#My beloved space losers <3 <3 <3

[majestic-salad]

The failwomen <3 @les-bionic-titan

[pinkiealexie]

Guardian Angel...?! ✟ Adam

NOTE :

I haven't wrote in forevah so these are simple headcanons (pretty much a one shot just in bullet points) of Adam dealing with being the guardian angel of a modern day teenager. Our beloved reader! Reader is in high school and very much hispanic/latino coded. THIS IS PLATONIC!!!

WARNING(S) : Adam being his own warning, average teenager crap, short and messy, not proof read

Adam was NOT thrilled to learn that he'd have to be 'babysitting' some loser named "Y/N". All he could do was try to bitch and moan his way out of it to Sera but his complaints fell on deaf ears as there was no getting out of it. I quote "All angels must do it at some point while they're in heaven." Sera spoke with a stern tone. Psshhhhh, he knew that, but he didn't think that meant it would also apply to him. Now he didn't have as much time to do his chicks and gigs but it is what it is. From what he remembers about being a guardian angel, all he had to do was...

1. Protect them

2. Get them to avoid sin

3. Guide them from Point A to Point B

That shouldn't be TOO hard.

✟ First time back down on Earth since he died and the first thing he sees is you screaming "KILL YOURSELF" at someone in voice chat. Damn did you scream louder than the bitch he fucked last week. Already he wanted to leave but he had to stay with you for at least a couple times a week. Not only that but your room was a MESS! Don't you know sloth is a sin?? Empty bottles of water are scattered everywhere and your desk was a mess, things were collecting dust, and your bed is so undone like you were just raw dogging someone or being raw dogged

✟ After the first day of watching over you he could already tell that you were far from the path of god and possibly make him go insane from boredom so his genius little mind thought that if he was going to do this, then he was going to make it fun for himself

✟ Adam began to purposely knock things over in your house, rearrange items around, and call your out your name only for you to see no one. He found it hilarious that your seemed to piss your pants and think your house was possessed, he especially loved doing these things after you decided to watch any type of horror media at night or if you were home by yourself

✟ The jokes and laughs got boring very quickly since your reaction was always the same. After a bit he remembered that there was no rule that he couldn't show himself to the kid. Sure it should be obvious and common sense to not reveal yourself as all the other guardian angels never did it but that's an imaginary rule so it's not an official rule. Therefore, he isn't breaking ANY of the rules

You grumbled in pain as you had woken up with a bad migraine in the morning, the only upside was that your mom let you stay home from school today. Speaking of your mother, she had made you some caldo de res before heading to work so you'd feel better along with a cold can of sprite. As you were about to eat some of the caldo you saw the vase of a plant slightly move from the corner of your eye which paused your eating. Ever since last month your house had some creepy ghost shit happening and you were sure that you'd end up in a padded white room if you told anyone anything.

You decided not to pay it any attention as you took one last bite of your warm caldo until the vase fell off the shelf and crashed onto the floor.

"GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE DEMON!"

You felt silly for shouting at an empty space in your home but you had enough of whatever spirit was haunting you, and your headache was not making it any better.

After a few seconds of silence you heard an very offended voice from behind you "Okay first of all, I'm not a fucking demon, second, don't yell at empty spaces unless you want people to think that you're a schizophrenie."

Were you dreaming?! Was this you finally loosing your shit from those all nighters? You turned around and almost broke your neck to look up at this guy...this dude was like 3x your height if not more!

You were stunned, you blinked once then twice then just put your empty dish in the sink.

"I need to…nap."

As you walked upstairs, you brought two fingers to forehead, your stomach, your right left then right shoulder, and up to your lips in a prayer of “En el nombre del Padre y del Hijo y del Espíritu Santo. Amén.”

✟ You later confirmed that you weren't dreaming and this was in fact real after waking up to his smug toothy smile. It being day only a few hours ago and it now it was pitch black out side. His bright glowing neon yellow face being the only source of light in the room which also allowed you to see that his elbows were resting on the crinkled and wrinkled sheets of your bed as he held his face in his both of his hands.

"Sup kid, so is your mom single or what?"

[lonelychicago]

loserdiaz's 4k followers celebration!! 💌🪐

Hey! I just wanted to say a huge thank you to all my mutuals and followers. I'm really just a loser girl obsessed with silly gay little firefighters and the fact I've found so many people who share the same interests at the same insane level than me??? That's actually so special to me.

So, thanks everyone for screaming with me about 911 and for laughing with me at silly jokes and for reading my fics. And also for writing fics and sharing them with me. Just thank you for giving me a space in the fandom and in this community in general, I guess.

And to show my appreciation, I decided to do a small thing. It's not much, but it's honest work. <33

for my beloved mutuals 💌

a moodboard or banner for your fic.

a lil 5 mins doodle/drawing/sketch. you can ask for whatever you want, as long as it's relatively reasonable and easy to do.

a graphic or edit for a song or artist of your preference. <3 (again, it might take me a while but it will be done!!)

for my beloved followers 💌

a lil 5 mins doodle/drawing/sketch. you can ask for whatever you want, as long as it's relatively reasonable and easy to do.

send me an ask with 🏹 and i'll check out your profile . If you have any fics, i will go through them and reblog some of them <33 (or all of them, depending on how many fics you've posted jsjdjd)

tagging some moots under the cut

@hoodie-buck @honestlydarkprincess @buddierights @devirnis @underwater-ninja-13 @barbiediaz @bigfootsmom @enbyeddiediaz @monsterrae1 @loveyouanyway @tizniz @rogerzsteven @disasterbuckdiaz @prettyboybuckley @the-likesofus @spotsandsocks @elvensorceress @diazpatcher @babytrapperdiaz @eddiebabygirldiaz @messyhairdiaz @spaceprincessem @hippolotamus @shortsighted-owl @bekkachaos @thewolvesof1998 @slowlyfoggydestiny @maygrantgf @bleechella @giddyupbuck @spagheddiediaz @watchyourbuck @sunshinediaz @wikiangela @pirrusstuff @athenagranted @housewifebuck @theotherbuckley @daffi-990 @demieddiediazz @tsunamibuckley @911-on-abc @excuseme-greentea @exhuastedpigeon @father-salmon @jesuisici33 @evanbegins @fortheloveofbuddie @diazsdimples @say-bi-for-me

[finniestoncrane]

Hello Finnie! I was curious, How long have you been a fan of the riddler? What caused you to realize how much you like him as a character? I've been a big fan of him for about nine months now, ever since I first played arkham Asylum! Anyway, I hope you have a wonderful week! 💚

IT GETS YOU DOESN'T IT!? it gets you FAST lmao

my 2 year tumblr anniversary is in july this year, and that will mark 2 years of pining after that beautiful loser lol so i'm fresh to him like you are u-u 💚

SO i thought i hated batman for the longest time because my husband only showed me the nolan trilogy and that's just james bond with pointy ears, so i avoided it like the plague

then the batman came out, and i didn't see it in cinemas either, but my husband did. tiktok kept showing me all these edits of a round headed buffoon and i was like "OK GIRL" and my husband (knowing that i once had a mental breakdown and thought i could solve the zodiac killings) was like "i think you should see this"

head over heels. the theatrics? the drama? the obsession with batman and the dumb ass little riddles?

then i came back to tumblr after a veeeeeeery long break and in the riddler tags people kept talking about arkham riddler, and luckily my husband had played all the games and owned them so he helped me play the asylum and i was like GIDDY whenever eddie was mean to me

each riddler after that was bestowed upon me like a gift from my beloved friends, i think i went soft for gotham riddler first, then zero year(?) and then i just sort of found the others as i went along

i think i have ranked the boys before, but i will say arkham remains my favourite boy, specifically arkham knight. i love me a dishevelled man approaching his mid-50s with a receding hairline and the ability to be a psychosexual nightmare father figure to me lmao

i feel like i'm right in heacanonning him in his 50s, youngest late 40s for arkham knight, it just tracks. like he's had it rough but not that rough, it's natural aging for that range. and i like old men. that's a BIG thing for me >:3 he also has big strong forearms and a nice amount of body hair (he could stand to have more, but it's fine i can cope). i also like dumb nerds with round glasses. AND i love when someone's mean and grumpy. AND AND AND my dad is a terrible person, so my grandparents were my father figure, and my papa used to let me sit in his garage while he worked on making things, so there's a nice bit of nostalgia with arkham riddler, like i know he would smell like my childhood and my safe space (i'm warped but i have a therapist it's fine) 💚💚💚

who are your favourites?? who are all of you guys' favourite riddlers??

[theliterarywolf]

Hazbin Hotel

The little pilot that could, the runaway hit with the simple premise of 'What if Sinners Could Be Redeemed, What Kind of People Would Want That, and What Kind of People Would Oppose?', now turned into an Amazon Original Animated Series. Sharing the same platform as Invincible and...

Uh...

Hm.

Anyway, this series has been a long, long, LONG time coming. To the point that we had people theorizing that the whole thing was a scam or that it would never come out.

I feel like those people could use a lesson on how time-consuming animation is, but I digress.

The point is, the series is out at last: debuting with four episodes on Amazon Prime with the rest of the season scheduled to come out weekly.

And what is there to say? Was the premiere worth the wait? Are these sinners doomed to burn in obscurity? Was watching these first four episodes a Helluva chore?

While it would be easy for me, as someone who has followed the 'Hellaverse' since the premiere of the original Hazbin Hotel pilot all those years ago, to just gush over the fact that all of these beloved characters have transcended the online space to mainstream screens, such flippant praise would be a disservice to my fellow creators.

Thus, to go about things in a bit more of a refined approach:

Hazbin Hotel (the series) takes the conventions of what was established in the pilot and refines them down into a more serialized story. The core premise is still the same: Charlie Morningstar, the idealistic Princess of Hell, daughter to fallen angel Lucifer and Adam's original wife Lilith, is taking it upon herself to end the qualms of Hell being both overpopulated and a target of Heaven's yearly extermination bloodbath by establishing a sanctuary for sinners to redeem themselves. The titular 'Hazbin Hotel' (originally the 'Happy Hotel').

Of course, such a premise in a literal den of sin and inequity is easier said than done and, so far, the series is doing a good job of showing Charlie learning that redemption isn't as easy as singing songs and making nice.

Though, rest assured, there is plenty of singing to bear witness to. Of course, with a cast of Broadway's finest, it's to be expected that the musical accompaniments will be just as much as a feast for the eyes as the colorful, unique character-designs.

Though, sometimes, those character-designs aren't able to shine as much as they should, which leads into my first critique. Which, considering there are only two, stands as a testament to the work Spindlehorse and BentoBox have accomplished her.

In the first two episodes (this issue seemed to have been fixed in episodes 3 and 4), there are countless instances of characters having odd shadowing. It has the unfortunate consequence of the characters moving like they aren't a part of their environment. Of course, again, this seemed to have been fixed for later episodes, so hopefully it doesn't show up again.

Back to the music: standout pieces, thus far, are Adam's taunting "Hell is Forever (Whether You Like it Or Not)", "It Starts With Sorry", "You're a Loser, Baby"... I'd also point out the bombastic duet between young upstart overlord Velvette and arms-dealer overlord Carmilla Carmine, but I forgot the name of it.

However, this leads into my second critique. During "Happy Day in Hell", Charlie's 'I Want' song (because every princess needs one), her girlfriend and main confidante Vaggie is back at the hotel singing her own additions to it. And everytime she sang, I just wanted to scream 'Can someone PLEASE tell this bitch to emote?!' Let it be understood that I know what the direction was: Charlie is being bombastic and bright and happy singing out her dreams and goals while Vaggie is lower, more realistic, and deadpan.

However, its the way that they had her new VA execute that direction that could have been a bit better because it doesn't stand out in the best way. Which is a shame, because later on when we hear Vaggie in both her duets with Carmilla and her love ballad to Charlie, her voice does wonders. Though, I have seen some people say that it might not be the same VA, which would be weird: why would you hire a Broadway VA and then just swap them out?

Other elements of note: Episode 4 is definitely my favorite so far, I gushed about the direction and delivery of the "Poison" sequence here, Zestial is one of my new favorite Hellaverse characters, I need merch of him pronto, and...

Oh! One final note:

Back when the original HH (the series) trailer and promo material was coming out, I had a slew of anons in my inbox bemoaning how the series is yet another 'Heaven is actually evil' plot. Yet, after watching these four episodes (episodes 1-2 three times each, twice since I had early-access and once more when the series premiered proper), the series narrative is less 'Heaven is evil and Hell is just misunderstood' and more 'Angels are fallible, demons are fallible, the notion of a status-quo is as fickle as rice paper but you have to do more to change it than sing about good vibes'.

Final Rating: 8/10

[belleandkurtbastian]

Play It By Ear Episode Bracket Summary

Well, it took me… a month… but I’m finally here to summarise the Episode Bracket results!

Round 0

My biggest regret is running this Round 0 poll between Mountport and Legend of the Lake. I knew what the result would be, and it led to a completely unavoidable problem throughout the bracket. Now, I was careful with how I seeded to make sure that Mountport was eliminating relatively less-beloved PIBE episodes in the early rounds, but letting Mountport in was a mistake I shouldn’t have carried through.

This poll did, of course, have by far the largest relative margin, a difference of 85.5pp between the winner and loser. Though it was not the ABSOLUTE largest margin.

Round 1

The largest absolute margin was Round 1, Match 1, between Mountport and Space Rocks, with a 63-vote delta between the winner and loser.

The largest relative margin in this round was Mallapalooza beating out Skyline by 76pp.

This round also had two of the three closest-fought battles in the entire bracket: Backwards Compatible beat out Joust Because by TWO VOTES (a 2.9% margin), and Heartbeat Hospital beat out Heebie-Jeebies by merely ONE VOTE (1.1%). As these were the four entries in the middle of the pack when I was seeding this half of the bracket, I think this vindicates how well I managed to seed on limited information.

This is the round where I started monitoring Mountport’s effect on the bracket, through a very simple metric. If Mountport won the bracket by MORE votes than the difference between the most-voted and second-most voted polls in the round, then it would be suspect and may point to people who have only seen Mountport skewing the results.

In this round, the Mountport poll got 117 votes, and Mountport won by a 63-vote margin. As the second-placed poll (Humpty Dumpty versus Merkmere) only got 16 fewer votes, I considered this win legitimate for Mountport.

Round 2

This was the LEAST voted on of the major rounds. The average poll only got 65 votes. No single poll in the rest of the bracket (except the preliminary one) got fewer than 70 votes.

Mountport still passed the metric, with a delta 34 votes over Animal Style, and of 13 votes between the polls.

There’s not much to comment on here otherwise.

Round 3

Two polls, both with decent margins. However, this time, Mountport broke the metric. Mountport only won its poll by 17 votes, but the difference between the two polls’ total votes was a massive 42 votes. This is the reason I ended up changing the final round:

Final Round

Three polls. Between this and Round 3, all of the top 3 battled each other round-robin. The goal here, for those who are familiar with polling terminology, was to find a condorcet winner (which is to say: a winner who would win in ANY head-to-head battle with any other member of the pack).

Two of the battles were TIGHT. Specifically, the remaining of the top 3 tightest races happened here: Mountport beat out Cornhole in One by 3 votes (2.7% margin).

Did we find a condorcet winner? Yes, we absolutely did. In fact, I think the top 3 might even be condorcet-valid:

Mountport beat out Cornhole and Mallapalooza. It never battled Elevator Pitch, but given the massive delta in EP’s battles, I think it’s a safe bet that it would have done.

Cornhole beat out everything it battled EXCEPT for Mountport.

And Mallapalooza lost to Mountport and Cornhole, but won against Elevator Pitch.

So that was the final 3:

Mountport

Cornhole

Mallapalooza

Some general stats:

1492 votes were cast in total across 18 matches. That’s an average of 82.9 votes per match (Max 117, Median 78. Min 56, SD 18.4, IQR 18.3)

The average margin between the winner and loser of a poll was 25.6 votes. (Max 63, Median 22.5, Min 1, Mode 27, SD 20.0, IQR 25.5)

The full summary of the bracket is available in this Google Sheet, with every vote count for the entire bracket, as well as a sheet that extracts every individual episode’s total vote counts across all the polls. (There’s 5 votes disappeared somewhere between two of the columns that I haven’t tracked down, if anyone figures that out, let me know which row(s) are wrong)

Thanks for participating! See you all for Season 3… Unless I do something stupid in the interim :P

[breadfacednerd]

what's ur uh...classpect...

Cock of balls…

But to be honest!!! I don’t know!! I’ve had some people classpect me and I got stuff like witch of heart or rogue of void (void and heart are pretty nice)

I got a similar ask to this which asked what my FAVOURITE claspect is.. (which I will reveal when I finish the artwork I’m making for it) and it used to be my OLD classpect. The aspect fit me (which was space) but turns out the class did NOT!!!!

I don’t have my classpect figured out yet, but I can say my aspect is probably space. People have joked saying I’m witch of space which is nice but I’d feel bad taking that from my beloved Jade harley <3 I’ve also been told maybe Page??? And yes while I am LOSER and SOPPING WET. I don’t think I’m THAT bad

How ironic is it that the person that classpects people on vibe doesn’t know their classpect!!!

Feel free to classpect me in the replies. Cast mind sliver on me and just decide and if I like it maybe it’ll be it.

[peppered-moths]

Hi hello yes I see you getting asks about songs that have big Scott and Martyn vibes and I bring you this:

The Garden (Crane Wives) but SPECIFICALLY this line:

“My stone, my shield, my steady hand”

Playing on Martyn’s title as the Hand of the red king and the guilt and despair it brings with along with it, now that he has done the same thing for Scott as he did for Ren (not exactly the same but you get the idea. Martyn killing Scott at Scott’s request).

love that this is just my life now. i make funny little song analysis posts about gay people. living the absolute dream <3 anyways yes yes crane wives my beloved i love garden of eden-themed songs and i think majorwood needs more eden themes

"The crows in the garden are laughing at my expense / Drowning out all the lies that I might have told instead" - laughter is common, here. when did death become so... casual? when did scott stop clutching his loved ones to his chest, and start cutting them down himself? when did martyn stop devoting himself to others, and start devoting himself to their deaths. trapped in a vicious cycle- too close, not close enough. there is space between them. there is nothing between them but the memory of loss, and the fear that you will be next.

"My stone / My shield, my steady hand / Hold your light / To the darkness in my head" - martyn is the Hand. martyn has always been the Hand, an extension of the self, faceless, voiceless. the only thing a Hand may do is hold a sword. the only thing a Hand may do is follow orders. so he will be the Hand again, for scott. his sword and shield, his to command, at any cost. scott's eyes are yellow, luminescent. martyn thinks he might be able to see the darkness in his heart.

"Put your ear to my heart or set your teeth against my throat / Give me something pretty to wear beneath my blood-stained clothes" - scott revels in red, plays it like it's still a game. there is a thrill in having his life at stake. there is a thrill in begging martyn to kill him, if only for a moment of that aching closeness that is no longer allowed, in a game like this. he thinks he'd do it again. he thinks he'd look pretty in red.

"My darling, the devil knows my name" - twice a winner, always a loser. they have both played the game, they have both done their duties; grieving widow, avenger, never avenged. they who watch and listen but never, never understand know their names, their stories. they are curiosities, rule-breakers and rule-makers. there is nowhere to run. there has never been anywhere to run.

"Lay me down / Pour the dirt into our bed" - there is only one bed. there will only be one grave. only one of them will be alive to bury the other, if they even last that long. bury me with a crown of flowers. bury me with blood still on my face, that those who come after will know; there was prey, and here is a predator. they are tired. so, so very tired. there is only one way to go; six feet under.

"Tell the crows / They can have their pound of flesh" - let them come. let them pick at the bones of the story we made. all of us can never be theirs. this will never be theirs.

[whatsthisascianbullshit]

🦐🦐🦐

tell me about a character or story that is giving you shrimp emotions right now (x3)

HI THIS GOT LONG IMMEDIATELY ÚPS thank you @yloiseconeillants for giving the shrimp emotions a direction XD

1. Hien. Specifically Hien and Muireann. Specifically, Hien and Muireann fumbling every attempt at flirting or confessions for half an expansion only to manage it right at the end and then Not Talk About The Future (because Queen is a scary word). She writes a letter using the L word for the first time when she realises the Echo won't protect her from getting soul-snatched. And then she gets soul-snatched. And Hien is told that Muireann wanted to tell him the contents of the letter. SO he doesn't read it and fights everyone to have Muireann's body moved to Doma so he can be with her when she wakes up (there is no other option) (normal behaviour from both of them for someone you're totally not all that serious about) (losers). Anyway Hien fawning over his scary witch wife and Muireann blushing and giggling at Hien's flattery live in my head rent-free forever thank you for coming to my Ted Talk. I am also scrungled over their different arcs with rediscovering/reclaiming culture and heritage because Hien has only ever known Doma under Garlean rule and Muireann doesn't feel connected to Gelmorra or Werlyt and is trying So Hard to find that connection.

I could write an essay. I am attempting for the WoLxNPC wolqotd that was going around but honestly this is the most coherent I've been about them in A While.

2. The complete and unquestionable faith Muireann has in wolparty makes me Insane. Like little miss self-proclaimed Expert Tactician Strategist with plans A through Q for every plan and every plan's redundancy. Just 100% total faith in 3 people without even thinking about it. No questions asked ever. She can run into the middle of the Naadam because she knows Match and his shield will be in front of her before anyone is close enough to try hit her. She can be greedy and cut it close with avoiding attacks because she knows if she does fuck up that Shin has got her covered. She knows she can burn through her bigger hits because anything that turns to her won't make it past Raer. Like it's definitely not entirely fair for her to be putting that on them but it's just such a delicious error? in her judgement? Like Match getting hurt simply cannot happen, Shin not being able to heal something simply cannot happen, Raer not being strong enough simply cannot happen. And when something inevitably does happen it short circuits her brain because to her these are fundamental laws of the universe. It'd be like if gravity stopped working. Anyway her realising that her and her friends are actually not the invincible heroes you find in stories and myths is one of the most delicious parts of Shadowbringers and it makes the whole Final Days things and the final EW area thing just. So great. Putting Muireann in the slap chop.

3. Fucking Ufufu man. SHe's trying So Damn Hard. And she's doomed! She has to be doomed that's how it works you can't get Muireann if Ufufu's still about (probably). She spends her life working towards being a good scholar, and she is! But when her colleagues start getting tonberrified she is forced to pivot. So she doesn't get to leave Nym much. Her friend does (beloved Louhi) and she's happy for her! But like also pretty dang jealous. And she just...always chooses to be kind where she can. She can hold space for the bitterness at the hand she's been dealt, the pain and despair at the impossible task of curing an incurable disease, the guilt of seemingly being immune somehow, the pain of not being able to save more people - to do More. She has to seal her friends inside of a stasis in the hopes that maybe in the future they can be cured. Knowing that depending on how far in the future that is there may not be much (if any) of Nym left. One of the last things she does is try to make grieving easier on her friend in case Louhi survives the flood and makes her way back to Nym. Because for all the crap she went through, she is at peace with her decisions at the end.

And then in the timeskip AU Hydaelyn plucks her from the lifestream and plonks her down in the place of the ambiguous WoL in a failed timeline where WoL perished in the post-Banquet tunnel collapse. And she has to go through it all again.

boop asks

[finch-the-foolish]

Wassup--Intro Post

Hey losers, welcome to my blog, where I discuss writing, gay shit, the joys of neurodivergency, block people, and the like. Whatever floats my boat (in this case, buoyancy). Expect a lot of bullshit.

Do not interact if you're a discriminatory little fuck, kindly do me a favour and rethink your life choices and maybe not hate on people for fucking existing, mkay? (If you do choose to be an angry little fuckstick over my gender being a cup of tea, then uh good luck at insulting me ig.)

Also warning we cuss a ton, so like if you aren't cool with that then, uh, we have a slight issue.

Stuff about me:

Genderfluid (feel free to ask for details on that, I'd be more than happy to explain)

Mainly They/Them for simplicity, but the following pronouns n neos also work: ae/aer, fae/faer, xe/xyr, ze/zyr, lyr/lyra, ix/ix, it/it, rose/rose, dae/daer, aqui/aquir, void/void, ai/ayr, vey/veyr (pronouns~ gotta catch em all!)

I write stuff (mostly fanfic ngl-) and some of that stuff is posted here. Check it out sometime! (or don't!)

Interests include history, space, minecraft (leave me and my block men alone- it's fun okay ;-;), music, vexillology (heh flags go brrrrt), writing, reading, art, birds (corvids my beloved <3), DnD (I can and will rant about my characters n shit on request), LGBTQ topics, mental health related topics, ace attorney, uhh other things I might remember later-

Primary names include Aeron, Qual, and Finch (as per the user).

Aaannyway yeah. This blog may get weird, who knows. If you would like to talk about things (or request a prophecy from Dave the Old Wizard Guy, feel free to do so)

-Qual, your unfriendly neighborhood demonic entity

[smoosnoom]

can’t believe that i finally decided to comment all ur works that i read before daily compliments.

“let me steal this moment from you” became my first victim. tbh i haven’t read it since november i think?? and part of my brain which is responsible for memory is too occupied by remembering facts about u so i don’t remember plot sorry. this one is gonna be like the first time 🙏🏻

“If anything, it’s a miracle any of them are still awake and functioning.” no fr. they spent like a week in that uncomfortable van and the first thing they did after returning to hawkins is cleaned the cabin?? not even shower.

“At least it would save the catastrophe of seeing Argyle and Ted Wheeler interact.” ohh, i’d like to see that

“It’s blue. He imagines painting a yellow sun on it.” 🥺🥺 bc he’s yellow and sunshine and lights up every room he walks in. sorry i love him so much

“He wonders if he's more of a monster than a mistake.” ok i had 10 minutes tears break after that 🧍🏻‍♀️ maybe i Am crybaby idk

“He’s pretty sure it’s the first time they’ve laughed together since they’ve arrived back in Hawkins.” poor boys haven’t laughed in Weeks :( i wish i could fix everything for them

will wants to make “smalltown boy” with mike so bad and i can’t blame him. my boy deserves be as far away from hawkins as possible.

“He doesn’t have any time for self-doubt when Mike turns his hand over in Will’s grasp, until their hands are properly entwined” it’s all them. best friends, each other reassurance and safe space, soulmates if u want. i just love them ughhh. that’s why they hits so hard.

“we aren’t kids anymore” omg how do u exactly know where to put references?

“And we got to bury Jonathan in a bunch of sand, which was pretty fun.” oh wait!! i remember ur Fantastic fan art! writer And artist how talented u are!!

“Night Seven” ofc its night seven. love that it could have been 5+1 but it’s byler so it’s seven instead.

“and it seems to be the right move when Mike lets out an appreciative hum” my “naturally good kisser will” agenda never dies. he just knows what to do he didn’t need practice 🙏🏻

“He probably looks like a kissed-dumb idiot.” he is. good for him!

god, ilysm. ur so talented u have no idea. and u make me feel things.

i love that fic so bad and if u like it too u should thank moon for it!!

if it helps i dont even Remember most of "let me steal this moment", every time i click post it's like every associated memory just vanishes from my brain

im glad u get to experience it all over again i wish i could do the same with other fics </3

"the first thing they did after returning to hawkins is cleaned the cabin?? not even shower." U ARE SO RIGHT i thought abt that the first time i watched vol 2 like what do u mean u arent even going to change !!!! u have been in those close for Days !!!!

i almost did write a ted wheeler and argyle interaction . Almost

that is so real . will byers my sunshine sweetpie

HEOEOKPJY IM SO SOSRRY

so real and true ! i need these two far far away from hawkins and HAPPYYY

u get me !!!!!! theyve alwyas been best friends first and thats why they hit so different

oh god not the drawing 😭😭😭 can we pretend that Didn't happen . maybe . my artistry isnt grea t

IM SO HAPYPPYY U NOTICED !!!! night seven !!!! it was a seven !!!!!!!

will is just naturally good at it idk what to tell u . yes he has never kissed anyone Yes he is a loser yes hes also great as kissing . sorry

so honored to have made u feel things <3 alya my beloved it is Always the best day of my life whenever u decide to read something of mine :D

[lieutenant-teach]

Lego Star Wars games quick review (pros and cons)

Dedicated to those who have spent hours walking as brick and stud characters in a brick and stud SW world.

Skywalker Saga

The first Lego Star Wars game I played. Thanks to it now I recognize lots of locations, melodies and obscure characters in the movies\series\even books.

Pros:

1.Hoards of locations to explore in Free Play Mode.

2. Space travel!

3. Free Galaxy, which is my favourite part of the game. Tasks from different characters, kyber bricks to find… chef’s kiss!

4. Easy switch between the characters.

5. Good gun aiming.

6. It’s a huge game, it takes a lot of time = more pleasure.

Cons:

1.Some tasks are quite hard to figure out (at least for me). Sometimes had to play alongside walkthrough tips open.

2. Other tasks are physically insanely difficult – such as making a character jump a level of moving platforms (like in the Star Destroyer remains in Jakku desert), or a track of running and jumping against the clock (like to get a Stormtrooper in Mos Eisley). Some even depend on pure luck – like Challenge in ep.3 ‘Return to Senate’, or Challenge in ep.8 ‘Supreme Loser’. I still don’t know how I got through them. Read other players having the same issues, so it’s not me being stupid.

3. To get all achievements and collectibles saved in Free Play, you have to finish an episode. I hate-hate-hate Podraces!

4. Glitches – like in Challenge in ep.4 ‘Suggest a New Strategy’.  

5. A lot of not needed characters – like all types of Stormtroopers and Red Guards, obscure droids that are useless like Probe Droid. Why not make Zeb, for example, or Peli Motto, or, heck, playable Grogu; I was surprised they didn’t include Chopper into Astromech Droids. And I was a bit disappointed they didn’t use Fives\Wolffe\literally any named clone instead of no-name Clone Troopers.

Clone Wars

How could I miss smth about TCW, my beloved! Wish they remastered it – there’re 7 seasons of goodness.

Pros:

1. Quite easy – easier than Skywalker Saga.

2. Red Brick of Invincibility!

3. Opportunity not to finish, but just save an episode in Free Play, when you’ve collected all Minikits. Golden idea!

Cons:

1.I didn’t like the switch between the characters. You have to find the holoprojector if on the base ship. Also you cannot choose any characters you like in Free Play in episodes.

2. Why doesn’t the camera move the way I want?? Who decided the limited view of a character’s surroundings was a good idea?

3. Why do the studs fly around so far you cannot grab them all quickly before they dissolve? It’s highly irritating even with Stud Magnet.

4. Characters cannot run quicker.

5. The clones look the same, without colour patterns. It’s impossible visually distinguish Fives from Echo, or Boil from Waxer. They use different weapons, but still I feel iffy they wear just white armour. But Fives and Echo have small medals, so it was not a problem of complicated visual realization they couldn’t paint their armours correctly – at least colour helmets and put a handprint on Echo’s chestplate.

6. Your character is killed very quickly. One shot at a character – minus one heart, and a couple of seconds later – minus 1000 of studs. Impossible to get a True Jedi in Story Mode before getting Invincibility Brick and Multiplier Bricks.

7. You cannot aim properly.

Complete Saga (ep.1-6)

After some time of hesitating downloaded that one, too.

Pros:

1. The easiest one among three of them.

2. Red Brick of Invincibility!

3. Saving an episode when you’ve collected all Minikits and Red Bricks.

Cons (basically the same as in ‘TCW’):

1.Lousy switch between characters!

2. Limited surrounding awareness!

3. Fucking studs flying around very far away from its place of appearance!

4. Cannot run quicker.

5. Killed too easily + minus hard-earned studs.

6. Podraces!

7. No proper aiming!

8. Ships are impossible to fly – you cannot move them at your every whim and need up\down, and cannot change the speed. Annoying.

Despite all the minuses, I don’t regret any minute spent on these games (even Podraces, though fucking maddening, give a pleasant feeling of victory when accomplished). Recommend to those SW fans who hasn’t tried yet. It’s all worth attention.

[omanu]

hey, i just wanted to pop in and say that if i remember correctly you posted a selfie a while ago and i was thinking oh my god that's such a pretty person i need to draw him, and i tried going back to find it again but i think you deleted it since? which is perfectly ok, even if i didn't get a chance to draw you im glad i got to see you!! we've been mutuals for a few years now atp i think and im pretty horrible at talking to people, but when i came back to tumblr after a year or so and i saw you in my notifs it really felt like omg that's my friend! like yknow coming back into a barren wasteland and then someone pops up like hey bud im still here 😭 idk as i said im pretty bad at talking to people, but i do enjoy seeing you in my notifs, and as someone who's halfway to 30 and still in college with one single friend i feel you, but i also think it'll get better and no one is destined to be alone and miserable, even if it's really hard to not feel like it, and i think even if happiness takes a while to get to it's still gonna be worth it, everyone, and i truly mean Everyone!!! deserves to know they have a place in this world, we deserve to take up space and be ourselves and find people who want us the way we are, and ive been there where your brain tells you to just die already but honestly. im glad im still here and im glad you're still here, even if all it means is that i get to smile when i see you in my notifs <3 im one of those people who think if someone likes and reblogs my posts then we're friends already, so even if im just a silent little thing in your phone, im still here!! and so are you!!! and i think that's pretty neat

so yeah, anyway, that got a little long winded, but i hope, even if slowly and sometimes a little painfully, you'll find something and someone who makes you happy, you deserve to stick around and find little things (and big ones, too!) that bring you joy <3

- a beloved mutual

aah just know that i think i read these messages like a day after you sent them! im really touched, like, fjdkkf first of all, there is someone here?? second of all, thank you so much? for everything you said.

usually, rarely (?) when i get on here it's bc i feel so bad in my head that i dont think ppl on my twitter (where I live) deserve seeing any of my whining... and to be honest that place is not safe for that cuz strangers are always jumping on people for anything and everything, so thats why i come here to cry. im sorry for that cuz it makes it look like im always miserable, which is kinda true, but when it gets unbearable i need to write shit down. so, im here now, meaning: i was gonna do what i always do here :D but then i remembered i had to reply this message dkdkd

it's so cool that youre almost 30 thats amazing, and thanks for sharing that you Get Me cuz you probably do, this makes it feel more normal. Usually i dont really mind being so alone but it always gets to me at some point. and it's kinda like,, i totally believe i could be okay living like this, i wouldn't mind. but some days when everything seems shitty and ugly it feels so bad, yknow? im sorry i cant really be that positive rn, after all i came here to cry, but this is a nice way to try and stir away from my usual single pity-party.

and i cant believ u saw my selfie cuz the day after i felt really weird, like why did i say all of that, i am a loser! i dont even know why i complain about having no one cuz on my normal days i just know i dont mind it. so weird.

anyways! thanks again im glad youre here!!!

[mingoori]

the dorm sex blurb.... and minwon too? 🥵 i was wondering if you could go into that minwon dynamic?

OH my beloved minwon <3 also, i was not expecting to write so much for this but we have 1,057 words... oops?

"mingyu-yah, are you sure you don't want to tag along?" seungcheol asked, looking back at mingyu.

the younger boy nodded, "yeah, i'm fine staying here." he mutters. "i can cook some ramen for myself and wonwoo hyung."

seungcheol hums and waves mingyu goodbye before stepping out the front door. "alright. don't get into any trouble while we're gone!"

"I won't!"

not even fifteen minutes later, a bored-20-something mingyu lays flat on his bed, groaning as he stares up at the ceiling.

"stop groaning," says the lump covered in a weighted blanket from the bed beside his. "i'm trying to sleep here."

mingyu however, groans again "but i'm bored, wonu!" he rolls onto his side to eye the other boy who's still underneath his blanket.

"find something to do, you loser." wonwoo's mutters and mingyu could practically hear the older roll his eyes. "watch porn and jack off or something."

wonwoo said it nonchalantly but the lightbulb above mingyu's head lit up as he leaned over to reach for his laptop from the bedside table. he wasn't going to pass up on that idea, and if it means he gets to mess with his wonwoo hyung, then that just makes it better. they've been messing around together every now and then—given that they were both bisexual boys in their early twenties who just so happened to be very, very horny.

mingyu starts to palm himself through his sweatpants as he looks through the pornsite.

when he eventually finds a video interesting enough, he doesn't even bother plugging in his earphones and just lets the video play with the volume set loud enough for wonwoo to hear.

grinning to himself, mingyu pulls his sweats and boxers down just enough for his cock to spring free. a groan sounds through his chest when he wraps a hand around the base of his cock, gently applying pressure.

he continues to jack himself off in a slow, almost antagonizing pace, drawing out low moans from his lips as he watches the video. he slips out a muffled “shit” when he feels himself getting closer to the edge. but he stops and looks over to see wonwoo's form shuffling underneath his blanket and mingyu grins, "come here, hyung."

finally, wonwoo peeks up at him from underneath his blanket with his eyes squinted and lips pressed into a straight line.

"I wasn't expecting you to take what i said seriously," wonwoo mutters, pushing himself up and off of the bed as he walks exactly five steps to reach mingyu's bed.

the younger chuckles, scooting over so his hyung could have space to sit on. "yeah, well, i wouldn't really pass on getting off."

"of course you wouldn't, you horndog."

"you're not any better, hyung." mingyu says, leaning over to nip at wonwoo's neck. "you wouldn't be joining me right now if you weren't."

wonwoo bites back a moan, not wanting to give mingyu the satisfaction. "whatever," he mutters, eyes glued to the laptop between them as he watches the men on screen humping each other.

mingyu though, has long forgotten about the video. how could he even look at anything else when his pretty wonwoo hyung was here, dick straining against his shorts pretending like mingyu isn’t affecting him.

he hums in satisfaction when wonwoo gasps when his hands slip inside his shorts to cup at his clothed erection. “you always sound so pretty, hyung.” mingyu grins against the older boy’s neck. he tugs down the older boy’s shorts, grinning when wonwoo’s hard cock slaps against his abdomen.

“holy shit, gyu.” he pulls his face away and brings his arms up to wrap round mingyu’s neck, hands finding its way to mingyu’s hair to tug at the black locks. he leans in and presses their lips together for a hot and wet kiss.

mingyu feels the other boy moaning into the kiss when he flicks his wrist in the way he knows wonwoo likes it when he reaches the head of his cock, thumb running over the slit to spread the precome down his length.

he feels wonwoo’s hands grip slip down to his shoulders, nails digging into his skin before he feels a hand wrapped around his own cock.

“hyung,” mingyu grunts, pulling away from the kiss to press their foreheads together. wonwoo chuckles breathlessly as he starts to fuck his fist around mingyu’s cock. “oh, fuck.” 

they continue to jack each other off, mingyu’s laptop long forgotten. their pace began to get sloppy, a telltale sign that they were both nearing their climax. “hyung, shit. shit,” mingyu was always the louder one in bed but he knew wonwoo loved him that way. 

“mingyu-yah,” wonwoo breathes, chest heaving as mingyu fists his cock faster, helping him reach his high. “together,” he mumbles.

“what?”

“wanna come together,” 

mingyu grunts at wonwoo’s words and lets go of the older’s cock. wonwoo whines at the loss but mingyu pushes him flat down on the bed, tugging off his sweatpants and boxers before tugging of wonwoo’s. 

“i got you, hyung.” he hovers over the older boy, leaning in to kiss him before pressing their foreheads together. “i got you.”

an obscene moan slips past wonwoo’s lips when mingyu presses their cocks together, his large hand wrapping around them. “fuck, gyu. please,” he whines and mingyu obliges, fisting their throbbing cocks.

the feeling of wonwoo’s cock pressed against his has mingyu’s mind reeling, moans slipping past his own lips. wonwoo wasn’t any better, his moans getting louder as he bucks his hips up to meet mingyu’s hand and impossibly pressing their cocks closer together.

it doesn’t take long before wonwoo’s cock starts twitching in mingyu’s hold and the familiar knot forms in mingyu’s stomach. “watch,” he grunts as he picks up the pace and the two of them look down where they’re pressed together.

“you ready, hyung?” he asks the older boy. 

wonwoo nods eagerly, whines getting higher in pitch as his legs start to shake. “cum.” he breathes out and mingyu lets go of all inhibitions and cums all over his hand and both of their cocks, wonwoo following soon after with strings of fuck, fuck, fucks and mingyu’s name falling from his lips.

mingyu slows down his ministrations to let themselves ride their highs, groaning at the sight of their cum covered cocks in his hand.  

[harfanfare]

I saw this post and I was wondering if you write Malleus' too, is okay for you to make that?

How to win a heart of Malleus Draconia?

a/n: I started posting my writings here because I want to improve my English — so I technically wouldn't make this request. But! Someone on Wattpad (where I take requests) asked for the same thing, so I rolled up my sleeves and wrote this guide today in both languages. Enjoy~

1. Don't be afraid of him.

It is said that the first impression is the most important.

So when you first saw this guy walking through the corridor of Diasomnia, it was hard for you to get rid of that view from your head.

Illuminated both by the green magic flames set in the lobby, as well as by the moon, which eventually managed to break through the dark clouds and with a bright glow appear in the windows of the dormitory, he seemed... lonely and beautiful.

You shuddered as you took a step down the hallway and the dark-haired man turned to you. He measured you with his emerald eyes. And then you recognized him; all the conversations about the mysterious and fearsome Malleus Draconia flew through your head.

Everything told you to rush towards the hallway and run as far as possible, but a piece of you found it inappropriate. Or rather, no one would want to chase everyone away from themself... right?

When you realized you were looking at him for a while, you took a deep breath and nod slightly.

"Good evening, Draconia-san," you said quickly. After a while you added, "The moon is beautiful today, don't you think?”

 2. Smile a lot.

Today was a really wonderful day: the test was postponed, your favorite dish was given in the canteen, and for some reason, the last two lessons were canceled – your class had to make just a quick note about a topic and it took less than fifteen minutes.

"Something happened?" Malleus asked, seeing how almost in the jumps you walk past him. When you looked at him, he added, "You smile a lot.”

"I can stop smiling if you want," you made a sad face, but after a while, the corners of your mouth began to tremble uncontrollably and twisted up again. "Oops, I can’t. Today... it was such a good day... that I think I'm slowly using my life's happiness.”

"I didn't say that smiling is bad," he said. "You look so much better when you smile.”

"Oh," you sighed with apparent surprise. "Is it a compliment?"

"It’s rather a fact..?"

 3. From time to time visit him during club activities.

"Is this a class of the ‘Gargoyle research society club’?” with a deaf knock you opened the door. Malleus turned to you, making a break from browsing through the materials gathered in the library about the history of each of the gargoyles on the school grounds. And there were a lot of them.

"Yes," he replied briefly, getting up. "Do you need something, [Name]?"

"Not at all, my club don’t have a meeting today," you said, closing the door behind you.

You looked around: the room was as clean as ever, except for one desk, where were laid several huge volumes about statues in NRC.

“Are you here alone?” You said before you thought. You lowered your eyes to see Malleus nodding unconcerned slightly. You blinked several times trying to think of what else you could say. "This room... could be a secret base," that was the first thing that came to your mind. Malleus turned his head to one side, uncertain of your response.

“A secret base..? Why?”

"I have no idea," you admitted quickly. "But the very existence of a mysterious point is interesting, isn't it? Doing normal things, such as watching movies or just talking, seems more interesting in places like this,” After a moment of silence, you sighed. "You know what, this idea with the base is stupid”

"We can try," he replied with serious tone. You raised your eyes to see how he looked around the room. "But you'll just have to explain this idea to me in more detail. We can also tell Lilia, Silver and Sebek about it...” he smiled as if seeing your five together in his thoughts was a pleasure. "It will be surely... fun.”

 4. Get yourself a Tamagotchi.

"Look!" you spin a new key chain on your finger. You finally stopped and showed it to Malleus. "Now they are matching!”

A small electronic toy, in a dark green screen that, when it flashed, showed a virtual, pixelated animal. You were impressed with how good quality it was made, especially since you only gave the Shroud brothers a sketch of a toy that Malleus owned.

Your keychain was exactly the same, just a different color and with another pet.

Malleus pulled out his own device and put it on the table. He pressed one of the buttons and a small pet appeared on the keychain – a dragon.

"They can now be friends," you brought your toy closer to so-called Gao-Gao Dragon-kun.

"Do you think so?" He asked in a very surprised tone, but it sounded as if in a moment he were about to burst out with an inexplicably joyful and surprised laugh.

"Of course. Everyone needs a decent friend, no?”

 5. Gain the trust of Lilia, Silver and Sebek.

Lilia, one of Malleus' closest people. It is much more likely that you will meet him before Malleus. He will be very proud when he learns that Malleus has found a friend. If you become a taster of Lilia, in terms of his pastries, he will 100% like you, and at 20% you will leave the kitchen alive and well.

Silver, who has mastered the art of sleeping in any conditions. It's easy to get him into your plans, although with the craziest ones he will hesitate. Rather well-disposed towards everyone, he can cover for you when you are not in class— but he usually inadvertently falls asleep and both of you often have penal assignments after school.

Sebek, faithful to Malleus, if he doesn't like you, you won't have too many opportunities to stay by Malleus's side without a thunderous glances at you. He will recognize you if you will listen carefully to his monologues about his master and as a sign of your friendship, he will teach you by heart of all the titles and achievements of Malleus so far.

With this trio by your side, you can get a lot further than you might have imagined...

 6. Be a master in hide and seek.

You’d give your right arm that your breath was too loud.

You pressed your hands to your mouth as you crouched in the corner of the room.

From whose voices you already heard, you knew that Lilia had already found Sebek. This meant that you or Silver would still be helping cook dinner since Malleus didn’t come at the start of the game.

This may seem silly, but the ability to play classic games was one of the elements of the art of survival in Diasomnia.

It was thanks to games like ‘stone-paper-scissors’, hide and seek or tag that household chores fell on the shoulders of the losers. Lilia loved the idea, and there was always a proud smile on his lips when he saw his beloved children play together.

You heard the steps behind you and shivered.

Very slowly you turned around and looked up to see Malleus standing over you and wondering what you were doing, crouching in the darkest corner of the room.

Puns were also included in the survival pack.

Fearing that Lilia would hear your whisper, you put your finger on your mouth, asking him not to say a word. You put a begging eye into it – all but not cooking with Lilia. Not again.

Malleus nodded, recognizing the gravity of the situation, although he smiled.

Really, no one would want Malleus to be an enemy.

Or at least in such a situation.

 7. Do not hesitate to ask him for help with learning.

"In theory, you should focus on the space around you," Malleus pulled a wand in front of him. It flashed, and almost at the same time, a thin but incredibly strong protective barrier was created around him. “Weaker spells can be reflected. In turn, the stronger ones are better to block”

You nodded understandingly.

Defensive magic was not something easy to understand. Most depended on the person against whom the counter spell was being prepared. And there are countless people who walk on this Earth and want to start fights.

"Unique spells block or avoid physically," he continued. You nodded at every subsequent sentence, slowly feeling like all the lessons are eventually gaining transparency. “Using unique magic against unique magic, the stronger will win, both will lead to explosions or completely reduce.

He looked at you when you wrote down the last sentence in your notebook.

"I sincerely hope that you will only need this information in class," he said with a sigh. "If you need help, call me. I will come. I promise.”

 8. Sometimes be persuaded to wear extravagant clothes.

"Do you really think it suits me?" you turned around, looking at yourself from every possible angle in the mirror.

You were going to the theater in a few classes to see some era-related play that you've been discussing now in history lessons. Everyone, respecting the reputation, actions and achievements of theatre, dressed in their best clothes.

Malleus stood next to you.

He was already wearing a black and white outfit with green accessories. They all worked so well together and fitted him like a glove that you were sure that the whole outfit was made especially for him.

"Yes," he replied. "Everything you put on today suited you very well.”

Once again, with critical eyesight, you looked at the outfit, face and hair, before you quickly turned off the lights in the room and closed the door behind you.

Then you smiled at Malleus.

"We can go now," you said. You made your way through the portal to the main NRC building. "And... thank you for your help.

"My pleasure," he said. Under no circumstances was it just a polite formula. He really loved looking at you.

 9. Invite him to your birthday/party.

"Another break from school soon, huh?" — you muttered, leaning against the railing.

You took a deep breath and let the fresh, pleasant air refresh you.

"Are you going to home, [Name]?" Malleus asked. Green lights were still flying around him, so you guessed he’d just appeared here.

"I haven't decided yet," you sighed. "It would be nice to go home, but the break won't be very long... Ah, that's right!” you straightened up and turned to him. "How about spending another break together? As soon as I can, I will contact my family... although I cannot promise anything.”

Though he did not show it, Malleus' heart beat a little faster.

Spend free time? With someone? With someone he likes?

"Of course," he sounded less calm than he thought. He wasn’t often invited anywhere, even for the things he should have been on, so there was a lot of excitement growing in his body. "I don't see anything against it.”

 10. From "The Great Malleus Draconia-sama" to "Love".

"Ah, The Great Malleus-sama!" you sighed theatrically, taking from him a box of chocolates with a joyful smile. You could promise that because of this dark-haired boy here, you slowly become pampered. "Thank you for your generosity!”

Malleus frowned.

"The Great Malleus-sama"..?” he pondered, putting his fingers to his chin. "Did Sebek told you again to call me with this title?"

"No," you laughed softly at his reaction. "I did it out of curiosity. Maybe I could call you some cute nickname, hmm?" you smiled mischievously.

"For example?"

"By adding ‘-chan’ to your name?” you turned on your phone and typed something related to the nicknames. You started reading suggestions and struggled to hold back from laughing. ” ’Sunshine’, ‘star’, ‘flower’, ‘sweetheart’, ‘love’...

"I like the last one," he said, and the invisible force stung you to the ground.

"Would you like me to call you like that? Out of curiosity or out of love?" You laughed, but your cheeks were all red with blushes.

He smiled sincerely at your reaction.

"Hmm, I wonder..?"

[taeyeonsb]

txt and twice 🥺

oohohh u have a crush on me >3<

txt <3

✦ my first bias: taehyun and soobin

✦ my current bias(es): ....ill let u figure that out babe

✦ my album and/or era ranking (or favorite of each): [screams] this is hard. the dream chapter: magic and minisode1 blour are definitely tied for first. tdc magic is just so important .. long hair taehyun..long hair hueningkai.....RUN AWAY ???????? angel or devil ........ magic island..cwjltma.. its literally full of the best songs ever made. blour was my first txt era so it will always be special<3 in addition to that . its a perfect album , like i can sit down and loop my blour cd for ten hours. i have done that. multiple times. like once a week. ghosting ..[falls to the floor] wishlist is pretty good<3

then ...... its basically neck and neck with all the others and i dont have the emotional capacity to pick <3 i would like to instead take this space to list some of my favorite txt songs in no particular order: wishlist , nap of a star , frost , eyes, wishlist , trust fund baby , cat&dog , ghosting , dear sputnik , eternally , anti romantic , no rules , cant you see me , wishlist , puma , loser lover , 0x1 lovesong , 0x1 lovesong jp ver. thamk u for ur time

✦ how i got into them: i found them in the [redacted] tag. and then kept seeing their early tiktoks on my pinterest page, namely soobin running into the metal pole and taehyun in the mirror. i think i watched both of them at least 30 times, hence the first bias situation. also i saw a gen z idol comp and yeonjun dropped the pasta and i think i screm laughed for like 30 mins straight at that

✦ which member would be my best friend: hueningkai and i know this for several reasons: first and foremost bc im obsessed with him and he'd adore that , second that i would sew him any plush he wanted , third that i make a million jokes a minute and he loves laughing

✦ something i associate with them (or with a bias/any member): cowboy hats and crocs. alexa play be the cowboy by mitski , i associate hueningkai with plushies and hoodies and laughter and marshmallows and headphones and pretty green grass and the >3< kissy face , and i associate soobin with da da da da da da da da da da 🐬. taehyun with tdc magic and all magic and sour patch kids and (ofc) cheese tteokbokki and cats and math :(

twiceeeeee

✦ my first bias: jihyo !!!!!! my first cb with them was dance the night away so i think everyone can understand me..that 1 stage where she wore a red dress..gn

✦ my current bias(es): chaeyoung + sana .. theyre just so beloved (read: unhinged) literallly wig group fighting

✦ my album and/or era ranking (or favorite of each): they have SO MANY ERAS BCVNCV so ill list some of my favorites <3 yes or yes, heart shaker, what is love, i can't stop me, like ooh-ahh , bdz . FAVE TITLE IS HEART SHAKER <3

shoutout to more& more for orange sana..gotta be one of my favorite genders🤞 fav albums overall are fancy you , yes or yes, and summer nights the bside game is absolutely insane !!!!!!!!!!! girls like us , after moon , shot thru the heart .................. they are so so so very important. also one in a million is [falls to the floor] every so often i will just watch their live performance in japan and cry

✦ how i got into them: during what is love era !! one of my bestfriends at the time would do twice dances across the room in compsci from me and we'd watch their mvs together hehe

✦ which member would be my best friend: probably nayeon .. i think we'd have a time making hilarious jokes and bothering everyone...also i want to hold her hands

✦ something i associate with them (or with a bias/any member): candy !!!!! their lightstick..candy..candy pop..nayeon candy floss.........i associate tzuyu with yoda ZXNCZ shes so cute and i associate sana with microwaves because shes insane .. or shall i call her .. insana😇