#Livestream quotes

[yusakiiiii]

The Crossover really was something. Here’s one of my favourite interactions. What’s yours?

Scott: I hate the gays!

*Joe Hills begins shooting Scott*

Scott: Joe I can say that! Joe I am gay!

Joe Hills: Okay, so not everybody has that context. My viewers don’t know that. I don’t know that.

Scott: I am very gay which is why I’ve said that Joe.

Joe Hills: That is a valuable bit of context to provide

Scott: I’m aggressively homosexual. I’m very aggressively homosexual Joe I thought everyone knew. It’s kinda my brand.

Joe Hills: There’s a lot of inter-audience cross pollination right now.

Scott: I did appreciate the aggressive nature you took right away though, that was a good ally.

Joe Hills: I do what I can.

Scott: I thought Joe when I said I’m gonna say the one slur I can you’d have picked up.

Oli: Did you say a slur?

Scott: No I didn’t. I said when Jimmy was copying me I was tempted to do it and then I said “I hate the gays” and then Joe decided to shoot me cos he didn’t realise I was gay. Even though I’m aggressively homosexual.

Joe Hills: I don’t have time to know every gay person!

If you want to watch this properly. Go to the 2:40:00 mark in this video: https://www.youtube.com/live/2heYeEOTqrw?si=a1urB22nQZZPq_tk

[were-changing-cake-vaults]

This is the funniest screenshot from the charity stream I think. The fucking LAYERS of it. Joe’s content smile. Iskall’s stance of defeat. Skizz watching like a proud dad at a football game. False taking blackmail photos. Excellent image 10/10

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

Emily: “I’m really sorry Vaggie didn’t feel comfortable coming back here. If there’s anything I can do to change that-”

Charlie: “Probably not! It was kinda a sign of her endless love for me that she visited haven again at all!”

Emily: “Oh! Oh that’s nice!!”

Charlie: “Which I NEVER would have asked her to do anyway, if I’d KNOWN the truth about her history up here!”

Emily: “Right. I’m so sorry about that too, by the-”

Charlie: “I mean, I’m not the kind of girl who askes her girlfriend to go spend an afternoon sitting across from the people who ripped off her wings! And her eye! And left her slumped against a dumpster looking half dead!”

Emily: “A… dumpster?”

Charlie: “Making the woman you love relive all that without even rEALIZING it would be pretty fucked up, wouldn’t it??”

Emily: “V- very.”

Charlie: “IT HYPOTHETICALLY COULD MAKE SOMEONE FEEL KINDA TERRIBLE AFTERWARDS, DON’T YOU THINK?”

Emily: “I’m sure it did!”

Charlie: “H Y P O T H E T I C A L L Y”

Emily: “Could! I could see that, yes, if it HAD happened, that would’ve been…”

Emily: “…”

Emily: “Are you- um, is she, errr.. doing better now?”

Charlie: “SO much better she’s doing SO great these days!!!!”

IN HELL

Vaggie: (lying face down on the hotel lobby floor) “I promise I won’t stop helping you morons when she dumps me. I won’t let her dream die just because I was dumb enough to think I could be part of it.”

Angel Dust: “That’s nice toots.”

Vaggie: “Thanks.”

Angel Dust: “Not sad or stupidly gay or anythin’.”

Vaggie: “Thanks.”

Cherri Bomb: “Sad? Angie, it’s perfect!” (takes picture) “I’ve been thinking this place could use a new rug…”

Niffty: (stepping on vaggie) “Squishy!”

Husk: “Get the fuck off her.” (at vaggie) “You, get the fuck UP.”

Vaggie: “Why.”

Alastor: “Hmmm, because this is PAINFULLY pathetic to watch, even for me?”

Vaggie: “Guess I’ll be here forever then.”

Angel Dust: “Vag-GAY c’mon, ya girlfirend’s not gonna dump ya. What’s the competition even!?”

Vaggie: “There’s an angel up in heaven who's helping Charlie work towards her life long dreams as we speak, and she's taller than me, got more wings than me, not as stabby as me, and also not a mass murderer or a liar or missing an eye.”

Cherri Bomb: "Hey!"

Vaggie: "No offence to the other one-eyed ladies here, but it's different when you've got a fucked up empty eye socket."

Niffty: (sighs dreamily) "I bet losing it hurt soooo baaaaad..."

Vaggie: "Never telling my girlfriend why I'd actually lost it or how it made me look like the deranged murder angel I was, even while she tried kissing it better for me, ended up hurting way worse."

Angel Dust: “That's a point….”

Angel Dust: “...alright, so Charlie’s PROBABLY not gonna dump ya-”

Niffty: “Oh that’s a weird sound!” (giggling) (bounces on vaggie) “I think she’s dying~”

Husk: “If you fucks kill her, I’m telling her demon princess girlfriend and pouring myself a drink to go with your fucking tormented howls.”

Vaggie: (muffled) “what if she’s my ex-girlfriend”

Husk: “…I’ll pour you a fucking drink and listen to your tormented howls.”

Niffty: “ME TOO I’LL LISTEN TOO!”

Alastor: “Dear one, perhaps if you were NOT standing on her skull and compressing her WRETCHED cries into the floor, we could be hearing them already.”

Niffty: “Whoops~ Heheheeh~”

Cherri Bomb: (recording it) “Damn, that groan’s been going on for ages… Bitch has some lung capacity on her.”

Angel Dust: “Point one for Vag-gay! Probs as good eating out as ya are at HOLDING out on ya girl!!!”

Vaggie: “uuuughhh…uaauuugghhaaaAAAAAAAAAAaaahhhhrrrgh..” (whimpers)

Niffty: “Okay.” (GIGGLES) “NOW she’s dying~” (bounces)

IN HEAVEN

Charlie: “Everything’s totally fine I have NO idea why you’d even ASK!”

Emily: “You’ve spent the entire time up here staring at pictures of Vaggie on your phone?”

Charlie: “I’m allowed to look at my girlfriend!”

Emily: “While crying and sniffling into your sleeve?”

Charlie: (sobbing) (desperately patting down her jacket) “SHE’S THE ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS WHICH OF MY POCKETS HAS THE HANDKERCHIEF IN IT, OKAY??”

Emily: (smiling) “I think you two are going to be just fine.”

Charlie: (BLOWS NOSE LOUDLY INTO JACKET SLEEVE, which catches on FIRE)

Emily: “…..not your clothes, though. You might need a new set of those.”

[fandomnerd9602]

Livestreamer!Wanda ponders over the idea board…

Wanda: can’t leave the square for 24 hours

Y/N: train ride across America

Wanda: we could just do a Q&A/ Day in the Life blog.

Y/N: any excuse to cuddle with you, I’ll take it

Y/N kisses her softly…

[wearewatcher]

BREAKING: shane got asked about his lack of ed and stede on his tumblr top 5 list. he admitted that he thought “ships” mean people who don’t have romantic storyline and aren’t together

[hldailyupdate]

“When you first get to stage, there’s an element of sensory overload. I really try to be present, I really try to process what’s about to happen. I feel really numb, truthfully. People are kind of talking around me, I can hear them, I might be reacting to them, but really I’m just kind of… numb. I know that I’m about to do something that’s kind of out of the realm of normality. You try to take as much of it in as possible, while also thinking about the first lyric, and everything else you’re thinking about up there. It’s already grown further than I ever imagined, so I hope tonight, more than anything, feels like a true celebration.”

-Louis on his mindset before a tour show and the moments before he goes on stage. (1 June 2024)

[deadpoolsmom]

one piece au where Garp just out the gate claims that Ace is Dragon’s son

Like what are the marines/Sengoku gonna do - ask Dragon to verify? Track down the world’s most wanted man for a paternity test?

“Wouldn’t Dragon care / contradict this?” Dragon is intentionally not associated with his actual son, so 50/50 he’d even know. And what is he gonna care the government think he has 2 kids by 2 moms? He’s not gonna tell them anything. He’d probably let them believe that to fuck w them + so the son of another of their enemies lives free / isn’t targeted for his blood

“Portgas D Rouge was an associate of Roger and they were specifically looking for a baby” Well maybe she had questionable taste after his death. Dragon was already a Revolutionary at that point, so it’s not like the WG know what he is doing.

“Why does Ace use his mother’s family name?” He loves his mom and thinks his “dad’s” a deadbeat

“Why doesn’t Luffy then?” Same as canon. Garp still doesn’t know it and Luffy doesn’t care about dads

I don’t think it would necessarily solve Marineford or make it so that Ace survives, but I do think it would be extremely funny

[leletha-jann]

"Now everybody kiss." - Kaja, the very exact moment the Girl Genius game gets Agatha, Gil, and Tarvek into the same room.

[mysticdragon3md3]

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[ribcage-bitch-ass]

my favourite markiplier quote, which i still quote to this day, despite that fact that it has no relevance to my life, is “i’m a bad man. i’m a bad bad man. who does bad things to the entire country of india”

[dingostrash]

Harry Du Bois is the protagonist ever of all time for sure

[blocksruinedme]

Who in Jimmy chat asked him to do kiss/marry/kill on stream. ARE YOU HERE. SHOW YOURSELF.

kill - "fwhip --- no i'd kill joel" marry - scar kiss - (he got close into the mic) fwhip

also hes dropping an empires ep real soon, after this stream

[fandomnerd9602]

Livestreamer!Wanda sits with Y/N as they stream to their millions of fans…

Wanda: this decision is not one we take lightly.

Y/N: it’s going to be a huge change in every thing. But Wanda and I came to this point together.

The comments alight: What is going on?! Are they breaking up?! No!! WandaY/N 4Ever!!!

Wanda: which is why we are announcing that Y/N and I are expecting a baby!

Y/N shoots off a blue confetti popper…

Wanda giggles and hugs Y/N tight…

The comments flood in: ohmygosh!!! 🎉 you had us all going!!

[quipxotic]

Emily/Prism: ...With my little religion/history 27 check, [Abaddina] was talking about ancient elemental eidonlons and it seems like [Ashton] has got some elemental stuff going on with him.

Taliesin/Ashton: Got a lot of stuff goin’ on.

Emily/Prism: Is there anything that she’s talking about, does it feel resonant in this body?

Matt: It could be, he is elemental by nature. [Everyone laughs.] There is a strong blood-thread of elemental power within Ashton’s linage.

Emily/Prism: Cool.

Matt: So there could very well be some sort of connection.

Utkarsh/Bor’dor: He’s humble about it though. [Some cross-talk.] Now we’ve got to kill him.

Emily/Prism: No! We like...I like elemental...I like the way this lady’s thinking.

Utkarsh/Bor’Dor: Or we have to befriend him.

- Episode 60 “Faith or Famine,” Campaign 3

[mumpsetc]

One of my personal biggest issues with ii is the fact that they make characters being lgbtq such a big deal. Like paintbrushes whole arc was fine, I dont mind it happening once but they did the same with bot too and that just kinda bothers me. Its a stretch but it just kinda alienates queer ppl even more, like when a straight couple becomes canon in media its not such a big deal but when its a gay couple or a trans person it is? Especially them making bot trans their only personality trait ☹️ idk

No Exactly. The Writers Feel Unable to Tackle Lgbt Issues Without Making it a Huge SPECTACLE Which In Itself Isnt Bad But Theyre Also Just Not Very Good Writers. It Esp Sort of Removes a Lot of Possible Casual Rep They Could Have Because of How They Handle Non-Cishet Characters. Just Casually Assuming Someone in ii is Gay or Trans is Less of a Possibility Now Cuz I Know if They Actually Were It'd Be Announced With Fanfare and Atleast One Very Poorly Written Speech

[where-are-the-spooky-gays-2]

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