#Mutual ask meme

[akarii-memes]

Mutual Meme

1. the cool mutual how they ever decided to follow u and why they still do is a mystery to u. sometimes you post such incredible bullshit ur surprised they signed up for this. u get incredibly happy seein them on ur activity page. you cant believe it. bless this mutual

2. the drama mutual type A if theres ever discourse on ur dash or drama of any sort, this is the one u turn to. they have everything about everyone on their blog and if you ever wanna lurk this is who u go to. honestly, where would you be without them.

3. drama mutual type B if theres ever discourse on ur dash or drama of any sort, this might be the one behind it. they vague, they namedrop, they start drama and ur intimidated by them but u still stick around, probably because theyre also really cool. u just hope they wont vague u.

4. the pda mutual says “ i love you guys “a lot and a ray of absolute sunshine on ur dash? their posts are just uplifting and make this hellsite a lot more bearable. theyve probably sent u a really sweet message once too, and u could probably message them about anything. an angel.

5. the silent one they almost never make text posts, they never post selfies and only answer the occasional ask. just a constant stream of aesthetic. maybe u think theyre neat but ur too scared to actually IM them. regardless u hope they have a good day.

6. the kpop mutual ah, yes. that one you followed for god knows what and now they post only kpop. u dont even know what their url was before this or who they are. you probably dont even know about anything about kpop aside from those big selfies they post from twitter everyday.

7. the funnyman mutual u see their posts from time to time on ur dash and feel happy knowing ur mutuals makin it. makes a lot of sans jokes too. and piss and vore too maybe. closely tied with the cool mutual at times

8. the old mutual uv followed them for so long u dont even know what they first posted, but theyre here now and u feel like friends seeing how long its been. u reply to each others posts and occasionally send asks. might be the kpop mutual at times

9. The Flirting Mutual Are u dating this Mutual? Who know? You live 3000 miles apart but you call each other the most annoying pet names and occasionally drop into their inbox to leave sweet nothings as a Joke (??? But is it really a Joke???)

10. Same Neurodivergemce Mutual Both ur heads r both fucked in about the same way, creating an everlasting bond and sharing of coping mechanisms

11. Big Name Fan Mutual They got noticed by the official Tumblr for your favorite show but you knew them when they had 7 followers and a goat. Until they started getting hate for their Opinions you didn’t even realized they had 5K followers.

12. Discourse Mutual Integrates a healthy amount of political news and opinions into ur dash, u know how the rising popularity of quinoa is affecting the working poor in Uruguay because of them.

13. Mystery Mutual A specific kind of old mutual. They changed their icon and url, but you recognise their mode of typing and their tagging system. You can’t place why you know them or when you followed them or even why you still follow them, but they’re here and you feel compelled to leave them on your dash for old times sake.

14. Fan Wank mutual Hates the same parts of a show that u do. Sends you seven different links to the same post so that you can bitch about the tags on all of them. You would both fight someone to the death over your opinion of season 4

[persianflaw]

uwu 💌

this is a weird one to express but i love your-- manner of speaking, i guess you'd say? the way you talk. you always come across as very intelligent and wry and cool. i also love your writing! even when it makes me sad!

[siffrin-enthusiast]

which mutual am i? ask game

[eirenical]

You are definitely my very favourite Fandom Salt mutual :D

Awwwwww. :D :D :D

You're my go-to fandom salt person, too! 😊😊😊

[fairytalesandfandoms]

You're still the boardwalk empire mutual in my heart 💓 but lately I think of you more like the cabin pressure mutual!

Thank you! Both of those are excellent shows to be associated with 💓

[slyandthefamilybook]

Imagine you have a friend over for dinner and you make them steak. It's a traditional family recipe, and you know it turned out great. You're really proud of this good steak you made. After the meal you ask your friend what they thought of your steak and they say: "I loved it! I hate food poisoning, though."

"... Okay, what did you mean by that?"

"Nothing! The steak was great! I just hate getting food poisoning!"

"... Is the steak going to give you food poisoning?"

"Oh, not this one. This one was great. But some steaks give you food poisoning."

"Okay, but not this one, right?"

"No, not this one."

"... Then why did you bring up food poisoning?"

"I just didn't want you to think that because I liked your steak that I also like food poisoning."

"Why would I think that?"

"Because some steaks give you food poisoning."

"But not this one."

"No, not this one."

This is how goyim talk about Jews

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

Stole a character meme from twitter let's go

[bamababygirl7]

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I am a mom to an amazing boy and am def over 21 lol. I love Disney, Star Wars, Marvel, and Harry Potter (even though I don’t support the views of JK Rowling) Yes I’m a big nerd and totally proud of it 😋 I am obsessed with stuffies (mainly bunnies and unicorns), glitter, Princess Jasmine😍😍😍 I also love Belle, Harley Quinn and Hello Kitty🥰 I am completely ADHD and totally impulsive and random. I am super silly and love memes and anything that makes me laugh. I own my own business and have a college degree but sometimes I lack in the common sense department 😂🤣😂

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I’ve put some of my personal tags that I use frequently in the tags of this post to make it easier (mainly for myself) to find certain posts lol Pics tagged me are mine and it is fine to reblog them. I do have a lot of followers that are here more for the educational posts and a lot of littles so I’m going to do better at adding trigger warnings in the tags of posts that I make or reblog so that people can block the tag and not see those posts. I will tag everything that falls under cnc or anything else I think needs a trigger warning with the tag #bamatw. I’ve added these tags in the tags of this post to make it easier.

[robo-milky]

I’m really starting to think that Rook has a thing for tragic people who are doomed by the narrative and are emotionally exhausted. [Staring right at Cloche and Kei]

I’ve had this in my ask box for so long and I can finally answer !!

So real— Rook is just a trainwreck magnet… He is the sunshine they need to balance out their er… internal and external chaos.

One just wants to find their mother and the other just wants free will again 😔

[sketchingstars03]

I’m holding ST Nightmare like this

I had to

you stretched him

[artsandstoriesandstuff]

Do it. Or dont. Idk

Sure, why not

[thedaughterofdionysus]

I need ADHD friends just so I can talk to them about my executive dysfunction and how I am always stuck in my couch. Maybe we can even hype each other up to do the dishes Idk.

Dm me if any of you are interested in complaining about adhd

[fareehaandspaniards]

some humourless binch: uhmmm actually? jokingly calling miquella twink is?? gross and weird??? he has a body of a child???? so he can't be one by definition????? also if you don't think he has mind of a child either you are a weirdo because I know your personality better than you do I am a qualified psychologist over analysing same fictional character for 3 years also him feeling actually anything towards radahn except for puppy eyed admiration is a creep take also?? ya'll are not real fans and don't deserve miquella unless you ReSpEcT him you are supposed to hate the writers for having ruined him instead of accepting these braindead "changes" as new reality like yeah sure I respect all fans personally but when it is about him you deserve insults and shunning for jokes because no one knows what is better for this fictional character except for meeeeeee :3

me: ffs Leda I am so sick of you spamming more alters, calling you Needy Knight Leda instead

you: Lol Kat look, this is concept art of Miquella and Radahn:

(I love you xD)

My favorite “individuals” with their one true opinion who reject the author's conception of the character! These are most likely the same people who will scream that you "DON'T DESERVE" your OC, because that OC in your story suffers lol

I always wonder how it's possible to have such an inflated ego. And declaring your REAL “love” for a character - to take everything you don't like out of it and change it to something else. I mean, Miquella might not be liked. But leave him alone, he IS who he is already lol THIS IS SOULBORNE, HERE EVERYONE HAS FLAWS AND/OR DARK SIDES JUST AS LIVING (!!!) PEOPLE DO!

(I am sorry, this topic always makes me go rrrrr)

And yeah, these are Miquella and Radahn, I am glad you enjoyed my joke xD

(i love you too <3)

[teojira]

Don’t mind me, just stealing your Shadow memes.

~aka: omega-e123

Coming into MY home and stealing MY harvested memes, how dare you.

[maescui]

send me ur shifttok users, let's be moots since i remembered i actually have a tiktok account lol !!

my username is @ maescvi !!

[paranoid-radio]

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