu chorar como um bebê, se ele não queria ter matado o irmão, porquê o fez? Ele, pela primeira vez, não teve coragem de matar um Sans, e o viu ir embora, não sem antes o Sans pegar o cachecol desse Papyrus e o entregar com um sorriso enquanto chorava dizendo "Fique com isso, Alucinação", ele ficou seriamente preocupado, e se todos os Sans apenas fossem Esquizofrênicos?

Ele queria matar Naps, mas sua mente estava uma confusão, ele tinha medo de mudar de ideia.

"Tsc…. Como quiser….  Está pronto?" Naps!Sans

"Apenas pare de enrolar" Puzzle!Papyrus

"Não falei com você" Naps!Sans

"Estou" Through!Naps

Through!Naps estava no bolso da blusa de Naps!Sans, ele estava dormindo, esse preguiçoso

Escrito por mim e corrigido por Markin, do projeto KidVirustale

[ao3feed-danganronpa]

Hearts Shaped and Broken

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/HDTGum9

by theREALandrewjackson

I’m so sorry in advance if your once-gracious souls ever stumble upon this fanfic. I am genuinely sorry like actually if you see this, you are in my prayers.

What started as a Onceler x Lorax satiric fanfiction and its descent into incomprehensible terror. I swear this is a joke.

Words: 1162, Chapters: 4/?, Language: English

Fandoms: The Lorax (2012), The Lorax - Dr. Seuss, The Lorax (1972), Super Dangan Ronpa 2, Dangan Ronpa Series, Undertale (Video Game), Better Call Saul (TV), Better Call Saul (TV) RPF, Cookie Run (Video Game), プロジェクトセカイ カラフルステージ！| Project SEKAI COLORFUL STAGE! (Video Game), Vocaloid, Death Note (Anime & Manga), Death Note: Another Note

Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Underage

Categories: M/M, Multi, Other

Characters: Komaeda Nagito, Gustavo Fring, Walter White, Jimmy McGill | Saul Goodman, Enoshima Junko, The Once-ler (The Lorax), The Lorax (The Lorax), Hatsune Miku, Hollyberry Cookie (Cookie Run), Hank Schrader, Yagami Light, Jesse Pinkman, Ryan Reynolds (Actor)

Relationships: The Lorax/The Once-ler (The Lorax), Komaeda Nagito/Sans (Undertale), Enoshima Junko/Yagami Light, Jesse Pinkman/Walter White/Original Male Character(s), Jesse Pinkman & Walter White, Hatsune Miku/Hatsune Miku, Hatsune Miku/Saul Goodman, Jimmy McGill | Saul Goodman & Kim Wexler, Hollyberry Cookie/Kim Wexler, Papyrus (Undertale)/Walter White

Additional Tags: Crack Relationships, Crossovers & Fandom Fusions, Crossover Pairings, Crack Crossover, Satire, Everyone Is Gay, Gay, Non-Graphic Smut, Implied Sexual Content, Dead Dove: Do Not Eat, Implied/Referenced Homophobia, Implied Mpreg, Mpreg, Trans Male Character, Pregnancy, Unplanned Pregnancy, References to Drugs, Drugs, Cannibalism, Unrequited Hate, Sorry Not Sorry, I Don't Even Know, I'm Bad At Tagging, I'm Sorry, I Can't Believe I Wrote This, I'm Going to Hell, Why Did I Write This?, What Have I Done

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/HDTGum9

[samantha-and-her-chaotic-desires]

AIGHTY CHAT NEW UPDATE SO STRAP IN <3:

Bill - Odysseus

Once-ler - Penelope

Alastor - Eurylochus

Spinel - Polites

Jack Frost??? - Elpenor

...Koro-sensei - Polyphemus

Hatsune Miku - Athena

Verse!Sona/Sam - Aeolus

Sans - Poseidon

Ghirahim - Hermes

Double Trouble - Circe

Mordecai Heller - Tiresias

Belos, Kylo Ren - The Sirens

Dream - Scylla

Black Hat - Zeus

Cipherler fankid - Telemachus

Vox - Antinous

Rascal/Joker, Junkrat, Reigen - The Suitors

Cala Maia (idk if she's a sexymen but LMAO) - Calypso

Bill's mom - Anticlea

Raymond (Animal Crossing) - Apollo

Cecil Palmer - Hephaestus

Mettaton - Aphrodite

Papyrus - Ares

Lady Dimitrescu - Hera

I am SO tempted to make more fanart hhhhhhh lemme know what y'all think <3

dude. DUDE.

TUMBLR SEXYMEN: EPIC THE MUSICAL AU

(I'm listing off characters from the wiki itself, as well as prior knowledge to listening to the songs! @marshiestars and I were talking about this for a good bit and it was amazing!!)

Bill - Odysseus

Once-ler - Penelope

Alastor - Eurylochus

??? - Polyphemus

Hatsune Miku - Athena

???/Sexyverse!Samantha (sona, might be changed) - Aeolus

Sans - Poseidon

Ghirahim - Hermes

Double Trouble - Circe

Mordecai Heller - Tiresias

Belos, Kylo Ren, etc - The Sirens

Dream - Scylla

??? - Zeus

Cipherler fankid - Telemachus

??? - Antinous

??? - The Suitors

??? - Calypso

??? - Anticlea

??? - Apollo

??? - Hephaestus

??? - Aphrodite

??? - Ares

??? - Hera

THIS WILL BE UPDATED WHEN THE OTHER ALBUMS COME OUT!! Anyways drop your suggestions for the question marked roles :)

Cecil Palmer as Zeus is funny to me tho, just a side thought sdfghgfdsfgfd.

[mysticalxmagical]

3 & 12 &/or 13, whichever you're more privy too ig

Hiii! I'll do both just cause why not- jdndkd-

3: How do you take your coffee? If you’re a tea person, how do you like your tea?

Uhh- I don't drink either one, but it'd probably have a lot of sugar or sweetener or whatever cause I have a big sweet tooth hehe

12: Name 3 fictional lees you’d love to wreck

Noelle (from deltarune), ralsei (also from deltarune), and gl!ranboo (from genloss)!

13: Name 3 fictional lers you’d like to be wrecked by!

Toriel (from undertale), papyrus (also from undertale), and c!tubbo (from dsmp I hate saying that 😭)!

Thank you for the ask! <33

[nicejs-is-cool]

I'm trying to add as many characters as I can to the tags but my ass is not in enough fandoms

send this image while in a vc full of people to cause chaos

[aang3ll]

GHGBGGHYUJDJH LER!PAPYRUS GSHGSHJJNGTVENNVYDBYJ

[skeletongiggles]

Finished it~!

Sans can fall asleep anywhere, so I imagine the floor isn't the weirdest place Papyrus has found him. He's totally not pretending to be asleep so he can rest in~

Papy isnt having it uwu

[kanene-yaaay]

Secrets Plans, Silent Screams and Great Discoveries (Papyrus x Reader)

Warnings: None, really! Just some playful tickles with Ler!Papyrus and Lee!Reader. About 3.000 words.

Kanene’s notes: YEAH I REALLY DID IT LET’S GOOOOOOO. It only took like 6 years of knowing undertale to gather the courage to write this so. Never give up from your dreams I guess. Sdfgjukjhgfbn. Haaaaappy day everyone! Wish you a very lovely and great week :D

[~*~]

"THEY HAVE NO BONES!"

You snickered, hardly reacting at your friend’s natural loud tune besides pausing the documentary so you could give the skeleton at your side your entire attention. After a few months of friendship - full of shenanigans, laws of physics being broken or unnaturally bent, spaghetti and strangely enough a sock in the corner of your living room that for some reason couldn’t be moved from the floor?? - it became easier to notice the tells of when something has been eating the monster’s mind. A certain way that his eye sockets kept jumping from one side to another, a slight ‘tap tap tap’ of his gloves patting his femurs in a quick pace, the way his body kept swaying on the couch, as if Papyrus was physically stopping himself from doing something. All of these showed that something was about to happen soon.

Good thing this time it was just a random shouted sentence. You don’t think you could take another surprise spar slash training slash self defense class slash friendship special attack from Papyrus. Your poor body was still recovering from the last one from Undyne.

Still, the question had been sudden enough that, after all of your surprised snickers dried out and no further context was given, every single memory and knowledge about human basic constitution and anatomy fled from you (a human) and your mind (a, and it’s important to emphasize, very human like mind who has never been anything but a part of the homo sapiens sapiens species even since it existed) and all the parts of the human body that had no bones were immediately forgotten. 

Under Papyrus’ excited and expectant smile (when did you begin to notice the difference between each of his smiles, again?), you freezed and stared back at him with a default blank expression.

Staring.

Silence.

More staring.

Ayyy. That is some very productive interaction you’re having right there.

With no hesitation he met your eyes with an equal unblinking gaze, lowering his back enough so you both would be at the same eye level. You held this for a few seconds before averting your eyes to the television, realizing that the match could go forever since he was a skeleton and didn’t need to blink. 

The screen was still frozen on the exact frame in which the narrator amplified a hair strand in order to explain how proteins and activated genes made it possible for human hair to be found in different shapes, colors and forms. Somehow you felt like Papyrus wasn’t asking about hair. What had been the subject before this, again?

“NYEH” 

Allured by the sound you turned around only to find Papyrus’ face a few centimeters from yours, which immediately resulted in a yelp as you pushed the skeleton away, closing your eyes with a surprised bark of laughter that only grew stronger with the other’s triumphant shout.

“ONCE AGAIN THE GREAT PAPYRUS WINS THE DIFFICULT NON BLINKING HUMAN GAME WITHOUT BREAKING A SWEAT (EVEN THOUGH WE SKELETON MONSTERS DON’T HAVE ENOUGH SWEATS TO BREAK!)” He was quick to adjust himself back to his upright pose, red cape flying in a heroic manner behind him, moved by a mysterious wind that you stopped to try to comprehend a long time ago. “NOW, AS A PRIZE FOR MY AUSTONING VICTORY YOU, HUMAN FRIEND, MUST HELP ME TO UNDERSTAND THE MYSTERIES OF HUMAN ANATOMY.”

“Of course, Papyrus. But, huh, you know, if you’re curious, feel free to ask anything, you don’t need to win any game for it.”

Your smile was big and warm when he looked back at you with focused determination. It was hard to not smile when in the company of such a sweet, funny monster. You’re glad you both ended up becoming friends.

“OF COURSE.” He blinked, eyelights growing big and fuzzy on the corners and, before you could take a good look at it and wonder what it meant, Papyrus jumped to stand. “NOW HUMAN, I SHALL GO DO… SOMETHING! SOMETHING REALLY IMPORTANT AND TOTALLY UNRELATED TO YOUR PREVIOUS WORDS, OF COURSE. I WILL SEE YOU SOON.”

“Ah, okay.” Confused, but still more than used to Papyrus sudden appearances and disappearances, you began to stand from your comfy spot on the couch, trying to not think too much about how you expected your fun hanging out would last longer than this and about the sadness that suddenly filled your soul. “Do you want me to open the window so you can-”

But before you could even finish the sentence the Mascot of Monster Kind backfliped himself behind the couch. Your couch. The couch was right behind both of you and as it seems not very close to the wall if a three foot tall skeleton was able to simply backflip his way to hide behind it. That couch, exactly. 

…

Well, both him and Sans had been in weirder places, though.

(You would never, ever forget the time Papyrus simply asked Sans to come over your place for a movie night over his phone and then in the very next second you heard strange a sound in your closet only to open it and find the older brother cramped inside one of your forgotten shoeboxes making jokes about skeletons on your closet and walking a mile with no shoes or something like that.) 

However, even if able to do amazing things, monsters could be quite fragile and that was one of the reasons that made you basically throw yourself on the furniture to try to see if your friend was fine, an offer of grabbing some monster candy on the tip of your tongue before Papyrus own - surprisingly quiet - musings interrupted it. 

“The Human Once More Prove Themself To Be A Master In Improving Their Friendship’s Power With Nice Words And True Flattering… But Nyeh! The Great Papyrus Will Not Be Defeated! They Don’t Even Suspect That With This Hang Out And My Questions About Humanity I Created The Perfect Scenario For Both Acquiring Knowledge and Having An Amazing Bonding Experience. The Nice Human Friend Won’t Even Realize How Much Strong Our Friendship Will Be Until They Get Sweeped Out Their Feet With How Much Amazed With My Friendship Skills They Are. After That Nothing Will Prevent Us From Becoming Best Friends! Nyeh he he!” 

Oh my god. One of your hands fled to your mouth.

“My Awesome Bonding Plans Never Fail.” He wiggled, confidence oozing from his tune as he adjusted himself better on the tight place, a glimpse of something being caught by your gaze before disappearing again. Was that a kind of book? “Except, Of Course, For When They Do.”

Be still my heart.

With all of your will and determination, you held the urge to scream after witnessing such a sweet scene. 

Carefully, very carefully you turned back to face the TV, sitting calmly on the couch. A huge wave of fondness flooded your entire being as you waited for the tall skeleton to get out from his hidden spot with an expression full of serenity, as if your soul wasn’t babbling and shaking on your chest, overloaded with cuteness.

It didn’t take long before the spot on the couch right beside you was filled again.

“HUMAN! THERE IS NO NEED TO FALL IN DISPAIR, THE GREAT PAPYRUS IS BACK.”

“Great to see you around!” Smile. “So, you were asking?”

[...]

So. That-

That is not what you were expecting.

Warm phalanges started tracing the shell of your ears, quickly following the path to the skin behind it, careful and delicate swirls and scribbles dancing on every inch of skin, trying to understand how it connected the shoulders to the head. A series of chills ran across your spine, spreading fastly an uncontrollable, giggly sensation that made your lip quirk with a hint of a smile.

Ok. That tickled. A lot.

“HUMAN!” Your body immediately tensed, the flight or fight instinct bubbling just under your skin, wondering if the skeleton realized what just happened. Were monsters ticklish? Wait, was Papyrus ticklish? That thought made a mischievous quirk of lips expand wider in your expression, battling fiercely against the tingles that had just gotten just a tad harder to ignore under those wide attentive eyesockets. You couldn’t tell if the mirth shining on them was playful or just happy. “THERE IS NO NEED TO BE SO TENSE. THE GREAT PAPYRUS WOULD NEVER UNFAIRLY ATTACK HIS FRIENDS!”

His words did nothing to alleviate your questioning! Attack?? Like a tickle attack? Did he know he was tickling you? But Papyrus wasn’t exactly a subtle guy, he would have said something if he knew about your ticklishness, right? Should you attack him back right now? Could this be counted as a friendly monster spar?

While your thoughts ran a mile per hour in your head an accidental mishap happened, both of his hands momentarily slipping and tickling the underside of your jaw, fishing an unexpected yelp and a squirm that led to you almost scrunching up your neck in reflex.

That made him stop. Papyrus squinted his eyes at you, hands hovering just a little away from the skin, but for all the ghost feeling of phalanges trailing on your ears and somehow spreading all across your neck continued he could very well be continuing his research right now.

Hm. Perhaps agreeing to help him understand better the human body wasn’t the smartest of the ideas.

You tried to ignore the way your face began growing hot and butterflies started to wiggle their wings excitedly on your stomach, a reaction that only grew stronger when a fire of recognition lit on the skeleton's expression, a triumphant ‘AHÁ!’ floating in the air. 

“SO! Papyrus!! I’m glad that I was able to help. That was a very educative research so what if we stopped right here and continued to watch the documentary no-”

“NYEHEHE!” His loud, carefree laughter cut your babbling, a gloved hand patting your shoulder in a comforting manner. “FRET NOT, MY DEAR AND VERY SQUISHY HUMAN FRIEND! A FINE AND UNDERSTANDING SKELETON MONSTER AS MYSELF WOULDN’T HOLD YOUR INCREDIBLE, QUITE EXTREME TICKLISHNESS AGAINST YOU!” ‘Extreme Ticklishness’ If the skies wanted to send lightning to strike you right now that would be the perfect moment. “NOR WILL I LET THIS NOT SO SMALL AND IGNORABLE DETAIL PREVENT US FROM HAVING OUR ULTIMATE FRIENDSHIP MOMENT!” 

He scooted closer, hands open in your direction. Every word and gesture screamed amusement and yet true honesty. His chest poofed with his next sentence, his cape once again flying around. “DON’T WORRY FRIEND HUMAN, YOU CAN TRUST YOUR VERY ADORABLE WEAKNESS WITH ME.”

Papyrus looked full of hope at you and your melting face. 

Shit-

You needed to look away. If you continued to stare at the playful shine in his eyesockets or the way his smile was so big and hopeful you knew you wouldn’t be able to…

To…

…Damn you and your weakness for this monster. How could you say no to him in this situation?

“Alright.” You slumped in defeat, trying to not show how much giddiness and excitement were dashing across your nerves at saying those simple words, tingles starting to spread again on your tickle spots, butterflies now throwing a party and flying non stop on your stomach. “Go ahead.”

Afterall, it was just a bit of tickling, right? A little bit of it. You could take this. For Papyrus. For education. You definitely could endure a few seconds (or minutes, or hours-) of a tickly research, right? Yeah. Yeah, you could! For the friendship power! You aren’t even that ticklish, afterall!

His phalanges, once again, began trailing your ears, intertwining the light, maddening scribbles with a light tapping as he moved across your cheeks, leading to an unstable grin to form again on your features, the beginnings of an onslaught of titters jumping impatiently in your throat.

No. Nope. Not ticklish at all.

Shivers accompanied his movements as he followed the underline of your jaw, the tracing now escaping to your chin and neck, each new tap tap tap tap of the tip of his phalanges leaving a trail of tingles and bouncy feelings awake on its way.

You could take this. For Papyrus. He was being so incredibly, horribly and unbelievably soft with every touch of his that you could, you definitely could just not start giggling uncontrollably like a teenager in love from those cheesy animes you and Alphys liked to watch. Did his mindfulness make everything even more unbearable and your giggles gigglier? 

Yes. But you were not. going. to. break.

“HUMAN!” You let out a puff of air that sounded too much like a snort but of course it wasn’t one because you were not being affected at all by this research. “THE DOCUMENTARY MENTIONED ABOUT YOUR MANDIBULA BEING ABLE TO HELP YOU TO HEAR BETTER. DOES THAT MEAN THAT EVEN WITHOUT BONES YOUR EARS STILL NEEDS THE HELP OF ONE TO WORK WELL?”

“Y-yeah?” It took everything in your soul to not become a mindless puddle of titters and actually sum enough brainpower to answer him, even though you couldn’t stop how much higher your voice became with such predicament. “Actually, w-we snk- hahave little bones in o-our ears to hehelp with re-ressonance and hearing.” 

“NYEHEHE! I KNEW IT! EVEN THE BONELESS PART OF A HUMAN CAN REALIZE THE MAGNIFICENCE OF WHAT IS TRULY IMPORTANT IN LIFE: CALCIUM!”

Oh my god, he began scribbling his way to your collarbone, taking his precious time to outline every single inch of the sensitive skin. Your wiggles were an inevitability now.

“YOU MAY GIGGLE AND SQUIRM ALL YOU WANT, CUTE HUMAN! BUT THE GREAT PAPYRUS WON'T BE STOPPED FROM HIS EDUCATIONAL RESEARCH. NOT EVEN BY YOUR INCREDIBLY ENDLESS TICKLINESS, NYEH HE HE!

“....EVEN SO. IF YOU COULD STOP WIGGLING SO MUCH, THAT WOULD BE VERY APPRECIATED!”

It wasn’t even that strong of a tease. More like a poke of lighthearted fun between friends than anything, however it still made your cheeks bloom with warmth and titters uncontrollably spill from your lips, yelps and high pitched squeals being quick to follow the symphony.

“I cahahahan’t!”

"NO WORRIES! YOU CAN TRY AGAIN! I BELIEVE IN YOU!! HERE, I WILL EVEN SHOW YOU A PIECE OF MY AWESOME KINDNESS AND BE EXTRA, EXTRA GENTLE!"

“Nonono!” You tried to protest but it was already too late, his determined drumming began teasing from the nape of your neck to the tip of your shoulder blades with no mercy, quickly making their way across them and getting dangerously close to your ribs. What was the point of this research again? “Pahahapys, come on!”

“GASP!” He said that out-loud, sounding delighted. And, if you could open your eyes and stare at his smile without immediately breaking in louder laughter you would be able to watch how his face got brighter with mischief. He almost bounced on the same place with excitement at how lovely your reactions were and how cool his nickname (His own nickname! Given freely from a friend! A human friend!! His plan was working!!!) sounded between giggles. “OH NO, HUMAN! YOUR CUTENESS LEVELS ARE UNSTOPPABLE RIGHT NOW! THEY COULD EVEN GET ALMOST AS HIGH AS MINE!! HOWEVER, I, PAPYRUS, HAVE NEVER BEEN DEFEATED IN A BATTLE OF CUTENESS, AND NEVER WILL BE! PREPARE YOURSELF! FOR MY ESPECIAL TICKLE ATTACK!!"

“Wait, wait, wait!” Your voice failed when suddenly your sides were tazed unmercifully, fishing more noises than just titters and giggles for the first time. Your wiggling became stronger, your body trying to escape from the horribly, awful tingly shocks but being skillfully chased and attacked by someone who seemed talented in chasing and tickling dodgy targets. “But why!”

“WHY THIS, YOU ASK? YOU SEE, SQUIRMY FRIEND!” 

You opened your mouth to protest against such an unfair nickname but suddenly there were fingers rubbing circles on your ribs and scratching the space in-between them, being careful to give each bone an equal, especial attention and nothing more than a mix of a wheezed screech and quiet sorts were escaped from your mouth. 

“AS THE MASCOT OF THE MONSTERKIND I SPENT PRODUCTIVE NIGHTS AND DAYS LEARNING ABOUT HUMANITY AND THEIR CULTURES SO THAT I COULD MASTERFULLY EXPRESS MY COOLNESS FOR THEM IN THE FULLEST.”

You were trying very hard to pay attention to Papyrus’ words, however, that task, once so simple, only grew at each second harder and harder since your adorable, nice and totally fucking unmerciful friend - that was SO paying for that - found a rather delightfully weak spot right in the middle of the path that connected your side and your belly. And now he was taking his precious time to give to that ticklish spot plenty of scribbles, pinches and pokes, attentively watching your reactions to see which ones brought the best squeaks and made such a beautiful laughter ring happier.

“AND, OF COURSE, AS THE DIRECT DESCENDENTS OF SKELETONS IT WAS VERY CLEAR FOR ME THAT YOU ALSO WOULD HAVE YOUR OWN WAY TO BATTLE YOUR FRIENDSHIP TO EACH OTHER’S SOULS IN A BONDING (AND HOPEFULLY NOT HARMFUL) ACTIVITY. AND I WAS RIGHT! AS ALWAYS! OR AS MOSTLY OF THE TIME. BUT ALWAYS IN THE BEST TIMES!”

A curious hand gave your knee a squeeze, fishing more protesting high pitched giggles. Your own hands latched on the gloved ones, holding his wrists and attempting to push the offending squeezes away with no real heat or strength. A couple of scribbles found their way to the ticklish skin under the spot and a soft ‘nyehehehes’ followed the wobbly squeals created by such discovery.  

“THAT WAS HOW I DISCOVERED ABOUT YOUR TICKLE FIGHTS! WHICH GAVE ME THE PERFECT IDEA TO INCREASE MY FRIENDSHIP LEVELS. JUST ACCORDING TO KEIKAKU.”

And, just like that, plenty of weak wheezes, ringing laughter, uncontrollable titters, wobbly crackles, sneaky yelps and quiet snorts dutifully followed every squeeze, scratch, drumming, pinching, poking and any and every form of tickle attack that you could ever imagine, each of them hopping across your sides, armpits, belly, knees, ribs, neck and even your spine with both careful, soft tickles and horribly unmerciful attacks that, in the end, equally left you with a gigantic smile from ear to ear plastered on your face, leftover tingles still teasingly tingling and remanent giggles still giggling in the air.

You closed your eyes, taking greedy gulps of air, hands still holding Papyrus’ wrists.

“WOWIE! YOUR CUTENESS LEVELS REACHED THEIR HIGHEST RANKS TODAY! THE ADORABLENESS OF YOUR SMILE AND THE PRECIOUSNESS OF YOUR LAUGHTER WERE ALMOST AS CHARMING AS MINE, HUMAN. YOU MUST FEEL VERY ACCOMPLISHED. AFTER ALL, IT’S NOT EVERYONE THAT CAN BE THE SECOND COOLEST.”

More giggles.

“Papys?”

“YES, FRIEND HUMAN?”

“Hohow high can your cuteness lehevels get?”

Papyrus froze, beads of sweat forming on his skull as your hold got stronger. 

“ER, YOU SEE, FRIEND… THEY ARE AS HIGH AS THEY CAN BE, OF COURSE! NOTHING LESS THAN EXPECTED FROM A COOL MONSTER AS MYSELF. NO NEED TO TEST IT OR RUN YOUR OWN RESEARCH.” 

Subtly, he tried to pry his wrists from your grip, more magic sweat appearing on his face when his efforts proved to be unsuccessful.

“Mm hm. Papys?” 

Papyrus’ hands mirrored your hold, arms tensing in preparation for the sparring that would sure happen.

“..... YEAH?”

You opened your eyes, a dangerous glint of playfulness shining in them. 

“Run.”

[~*~]

Random extra stuff and original bullet points of this fic (that has been changed as I wrote the fic because I can’t follow sht xD):

- Papys wants to know more about human's ears ("HOW CAN SOMETHING BE SO EFFICIENT AND HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH BONES!")

- He ends up discovering human's tickliness and continues to accidentally tickle them. ("NO WORRIES, DEAR HUMAN! THE GREAT PAPYRUS WOULD NEVER UNFAIRLY ATTACK HIS FRIENDS")

- But as time pass by and the reader continues to titter and squirm ("YOU MAY GIGGLE AND SQUIRM ALL YOU WANT, HUMAN! BUT THE GREAT PAPYRUS WON'T BE STOPPED FROM HIS EDUCATIONAL RESEARCH, NOT EVEN BY YOUR INCREDIBLY ENDLESS TICKLINESS, NYEH HE HE! EVEN SO. IF YOU COULD STOP WIGGLING SO MUCH, THAT WOULD BE VERY APPRECIATED!

"I cahahahan't!"

"NO WORRIES, HUMAN! YOU CAN TRY AGAIN! I BELIEVE IN YOU!! HERE, I WILL EVEN SHOW YOU A PIECE OF MY AWESOME KINDNESS AND BE EXTRA GENTLE WITH YOU!")

- Then he get hit by a wave of playfulness and decide to truly be mischevious with the reader and be like:

OH NO, HUMAN! YOUR CUTENESS LEVELS ARE UNSTOPPABLE RIGHT NOW! THEY COULD EVEN GET HIGHER THAN MINE'S!! HOWEVER, PAPYRUS HAVE NEVER BEEN DEFEATED IN A BATTLE OF CUTENESS, AND NEVER WILL BE! BE PREPARED! FOR MY ESPECIAL TICKLE ATTACK!!"

- Needless to say, his plan backfired. Reader got even more adorable. Oh noooooo. Papyrus loudly complains about that with plenty of teases, tickles and fake-sad 'nyohohoo!'"

~~

* Also, yeah, Papyrus definitely noticed you peeking at his hidden spot behind the couch but he thought that would be impolite to show that he noticed since you were trying very hard to not make any sound so he just acted as his great, natural self!

* “your body trying to escape from the horribly, awful tingly shocks but being skillfully chased and attacked by someone who seemed talented in chasing and tickling dodgy targets.”  yep that was def a reference about Sans and I personally headcanon Papyrus as a gigantic tickle monster that can AND will tickle his gremlin of a brother sdfrjukjhghyg

[nightfall6-4]

...is tomorrow Ler Papyrus say Fuck day?

Watching the difference between the Twitter migration mentality vs. the Reddit migration mentality is fucking hilarious.

Like, when Twitter users started moving over here everyone was pulling out all the stops and bringing back old fandoms that they were into and basically firing rent lowering shots by being super cringey.

And then all of the sudden when the Reddit refugees start showing up we're like, "ah yes, pull up a log and gather around the dumpster fire. We'll teach you how to not get killed by people hunting down bots and carve out a little area for you guys to relax and get used to the site before we throw you into the deep end of this hellsite that we call home. Tomorrow is Let Papyrus say Fuck day so you can prepare for that if you want. You want some hot coco and a blanket?"

[fictitious-fluff]

This was written in 2021 for Tickletober2021. (also posted on @ticklishshenanigansau using their prompts) Posting this here to log my progress as a writer.

(yes i am p ry lc, have to seperate the name as I want this to be a seperate account that people that know me irl wont be able to find it by searching up my name)

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Brush the Stubbornness Away

Prompt: Brushes / Paint

Fandom: Undertale

No pairings

Masterpost

What time was it. 6am? 7am? Either way it was early. Papyrus and Frisk were doing something in the living room, but what? Sans had never been woken up by noise before but I guess this was his unlucky day. He sluggishly sat up from his mattress, not being able to go back to sleep. Tiredly, Sans decided he should get some coffee or ketchup to help him start the day. He threw on his jacket and started walking out of his room. Teleporting when he was tired was never a good idea anyways. Walking down the stairs, he closed and rubbed his eyes, trying to get accustomed to the light.

"Frisk, can you hand me more yellow paint on your left?" 

One step

"Okay!"

Two ste- CRASH

Both Papyrus and Frisk's head snapped to the staircase. There was Sans, lying face flat on a puddle of blue paint with one of his foot in a paint can. "ngh... ow." Sans winced. Papyrus rushed over to Sans with a concerned look on his face. "Are you alright Sans?" he asked.

"yeah m'fine." Sans replied, pushing himself upright. "what are ya doing anyways? and why are ya doing it so early in the morning... "

"Oh! Frisk and I are just making a masterpiece painting. As for the timing... We thought you wouldn't be woken up even if we did it this early. Guess we were wrong." Papyrus stated. "You should get yourself cleaned up brother."

"m'lazy.. i'll just stay here and watch for the next 1 hour while ya do your thing. anyways, it's not that bad, see?" Sans pointed at his jacket. "it's just like my jacket, almost indistinguishable heh" he snickered. Papyrus squinted his eyes at Sans, giving him a 'seriously?' look which just made Sans's grin widen.

Papyrus thought about something for a brief moment and then smirked. "Well brother... Since you insist on not cleaning yourself on your own, let me help you." With that, Papyrus turned Sans's soul blue. Frisk peeked over, curious to see what Papyrus had in store. "Frisk, could you help me get the dry scrub brushes from the drawer in our toilet upstairs? Oh and a small pail of water if you are able to handle it. Thanks!" Frisk nodded and sprinted upstairs.

"!? uh... is it bad that i'm nervous and have no idea what you are planning? heh..." Sans stammered, while trying to kick the bucket off.

"Come on brother, I'm sure you can figure it out. You're good with crosswords aren't you? Just fill in the gaps using the 'clues'." Papyrus stated.

After the paint bucket finally came off, Sans thought about it for a moment. "paps i really have no idea what you're trying to hint at. unless it's trying to just scrub the paint of me or somthing. judging by your smirk though, thats probably not the whole stor- wait..." a thought seemed to occur is Sans's mind. "you're n-not thinking what i think you're thinking of right? please say i'm wrong this time."

"If you're thinking what I'm thinking of right now, then yes brother."

Gulp. "h-hey paps, let's not be too harsh. we can just talk about this o-okay?"

Just as Sans spoke, Frisk came running down. Trying to balance 3 scrub brushes in one hand while holding a pail on the other. She was trying to be as fast as possible yet not drop any of the brushes.

"Sorry dear brother but you've brought this upon yourself. I tried to be nice."

Sans considered teleporting away but soon realised that with Papyrus's soul magic active on him, it would probably be really dangerous to try. Persuading didn't seem like it was doing anything and using his attacks or soul magic on Papyrus to push him away was out of the window too, since he didn't want to risk hurting Pap. He was really in for it this time... doomed. Geez why had he not just listened?

"Thanks!" Papyrus exclaimed as Frisk handed him the brushes. "Feel free to join in whenever you feel like it Frisk."

Papyrus playfully grinned, holding up a soaked brush. "Ready?"

"please, no. we can calmy talk about this please!" Sans chuckled nervously. Eyes locked on the dreaded cleaning tool.

"Too late brother!" with that, Papyrus darted for Sans's ribs.

"gh! waiiiahaiitttahha pahaahaaaapppp- stahahhaap naahahhaa!!!" Sans cackled. His ribs had always been really sensitive, whether it be pain, or touch, and that was with fingers. Now, it wasn't just that, it was full blown brushes! Together with the cold water, the both made terrible combinations.

Damn he wished he had just complied.

Frisk looked in awe. Skeletons can be ticklish? How? She had so many questions swirling in her mind. However, she put her questions aside and dipped a brush in the pail, eager to help 'clean' Sans up.

"You can clean his feet if you want to Frisk."

"Okay!" Frisk chirped

"nohooooo waiiiiiieeeheett aha! oh gahaad staaaahaap! frihisk nahaa-" Sans cackled. "pleeheease! I cahaaan't ahaa!"

"Are you going to clean yourself now brother? Or do Frisk and I have to continue helping you?"

"yeheaahass!! pleheehease staahap oh gaahaad!"

"Hm.." Papyrus contemplated for awhile. "If I stopped now, who's to say you won't do it again? I think you should be punished a little longer juuusst to make sure."

"nahahaa! Iheem saharaahaeee" He regretted everything. Maybe he pushed pap's buttons too far this time, especially this early in the morning. However, something about this was... slightly fun? Maybe the bonding? Though, it was still maddening. "pleeheease nohoo ahah!"

Papyrus soon started to slowly work his way down to Sans's lower ribs. This made Sans shriek and squirm more than ever. He really tried his best to pull away but it was all futile. It was amazing how he hadn't kicked Frisk yet.

"plehe-pleeeheese merheeceehee!!!" sans wailed. "sstaahaaaa--!"

"Okay, okay I think the poor guy has had enough." Papyrus snickered, removing his gravity spell from Sans. "Frisk, you can stop now."

As both Frisk and Papyrus stopped, Sans gasped for air. "th..hff... thank... god...hf.."

"Do you need water?" Papyrus questioned.

"ys.. please... hff, thanks pap."

"No problem brother!"

"You all right Sans?" Frisk asked.

"ye.. hf.. i'm fine. thanks for asking kiddo." Sans replied.

"thnks pap" Sans said, gulping down the cup of water.

"After drinking your water remember to go shower." Papyrus reminded.

"i don't know- i'm still a little tired... and a couple more minutes of lieing here wo-" Papyrus glared at sans. "okay, okay! i'll go now! hehe geez." Sans then teleported upstairs to get himself cleaned up.

Needless to say, that morning sure had been an eventful, and messy one too.

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https://at.tumblr.com/skeletongiggles/finished-it-sans-can-fall-asleep-anywhere-so-i/u2uji9cr3u72

New post on my other Tumblr qvq

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OH! And uhhh... One more baby gift because I felt like venting a need I've had for years now.

Merry Christmas to all those who love the skelly bois💖

[yallmakemyassitch]

Let us reminisce...

(aka never ever dump)

#1: "Lee" Cassette Goon

Okay this one was honestly just a pipe dream; CG in lee mood. Didn't look all that deep into it and just thought it would be cool to draw considering her personality lol

#2: Underfell Papyrus?!

Yeahhhhh lemme explain. So there's this person on DeviantArt who made BANGER tickle fics of Undertale, especially Underfell and I fucking loved how they characterized Papyrus as this mean, tough soldier when in reality, he was a softy who loved tickling his bro. The fics are so heartwarming and while the account has laid stagnant for a while now, I absolutely recommend you read them. Can't remember the username so just search up "Underfell tickle fanfic" and the first result should be called Brother Monster. Anyways I wanted to do a digital drawing with UF!P absolutely annihilated Sans but I fucked shit up with the second panel so.... Just imagine Sans is being destroyed right now

#3: Torture

Gypsy was essentially being interrogated for information after being captured and kidnapped to the AAHW. Obviously, when it comes to the tickle torture it wasn't anything she expects and Gypsy quickly learns that the Auditor will not stop his until he gets what he wants

#4: Ironic situation

Pretty funny how he was a ruthless leader just three images ago. I had a Soldat OC in mind and made him the lover of the Auditor, someone he can be soft with behind closed doors but also have fun with. Essentially, Auditor liked being tickled and used his own powers just so the Soldat can come over and do the t h i n g ᕦ⁠(⁠ò⁠_⁠ó⁠ˇ⁠)⁠ᕤ. I actually want to make him real so expect him to show up real soon (+)

#5: The final zerbert for dessert

I had a lot of trouble with p.t 2 of the TxA post and this happened to be the panel that got scrapped, nothing much to say about it other than I thought it was too bland.

Anyways sorry for the lack of new content, exams start next week and I've been mostly focused on school. What you saw was just some old art that never made it out alive, most of my never ever really are just sketches or art so old it'll make you age 10 years just looking at it. It's cool though, I'm still working on Chapter 1 of my fic and the release date should be out soon. Isn't that so exciting?!!! Anyways hope y'all's year has been starting off pretty well, byeonara for now! (⁠ﾉ⁠≧⁠∇⁠≦⁠)⁠ﾉ⁠ ⁠ﾐ⁠ ⁠┻⁠━⁠┻ 💕

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WIP~!

Just a late night doodle of Papyrus tickling Sans awake for sentry duty. Sans likes sleeping on the floor for some reason, don't question it~