#Pay Me And Leave :^))))))))

[icewindandboringhorror]

(also feel free in the tags to clarify Why you made the choice you made!! :0c)

[micamone]

hewwo

[keplerspacecraftofficial]

imagine ur doing 90 in a 55, ur water just broke, u arent even trying to get to the hospital about it youre trying to get away from your ex man (who is also your girl) who is also the fucking traffic cop trying to arrest you for speeding and also some unrelated stuff (the only reason he hasnt called a full on car chase is because he thinks you're pregnant with his kid) (its not his kid, you specifically picked his boss as your sperm donor to make said boss’s life hell) and you have a pretty good idea about what the last couple hours of commander wake's life was like

[nekrosmos]

They're going on a date 👍​

[sunlight-shunlight]

i don't have an excuse for this. woe. young solas be upon ye.

[shushmal]

eddie term of endearment guy. steve term of light degradation guy.

and steve ofc picks up obscure dnd monster names, starts calling eddie shit like bridge troll and nasty orc man. upgrades over the years to nilbog and rot grub and gelatinous cube and flumph. eddie gets hit with froghemoth the day he forgot to pull the chicken out of the freezer and is both annoyed and turned on.

[mikeluciraphgabe]

Time travel AU where Dean gets sent back to a moldy hotel with 6 year old sticky baby Sammy bawling his eyes out because ‘Deedee left’ and his daddy/mom/older brother instincts kick in to 100% percent and scoops baby boy up and swaddled him until Sam stops crying

Sammy: Deedee!

Dean, ready to fight god again for the fact this perfect little baby child boy goes through all of that: That’s right, it’s me Deedee.

Sammy: why are you big.

Dean: Because I’m cool.

Sammy:

Sammy: Daddy I’m hungry.

Dean, who lowkey forgot Sam used to call him that because of all the shit that happened, he just forgot: *THIS close to crying* okay let’s go get dinner

-

Younger 9/10 year old Dean gets thrown into present day to older Sam and Cas looking frantic of around the bunker for Dean and just goes “Holy shit Sammy you got big”

Sam: Dean? What the fuck? Again?

Dean, with a little lisp because he’s missing his front tooth: Don’t curse, that shits bad for your teeth

Cas: *looking to the ceiling and sighs*

Sam: .. right. How old are you? 8?

Dean, very malnourished but boy is he offended by that: Bitch I’m 11.

Sam, eyes narrowed:

Dean: *also narrowing his eyes* .. Sammy you need to sleep

Sam: what-

Dean: *drags this 260some pound man to a random room and tucks him in - both Sam and Cas too caught off guard to do anything about it*

[blueskittlesart]

social media monetization is literally incredible i love earning $30 for complaining about college

[ragnarockz]

YOU KNOW WHAT? *wiggles gay fingers around your laptop* you have to write a breeding kink Maya x Reader one shot now. get to it 🔫

😌🙏🏻💛🔒

Maaaaaaannnnnnnnnnn Ms. Maya just get us all knocked up while you're at it because jesus fucking christ 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🥵🥵🥵🥵🫠🫠🫠

You were slightly taken aback with how brazen Maya was being with you in her office. Matt had barely let the door close behind him, and Maya already had you pushed forward against her desk.

You couldn't help but moan as she bent you over; knocking over her stack of papers. They fluttered to the floor, but neither of you really cared, not when she was actively pulling your pants down and pulling your underwear to the side.

"Fuck, Maya..."

You hiss out through your teeth as you try to brace yourself somehow, some way on the flat surface. There's nowhere to cling or grip onto; no mercy for you to take into your hands. You hear her laugh under her breath above you and then feel her nails before her fingers.

She rakes them up and down your folds and to your clit. She's getting you wet and ready to take her; to have her cock inside of you. You can hardly wait as you breathe out through your mouth and spread your legs a little wider. You know the second Maya pushes into you, you'll be unsteady on your feet and buckle forward.

You do it because you know it turns her on. You know Maya likes to see you this way; helpless and begging as she ruts into you.

"You've been such a good little assistant to me lately. I thought I'd give you a gift..."

Your heart is hammering in your ears at her words. This was new territory for both of you. A gift was not something Maya had ever spoken about, nor expected to receive. You laid in wait to find out what the gift was, but not without hearing the zipper of her pants come undone behind you.

"Please, Maya...please..."

You whine softly against the table and push your hips back. You're showing her you're ready; telling her that she can use you whenever she feels like it. You know that Maya is pursing her lips in the smuggest way possible at the sight of you.

Needy and desperate; wanting more than just her fingers rubbing over your pussy and clit.

"I'm going to give you what you always wanted from me... something you've been too embarrassed to ask for, but that's fine... I know exactly what my Sweet Girl needs from me..."

Her words are like a spark igniting inside of you; shooting right down to your clit. You let out a moan against her desk and push your hips back again. You want her to fuck you senseless now. You want to feel her stretch you out and make you a complete mess of yourself. Human turned putty under her guise.

"Please...please give it to me..."

You hear her chuckle under her breath and feel the tip of her cock suddenly rub up and down your wet folds as she collects what you've already given her from just her fingers dancing over your warm skin. Her response comes out deep and slow; making sure you hear every single word of what she has to say.

"You don't even know what 'it' is, do you, Sweet Thing? You want Daddy's cock to cum inside that sweet pussy of yours and put a baby inside of you...don't you?"

Your mind bends to the extreme before it snaps and leaves you moaning pathetically into the wood underneath you. Your body is already shaking, and your legs are starting to tremble. You can feel your inner muscles release and then contract around nothing; milking a phantom of what should be inside of you right now.

That is, if Maya wasn't teasing you to no end on top of telling you, she wanted to knock you up.

You almost flip yourself over to face her, but a steady hand comes down to press into your lower back and hold you still against the table. She doesn't want you running off or getting any ideas.

Maya wants to knock you up.

That's her gift to you.

"That's it, Baby, just relax... Daddy is gonna pump his load into you and fill up that pretty womb of yours..."

You hear her voice crack as she starts to lose herself a little too; obviously getting off on this just as much as you are. You make a quick mental note of that; a new secret you've found out about her. You file it away just as she pushes her cock in past your wet folds and into your pussy.

Her pussy.

She's claimed it over and over again, both with words and appendages. Fingers, tongue, toys. She's filled you up multiple times, and this was no exception. Although, you had to admit, this felt a little different than all those times before.

"That's it, my pretty little thing...you take my cock so well...I know how badly you want to see your womb extend...your tits get fucking bigger...you've been thinking about that lately, haven't you? You've been thinking of me giving you all of that, haven't you? You dirty little slut."

Your moan strangles in your throat as you try to catch your breath on her vivid words. You rock your hips backwards to fuck her; fuck the cock she's giving you. This is your way of thanking Maya for her gift. At work. In her office. Bent over her desk. In a semi-public area. Half dressed and vulnerable.

You don't even realize it's happening until there's just too much of what you at first think is your own cum seeping out and dripping down your leg. You hadn't noticed any difference in size or texture of the toy rammed up inside of you.

You turn your head slowly as if it was suddenly made of led to catch a glimpse of Maya's crotch. Her hand is close to the base of the harness, and she's moving her hand. She's squeezing her fingers.

She's filling you up just like she said she would.

You instantly snap your hips back and feel the head of her cock press into the back of your cervix; colliding almost with the harness itself and Maya's abdomen. She curses under her breath and releases her hand to give you full attention.

"That's good, Baby...that's really good...taking all my cum inside of you...you'll be pregnant in no time..."

And just when you think that's the end of the line where she can no longer push you over the edge and make you see stars behind your eyelids, you feel her hand snake under you from the side.

Maya's right hand pushes under your body; wiggling it's way with fingers and nails and rings until you feel the palm of her hand pressing up against your lower abdomen. She's pinned herself between you and the desk just so she can literally touch where your womb lies underneath.

That's where it gets too much, and that's where you start to rut against her.

You want more.

You want it to take.

You want to feel your body swell as it takes on the life she's giving you; the milk that will store in your breasts.

"Ohgod...ohfuckmaya...mayafuckme..."

You scream down into the desk as you start to shake and feel the hot pressure between your legs finally release. You're hiccuping as you try to catch your breath and you're aware of everything sensation around you all at once.

Her hand pressed up into your stomach. Her cock still clenched up inside of your cunt. The lube from her ejaculating toy running down the inside of your leg. Her mouth pressed onto your spine as she leaves sloppy kisses against your sweaty skin.

You're slumped now, completely spent as she stays in her position as well. Usually, she would have backed off, pulled out, but not this time.

Maybe she read your mind, but you hear her mumble against your back and feel her hot breath.

"Oh, Baby Girl...I'm not going anywhere until my cum fucking takes..."

[spuffybot]

It will never not be super ridiculous that Buffy had to single-handedly protect the world from demons, raise her teenage sister, manage a household, and work a full time job, all at the age of 22 and everyone around her is like “god Buffy just grow up and deal with it, stop acting like it’s hard.”

[tj-crochets]

To add injury to insult I am apparently allergic to the adhesive on the envelope that was included in the extra medical bill I was sent for my MRI I am okay but oh my gosh

Edit: in a common sense idea that should have occurred to me, oh, about fifteen minutes ago, if you are sensitive to adhesives enough that bandaids leave welts maybe don't lick the adhesive on envelopes. Learn from my mistakes lol

[buttercupshands]

Some unfinished sketches in class bc

bc ep 8 yeah, also I just wanted to sketch something other than isat for now

[deoidesign]

I'm so mad that post was misinformation because there is actually an EXTREMELY important conversation to have about the production schedules artists are forced into. There's no need for exaggeration, the conditions are bad.

I work for webtoon. My publication schedule is weekly. While publishing I'm required 10-15 pages a week. Fully colored.

This means I'm finishing a 150 page fully colored graphic novel every 10-15 weeks.

When my comic is not updating, I am not getting paid. Any time writing, editing, or off is out of my own pocket. I don't get healthcare. They do not provide any assistants. They expect me to promote myself; they chose to deprioritize me before I even launched and gave me an end date half a year in. I never had a chance.

And this is the industry standard! Every company has artists forced into crunch hours, overtime, and burnout. Artists are literally dying early due to it. So many of my friends can't afford to go to the doctor.

It's unsustainable and untenable, and it's also the expectation our audiences have.

If we want to have this conversation, there's plenty of conversation to be had with the realities of the situation. It's bad as is.

[madaqueue]

anyways you and satoru get in an argument so you go to shower by yourself and he sits outside the bathroom door scratching at it like a cat

[sunnyknight-original]

* My brothers never seen a human before

I dont personallyyyy think the college thing is gonna happen with Papyrus (for several reasons-) BUT THAT DOESN’T MEAN I DON’T ENJOY IT A LOT 😭 Him, Asriel, and Frisk all being buddies is really cute.

I DO think Papyrus and Asriel should/could definitely have a/some fun interaction in Deltarune when they both pop up….eventually…

And just Frisk being in Deltarune is something I feel like everyone would enjoy-

Im also a supporter of the Papyrus Is The Knight guild, and I will DIE on this hill until im either proven wrong and I shamefully drag my feet to AO3 where I am forced to dream of what could have been, or proven right and get to freak out about it for the next 30 years of my life. What a butterfly effect

[tapakah0]

Animation commission I guess...

Um... ha-ha, okay, it has been stuck in my head for the whole month, but if I will keep it any more I will explode, I need to busy my brain even more I'd like to take an animation commission. Like, a fully colored, shaded, with lightning, with in-betweens, with the clean line (and background). Up to 5 seconds depending on what you want to get I guess the price may start from 250$ and be higher or less depending on complexity of the details, character or movement (<- of course everything will be negotiated) I never took such commissions before so please be patient with me since I might spend even months ha-ha (really wanna beat this fear of taking something more complex) But I will do my best since it will be first experimental time for me 1. Payment via Boosty after acceptance of the sketch animation (very rough idea) 2. I think I can draw mostly anything (but won't 18+, guro and I can decline something if I feel like I will not like to do it) 3. You must have a reference of the character, I'm not ready to work with something that doesn't have a ref to start working right away 4. Please, properly think of what you'd like to see, I will not make 3 different rough animations of different ideas because you suddenly had another idea ;~;; 5. Note me in dms if you'd like to take commission... (I'd like to move to discord later since it's more comfortable in here) Uh... I have only this as a more or less proper example (it was based on amazing storyboard by yeye23)

Okay, I'll just leave it here if someone really will be interested and will delete if it if it will be decided.... I just feel like my brain is dying if I don't have an enjoyable/stressful more complicated work on a side that demands an attention from me. Have a nice day