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sungurtekin · 2 years ago
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Black -Green Friday opportunies!
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shanklin · 3 months ago
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Stan and Ford never actually lose contact after the summer. Sure they don’t talk as much as they used to and it’s a bit lonely but some time apart did them good!
Ford tries not to be hurt by the fact that Stan was doing so well without him and found friends of his own the moment Ford’s presence stopped holding him back.
Ford also tried not to be hurt by the fact that Stanley refuses to come visit them. Even when their father called and ordered them to take Stan off his back for a summer, Stan wouldn’t budge. He made other plans with his new friends, who were normal and fun and nothing like Stanford.
Ford still only had one single friend to call his own. Don’t get him wrong, Ford loves Fiddleford but he made one big miscalculation when he told Stan to go back to New Jersey alone. Fiddleford wasn’t Stanley. There is no possible way for him to fill the void that Stan left behind.
Ford ignores Stan’s calls for three weeks straight after Stan refuses their father’s order to visit them the first time. 
Three weeks and one day later he picks up the phone and lets Stan apologize and make up excuses. He’s too tired of missing Stan to argue. If their calls are all Stan could spare for him, Ford will take them, those little scabs that, just for a couple of minutes, make him feel whole again.
Just like always they end their calls by slapping their palms against the phone in a makeshift high six and hang up. 
Stanford cries for a long time after.
Another year passes and Ford is pissed. Fine. If Stan won’t visit him, he’ll go to New Jersey himself and knock some sense into the knucklehead.
Grunkle Dipper and Grauntie Mabel ask him if he’s sure. They know how hard it was for Ford in New Jersey with all the bullies but Ford waves them off. He’s 14 now, almost 15, not a little kid and he managed just fine living in Jersey for the first 11 years of his life.
He doesn’t tell them that the only reason he survived those years was because of Stanley’s fierce protection.
Ford is pissed at Stan but he’s also excited to finally see his brother again. He’s gonna surprise him and then yell at him and then hug and go to the beach and see how the Stan o’ War is doing. Stan told him he made some improvements and he is excited about what ridiculous upgrade Stan came up with.
When they finally arrive at the pawnshop they’re met with police cars and an ambulance. The paramedics carry out a body bag and Stan is let out by the police in handcuffs. 
Stan's eyes widen in surprise but his expression closes off not a moment later. 
Everything happens in a blurr. 
His father is dead. His brother in custody and they’re being questioned by the police. 
Grunkle Dipper and Grauntie Mabel do most of the talking while Ford is not listening, hiding his hands in his pockets and looking at the ground.
“I want to see my brother.” is the only thing he manages to say. He ignores the concerned looks the adults give each other. He’s here to see Stanley and nothing else.
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Then, finally, he gets his wish after days of waiting.
The social worker leads him to Stanley and tells him that she managed to get them some time to talk in private. 
It’s the first time in three years that Ford gets a good look at his twin. He’s not sure he likes what he sees. 
Stan is bigger than him, has more muscles. But not the kind you get from boxing. The kind you get from doing hard labor for a long period of time. Stan mentioned a part time job at the docks but now Ford fears there was more to this than Stan let on. Much much more, looking at the new scars Stan never mentioned. There was one on his forehead. One on his arms, a hidden one on his shoulder. Ford dreads to know what else Stan is hiding.
The worst part, however, is how despite all the muscles and scars Stan looks small. Pitiful even. It’s unsettling the way he won’t meet the social worker's eyes, the way he shies away from her kind touch. It’s nothing like the Stan he remembers. Nothing like the Stan he's been talking to for at least once a week for the past three years.
The social worker leaves them alone with a reassuring smile and Ford tries to find the right words. He thought this would be easy. That they would be able to talk with each other just like they always did.
“Stan-” Ford starts unsure of how to continue. Luckily Stan is two steps ahead and moves in for a hug. Okay that's good. Ford can do a hug. Ford opens his arms to let his brother in, only for Stan to open Ford's jacket and inspect the inside.
Ford blinks, arms still open.
“What are you doing, Stanley?” Ford asks, bewildered.
“Checking for bugs, genius.” 
Stan's voice had lost the quiver that had made him so pitiful just a moment earlier and took on an irritated and condescending tone instead.
He lets go of Ford's jacket as if he touched something especially nasty and throws himself into one of the many chairs in the meeting room and leans back. 
“Guess the bitch really did tell the truth, huh?”
Stan stares out of the window and frowns. 
“So what the fuck are you doing here? Pretty sure I told you I was busy again this summer.”
“Stanley..what happened to you? What did you do?”
Stan leans forward, looks deep into Ford's eyes and grins.
“Nothing they can prove.”
Stan laughs and keeps on laughing as Ford tries to make sense of it all.
Stan is mocking him. Just like their former classmates, just like the bullies.
Ford storms out and refuses to talk about the meeting.
Grauntie Mabel and Grunkle Dipper keep throwing each other concerned looks and Ford knows they're not only for him, but also for Stanley.
His brother has everyone fooled. He pretends to be a victim, hurt and afraid, telling lies about their father abusing him. He makes a show of it during the hearings and has the adults wrapped around his little finger. Some, Grauntie Mabel and Grunkle Dipper included, shed tears for him.
Stanford just watches and seethes. What game is Stan playing here? Why is he doing this?
In the end they let Stan go, judging their fathers death as an accident. 
Before they leave for Oregon Mabel sends them both on an errant run, which Ford knows is just supposed to function as some more bonding time between him and his brother.
The moment Stan leaves the adult's sight he drops his charade and stops looking like a kicked puppy.
“You never answered my question. What the fuck are you guys doing here?”
“We came to visit you, but clearly we shouldn’t have bothered. You were doing all so great by yourself it seems.”
“You only got that now? After I spent the last three years coming up with weak excuses not to see you?” Stan laughs. “And they call me the dumb one.”
Ford flushes in anger but holds it in. It makes no sense. If Stan really didn’t want anything to do with him, why the frequent calls? Why bother pretending missing Ford and all the apologies for not visiting. If Stan really didn’t care he would’ve just ignored him completely. It would’ve been easy.
Stan moves to leave but Ford grabs his arm and holds him back.
“Stan, enough with the lies. Tell me what’s really going on. Whatever it is, we can figure it out together. As a team.”
Stan twirls around and pushes Ford hard against a wall. For a moment he looks around at the empty street before gritting his teeth and almost growling.
“Don’t touch me, you freak!”
Ford barely registers the words as he kneels over from a punch to the gut.
Stan walks away and this time Ford lets him.
It’s the last time Ford sees his twin for a very very long time.
If only Ford had followed Stan that day, secretly stalked him through the hidden alleyways and closed off passageways. 
He would’ve seen Stan enter an abandoned building guarded by armed men on each side. 
And if he listened closely he would’ve heard Stan shouting for a man named Rico to show himself and demand to see the kids.
But Ford doesn’t follow Stan and so he will never find out what that was all about. 😌
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“Where are the kids Rico?! If you did anything to them I swear-”
Rico throws up his hands, feigning innocence.
“Relax, Stanley, relax. I’m a man of my word. I don’t hurt kids.” Rico puts an arm around Stan's shoulder. Stan tries to wiggle out but Rico holds firmly in place. “I’m not like your dear old Pa, after all”
Rico slaps Stan on the back and ruffles his hair. 
“You’re welcome by the way.”
Stan uses the moment to put some distance between them and glares at the stronger man. 
“You nearly got me put in jail for murder!”
Rico grins and spreads his arms.
“I had full faith in you getting yourself out of it, my boy. And the show you put on? Simply wonderful. I almost shed a tear myself at your performance!”
“Where. Are. The. Kids. Rico?!”
Rico sighs and waves his hand. Some of his henchmen lead two kids, a couple years younger than Stan himself, into the room. The moment they see Stan they shout his name and run up to hug him. Stan holds both of them tightly in his arms.
“I missed you, dude!” The boy cries and hides his head inside Stan's shirt while the red headed girl glares at Rico standing behind Stan.
Stan looks them over and smiles.
“Soos, did you take good care of your sister?” Soos rubs his eyes and nods. Stan looks at Wendy, who gives him a thumbs up.
“Yes, very touching. Now let’s discuss business. I need all three of you on a plane to New Mexico in about 2 hours.”
All three of them? 
“What's the catch?”
There is no way Rico would let them go just like that. He must know they’ll run away the moment he lets them leave.
“There’s no catch. Do your job and no one gets hurt. If you choose to betray me though and run away.” Rico pulls out a knife and tips it underneath Stan's chin. Stan pulls Soos and Wendy behind his back. “Well I might just have to let my frustrations out on your dear twin. You two look so much alike, he’ll do nicely as a replacement.”
Stan snorts but schools his features and takes on a worried look.
“Eh, boss.” One of the henchmen butts in.
“Pines just beat up his brother before coming here. I don’t think that threat is gonna work”
Rico rolls his eyes and throws up his hands. 
“See what morons I have to deal with on a daily basis?” He tells Stan and then turns around to the henchman.
“He was obviously acting, you idiot.”
“Oh believe me. That wasn’t an act. You did your research. My family abandoned me. Hurt me. Why the fuck should I care about what happens to them?”
Stan takes both Soos and Wendy by the hand and drags them towards the entrance.
“But who am I to tell you how to do your business? So we’ll be off catching that plane and all that.”
Rico snorts.
“Oh Stanley, you’re a gambling man just like myself. That’s why I like you, but you’re a bit too young to fool me just yet. You will do just as instructed or it’ll be your brother who suffers. Maybe we’ll cut off his hands and sell them to one of those tourist trap freak shows. That way you can visit him while I’m hunting you down for betraying me.
Stan stops walking and deflates.
“Good boy.”
Selfish Shellfish AU - Masterpost
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everywaythatmatters · 6 months ago
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Head empty no thoughts just adolin and kal being besties
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thecatundertheladder · 7 months ago
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We, as a society, should start considering that Wu, Garmadon, and Lloyd should be part dragon part changeling in mlp aus
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rubyfirenight · 5 months ago
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So i just found out that Cpt Price can canonaclly speak Fluent German in his eailer versions of his character.
That got me thinking, how many languages does this motherfucker know? And that derailed into a personal headcanon that Price just knows a lot of random languages.
Like, imagine him getting a concussion and him filtering through a couple dozen random ass languages trying to get back to english.
Soap is probaly laughing his ass off and its all fun and games until he starts bareting him in Gealic.
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isjasz · 2 years ago
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Could we get some more origins shenanigans? Maybe a mumbo?
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[Day 61]
Origins mumbo jumbolio be upon ye but make him TINY!!!!!1!1 >:D
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kingofthecapybaras · 2 years ago
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the castle :]
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danrifics · 2 years ago
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guys im so sorry in my eyes dan can never do anything cringe, i love him forever
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helen-birb · 9 months ago
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We Introduce to you Tonight, The Queen of the Duskgloom Sea, That Precious Emerald, Black Pearl Cookie~!
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Look at this absolutely gorgeous art I got from @pixeldemonia, LOOK AT IT! It's so pretty and cute and its of my girl preforming a show!! HAAHAHHAHKSAH!
You bet your ass i'm behind stage cheering her on, like yeah that's my girl!
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Another fic that I'd LOVE to get around to writing is based more in a concept for me and Addams Family Values is to blame - I would have loved it if Debbie survived and their relationship was her trying to kill Fester with various elaborate plans and him being DELIGHTED and SO SUPPORTIVE of his murderous wife!!!! But the perfect couple in BNHA for that would be KiriBaku and haven't written for either of them before.
Also there's no plot. Just campy slapstick murder attempts.
It would have to be some kind of arranged marriage au where Bakugou is PISSED about it and constantly trying to kill his groom-to-be but it never works because Kiri is too indestructible. Kiri thinks the whole thing is great and loves that his future husband is so confident in setting his boundaries (and traps).
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boatemboys · 10 months ago
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Tumblr user boatemboys is there anything you'd like to say
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can u tell im on my period tumblr user sobredunia
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humanvibesstore · 3 months ago
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1 Year = 365 Opportunities
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😊Every day is a new adventure!
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av-multifangan · 6 months ago
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*Sets up a Ouija Board* Hey Cass are you there? What's it like being a spooky ghost
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[If it's not clear, we're going to be taking dead characters off the table for Q&A questions for the duration of the game, but our post-game Q&A will allow people to ask them questions again! Additionally, we're going to hold off on additional Q&A asks until the end of the chapter. Rest assured, though, no matter the outcome of the chapter, we will answer any asks that have been sent in at this point. -V]
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elliotchen-apologist · 1 year ago
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happy month alphabet people 🙏
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jimiscribif · 2 years ago
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i did a thing
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riveroverthesky · 2 years ago
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To this day I will never understand the "Do not take someone to X restaurant on a first date" Like, why not? I'm not interested in testing how much someone can afford to spend on food, the meal is just an excuse for you to talk and figure out if you're compatible. You can have a first date at a hotdog stand, and if it turns out to be the best day of your life, then who gives a fuck?
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