Anyway, I am convinced that Erik knew that Pietro was his son both in DOFP and APOCALYPSE because he is not a stupid guy and I think he can do one plus one, then the face he makes when Pietro says "You know, my mom knew a guy that could do that" referring to magnetism and Erik is like:
Erik: Am I your father? Are you my son? HOW MANY CHILDREN DO I HAVE?!
Wanda and Lorna in the corner: ...
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why is Wolverine and the X-Men Pietro so fucking pitiful. Like buddy give up.
Pietro: Oh daddy can I please come home pretty please
Erik: No. Go do more crime for me.
Pietro: Okay Daddy :(
Pietro: Daddy I did more crime may I pleaseee come home now
Erik: No. You're terrible at crime and I hate you. I am disowning you.
Pietro: Fine dad! I hate you too!
Erik: Pietro, I need you to commit more crime for me.
Pietro: Okay daddy, I was never mad at you I lied.
Pietro: Okay I have done the crime like asked.
Erik: Sike. I never loved you. Why can't you be more like your sisters?
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Pietro: *Enters silently through the window at three in the morning*
Erik, turning on the lamp: "Would you like to tell me where were you all this time?"
Pietro: "Uh, I was with Professor Xavier!"
Charles, turning on the other lamp next to Erik: “Do you want to try again?”
Pietro:
Pietro: "Are you... Are you wearing my father's pajama pants?"
Charles: “You're not the one asking the questions here.”
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I know The Whizzer isn't Quicksilver and Scarlet Witch's actual dad, but I still think we should acknowledge him as part of their family. He probably makes a better dad than magneto, honestly. I mean, the whizzer didn't shoot wanda in the head. Magneto sets a low bar, is all I'm saying.
And even if they don't share a blood relationship now, why not add The Whizzer and Nuklo to the family? They may as well be. I mean, not like there's anywhere else I can see them really fitting in.
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Headcanons for being Tony Stark's daughter and dating Pietro Maximoff...
Your relationship stays secret for the first few months. Well actually, it's only really a secret to your dad. You know that your dad - the infamous Tony Stark - will react badly to the news that you're dating Pietro so you swear everyone else to secrecy.
Secret glances across the room as Tony and Steve lead a meeting.
Sneaking off during the meetings to make out in the hall way... You've almost been caught a bunch of times through doing this but the sneaking around is fun.
Pietro makes you happier than you ever thought you could be. Even just a few months in and you're planning your future together.
He's sweet, he's so incredibly sweet to you.
He loves you, loves everything about you. He thinks you're the most beautiful person in the world and he feels so lucky to have you.
The rest of the group have a bet on when Tony finds out and how he finds out.
Nat thinks that Bruce will spill the beans.
Clint thinks he'll walk in on you and Pietro making out.
Wanda thinks that Pietro himself will give the game away by accident.
In fact, it's Peter Parker that gives the game away.
"How long has your daughter been dating Quicksilver? That must be pretty cool, huh? Always got your eye on them sorta thing."
You could've killed Parker.
Tony hunts you both down and he's angry, god he's so pissed off but he's probably more angry that you didn't tell him.
"Dad, you threatened to kill my fourth grade boyfriend! We were kids! Why would I tell you about my serious boyfriend now?"
Pietro tries his best to reason with Tony but he's shit scared of him and runs every time Tony tries to corner him for a chat.
Eventually, Tony manages to pin him down and interrogates him.
"What do you want with my daughter?"
"I care about her, sir. I don't want to hurt her-"
"If you hurt her, I will rip you apart limb from limb-"
"I love her, Tony. I'm not going to hurt her."
When Tony realises the seriousness of your relationship, he seems to reconsider. He comes to you, asking all sorts of questions about whether you love him, about whether he's good to you or not, if he takes good care of you, if he makes you happy... He's satisfied with your answers and leaves you be but he's not okay with it all yet.
Tony bans the two of you from being alone together which means that sneaking around gets even harder.
He probably tries to break you up or at least complains every chance he gets. He's oh so dramatic.
If he sees the two of you smiling at each other, he pretends to puke. Pepper has to have a few stern conversations with him to get him off of your backs.
During a fight, you're put in danger and Tony can't get to you in time but it's okay because Pietro does everything he can, including getting himself hurt, to keep you safe and to protect you.
After that, Pietro has Tony's respect. He understands the seriousness of your feelings for the other and he knows it's not just a fling. He leaves your relationship alone.
Pietro helps him in the lab to build something and after that, the pair of them start to bond and grow closer.
It's nice to know that you don't have to hide your relationship from him anymore and that the three of you can hang out without any ill feelings.
He calls Pietro 'son'.
It takes a while but Tony soon becomes your relationship's biggest supporter. He'll be the one who helps Pietro propose, he'll be the one who pays for your wedding and honeymoon, jets you both off somewhere warm and sunny. He grows to love Pietro and grows to love your relationship almost as much as he loves you.
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