Jon: If you need a vessel so bad why don't you just become-
Elias: Because I'm not scared of them.
Jon: ......
Elias: I don't need your body, Jon. I need your fear. 😈
Meanwhile, Elias the Gaslight King in earlier seasons: Jon you know I'd never let anything bad happen to you, I'm only trying to help. We need to save the world together, isn't that what we're trying to achieve? Oh Jon, Jon, Jon, bad things are only happening because you do not trust me. Trust me, and we can save everyone. Don't you believe me?
Then it went the exact opposite with Peter and Martin.💀😂💔
Peter: I've got the perfect plan to beat Elias. Can you do what it takes to become the hero?
Martin: I'm going to save the world?
Peter: Yes, and it will be you and you alone. Do you trust me?
Martin: I trust you.
That same season 💀
Peter: You played me! 😳😭 You've been lying to me this entire time.
Martin: You lied first 🙄 and I knew it the instant you told me I'd save the world. I can't save the world. I've never saved anything in my entire life. I'm not important enough to be the hero.
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the irony of the hero of kvatch, in this case, also historically being an assassin is not lost on martin
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Journey Through the West Weald
Just my Hero of Kvatch traveling through the wilderness with Martin on their way to Weynon Priory 🫶
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TES summerfest August 15 : Enamoured
valiel witnessing glory of the dragon
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"dts fans ruin F1, they don't give a shit about the racing, all they talk about is what the drivers are wearing and who they're dating"
bitch, my grandpa, who has seen hundreds of races, went to see a grand prix in germany in the 90's and the number one thing he remembers from that trip is the outfit michael schumacher arrived at the paddock in because, directly quoted from my grandpa, "the guy wore his jeans so high up you'd think he didn't have balls"
this is what a 'true fan' sounds like.
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I like to think that post Oblivion Crisis followers of Akatosh and followers of Sheogorath find they're suddenly Allies. They don't really understand how or why but suddenly their deities are having them be friends. Martin and HOK are having a picnic in the Shivering Isles together like "Should we combine worship spots?" the way friends might suggest making matching bracelets at a sleepover
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POV: you are a stupid butterfly thats about to be punched into oblivion
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the empire sucks but Martin can stay
(some funnies I made to cope after the main quest)
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AU where Tamriel has invented phones. Featuring my dumbass HoK, Charlie.
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