#NOT THE POINT THO

[eliaspossiblyelio]

Ah yes, the two very comparable things

[robininthewindow]

Holy fuck where are yall finding the daydream hour stuff??? All I can find are ebay listings that I can't afford-

[farewell-in-veil]

uh ppl on team violet dni btw /j

im sorry dom captivated me w/ his good looks and "dont let me down <3" so uhh as much as i luv valk,,,

[greaserink]

When I get my visa (and if you're ever up for it of course 🙇) i wouldn't mind meeting up for like a concert or something and hangout afterwards. You seem like such a cool person to hangout with i like your vibes (⁠*⁠﹏⁠*⁠;⁠)

hey! i wouldn't mind that either!! Though it would have to be in Utah or Nevada, but i'd hold ya to it, boss. there's a lot 'o places in the Salt Lake Valley I know where the punks hang if you're down for such things!

[amaya-writes]

i don't even like BTS but I saw ONE edit of Jungkook in Qatar and the maladaptive daydreaming hit-

whyyy

[sscarred-starss]

mutuals help I can't decide which one I wanna change our phones background to

they're all Swiss, plus Aether in one of them, bc hes (Swiss) my partner from our partner system. didn't make any of these!!! found em on pinterest

[franeridart]

more dragon

[nouverx]

*proceeds to drink the whole bottle*

Yeah Alastor you're gonna be loved and appreciated wether you want it or not :)

[taijahfern]

duck therapy

part two of this post is here

[inkskinned]

probably time for this story i guess but when i was a kid there was a summer that my brother was really into making smoothies and milkshakes. part of this was that we didn't have AC and couldn't afford to run fans all day so it was kind of important to get good at making Cool Down Concoctions.

we also had a patch of mint, and he had two impressionable little sisters who had the attitude of "fuck it, might as well."

at one point, for fun, this 16 year old boy with a dream in his eye and scientific fervor in heart just wanted to see how far one could push the idea of "vanilla mint smoothie". how much vanilla extract and how much mint can go into a blender before it truly is inedible.

the answer is 3 cups of vanilla extract, 1/2 cup milk alternative, and about 50 sprigs (not leaves, whole spring) of mint. add ice and the courage of a child. idk, it was summer and we were bored.

the word i would use to describe the feeling of drinking it would maybe be "violent" or perhaps, like. "triangular." my nose felt pristine. inhaling following the first sip was like trying to sculpt a new face. i was ensconced in a mesh of horror. it was something beyond taste. for years after, i assumed those commercials that said "this is how it feels to chew five gum" were referencing the exact experience of this singular viscous smoothie.

what's worse is that we knew our mother would hate that we wasted so much vanilla extract. so we had to make it worth it. we had to actually finish the drink. it wasn't "wasting" it if we actually drank it, right? we huddled around outside in the blistering sun, gagging and passing around a single green potion, shivering with disgust. each sip was transcendent, but in a sort of non-euclidean way. i think this is where i lost my binary gender. it eroded certain parts of me in an acidic gut ecology collapse.

here's the thing about love and trust: the next day my brother made a different shake, and i drank it without complaint. it's been like 15 years. he's now a genuinely skilled cook. sometimes one of the three of us will fuck up in the kitchen or find something horrible or make a terrible smoothie mistake and then we pass it to each other, single potion bottle, and we say try it it's delicious. it always smells disgusting. and then, cerimonious, we drink it together. because that's what family does.

[sabh0]

He did not get this.

[galaghiel]

—Evan already forgave you. He loves you.

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[wierdautumn]

my favorite part of the Skulls Everywhere theme is the block menu

[roe-oo]

hey. cubfan fireworks ender dragon fight.

[bixels]

Scary Sunset.

I'm concepting things way outta order in this story, but I'm sure you can piece things together. Context is for a storybeat where, after defeating and capturing Adagio (thus having all three sirens in her possession), Sunset enacts her revenge plot to release the sirens on Canterlot as Thea discovers she's been manipulated. In a confrontation, the two scuffle and fight over the siren orbs while Sunset struggles with her conflicting wants and emotions.

[ryllen]

d a m n , i t ' s ' i ' ... not 'we' i guess everybody can perish now