#Rascally Rabbit Head

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I Think I Fit Right In Here by Melyna Foxclaw Via Flickr: Yes, I like it here and with my new cap, they will never suspect anything! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ CREDITS ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ OUTFIT Dreaming Thicket - Mushroom Cap - Milk Cap NEW @ Fungalmire @ Fantasy Faire (Ends May 8th) ZFG VALKYRIE TOP - FATPACK REBORN TOP NEW @ Frostweald , Fantasy Faire (Ends May 8th)  ZFG VALKYRIE SKIRT - FATPACK REBORN SKIRT NEW @ Frostweald, Fantasy Faire (Ends May 8th) FURRY PARTS Bunny Ears: FK* Large Cuties [XL] BENTO NEW Bunny Tail: FK* Bunny TailV2 XL [BENTO] NEW Mesh Head: //ANIMA\\ Rascally Rabbit Head - Fem - 1.1  Mesh Feet: AP: Feety Peets v1.7.3: Digi (eB.Reborn) FURRY MOD FK* AMYTHEST BUNNY MOD – BLUE --- NEW IN STORE (Fluffy Kreations) AND ON THE MP Taken at Glimmering Meadows @ Fantasy Faire 2023

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[enbysiriusblack]

"Come on, Remus!"

"I hurt you."

James frowned at the large duvet lump on Remus' bed, "It doesn't matter."

The lump shook slightly, "Of course it matters, look at your face."

James glanced in the mirror across the room, "Dashingly handsome, I know."

"Not what I meant."

James stayed silent a momemt before sitting down gently at the end of the bed, "Have you ever done that before? Scarred someone?"

"Other than myself? No."

"I have."

The top of Remus' head peaked out from under the duvet, curiously staring at James.

"You've seen my dad", James shrugged, "That scar on his cheek? I did that. And there's a few more scattered on his body."

"How?"

James lifted his hand to his hair, pulling on a few strands, "I uh- I was a very unruly kid."

Remus snorted, "Course you were."

James grinned at him, "Yeah. I'd never just settle down, always had to be whizzing about. And my dad had to try keeping up with me- but y'know they're old, and I'd cause mum and dad a lot of pain trying to catch up. And one day, I was about six or seven, my dad was playing quidditch with me. And he was the keeper, so I was trying to get the quaffle pass him. And I got a bit too into the game. I saw an opening so I threw it, and I thought he was about to catch it, but I had put a bit more force behimd the throw and it came barrelling right into his face. He fell off his broom and passed out for about ten minutes, his right cheek was split right open, from the ear to the corner of his mouth. I didn't play quidditch again for years."

Remus stared at him, "But you did start playing again."

"Yeah", he nodded, "Dad was so upset I stopped because of it, but I just couldn't play afterwards. But then Marlene moved next door and Dad suggested I ask her round to play quidditch with me. Obviously I refused but then he said that the scar didn't matter. I may be the cause of it, but to him it's a lasting memory of a fun experience he had with his son, and between getting to play quidditch with me but having a scar or never having played quidditch with me but not getting a scar- he'd always choose spending time with me. And y'know I'd rather have this scar than not be with you on full moons."

"You realise that's a totally different situation, right? Like 80% of people get injured playing quidditch."

James laughed, "Well, yeah. But a scar is a scar, Moony."

"I ruined your face."

"Merlin, you think my face is ruined do you?"

"That's not what I meant!"

James grinned, "I think I'm rogueishly handsome and mysterious now, like you."

"You're much better looking, James."

"Oh, you big flirt! What should I say to people when they ask how I got it? Maybe I visited your pet rabbit and got the same treatment from the little rascal?"

Remus smiled, "Maybe just say a prank went wrong."

[hunieday]

Momo - Drama Collection (Winter) Rabbit Chat

Please note that I am not a professional translator and I'm only doing this to share the side materials to those who cannot access them, if you notice any mistakes please let me know nicely. Enjoy!

Momo: Good work, Torao! Hope you enjoy your time today at the drinking party 😆

Momo: I'm super looking forward to drinking with the drama cast! 💯 ✨

Mido Torao: I’m also looking forward to it.

Mido Torao: Seems like Nikaido and Yaotome will be late though, did you hear about that?

Momo: I did! They said they're busy with work~!

Momo: Is it okay if it's just the two of us until they come ⁉ Or do you want me to invite the super handsome special guest Y-san ⁉

Mido Torao: Yuki-san huh…

Mido Torao: Um

Mido Torao: I want to be alone with you, is that okay?

Momo: ba-dum...

Momo: I was joking around to lighten the mood, but Momo-chan got all giddy... 

Momo: I’m not cheating on you, darling ‼ 😭 💦

Mido Torao: You were joking huh…

Momo: But thanks for saying you’re okay with just the two of us alone 👍✨ I'm really looking forward to drinking with you!!

Mido Torao: Thank you. I'm looking forward to it too

Momo: Huh!? Really!? 

Mido Torao: Yes

Momo: What should I do!!! I feel like Momo-chan is wrapped around Torao’s fingers... 🥺

Mido Torao: no i’m not HAHA

Momo: 

Momo: But you know, you've become cute! You’re a lot rounder around the edges nowadays

Mido Torao: Are you saying I got fat!?

Mido Torao: I mean yeah, the other members keep giving me unusual snacks to eat lately...

Momo: that’s not what i meant lolololol you’re already cute lololol

Momo: By the way, what kinda snacks are you getting? 🤭

Mido Torao: Puffed rice? They come in pouches and are crispy and delicious.

Momo: Puffed rice~~!! How nostalgic! Makes me wanna go to a candy store (*ﾉωﾉ)

Momo: Tell me more stories over drinks okay!

Mido Torao: Got it. I also have something I want to talk to you about

Mido Torao: I’d like you to teach me a lot more about acting.

Momo: Torao... 🥺 ✨

Momo: Now that you mention it, you know, Yuki liked Torao's role and found it really interesting! 

Momo: "I thought he'd stop Momo from recklessly breaking into someone else's territory alone, but he charged in head first" he looked like he enjoyed watching it 😂

Mido Torao: The part where I ride my bike and blurt out, "I’ll be the one who paves the way for the leader" right?

Momo: Yes yes! Vice-leader-kun is quite reckless!

Mido Torao: Of course his followers would be bloodthirsty when their leader’s like that.

Momo: Well, the leader is a tiiiiiny bit of a rascal, isn’t he? 😅 💪

Mido Torao: a bit is the understatement of the century.

Mido Torao: Chasing after the enemies up a three meters high wall, jump-kicking them from the stairs... I thought it was quite the violent script

Momo: right lolol the action scenes sure were intense~~!!

Momo: I tried my best to follow your example 😤💪

Mido Torao: My example?

Momo: That's right! Watching Torao work so hard on his stunts motivated me!

Mido Torao: Is that so...

Mido Torao: I was an inspiration for Re:vale…

Momo: Are you getting fired up?

Mido Torao: Burning hot.

Momo: Just! too cute!!! 😆 😆

Momo: Apparently our relationship was popular on SNS too ;P🫰

Mido Torao: Really? What were they saying?

Momo: "Vice-leader-kun always standing next to the leader with a smug smile, they’re my bias!" (1)

Mido Torao: There it is, “they’re my bias”. What’s a bias? what the hell does that mean?

Momo: there it is lololololol

Mido Torao: I’m curious. I heard Haruka use it the other day too.

Momo: It means someone you like the most! 😆 saying “bias” sounds stronger than just saying “love”~!

Mido Torao: I see. It does feel more intense.

Momo: How about you start using it, Torao!

Mido Torao: In what situation would I even use it?

Momo: For example...

Momo: It’s everyone’s bias, Momo-chan! ;P 🫶 🫶

Mido Torao: I don’t think that’s for me…

Momo: That’s not true!!! Just try saying it for a bit!!

Mido Torao: I’m your bias, Mido Torao.

Momo: 

Momo: 

Mido Torao: I’m not sure about this one…

Momo: No it's really good!!!!!???

Momo: But well, your fans are most likely looking for a strong and cool Torao (*ﾉωﾉ) 🤎

Mido Torao: Well, I’m confident that I can make someone fall in love with me just by standing there and not saying a word.

Momo: Nice, I want to hear tons of stories about the confident Torao 👍

Mido Torao: Hell yeah, later. I’m looking forward to it.

Momo: 

The original conversation went a bit different, Momo ends his message with “好きピ= sukippi”, Momo later on explains that it’s a combination between 好き=suki (like) and ピーポー=people (pi=ピ), which means a “favorite person” even if it’s sometimes used on objects and such. The closest and most “literal” translation would be “fave”, but I doubt Torao wouldn’t know what a fave is so I went with bias instead.

HUGE thank you to Ai (soushibana and chettiri on twitter) for helping me out with the snacks translation! I wouldn't have understood it without her, big props & go check her accounts out!

[dekuscheripop]

HOW TO STEAL A MAN part 1

Bakugou Katsuki/Midoriya Izuku, Toga Himiko/Uraraka Ochako, Kaminari Denki/Kirishima Eijirou

Additional Tags:

Comedy, Romantic, Comedy, Drama, Slapstick, Single Parent Bakugou Katsuki, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Alternate Universe - No Quirks (My Hero Academia), Stealing of body fluids, Out of Character, Not Actually Unrequited Love, Not Mpreg but with child, there is no cheating.

Single father Katsuki.

His son is 5 and a rascal that thinks he should have a lover because "Dada looks lonely."

His son ran off one day at the mall and after a panicked search the boy came back dragging someone in his tiny hands.

"Dada this one! This one, I found you a love love."

Katsuki sees shining emerald eyes and dusting of cocoa on cheeks

Katsuki sees Deku and wants to faint.

Deku was his first love, a love since kindergarten that never came to be. Especially since Deku migrated to America after they graduated college.

So back then Katsuki took whatever he could since he couldn't have Deku's love.

His sperm.

Katsuki had so secretly stolen sperm from Deku and brought it to a surrogate to have Deku's child.

Now here was Deku back after 5 years.

He was fucked for three good reasons, so so fucked because,

1 - his child looked so happy holding Deku's hand.

2 - Seeing Deku again after a long time made him realize he was still so in love with the damn nerd.

3 - Deku is already married.

He was standing behind the ice cream booth that had 201 flavors while in his hand was the god forsaken flavor of spicy chocolate mint cream that his son loves so much. The stuffed rabbit backpack that was too small and too tight over his shoulder looked so out of place along with the ice cream on him. There were the toilet papers on his other hand too.

To be fair Katsuki did not look his best today. It's supposed to be just a trip to the mall to buy toilet paper and some ice cream as per his son's request. Just an ordinary day, supposed to be an ordinary day.

So he wore his comfortable off white t-shirt that was already baconed on the collar and sleeves and his faded khaki cargo shorts, and the finale was the gift from Kirishima, red crocs shoes on his sock feet.

In short he looked like a disaster. At least his son looked cute in his black shirt under an orange overall.

Of all the days that he isn't in his suit and tie and leather shoes it had to be the day his son dragged his wet dream back into his life.

Deku. fucking Midoriya Izuku is hand in hand with his son. Fucking Midoriya Izuku at 5’11, in a tight black turtle neck long sleeve shirt and equally tight denim jeans. His wavy green hair in an undercut.

If Katsuki thought of him as a wet dream back in college then today it's a raging flood of a fantasy!

But his libido wasn't the main problem as of now. It's the fact that his son is with his biological dad! The one who Katsuki stole his sperm from!

Plus he looks like shit infront of his long time crush for fucks sake!

Katsuki is sweating buckets.

“Dada, I found you a love love!” His son, Kiyoshi, repeated, large red eyes shining and his freckled cheeks in a light blush on how happy he is.

“Love love? Well, aren't you cute for a kidnapper?”

Katsuki's knees buckled at the sweet yet deep voice, like smooth honey whiskey going down his throat and going right down his whole body. It's been so long since he heard that voice. Why the fuck is he salivating?

“You shouldn't be giving your dada any problems, little guy.” Deku kneels in front of Kiyoshi, patting his head with his big scarred hands.

Deku hasn't seen him yet.

Maybe if he grabs his son and runs like mad he can save himself.

“Let's go say sorry to your dad now.” Deku stood up and faced him and those emerald eyes grew wide.

It was too late.

“Kacchan?”

Deku saw him in all his ugly glory.

Fuck. Great tutuly dudally fuck.

“Deku.” The name slips out of his mouth easily.

“Hi. It's been so long.” Still holding Kiyohi's hand, Deku walks towards him, it was a picture scene. Green wavy hair with blonde wavy hair, green doe eyes with red doe eyes and the same flock of freckles on fair skin, hand and hand walking towards him.

It was overwhelming.

Deku was in front of him now, Katsuki felt giddy. He likes to deny the fact that he is thrilled that he was still taller than Deku by half a head.

“How have you been?” He asked, looking up at Katsuki with the happiest smile.

“I'm good.” He could only reply courtly, scared that he might blurt out something wrong. He hopes his expression was giving him away.

“Yeah I can see that.” Deku says, still not removing eye contact.

Katsuki winces at his comment. What part of him looked good damn it. If anyone looks good here it's Deku and damn does he look way too fine.

Their eyes are stuck on each other, drawn in as if they were the only ones in the world.

Time seemed to have stopped as he stared into those deep pools of liquid emerald eyes.

“Dada?”

The small voice cut them off whatever trance they had.

Deku looks down at the small hand tugging at him. Katsuki could have sworn there was a flicker in his eyes. On edge and muscles tense, Katsuki becomes nervous. Did Deku notice? Did he figure it out?

“So this is your son?” Deku asked, bending down and lifting up the small child into his arms. Katsuki felt his heart constrict painfully just looking at them. There was something growing inside, something heavy and bitter, guilt.

“Yeah! I’m Dada’s but with no Mama! So Dada is lonely, so mister needs to be with dada so he won't be lonely!” Kiyoshi lifts his hands up in declaration in a loud voice.

“Oi brat!” Katsuki reprimanded his son, his face was burning red from embarrassment.

He takes him from Deku’s arms and scolds him but the small child just huffed.

“But it's true. Dada is lonely.”

“Where did you learn to talk back?”

The two bickered back and forth like both were like small children.

There was a melodious sound of laughter coming just beside him. Deku was laughing hard, almost hunched over holding his stomach.

“He’s definitely your son Kacchan. He’s just like you.” Straightening himself up and wiping the tears from laughter from his eyes;

Deku pats Kiyoshi’s fluffy head. Kiyoshi preens at the attention.

The weird flicker in Deku's eyes was gone, he seems to be more happy after all that laughter.

“Mister mister I like you! I think Dada will like you too so you need to-mmph.” Katsuki stops his sons from talking,

muffling his mouth gently as he could but god damn it why is his child such a loud mouth?

"Ok." He says with a drawn out voice. "It was nice seeing yah but we gotta go. This guy needs to poop. So bye." Katsuki hurriedly turns around, not caring for Kiyoshi's muffled protest

and not even looking at Deku's eyes as he tries to speed walk away from his biggest problem.

"Kacchan wait!"

Katsuki does not. He walks faster.

It should be fine. Deku would probably go back to the US soon and they won't meet up every again.

It hurts to think about it but it would be a disaster if he stayed.

"I've transferred back here for work. So I hope I'll be seeing you often, Kacchan!"

Oh fuck. Great tutuly dudally fuck.

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She just wanted to enjoy her fresh hot Takoyaki. Delicious Takoyaki. Just what she wanted and just what she craved. It was the last piece.

Picking it up with her chopsticks towards her awaiting mouth. A perfect treat.

Her door flew open with a bang.

"Ochako!"

"Ahhhhh!"

Bang went to the door and bang went over her nerves from too much coffee this morning. Up her Tokoyaki went to the ceiling and stayed there like a half disco ball of carbs and octopus meat.

The two people stare at the new decor impassively then stare at each other.

"You owe me."

"Whatever! I have a bigger problem!"

What could be more of a bigger problem than her food!

"You owe me an order of Takoyaki!"

"Alright alright! I'll buy you one later. Just listen to me!"

"No later. Now!" She was really pissed. That was her last ball with the biggest piece of octopus and the most sauce!

"Oh my god, fine. It's just at the corner anyway. Just listen, yah."

They walked out of her house. Ochaco was still angry and puffed her cheeks.

She really wanted that last price but instantly felt better at the prospect of a new batch.

"So what's this all about barging into my place?" He asked as they were about to make a turn at a corner.

There was a deep exhale and that's when Ochaco knew this wasn't just something trivial.

"He's back."

"Huh?"

"Deku's back!" Her best friend Bakugou Katsuki almost screamed.

Stopped, frozen and wide eyed.

"No."

"Yes."

"Oh my god. You are fucked! And I don't mean it in the oohh ahhhh kind!"

"Shut up!"

Ohhh but how could she shut up? Katsuki was having a life crisis while Ochako… Ochaco was having the time of her life!

"I told you this was gonna bite you back in the ass!"

She had long warned him way back after Katsuki suddenly barged into her home with an ice box and eyes crazy wide.

///"I stole his sperm!"///

Damn if that didn't traumatize her. Thank heavens she vehemently refused to be the surrogate mom for his craziness.

The surrogate was someone abroad that this crazy ass rich bastard paid millions on.

But don't get her wrong, she loves Kiyoshi with all her heart but damn if she hadn't been waiting for this moment to arrive.

"I told you so."

Oh how it felt good to finally say those words. She is having a blast.

"Shut up. I thought this was never going to happen!"

Ochaco beckoned Katsuki to start walking again. He still owes Takoyaki after a.

"Pfft. Now what are you going to do? He's married already isn't he?"

"That's what I heard. Ochako I-"

"Kacchan."

Kacchan?

Ochaco sees Katsuki turn deathly pale then to a light pink, pink, darker pink to a deep blush.

She looked straight ahead and just before the Takoyaki booth was a man so fine she wanted to sing a damn gravy tik tok song out loud.

Wait, did Katsuki just say Deku?

Her round eyes were about to bulge out of their sockets. This guy was Midoriya Izuku a.k.a. Deku.

No wonder he stole sperm from this guy! He's hot as fuck. Ochaco would too if she wasn't a full out lesbian.

"You're here for Takoyaki too? The booth is still here after all these years huh. Just like back in highschool we used to eat here often."

The Deku guy passed by Ochaco and went straight for Katsuki. It was like he didn't see him at all.

"Deku." Was all Katsuki said. Ochaco stared hard at the wobbly expression her best friend had. She wished she could take a photo but she left her phone at home. Damn.

"I didn't get to ask earlier but I was wondering if you would have dinner with me this Friday? Just to catch up on everything."

She saw how Katsuki's normal mean eyes were wide like saucers.

"You can bring Kiyoshi with you. He is so adorable."

How his brows shut up and how the normal loud and rude Katsuki was silent with his long term crush being so near. It was a disaster.

Ochaco was living for it. Her smile was so self satisfied.

"Can we Kacchan? For old times sake?"

Katsuki was about to faint. Deku grabbed his hands with his own.

"Please." And gave him the puppy dog eyes.

He was doomed.

He nodded.

He was so fucking doomed.

"Thank you Kacchan." Deku still hasn't let go of Katsuki's hand, instead he gave him a brightest purest smile.

Ochaco and Katsuki were blinded. Damn gravy so clean and delicious! Oh but this one does have a missus. Too bad.

Ochaco will just have to appreciate the disaster truck of her best friend as it is.

"Oh you have someone with you."

Deku finally notices her and all she could do was smile even though she was completely ignored just earlier.

"I'm Midoriya Izuku and you are?" Deku raised his hand to shake in introduction.

"Ah I am-"

"She's Uraraka Ochaco!"

Ochaco had pulled away and was now in front of Katsuki as he had grabbed her arms. Showing her off to Deku like some kind of livestock.

"She's Kiyoshi's mom! So she has to come with us to dinner with Kiyoshi!"

The Takoyaki vendor dropped a ball on the pavement. So did Ochako's jaw.

She was frozen but slowly her head turned behind Katsuki, her soon to be ex best friend

The guy just mouthed sorry at her.

"Oh. I see."

She turns back to the sound of Deku and froze up like a rock during winter.

His bright green eyes have turned dark all the while looking at her. What is that?!

Oh great tutuly dudally fuck.

She is going to kill Katsuki.

TBC.

[creepling]

To Devour is To Love

A Texas Chainsaw Massacre (The Video Game) Fanfiction

synopsis: winona has been wanting to run away (again). and an altercation with her mother finalises her decision to leave for good.

tags: original character. animal death. childhood memories/trauma. domestic violence. neglect. depictions of corpses. canon-typical cannibalism. 4k words.

Chapter One: Tainted Meat

January 26th, 1961

Snow threatens to fall, the dry grass crisp as the small girl padded her tiny feet through the field. A boy stormed in front, animal traps swinging in his idle hand, his chin tucked between the fur collar of an aviator jacket.

“Johnny, Johnny!” The girl cried, her eyes blinded by a woollen hat slipping down her head.

Johnny halted, turning to watch his sister’s struggle, letting out a huff. “I’m away to hunt, Winona. Go back inside,”

“No, no. I’m coming- I wanna come!” She chanted. Johnny compressed a chuckle at the sight of his little sister bubbling and jumping, her oversized jacket drowning her small frame.

You would think they were blood-related, born from the same mother and father. They think they are bonded by blood, and the kids have never known anything else. They look the same, so eyebrows were never raised. Dark hair and eyes, warm ivory skin. Winona’s hair had a kink compared to the slickness of Johnny’s mop. Nancy picked carefully on what kids to claim as her own.

Johnny gave up convincing Winona to return to the house, crouching and presenting his back. “Come on then, ya rascal,” He groans at the impact of her jumping on him. She clung to him like a chimp, peeking her face over his shoulder, ready for the adventure ahead.

Woodland was scarce in the Texan country, but Johnny knew the little trees where the rabbits liked to go. Determination was his fuel to keep light on his feet, his eyes alert, and be two steps ahead, all the things Drayton taught him. When Nubbins was not robbing graves, he was a good hunter, too. But Johnny wanted to be the best. He had to start proving himself as he ‘became more man by the minute’.

Winona did not have to prove anything. She was still the baby, after all. Running barefoot along the hardwood and crying over splinters wedged in the balls of her feet. Picking daisies and smacked on the head if she touched Nancy’s flower beds. A mixture of laughter and terror when Nubbins and Robert dangled her over the well by the ankles. Learning how to braid hair with Sissy and getting into trouble if she stole her lipstick. Nancy didn’t let the other side of the family over regularly, letting the family bond wear thin until it was time to reconcile for meat. So, it was mostly Winona and Johnny, venturing off and checking the traps.

Winona bubbled and gazed, her chin resting on her brother’s shoulder. “Where are all the rabbits?” She couldn’t pronounce her ‘r’s quite right.

“More down yonder,” Johnny mumbled, hiking her body further up as she threatened to slide off. The crackle of his boots on the dry leaves, crystalised by the omen of cold weather. Winona watched it sparkle in the dull sun, the grey clouds hung low like a dirty cotton blanket.

Johnny lowers Winona to the ground when he spots the first trap, the flash of white fur startling his senses. Hurrying over, he collected his first prize, considering how dry the season has been. Nancy’s words echoing his mind, think of it this way, son. Our hunting season is when they are out driving on that main road, hitchhiking, road trips, coming home from college. Prime hunting season, that is.

As Johnny collected his third catch and reconstructed the traps, Winona threw leaves in the air and showered in the fall. Johnny side eyed her, a grimace on his thin lips. “You ‘gon eat tonight, Winnie?”

In her own world, humming a tune, Johnny stood up and stared hard at her blatant innocence, “You better eat. You want momma hittin’ ya again?”

Winona stopped, fumbling with a leaf in her hand, shaking her head. She adjusted her hat and squinted at him. “No, I will, I will,”

Johnny didn’t believe her, but he smiled anyway. Before he could suggest heading back home, a wail echoed in the distance.

Winona grew tense, retreating to clenching Johnny’s trousers. Instinctively he rested a hand on her head, but paid no mind. “Sounds like an animal,”

“It might be dying,” Winona said airly, her eyes big.

The promise of a larger prey perked Johnny’s interest. He told his sister to stay put, but she trailed along, following the dying whines of the prey. Johnny gazed down the dip of the ground, identifying a deer’s beige fur camouflage in the decayed leaves. Winona caught on eventually but she was frozen, her face unmoving. The deer was alive, but looked to be dying throughout the day, its blood watering the earth. Johnny inspected its skin, checking for maggots and signs of infection.

“This could feed us for a whole month,” Johnny suggested, “Momma might want us to bring it back.”

Winona wanted to protest, but Johnny was strong enough to lift its back legs and drag its dead weight. “I want you to push how you can, got it?”. As she feebly pushed it up the terrain, Winona was overwhelmed by the smell. Rotten, earthy, but refrigerated enough in the cold to pick the good bits out of it. Flies pestered its unblinking eyes. Winona’s arms short and weak, she used her back to push with all her might, her face pressing against the coarse hair on its chest, her eyes locked on its expression. The smell was so strong she could taste it on her tongue. She didn't know how she knew, but she knew it suffered. The stress and full age of the animal poisoning the meat, bittering its sweet taste. It was the first time the repulsion was overbearing, no hope of avoidance.

August 14th 1972

That day in ‘61 is the pinnacle if you wanna know what kind of person I am. It made me unique within my circumstances, for worse more than anything. Then again, I never had a chance at a normal life. I can’t just tell you right off the bat, because there is more to it than the macabre. It was a lethal nature to be raised in, and the poison was thick in my veins. I never had a chance at a normal life. But I tried, I really fucking did.

The family had the biggest catch of the season.

Bubba slammed the meat on the wooden table, the one in momma’s basement for chopping. Drayton and Nubbins were watering at the mouth. I hung by the doorframe, out of sight, the smell already disgusting me. I peaked around, wanting to size up the catch. I was overcome with nausea.

From the smell I knew this meat came from tainted flesh. The image of the victim came to my mind. It was a guy, for sure. Smelled like piss and cigarettes. He was aged, in his forties. A trucker sleeping in the passenger seat by the road. I looked at Nubbins, the wiry smile on his face. Surely it wasn’t him that caught him.

“I- I just jabbed the knife right in him, yeah,” Nubbins tripped over his words, “I drove the truck close enough and he was bleeding all over!”

He was as built as a woodlouse, but I suppose he was quick. Kept the guy on edge for long enough, then went in with the strike. His swiss army knife poked an incision in his neck, letting it pour, jiving for the steering wheel as the man clutched his wound. The stress contaminates the meat, peppering its sweet taste.

Johnny was in the room. He wasn’t a boy any more. My brother, further in age, that driven look in his eye. He scared me most days. “The meat got too much fat on it. Who’d you catch, Curly Howard?”

“You shut your bleedin’ mouth, boy,” Drayton cursed tiredly.

“Y-Yeah. Maybe if you were good at catchin’ we’d be eating some nice girls, yeah?” Nubbins chirped, ready to bounce if Johnny squared up. And he was, until a looming presence entered. Plugersville was still a touchy subject, anyone who brought it up had Johnny’s blood running hot.

“Now, don’t go teasin’ my Johnny,” Nancy drawled, entering casually, b-lining the meat. She had already told Bubba to go wash up, who was hiding in the shadows throughout the conversation. Maybe I could’ve done the same if it weren’t for the glances my presence received, asking why are you here? Momma had Johnny’s back every time, yet I was to not exist.

“What’s you say, sis? Gettin’ some? We came all this way, so don’t let us down,” Drayton said. A deal had been made a while back because of Johnny’s reckless behaviour. We had no meat coming from our end, so Nancy has been trading with the men for some time. Drayton didn’t mind it, meant he had some power over our reliance. Nubbins and Bubba’s bloody hands dominated Johnny and I’s bare, dry ones.

“Can’t you get any better?” Nancy said, dissatisfied.

“You got no room for luxury, misses,” Drayton drawled, “Your boy let the good ones run off. How many times do I gotta remind ya?”

“I know you got better, and stop bringing my boy into this-” Nancy was riling up.

“Your boy is in this, he is the reason why we’re doing this. You're running dry. Get lil’ Winnie to get a catch, instead of making her docile!”

The mention of my name pinged my attention, and my stomach sank at the sound of momma’s scoff. “Winona? The one that don’t like blood getting spilled?” Nancy mocked, “But sure, I’ll take your rotten ass meat. But once we get the catch, you’re eating the dregs, y’hear?”

Drayton only smiled, mocking a handshake, before shoving his hands in his pockets. He announced their departure, scraping by me as they left. Drayton stopped by my side, his firm hand clenching my arm.

“Help the family out, whatcha say Winnie? Prove that darn momma of yours you got it in ya,” his words echoed against my ears, laying rest deep in memory. I neither nodded nor shook my head, all I did was look at him, trying not to seem so hopeless.

I took some alone time in what momma called the ‘man cave’. When supper comes along momma knows to find me here, staring at the deadshot eyes of the men. Cross-legged on the floor, the television static drowning all the noise above, focusing my mind in other places. The first man, skeleton and bone, he was the first man momma ever killed. Only his state can assure me it was a long time ago. The man in the armchair, his skin like leather. He was a recent one, preserved to be a lump of muscle, slouching with his head bound.

I heard momma’s steps coming down the stairs, grunting as she slid open the heavy metal door. “Why you always wasting time down here?” She said with a heavy voice, laced with annoyance. She doesn’t like me thinking about them, it’s none of my business according to her.

“You never told me which one was papa,” I muttered, a little afraid to ask. But what did I have to lose? If I stick to my plan, this could be my only chance to find out.

“Is the love I show not good enough?” Nancy jumps into defense, “I raise you and you wanna know which one of these bastards is your father? You ungrateful-”

“It ain’t about that, momma.” I sigh, getting annoyed. I rub my temple, “I just wanna know, is all. It ain’t gonna mean much, just curious.”

She studied me for a while, motioning towards the couch before pointing at the man with the leather skin. “He was a low life. Living off his papa’s money to drink and gamble and cause trouble. I’m so hard on you because I don’t want you turning out like him. Once I had you, he wasn’t much better. Killing him was like pest control, the darn rat.” I listened to momma, took in every word, my eyes piercing the dead man before me. My dad, replicated for his sins, limp on the armchair. Instead of looking dead, he looked drunk, falling asleep while watching the television. Momma did us a favour keeping him asleep.

“You did good, momma.” I say, meekly smiling up at her. Her face stayed straight, giving me a stern nod.

“Now, enough chit chat. Supper time.” She hurried me to my feet and we met again by the dinner table. Fidgeting with my cutlery, I wonder why I always gotta be the one to come up on time. Johnny hasn’t turned up yet, he could be out in the town for all we know. He had a habit of doing that; straying off. I suspect he doesn’t like being the only man in the house. He soon left my mind, and entered the house, his boots heavy on the hardwood. I studied his face as he took off his gloves. Is he angry today? Ever since Plugersville he has been on edge, possibly insecure. The uncles never praised his achievements, but they sure taunt his mistakes. Momma’s coddling doesn’t help much either. He shuts down her advances, but sometimes I catch a glimpse in his eye, as if he’s giving a second thought. Any other man would just get a girlfriend to make him feel good, but Johnny has a habit of killing his. I suppose that’s why he doesn’t lose his temper with me much. I don’t pay attention to him, but I miss the days when I looked up to him. I keep quiet around him, and I nod when he barks orders. I know he senses my fear, but he rarely uses it to his advantage. It’s one of the many things I cannot make sense of.

Momma planted supper on the table. This is when things get tricky. I’m known as somewhat of a ‘picky eater’. Mind that day with the deer? Ever since then I can’t swallow down my food. It only happens with meat, and you could class me as vegetarian. They never understood it, they always think I’m overreacting. Momma had it laid out like a steak, and I circled round the meat for the vegetables, trying my best to ignore the smell. Like I said before, I can envision the meat, the way one might think of a cow when eating beef. But humans are much more complex, they have different smells, tastes, they wear stylish clothes and have different hair types. I could still smell the piss and cigarettes, the musk of a male. The meat has to be washed before carved and skinned, rid of all odours. Even then, it all depends on the age. What do you think tastes better, lamb or mutton? This, in all ways, applies to humans. I wouldn’t go around eating newborns, even just a twenty-something is just as tender.

When I stomach tainted meat I think of the last good meal I had. Two summers ago, Johnny picked up a couple on the road, offered them the house for a pit stop. Momma was in town, so he relied on me to prepare the meat. I took my research into practice. Johnny locked the women in his ice room, so I had the man. Washing his bare skin, rubbing the grooves of his muscles. He had soft brown hair, hazel eyes; an absolute dream boat. He was all natural muscle, he must have been a swimmer, the scent of salt water lingered on his skin. His fingers were callous at the tips on the left side, I guest him more a guitar player than a fiddle one. His face was calm and vacant, since the death was quick. No tense bones or rubber loins, he never lived through stress in his short life. He was perfect. I was calm during the procedure, and through taking my time I finished him by supper. I kept his liver and bones, wrapped the meat of his thighs and breast. His dregs in the ice room for safe keeping. I cooked him with momma’s herbs and red wine, slow cooking in a pot. By the time it came to eat, the meat broke apart with the knife. The first bite was intense, and the last exhilarating.

The smell of the tainted meat outweighed my fantasy. My vegetables off the plate and in my system. I glared at the steak, swallowing the lump in my throat, and got to cutting the first bite. The knife pierced the rough meat, I added elbow grease to break the fat, but it only released the foul smell like opening the door to a public bathroom. I gagged, quickly concealing it. It caught the attention of momma.

“Winona, eat that meat,” Nancy said.

A wave of sickness gurgled in my stomach, and I retaliated. Momma set her cutlery down, her eyes stern and mean. I shook my head, fighting back the overwhelming feeling gradually taking over. I felt like I could cry.

“What’s so bad about it, huh? I cooked it real nice. I guess nothing is good enough for ya,” Nancy was going on the way she normally does. Most times it was bearable to eat to keep her calm, but this time was different. Maybe it’s because I’m mad we haven’t gotten a good catch in months. Maybe it’s because she’s never thought of what’s best for me. Maybe I’m just fucking sick of this.

“I ain’t eating it,” I recoil, “How can you not smell that? It’s rancid!”

“Momma’s cooking ain’t rancid!” Johnny defended.

“It's not momma’s cooking, it’s the meat! It’s the goddamn fucking meat!” I broke into a yell, slamming the table. The cutlery clanked and my hands were shaking. “I’m sick of eating goddamn roadkill. I’m sick of eating the whores you bring home, and I’m sick of eating men that smell like shit.”

Johnny clenched his fists, but momma lay a hand on his arm. She was gonna deal with this. My eyes wide and dried out as I looked at her, ready for the beating. This time was different, this time I felt I might actually fight back.

Momma rose in her chair, circling around the table slowly, keeping me small as she towered over me. My gaze never left hers, her milky eye vacant, her jasmine eye piercing my soul. My dark eyes glared, my cheekbone twitched, refusing to cower.

“Fine, if ya not gonna eat it,” her voice was oddly calm, and her hand reached for the plate. In a split decision, it grabbed the meat into a fist, her other hand grabbed my neck, as she stuffed the meat into my mouth. “I’ll make ya eat it!”

The force toppled me over in the chair, my back colliding with the floor. Momma pinned me down, pried my jaw wide and choked me with the meat. My screeches were muffled, the meat’s fat stuffing the back of my throat. It’s tainted taste poisoning my taste buds and engulfing my sense of smell. I gagged, my hands gripping momma’s arms, my nails digging into her skin. She did not wince or flinch, not even a blink as her eyes glazed in madness.

“You ungrateful fucking bitch,” she swore, “If I’d known you’d be this bratty, I woulda drank moonshine until your tiny heart stopped beating while you was in the womb.”

Johnny rose in his chair, calculating momma’s abuse, not showing any signs of stepping in. My wide eyes locked onto him, begging for mercy.

“He ain’t gonna help ya, sweetie! He knows just as much as me you’re in need of punishment,” Nancy began to yell, “Don’t look at him, look at me! You dirty fucking whore!”

With every insult my adrenaline pumped through my veins. My heart racing, building a collusion of strength. With a yell, I mustered it all into flipping momma onto the ground, gaining my short-living dominance. I spat the meat out of my mouth, my hands clawing and punching her face. Johnny grabbed my arms, flying me off her, but I swiped the steak knife from the table and pressed it to his neck. I must have looked like a wild dog, as his eyes flashed with fear, then settled into a dark, impressed stare.

I flinched the knife in momma’s direction as she got to her feet, massaging her jaw, glaring me daggers. Johnny stepped between us. “Alright, enough of this cat fight. It’s over.”

“I should kill you right now, girl.” Nancy drawled, spitting venom.

“Enough! If any of ya start again I’ll finish ya myself.” We both stood in bated breath as Johnny settled the fight. “Winona, go to your room.”

My fizzing stillness tested Johnny’s patience, and he yelled at me again, “Now!”

I storm off, heading to my room, slamming the door and pacing the room. If any moment was ever a better sign, it was now. I grabbed my luggage from under the bed, pulled out the drawers, and began packing my belongings.

I was to leave before sunrise and I lay restless in bed, my shoes and daywear on. I took a shower and washed my hair, brushed the matting out my hair, and got ready for the city. I twirled a knife in my hands, the stimulation easing my restlessness. I checked my watch, three twenty six in the morning. I had to leave before momma and Johnny woke up. I want to vanish into thin air, it’s the best for all of us. They ain’t going to be looking for me.

I sneak out the front door, tip-toeing over the creaks in the floorboards. I had them known from all the other times I snuck out, all the failed attempts of running away. This time was real and I was determined to keep it permanent. I unlocked the front door, locking it behind me, checking momma’s bedroom blinds were shut before I booked it for the gate. Shuffling through the flowerbeds, holstering my bag over my shoulder. Before I jumped the gate, I heard a scrape in the gravel behind me. Johnny emerges from the driveway hill.

“I had a hunch you’d do this again,” he sighed, but didn’t seem too bothered.

“I ain’t staying here,” I say, “You can’t make me.”

“Who says I was gonna make ya?”

Johnny dangled the keys to his truck in his fingers, giving them a swing before he jumped the fence. “Where ya thinkin, huh? Austin, Dallas?”

I was too stunned to speak, but my legs followed suit and I jumped the fence, walking towards his truck. I studied him, awaiting a flash of perception, but it all seemed genuine. “Why ya helping me?”

Ignoring me, he unlocks the truck, badgering on, “I’d say Austin. I think you’ll like it there. Good fer the uh, young ones, you can say.”

“Johnny-”

“Just get in, I’m taking ya to the nearest station.” Johnny finalised, not ready to negotiate anymore. I reluctantly entered the truck, keeping my eyes forward as Johnny started the engine and pulled out into the dirt road.

It was sunrise by the time Johnny dropped me off at the station. I sat in the truck for a moment, getting one last look of him to understand all this.

“You got money?” he asked.

“Saving up my whole life,” I chirped, feeling my jacket pocket with the crinkled up notes. “It’s enough for the ride, then I gotta find work.”

Johnny nodded, leaving more silence between us. I look at him again, his gaze over the dashboard and beyond to the horizon, a million miles from me. Never had I felt so distant from someone, so unrelated, than my own brother, no matter the proximity.

“You didn’t have to do this,” I said.

“And what, have you been one of those hitchhikers? That’s what Sissy did, and look how she ended up.”

That was a name I hadn’t heard in years, and for a moment I felt fingers plaiting my hair, a song lulling my ears. My paint-stained fingers painting pictures with the heat on my neck, laughter beside me. I have the faintest memory of her mousy hair, the strands around her eyes that were either hazel or blue.

“You better get goin’,”

I snap out of my trance, collecting my bag and opening the door. Johnny hands me a napkin with writing on it. “You call me if you’re in any trouble, not momma.”

I gathered it wasn’t an invitation for weekly catch ups, only for emergencies. I take the napkin and stuff it in my pocket. His act of service now came more as an obligation, to get me out of there before I cause more trouble. Anything to keep momma happy.

I leave without a goodbye, shutting the door and heading inside. I did not look back, only forward. The truck rumbles and fades as Johnny drives off. I buy a one way ticket to Austin, board the bus, and catch up on the sleep I lost.

Wake me up when I get to paradise.

[greatbritishsimchallenge]

"Henry isn't speaking to me."

"How d'y'know?"

"What kind of question is that? I know because he isn't speaking to me. I've barely seen him since my wedding."

"Well, he does now 'ave a daughter t'take care of. Maybe that's just takin' up all 'is time."

"I've had five children and can honestly say none of them took up my time."

"Five? Henry, Charlotte, Jane, the poor baby boy at the colony... who's the fifth?"

"I meant four. I miscounted."

"Right. Course you did," smirked Maaike, shaking her head. "Honestly, the more I learn about you the more I realise what a rascal you were in yer youth."

"Rascal is putting it kindly, but yes. I got around. Not anymore, though. I'm determined to do right by Elizabeth."

"Glad to hear it. Things goin' well?"

"Amazingly. It's like I'm a young adult again. She's so lithe and supple..."

"Spare me the graphic details, please! I take it that means we can expect baby number... five... or is it six? along some time soon?"

"No, not yet. We've been avoiding child-bearing acts for now. Elizabeth feels she's still very young to be a mother, and I'm not in any rush."

"I thought you two 'ad been at it like rabbits? How can you possibly be avoidin' children?"

"Oh, my sweet, innocent Maaike. One day I'm going to have to sit you down for the WooHoo Talk."

Maaike laughed, "You know what, go for it. I might as well learn about it - just in case."

"Here, I'll use the chess pieces to create a re-enactment for you," joked Cassian as Maaike laughed heartily.

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[imagine-darksiders]

A teensy snippet of the Muerte x Reader thing I'm writing, to tide you little rascals over ig

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Driven forwards by curiosity, you venture up to the window and peer out at the rain lashing down on the other side. Then, after dallying for another moment, you stick your head out, glancing up and down the empty street to find…

... Nobody.

“Huh,” you mutter to yourself, perplexed.

The whistling you heard has stopped now, leaving you wondering if you'd been imagining it all along.

Pursing your lips, you raise a hand to cover your eyes from the rain and peer once again to the right, eyeing the shadows of the clinic.

You very nearly jump out of your skin when an unmistakable, high-pitched note rings out into the air on your left.

“Puta di madre!” you gasp, slapping a palm over your heart as if to keep it from leaping out of your chest as you whip your head in the opposite direction.

There, standing just a few paces from the window, is an imposing figure cloaked in black leaning up against the wall of the clinic, lost amongst the shadows of an ink-dark hood.

Puffing out a shaky sigh, you exclaim, “Oh, you scared the life out of me! Where did you come from!?”

There’s no way in Hell the figure had been standing there when you took that first, initial glance.

At your question, the whistled tune falls silent once again.

The deluge continues to beat down hard against your skull, swiftly turning your hair into a flat, unappealing mess as a heavy quiet stretches between you and the stranger, growing longer and longer until at last, there's a twitch of movement.

Perturbed, you can only stare at the side of the hood as it slowly swivels in your direction.

You won’t deny that a cold shiver rushes over your back at the unexpected face you find hidden within the shadows of that impenetrable abyss. Or perhaps the chill can be accredited to nothing more than a stray raindrop that sneaks beneath the collar of your shirt and slithers down the length of your spine.

A long, silver-white muzzle twists around to face you, filled up to the hilt with fangs that gleam like knives in the gloom of the hood.

“Lo siento, Chiquita,” a voice lazily drawls, low and smooth like the rumble of faraway thunder, “Am I keeping you from your duties?”

Transfixed, your gaze slides up a canine snout until you abruptly find yourself locked rigid under the glow of a paralysing stare, frozen by eyes as crimson as freshly spilled blood that burn like the fires of Infierno.

For several, long moments, you remain stuck, little more than a hapless rabbit caught in the gaze of a predator.

Of a wolf.

It takes you a second to blink, and yet another to exhale the breath you didn’t realise you’d been keeping trapped behind your teeth. Privately, you admonish yourself for startling at all.

He’s just a wolf. One of the fairy-tale folks. Not exactly an unusual sight around these parts, but not entirely frequent either.

And yes, whilst he is currently distracting you from your duties, you can hardly fault him for your own lack of focus.

“Oh, no, no Señor,” you rush to assuage him, “I was only wondering who on earth would be out here whistling in this deluge!”

Even as you speak, rain cascades in ceaseless rivers down his riding cloak, dripping off the lip of his hood to land upon the silvery fur of his muzzle.

[cup1dt3a]

❤︎Baby Bunny❤︎

Summary: You and Cater find a bunny out in the rose garden the poor thing looked all sick and skinny so with permission from the dorm leader take care of the little cutie until it gets better. But as Cater helps he suddenly feels a ping of jealousy towards the little rascal. Care to go on with this fluffy story?

“ Hmmm….does the lighting look good to you?” The red head questioned you.

“ Um…It could be better but I think it looks ok.. I think a filter would help though.” You replied to him.

You and Cater had been taking selfies with each other just to pass time since you were both bored out of your minds. And right now you were questioning how the lighting was. You thought it was ok while Cater kept prodding that something wasn’t right about it. You were both in the third years dorm room. It wasn’t exactly late at night but somewhere between night and noon. But it’s not like either of you thankfully had anything to do so you just lazed around for once.

That was until the ginger announced “ Aha! The rose bushes!”

“ What about the rose bushes?” You asked him.

“ Look! They all have little bite marks all in the roses and leaves!” He explained pointing to the zoomed in images.

As you observed the images you did see many tiny little bite marks on some roses. You had then started to wonder what was eating them. Maybe a caterpillar, hedgehog, or a bunny. But there were no bunnies so it would be one or the other. If a hedgehog is loose then that’s a huge problem you both had observed so out if curiosity you both went down to the rose maze to find out if there was a hedgehog loose or what was eating all the bushes.

It was soon starting to get very dark but before you both left the maze a sudden bush shaking caught your attention.

“ You hear that too right?” You said as he nodded walking closer to the shaking bush.

As you got closer the culprit had finally jumped out startling both of you. But as soon as you saw the creature your heart melted.

“ Omg! Cater look at the poor baby! What’s a cutie like you doing out here huh?” You tilted your head as the small bunny only sneezed in response.

“ They’er soooo cute! But it very odd how a little bunny ended up here…they don’t look so good either.” He observed seeing how skinny the poor baby was along with its multiple scratches. Including a broken foot due to it limping as it tried to hop away but failed.

Poor thing looked like it hadn’t eaten that much either even as the munched on bushes disagreed. You both didn’t really know what to do but you had insisted on keeping the baby bunny until it was better even given Cater puppy eyes. He eventually agreed to help take care of them with you. So you had gone ahead and also asked the dorm leader Riddle if he would also let the poor baby in Heartslabyl for a little while until he recovered. You had never been more happy for his soft spot for animals until now as he agreed but only on these terms. 1. If they cause any mess or trouble you and cater take full responsibility 2. He’s not allowed in the hedgehog or Flamingo pens 3. Under both of your care if either of you can’t take care of them you’ll have to let them go

It had seemed like a fair deal so what’s the worst that could happen?

You had named the white rabbit Hopper since the bunny never seemed to stop hopping around even in their sleep their little legs would move as if they we’re hopping. But their poor left foot was broken so it required you to keep an extra eye on him. You and Cater had both done some research and checked info on magictube on various things for how to take care of bunnies. You both had also found out a fact that ruined both your childhoods Cater on the other hand a bit more. But turns out rabbits can’t eat carrots due to how high the sugar is in them. It’s fine to give as an occasional very small treat but still everything you now knew was a lie.

Hopper had also grown very popular upon campus since he didn’t let his leg stop him from saying hi to almost everyone. Eventually it caught attention of the headmaster but with enough sweet talk he had given into letting you keep him until he recovered.Your first year friends even joked about him being you and Caters kid. Sometimes saying “ Ooo!Look Cater-senpai and ______ baby.” or “ What’s up _____jr. And ______.” Sure it was a bit cringey but you all still had a laugh at it so no harm was done. But Cater on the other hand was growing a bit jealous of his s/o giving their “son” more attention than him. You just dismissed it as him being needy, which he hated since you could tease him about it.

“ Cater don’t tell me you’re actually jealous of lil Hopper.” You teased holding the now fat-ish rabbit up.

“ No, I’m not jealous of him. I’m jealous of Hopper stealing all of my kisses.” He pouted looking up from your lap as he hugged your waist.

You rolled your eyes at him as you petted the top of his finger hair reassuring him the promise of more kisses. Sure it was very mushy couple crap but it never hurt the two of you to say indulge in it. It was a nice touch outside from the overblots and sometimes anxious feelings. But like all good things it must come to an end.

Hopper had made a full recovery so as part of your deal you had to let him go. It was sad yes but at least you both still had all the good times with Hopper and each other.

Hello here is some fluf from my last angsty post hope you all enjoyed it! Including that you’ve all had a wonderful day/ Hoping it gets better!

Sincerely-Cup1dT3a 💖💕

[trash-monkey]

Little Brother

Chapter 2

Half asleep I roll onto my front with my limbs under me and with a yawn I open my eyes to see the bed empty of brother but quickly found him on the floor doing a workout plank without his hair in a braid, with a sleepy grin I stretch out before carefully letting myself down off the bed.

"What you doing, little rascal?" He grunts when I lay myself onto his back and wrapped my limbs around his waist which I giggled at the feeling of the vibrations from his grunt, not caring about his sweat I nuzzle my face into his back. His lips crave into a soft smile when he turns his head to get me into his view only to see me asleep and I jerk awake again when he moved to stand, lucky I already had a tight grip. He let me stay on his back like a baby monkey while he got our clothes for the day ready before we hit the shower and with the clean clothes on we're ready to go out. With brother holding my hand we walk out of the brothel and down a street, after awhile my legs are starting to hurt so I whined and pulled at his hand causing brother to stop walking to check up on me which I hold my arms up at.

"Up, up." I mumbled around my pacifier.

"We're going to meet one of my friends so I need you to be good for me. " He tells me once I got comfortable in his arms and started walking again, I nod at his request of being good. Soon after more walking with a short train ride we're strolling through a neighborhood and up to a house where brother knocks on the door before a lilac haired dude answers it.

"Sorry about not calling first but I need your help?" He glances between me and brother before stepping aside to let us into the house, brother set me down on my feet so he can pull his shoes off along with mine.

"So who's this little guy?" He questioned which brother quickly tells him that I'm his little brother and that our so called mother had so kindly dropped me off at his place yesterday with basically nothing, the dude turns his attention to me where I'm standing by brothers leg and he crouch down to my level.

"I'm Takashi and I think I have some people that would love to meet you." He said with a smile while holding out a hand out to me, I turn to brother for confirmation.

"It's ok, he's my friend." With that I take his hand and let him lead me into a room where two girls are playing.

"Girls meet Ren, Draken's little brother." The two girls bounce over with large smiles but Takashi quickly speaks up.

"He's younger then you two so be very gentle with him or you'll hurt him, I need you two to look after him so me and Draken can talk. So be big girls for me, ok?" The two girls nods in excitement at the new responsibility before the oldest introduced them as Luna and Mana, She gently takes my hand and pulls me over to where they were playing with some blocks and two stuffed animals that are clearly but amazingly handmade.

"Here" Mana hands me a block after I take a seat on the floor with them which I shake my head no and hand it back.

"No silly, you stack them." She giggled before showing me how to stack the blocks into a tower.

"Rawr!" Luna called out of nowhere moving her stuffed rabbit into knocking the tower over like a monster causing Mana to gasp as we both turn to each other with shock but I started laughing after a few seconds which started Mana and Luna, I don't know why I have found it so funny. Once the laughter dies down I rebuild the tower but this time we added villains and Heros to the story.

"Girls, you're going to stay at the Hisa's for a while so you need to get ready." Takashi strolls into the room causing the girls to whine at going which is unusual for them.

"But Ani we want to play with Little Ren longer." Mana whined which causes Takashi to laugh.

"You can play with him another time, I need to help Draken today so get ready." With a sigh the two girls nod before packing which I try to help with and put the backpacks on their backs, Mana takes my hand and leads me back into the living room. Brother and Takashi grins at my expression of that I really don't mind being lead around by the girls which Takashi quickly pulls out his phone to start taking pictures.

"Send them to me." Draken whispered in Takashi's ear while he looks over his shoulder to get a look at the pictures, Takashi nods.

"Bye bye." Standing by the door I pulled my pacifier out to speck and wave to the girls as they leave for the Hisas before walking over to where brother is sitting on the couch after they're out of my view, brother drops me onto his lap which I grab his phone from his pocket and opened it with a giggle before snapping a picture of his face but he's unamused by it. When he sees the mischief glint in my eyes that he usually sees in someone else he immediately takes his phone back causing me to whine in loss since I was going to send the picture to a random person on his contact list and now with nothing to do but take a nap with a huff I lay down on his lap in a comfortable position of being curled against his stomach while he rubs my back to help put me to sleep.

"I'm surprised that he slept the whole way here and this long with people being this loud, he must be one sleepy boy." I heard Takashi's voice specking close to me while being lightly bounced awake and feel my back being padded, with a large yawn my old pacifier falls from my mouth which Takashi catches.

"This pacifier is old, it's not healthy when they're this old so he'll be needing a new plus he's already getting too old for it anyway." He told brother as I stretch out and look around to see that we're at the mall in the food court section, my stomach rumbles with hungry causing Takashi to laugh and handle me over to brother where he had got me some fries which I happily start eating.

"Hello?" I turn my head to brother when his phone ringed and while his attention is pulled somewhere else I dipped a fry into his ketchup, I glance towards Takashi to see him trying not to laugh at my 'sneaky' ways.

"Mikey, I'm busy." Brother sighed into the phone, my attention turns to Takashi a brief moment when he holds out a pickle slice to me which I immediately grabbed from him and popped it into my mouth.

"What he wanted?" Takashi asked after brother hung up.

"The usual, red bean paste dorayaki." He nods at the usual demand while brother hands me his pickles.

"Wou not like pickwes?" Brother shook his head no at my question.

"Say cheese" Takashi caught our attention just in time to turn our heads to his phone when he suddenly takes a picture, I had a fry mid way in my mouth while brother had his own mouth full of food which makes Takashi laugh when he looks at the picture.

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My Comfort Characters List💖

Oggy (Oggy & The Cockroaches)

Olivia (Oggy & The Cockroaches)

Hello Kitty (Sanrio)

Mimmy (Sanrio)

My Melody (Sanrio/Onegai My Melody)

Kuromi (Sanrio/Onegai My Melody)

My Sweet Piano (Sanrio/Onegai My Melody)

Cinnamoroll (Sanrio)

Keroppi (Sanrio)

Mimmy (Sanrio)

Julianna Scott (Sanrio)

Mama White (Sanrio)

Papa White (Sanrio)

Fifi (Sanrio)

Grandpa White (Sanrio)

Grandma White (Sanrio)

My Sweet Piano (Sanrio/Onegai My Melody)

Chococat (Sanrio)

Little Miss Sunshine (Little Miss)

Little Miss Shy (Little Miss)

Little Miss Tiny (Little Miss)

Little Miss Splendid (Little Miss)

Mr Happy (Mr Men)

Mr Quiet (Mr Men Show)

Mr Scatterbrain (Mr Men Show)

Little Miss Giggles (Mr Men Show)

Mr Funny (Mr Men Show)

Humf

Uncle Hairy (Humf)

Humf's Parents (Humf)

Wallace (Humf)

Loon (Humf)

Flora (Humf)

Pusheen the Cat

All Bunnies from Sugarbunnies

Moony (ENA)

Shepherd (ENA)

Hourglass Dogs (ENA)

ENA (Season 1/Dream BBQ)

SpongeBob SquarePants

Patrick Star (SpongeBob)

Sandy Cheeks (SpongeBob)

Gary (SpongeBob)

Karen (SpongeBob)

Mr Krabs (SpongeBob)

Pearl Krabs (SpongeBob)

Plankton (SpongeBob)

Shaun The Sheep

Timmy (Shaun The Sheep/Timmy Time)

Mittens (Timmy Time)

Otus (Timmy Time)

Poppet (Moshi Monsters)

Jeepers (Moshi Monsters)

Shishi (Moshi Monsters)

Baby Rox (Moshi Monsters)

Capt Squirk (Moshi Monsters)

Tomba (Moshi Monsters)

Kissy (Moshi Monsters)

Sleepypaws (Moshi Monsters)

Dr Strangeglove (Moshi Monsters)

Wall-E

EVE (Wall-E)

Pocoyo

Nina (Pocoyo)

Gogo (Tiny Toons)

Apple Blossom (Shopkins)

Spilt Milk (Shopkins)

Dum Mee Mee (Shopkins)

Jessicake (Shopkins)

Donatina (Shopkins)

Choc & Chip (Shopkins)

Milk Bud (Shopkins)

Buncho Bananas (Shopkins)

Strawberry Kiss (Shopkins)

Peppa Mint (Shopkins)

Kooky Cookie (Shopkins)

Toasty Pop (Shopkins)

Sippy Sips (Shopkins)

Emily Elephant (Peppa Pig)

Rebecca Rabbit (Peppa Pig)

Zuzu & Zaza (Peppa Pig)

Rocky (Chicken Run)

Babs (Chicken Run)

Mickey Mouse (Mickey & Friends)

Minnie Mouse (Mickey & Friends)

Goofy (Mickey & Friends)

Daisy Duck (Mickey & Friends)

Donald Duck (Mickey & Friends)

Pluto (Mickey & Friends)

Clarabelle Cow (Mickey & Friends)

Hanazuki

Kiyoshi (Hanazuki)

Yellow Hemka (Hanazuki)

Light Blue Hemka (Hanazuki)

Blue Hemka (Hanazuki)

Pink Hemka (Hanazuki)

Raspberry Hemka (Hanazuki)

Lilo (Lilo & Stitch)

Stitch (Lilo & Stitch)

Angel (Lilo & Stitch)

Pleakley (Lilo & Stitch)

Woody (Toy Story)

Buzz (Toy Story)

Jessie (Toy Story)

Slinky (Toy Story)

Mr Potato Head (Toy Story)

Mrs Potato Head (Toy Story)

Little Green Men (Toy Story)

Trixie (Toy Story)

Bonnie (Toy Story)

Bunny and Ducky (Toy Story)

Buttercup (Toy Story)

Oswald The Lucky Rabbit

Ortensia The Cat

Scarecrow (DC/BTAS/TNBA/Arkhamverse/Injustice 2/Nolanverse/Fear State/Audio Adventures/Brave and The Bold/Harley Quinn Series/Happy Halloween Scooby Doo/Long Halloween)

Mad Hatter (BTAS)

Joker (BTAS/The Batman Series)

Baby Doll (BTAS)

Ventriloquist & Scarface (BTAS)

Alice (BTAS)

Scream Queen (Batman: Brave and The Bold)

Red Hood (Injustice 2)

Green Arrow (Injustice 2)

King Shark (Harley Quinn Series)

Bill Nye (Celebrity/Happy Halloween Scooby Doo)

Elvira Mistress Of The Dark (Film/Movie Macabre/Happy Halloween Scooby Doo)

Ragdoll (The Batman Series)

Riddler (The Batman Series)

Catwoman (The Batman Series)

Penguin (The Batman Series)

Question (Justice League Unlimited)

Huntress (Justice League Unlimited)

Starfire (Teen Titans)

Harley Quinn (Harley Quinn Series/Injustice 2/MultiVersus)

Ghoul (Batman Beyond)

MX (Mario.EXE)

Lucas (Mario 85)

Gingy (Shrek)

Lord X (Sonic.EXE)

Curse (Sonic.EXE)

NormalCD (Sonic.EXE)

Hog (Sonic.EXE)

Majin Sonic

Medic (Team Fortress 2)

Sniper (Team Fortress 2)

Mario.EXE (Mario's Madness)

Coronation Day Peach (Mario's Madness)

Boyfriend (FNF)

Girlfriend (FNF)

Carol (FNF)

Hex (FNF)

Tabi (FNF)

Sunday (FNF)

Sarvente (FNF)

Cassette Girl (FNF)

Selever (FNF)

Rasazy (FNF)

Ruv (FNF)

Nikusa (FNF)

Solazar (FNF)

QT (FNF)

Annie (FNF)

Garcello (FNF)

Chris (FNF)

Rascal (FNF)

Pom Pom (FNF)

Boy & Girl (FNF)

Shaggy (Scooby Doo)

Fred (Scooby Doo)

Scooby Doo

Skid (Spooky Month)

Pump (Spooky Month)

Lila (Spooky Month)

Bob Velseb (Spooky Month)

Streber (Spooky Month)

John (Spooky Month)

Robert (Spooky Month)

Jaune (Spooky Month)

Mario (Mario/DIC Cartoons)

Luigi (Mario/DIC Cartoons/Movie)

Bowser (Mario/Movie)

Yoshi (Mario/DIC Cartoons)

Peach (Mario)

Daisy (Mario)

Bowser Jr (Mario)

Wario (Mario)

Toad (Mario)

King Boo (Mario)

Boo (Mario)

Count Bleck (Mario)

Tippi (Mario)

Rosalina (Mario)

Lumas (Mario)

Sonic (Sonic/AOSTH/Movie)

Tails (Sonic/AOSTH/Movie)

Amy (Sonic)

Dr Eggman (Sonic)

Vector (Sonic)

Cream (Sonic)

Chao (Sonic)

Chip (Sonic)

Orbot (Sonic)

Cubot (Sonic)

Zavok (Sonic)

Zazz (Sonic)

Tails Doll (Sonic)

Sage (Sonic)

Vanilla (Sonic)

Zim (Invader Zim)

Lumalee (Super Mario Movie)

Giuseppe (Super Mario Movie)

Dr Nefarious (Ratchet & Clank)

Sr Pelo (YouTuber)

SMG4 (YouTuber)

CookieSwirlC (YouTuber)

atsuover (YouTuber)

Rageminer (YouTuber)

Nicky Tate (YouTuber)

WolfyChu (YouTuber)

Dawko (YouTuber)

Katie Ryan (YouTuber)

Rosanna Pansino (YouTuber)

Ashley Nichols Art (YouTuber)

Vivziepop (YouTuber)

REU Music Channel (YouTuber)

Kristers Viļums (YouTuber)

Janet HQ (YouTuber)

SSGSS Marioftw (YouTuber)

king of creepypasta (YouTuber)

Zer0_Gacha (YouTuber)

•Marializ• (YouTuber)

Kitty Ashley (YouTuber)

Jaiden Animations (YouTuber)

Welp I'm Spooky (YouTuber)

Fluffie Puff (YouTuber)

Brandon Rogers (YouTuber)

CG5 (YouTuber)

Genieland (YouTuber)

RRcherrypie (YouTuber)

Or30 (YouTuber)

jacknjellify (YouTuber)

GinjaNinjaOwO (YouTuber)

SweetoToons (YouTuber)

Markiplier (YouTuber)

Jacksepticeye (YouTuber)

NashiroThePenguin (YouTuber)

G4meL0ver_ (YouTuber)

[]Kiara cutie❤️[] (YouTuber)

WiiLikeToPlay (YouTuber)

Sonrio the Hedgehog (YouTuber/Discord)

Robert Englund (Celebrity)

Charles Martinet (Celebrity)

Harry Hill (Celebrity)

Tom Kenny (Celebrity)

Greg Eagles (Celebrity)

Mark Hamill (Celebrity)

Richard Horvitz (Celebrity)

Joey D'Auria (Celebrity)

Tara Strong (Celebrity)

Keith David (Celebrity)

Wendie Malick (Celebrity)

Kevin Michael Richardson (Celebrity)

Grey DeLisle (Celebrity)

Daft Punk (Musician)

Michael Jackson (Musician)

Jeffrey Combs (Celebrity)

Mel Winkler (Celebrity)

Peppino (Pizza Tower)

Gustavo & Brick (Pizza Tower)

Noise (Pizza Tower)

Noisette (Pizza Tower)

Vigilante (Pizza Tower)

Fake Peppino (Pizza Tower)

Pizzahead (Pizza Tower)

Hades (Hercules)

Chikn Nuggit Main Characters

Skeletor (He-Man)

Orko (He-Man)

Mushu (Mulan)

XR (Buzz Lightyear Of Star Command)

NOS-4-A2 (Buzz Lightyear Of Star Command)

Zurg (Buzz Lightyear Of Star Command)

Jafar (Aladdin)

Iago (Aladdin)

Genie (Aladdin)

Pinocchio (Pinocchio(1940s)

Geppetto (Pinocchio(1940s)

Figaro (Pinocchio(1940s)

Honest John (Pinocchio(1940s)

Gideon (Pinocchio(1940s)

Dumbo

Moomintroll (Moomin Series)

Moominmamma (Moomin Series)

Moominpappa (Moomin Series)

Snorkmaiden (Moomin Series)

Snufkin (Moomin Series)

Snork (Moomin Series)

Little My (Moomin Series)

Puss In Boots

Kitty Softpaws (Puss In Boots)

Three Diablos (Puss In Boots)

Perrito (Puss In Boots)

Jack Horner (Puss In Boots)

Nigel (Wild Thornberrys)

Brian Griffin (Family Guy)

Joe Swanson (Family Guy)

Wally Darling (Welcome Home)

Barnaby (Welcome Home)

Julie (Welcome Home)

Edd (Eddsworld)

Tom (Eddsworld)

Matt (Eddsworld)

Tord (Eddsworld)

Eduardo (Eddsworld)

Matilda (Eddsworld)

Linus (Peanuts)

Woodstock (Peanuts)

Gizmo (Gremlins)

Quasimodo (Hunchback Of Notre Dame(Disney)

Esmeralda (Hunchback Of Notre Dame(Disney)

Phoebus (Hunchback Of Notre Dame(Disney)

Claude Frollo (Hunchback Of Notre Dame(Disney)

Hugo, Victor & Laverne (Hunchback Of Notre Dame(Disney)

Archdeacon (Hunchback Of Notre Dame(Disney)

Djali (Hunchback Of Notre Dame(Disney)

Clopin Trouillefou (Hunchback Of Notre Dame(Disney)

Bubble (BFDI)

Cake (BFB)

4 (BFB)

X (BFB)

Winner (BFB/TPOT)

Ice Cube (BFDI)

Lollipop (BFB)

Panda (We Bare Bears/We Baby Bears)

Chloe (We Bare Bears)

Grizzly (We Bare Bears/We Baby Bears)

Ice Bear (We Bare Bears/We Baby Bears)

Jared (We Baby Bears)

Snow White (Snow White & The Seven Dwarfs)

Evil Queen (Snow White & The Seven Dwarfs)

Jaq, Gus (Cinderella)

Maleficent (Sleeping Beauty)

Chudd Chudders (Skatoony)

Earl (Skatoony)

T-Bone (Skatoony)

DangerGrid (Skatoony)

Winnie The Pooh

Piglet (Winnie The Pooh)

Tigger (Winnie The Pooh)

Kanga & Roo (Winnie The Pooh)

Rabbit (Winnie The Pooh)

Eeyore (Winnie The Pooh)

Kirby

Meta Knight (Kirby)

Viridi (Kid Icarus)

Lost Silver (Pokèpasta)

Strangled Red (Poképasta)

Hypno (Pokémon/Poképasta)

Jigglypuff (Pokémon)

Eevee (Pokémon)

Darkrai (Pokèmon)

Sylveon (Pokémon)

Pichu (Pokémon)

Iris (Pokémon)

Alice (Pokémon)

Alicia (Pokémon)

Dwebble (Pokémon)

Manaphy (Pokémon)

Jirachi (Pokémon)

Piplup (Pokémon)

Axew (Pokémon)

Emolga (Pokémon)

Cosmog (Pokémon)

Pikachu (Pokémon)

Zorua (Pokémon)

Minccino (Pokémon)

Cinccino (Pokémon)

Celebi (Pokémon)

Latias (Pokémon)

Latios (Pokémon)

Shinto (FNF: Lullaby)

Krusty The Clown (Simpsons)

Bart (Simpsons)

Maggie (Simpsons)

June Bellamy (Simpsons)

Groundskeeper Willie (Simpsons)

Klaus (American Dad)

Nikki (Camp Camp)

Nerris (Camp Camp)

Ered (Camp Camp)

Max (Camp Camp)

Gwen (Camp Camp)

King (Owl House)

Eda Clawthorne (Owl House)

Raine Whispers (Owl House)

Willow Park (Owl House)

Luz Noceda (Owl House)

Collector (Owl House)

Hank Anderson (Detroit: Become Human)

Neo Cortex (Crash Bandicoot)

Aku Aku (Crash Bandicoot)

Dingodile (Crash Bandicoot)

Lani-Loli (Crash Bandicoot)

Kapuna-Wa (Crash Bandicoot)

Pasadena O'Possum (Crash Bandicoot)

N-Gin (Crash Bandicoot)

Captain Hook (Peter Pan)

Smee (Peter Pan)

Boo (Monsters Inc)

Mike (Monsters Inc)

Sulley (Monsters Inc)

Spike (Flushed Away)

Rita (Flushed Away)

Pim (Smiling Friends)

Charlie (Smiling Friends)

Rick (Rick & Morty)

Yo Gabba Gabba Main Characters

Grogu (The Mandalorian)

The Mandalorian

Mugman (Cuphead Show)

Baroness Von Bon Bon (Cuphead Show)

Devil (Cuphead Show)

Sally Stageplay (Cuphead Show)

Ms Chalice (Cuphead Show)

Victor Creel (Stranger Things)

Mike Wheeler (Stranger Things)

Tessa (Skylanders)

Mags (Skylanders)

Dr Krankcase (Skylanders)

Mr Stitchy (PIGGY)

Clowny (PIGGY)

Orange (Rainbow Friends)

Screech (DOORS)

Seek (DOORS)

Claire (Professor Layton)

Snatcher (Hat In Time)

Kronk (Emperor's New Groove)

Yzma (Emperor's New Groove)

Kuzco (Emperor's New Groove)

Hermione (Harry Potter)

Sayori (Doki Doki Literature Club)

Monika (Doki Doki Literature Club)

Yuri (Doki Doki Literature Club)

Natsuki (Doki Doki Literature Club)

Meg, Mog and Owl (Meg & Mog)

Wally (Where's Wally(90s Series)

Emily (Thomas The Tank Engine(Model)

Percy (Thomas The Tank Engine(Model)

Oogtar (Mario DIC Cartoons)

King Koopa (Mario DIC Cartoons)

Captain N (Captain N The Game Master Series)

Simon Belmont (Captain N The Game Master)

Knuckles (Sonic Movie)

Tom Wachowski (Sonic Movie)

Maddie Wachowski (Sonic Movie)

Marinette (Miraculous Ladybug)

Alya (Miraculous Ladybug)

Gabriel Agreste (Miraculous Ladybug)

Nathalie (Miraculous Ladybug)

Twilight Sparkle (My Little Pony)

Rarity (My Little Pony)

Rainbow Dash (My Little Pony)

Pinkie Pie (My Little Pony)

Fluttershy (My Little Pony)

Discord (My Little Pony)

Princess Celestia (My Little Pony)

Apple Bloom (My Little Pony)

Flurry Heart (My Little Pony)

Ocellus (My Little Pony)

Silverstream (My Little Pony)

Thorax (My Little Pony)

Applejack (My Little Pony)

Red Guy (DHMIS)

Duck Guy (DHMIS)

Colin The Computer (DHMIS)

Lesley (DHMIS)

Sketchbook (DHMIS)

Bread Mother (DHMIS)

Electracey (DHMIS)

Charles Calvin (Henry Stickmin)

Reginald Copperbottom (Henry Stickmin)

Right Hand Man (Henry Stickmin)

Dmitri Petrov (Henry Stickmin)

King Candy (Wreck It Ralph)

Felix (Wreck It Ralph)

Sunflower (Plants Vs Zombies)

Pepa Madrigal (Encanto)

Bruno Madrigal (Encanto)

Mirabel Madrigal (Encanto)

Antonio Madrigal (Encanto)

Tinky Winky (Teletubbies)

Dipsy (Teletubbies)

Laa-Laa (Teletubbies)

Po (Teletubbies)

Ursula (Little Mermaid)

Melody (Little Mermaid)

Sebastian (Little Mermaid)

Arnold (Hey Arnold)

Charlie Morningstar (Hazbin Hotel)

Lucifer Morningstar (Hazbin Hotel)

Angel Dust (Hazbin Hotel)

Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)

Nifty (Hazbin Hotel)

Vaggie (Hazbin Hotel)

Komasan (Yo-Kai Watch)

Komajiro (Yo-Kai Watch)

Whisper (Yo-Kai Watch)

Orbulon (Warioware)

Moon Knight

Mr Knight (Moon Knight)

Peni Parker (Into The Spider Verse)

Vulture (Spectacular Spider Man)

Doc Ock (Spectacular Spider Man)

Sam & Max (Sam & Max: Freelance Police)

Spot The Dog

Noddy

Dinah Doll (Noddy)

Fuse (Noddy)

Pat Pat (Noddy)

Naughticorns (Noddy)

Pipsqueak (The Lorax)

Grammy Norma (The Lorax)

Madeline Hatter (Ever After High)

Kitty Cheshire (Ever After High)

Crystal Winter (Ever After High)

Lizzie Hearts (Ever After High)

Bunny Blanc (Ever After High)

Eijiro Kirishima (MHA)

Momo Yaoyorozu (MHA)

Tsuyu Asui (MHA)

Kota Izumi (MHA)

Eri (MHA)

Toga Himiko (MHA)

Spinner (MHA)

Ms Joke (MHA)

Shota Aizawa (MHA)

Mirio Togata (MHA)

Inko Midoriya (MHA)

Tomura Shigaraki (MHA)

Dabi (MHA)

Tenya Ida (MHA)

Ochaco Uraraka (MHA)

Frankie Stein (Monster High)

Abbey Bominable (Monster High)

Draculaura (Monster High)

Catty Noir (Monster High)

Garfield

Odie (Garfield)

Mao Mao (Mao Mao: HOPH)

Adorabat (Mao Mao: HOPH)

Eugene (Mao Mao: HOPH)

Badgerclops (Mao Mao: HOPH)

Shin Mao (Mao Mao: HOPH)

Master Crane (Kung Fu Panda)

Blitzø (Helluva Boss)

Moxxie (Helluva Boss)

Millie (Helluva Boss)

Loona (Helluva Boss)

Stolas (Helluva Boss)

Asmodeus (Helluva Boss)

Colin (Helluva Boss)

Fizzarolli (Helluva Boss)

Paimon (Helluva Boss)

Queen Bee-Zlebub (Helluva Boss)

Needlem0use

Luther (Needlem0use)

Sarah Henderson (Needlem0use)

Faline (Bambi)

Bambi (Bambi)

Thumper (Bambi)

Toothless (HTTYD)

Astrid (HTTYD)

Ruffnut & Tuffnut (HTTYD)

Valka (HTTYD)

Cloudjumper (HTTYD)

F (Alphabet Lore)

P (Alphabet Lore)

Y (Alphabet Lore)

Foxy (FNAF)

Funtime Freddy (FNAF)

Sun (FNAF)

Moon (FNAF)

Circus Baby (FNAF)

Tari (SMG4)

Melony (SMG4)

Axol (SMG4)

Karen (SMG4)

Meggy (SMG4)

Kagamine Rin (Vocaloid)

Hatsune Miku (Vocaloid)

Kasane Teto (Vocaloid)

Doofenshmirtz (Phineas & Ferb)

Anya (Spy X Family)

Yor (Spy X Family)

Loid (Spy X Family)

Bendy (BATDR)

Sammy Lawrence (BATIM)

Boris (BATIM)

Tom (BATIM)

Allison Angel (BATIM)

Nezuko Kamado (Demon Slayer)

Tanjiro Kamado (Demon Slayer)

Zenitsu (Demon Slayer)

Pac-Man

Inky (Pac-Man)

Meilin Lee (Turning Red)

Abby Park (Turning Red)

Dory (Finding Nemo)

Deb (Finding Nemo)

Destiny (Finding Dory)

Toriel (Undertale)

Napstablook (Undertale)

Mettaton (Undertale)

Asriel (Undertale)

Sans (Undertale)

Papyrus (Undertale)

Jevil (Deltarune)

Ralsei (Deltarune)

Giulia (Luca)

Imelda (Coco)

Unikitty (Unikitty Series)

Puppycorn (Unikitty Series)

Dewey Duck (Ducktales(2017)

Della Duck (Ducktales(2017)

Scrooge McDuck (Ducktales(2017)

Lena (Ducktales(2017)

Manny (Ducktales(2017)

Roy (ROY Series)

Wallace (Wallace & Gromit)

Hutch (Wallace & Gromit)

Wendolene Ramsbottom (Wallace & Gromit)

Lady Tottington (Wallace & Gromit)

Rayman (Rayman/RTAS)

Betina (Rayman Animated Series)

Flips (Rayman Animated Series)

Grand Minimus (Rayman)

David Jones (Criminal Case)

Charles Dupont (Criminal Case)

Zoe Kusama (Criminal Case)

Cathy King (Criminal Case)

Samuel King (Criminal Case)

Madeline O'Malley (Criminal Case)

Eduardo Ramirez (Criminal Case)

Bubbles (Powerpuff Girls)

Penny Fitzgerald (Amazing World Of Gumball)

Karen McCormick (South Park)

Butters Scotch (South Park)

Isabelle (Animal Crossing)

Rover (Animal Crossing)

Timmy & Tommy (Animal Crossing)

Bender (Futurama)

Wish Bear (Care Bears)

Share Bear (Care Bears)

Sam (Trick R Treat)

Scar (Alien Vs Predator)

Lex Woods (Alien Vs Predator)

Tuffy (Tom & Jerry)

Tyke (Tom & Jerry)

SCP-049 (SCP)

SCP-999 (SCP)

Kratos (God Of War)

Zardy (Zardy's Maze)

Jack Skellington (Nightmare Before Christmas)

Sally (Nightmare Before Christmas)

Zero (Nightmare Before Christmas)

Oogie Boogie (Nightmare Before Christmas)

Mike + His Alters (Total Drama)

Zoey (Total Drama)

Jasmine (Total Drama)

Clover Cookie (Cookie Run: Kingdom)

Onion Cookie (Cookie Run: Kingdom)

Frost Queen Cookie (Cookie Run: Kingdom)

Cream Puff Cookie (Cookie Run: Kingdom)

Parfait Cookie (Cookie Run: Kingdom)

Squid Ink Cookie (Cookie Run: Kingdom)

Strawberry Crepe Cookie (Cookie Run: Kingdom)

Cherry Blossom Cookie (Cookie Run: Kingdom)

Bunzo Bunny (Poppy Playtime)

Candy Cat (Poppy Playtime)

Kissy Missy (Poppy Playtime)

Huggy Wuggy (Poppy Playtime)

Boogie Bot (Poppy Playtime)

Parappa The Rapper

Sunny (Parappa The Rapper)

Kedamono (Popee The Performer)

Popee (Popee The Performer)

Ty The Tasmanian Tiger

Maurie (Ty The Tasmanian Tiger)

Lynn Loud (Loud House)

Lucy Loud (Loud House)

Luan Loud (Loud House)

Chuck (Angry Birds)

Matilda (Angry Birds)

Leonard Mudbeard (Angry Birds)

Courtney (Angry Birds)

Garry (Angry Birds)

Zeta (Angry Birds)

Debbie (Angry Birds)

Mr Tumble (Something Special)

Granddad Tumble (Something Special)

Suki (Avatar: The Last Airbender)

Iroh (Avatar: The Last Airbender)

Momo (Avatar: The Last Airbender)

Margaret The Mole (Andy's Apple Farm)

Felix The Fish (Andy's Apple Farm)

Trixie & Captain Cuddlepuss (Creature Comforts)

Muffin (Bluey)

Bingo (Bluey)

Frisky (Bluey)

Radley (Bluey)

Chilli (Bluey)

Bluey

Bandit (Bluey)

Socks (Bluey)

Trixie (Bluey)

Lila (Bluey)

Brandy (Bluey)

Pom Pom (Bluey)

Holly (Ben & Holly's Little Kingdom)

Nanny Plum (Ben & Holly's Little Kingdom)

Taki (Friday Night Fever)

Soft BF (FNF: Soft)

Soft Mouse (FNF: Soft)

EteleD (Wii Deleted You)

Corrupt Mii/Austin Sanders (Wii Deleted You)

Jack Sparrow (Pirates Of The Caribbean)

Hector Barbossa (Pirates Of The Caribbean)

Davy Jones (Pirates Of The Caribbean)

Lumiere (Beauty & The Beast)

Fifi (Beauty & The Beast)

Chip (Beauty & The Beast)

Bill Cipher (Gravity Falls)

PukeyHurlC (Grossery Gang)

Numbuh 3 (Kids Next Door)

Numbuh 5 (Kids Next Door)

Maurice (Kids Next Door)

Mushi Sanban (Kids Next Door)

Father (Kids Next Door)

Monty Uno (Kids Next Door)

Delightful Children (Kids Next Door)

Konata (Lucky Star)

Peggle Deluxe Characters

Secret History Tails (Mashed)

Secret History Mario (Mashed)

Shuey Rhon Rhon (Beijing 2022 Mascot)

Bing Dwen Dwen (Beijing 2022 Mascot)

Miraitowa (Tokyo 2020 Mascot)

Someity (Tokyo 2020 Mascot)

Mr Shark (The Bad Guys)

Mrs Tarantula (The Bad Guys)

Diane Foxington (The Bad Guys)

Lammy (Happy Tree Friends)

Flaky (Happy Tree Friends)

Sniffles (Happy Tree Friends)

Fleegle (Banana Splits)

Bingo (Banana Splits)

Drooper (Banana Splits)

Snorky (Banana Splits)

505 (Villainous)

Demencia (Villainous)

White Hat (Villainous)

Marvin The Martian (Looney Tunes)

Bugs Bunny (Looney Tunes)

Tweety (Looney Tunes)

Korekiyo Shinguji (Danganronpa)

Chiaki Nanami (Danganronpa)

Dave Algebra Class

Garnet (Steven Universe)

Amethyst (Steven Universe)

Pearl (Steven Un6iverse)

Peridot (Steven Universe)

Rainbow Quartz (Steven Universe)

Lapis (Steven Universe)

Greg (Steven Universe)

Grim Reaper (Grim Adventures Of Billy & Mandy)

Jack O Lantern (Grim Adventures Of Billy & Mandy)

Freddy Krueger (Nightmare On Elm Street)

Jason Voorhess (Friday The 13th)

Pamela Voorhess (Friday The 13th)

Optimus Prime (Transformers)

Lefty Sonic (Five Nights At Sonic's)

Chirp (PATBWW)

Peep (PATBWW)

Quack (PATBWW)

Milly (Milly, Molly)

Molly (Milly, Molly)

Mama (Cooking Mama)

Yuto (Cooking Mama)

Ichigo (Cooking Mama)

Natasha (Cooking Mama)

Michael Myers (Halloween)

Dr Facilier (Princess and The Frog)

Cruella De Vil (101 Dalmatians)

Lucky (101 Dalmatians)

Lightbulb (Inanimate Insanity)

Paintbrush (Inanimate Insanity)

Bow/Bot (Inanimate Insanity)

MePad (Inanimate Insanity)

Tune (Object Mayhem)

Shelly (Brawl Of The Objects)

Fifi (Fifi & The Flowertots)

Hank J Wimbleton (Madness Combat)

Tricky (Madness Combat)

Sanford (Madness Combat)

Deimos (Madness Combat)

Jebus (Madness Combat)

Happiness Hank (Madness Combat)

Tankman (Tankmen Series)

Sailor Mercury (Sailor Moon)

Luna (Sailor Moon)

Artemis (Sailor Moon)

Diana (Sailor Moon)

Mio Mao

Lady Dimitrescu (Resident Evil: Village)

Heisenberg (Resident Evil: Village)

Slappy (Goosebumps)

Major Dr Ghastly (Evil Con Carne)

Drakken (Kim Possible)

Woolly & Tig

Pops (Regular Show)

Eileen (Regular Show)

Hi Five Ghost (Regular Show)

Brandy (Brandy & Mr Whiskers)

Mr Whiskers (Brandy & Mr Whiskers)

Anne Boonchuy (Amphibia)

Marcy Wu (Amphibia)

Sasha Waybright (Amphibia)

Sprig Plantar (Amphibia)

King Andrias (Amphibia)

Bill (Big City Greens)

Alice (Big City Greens)

Tilly (Big City Greens)

Cricket (Big City Greens)

Scratch (Ghost & Molly McGee)

Molly McGee (Ghost & Molly McGee)

Antauri (Super Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce Go)

Otto (Super Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce Go)

Circus Of Ooze Crew (Super Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce Go)

Swampy (Where's My Water/Swampy's Underground Adventures)

Allie (Where's My Water/Swampy's Underground Adventures)

Cranky (Where's My Water/Swampy's Underground Adventures)

Oscar Proud (Proud Family)

Penny Proud (Proud Family)

Suga Mama (Proud Family)

Zooster (Jungle Junction)

Spud (Bob The Builder)

Baymax (Big Hero 6)

Leatherface (Texas Chainsaw Massacre)

Chop Top Sawyer (Texas Chainsaw Massacre)

Venom/Eddie Brock (Venom Movie)

Goku (Dragon Ball Z)

Chichi (Dragon Ball Z)

Krillin (Dragon Ball Z)

Vegeta (Dragon Ball Z)

Sailor Moon

Ashley The Saiyan Princess (YouTuber)

Justin Fletcher (Celebrityl)

mikarvif_ (Discord)

cloudeevi (Discord)

THE LOST LORD X (YouTuber)

.ImSea/THE JUMPMAN MX 85 (YouTuber/Discord)

Dylan (YouTuber/Discord)

Sunny (Criminal Case)

Gudetama (Sanrio)

Cameron (Total Drama)

Chris McLean (Total Drama)

Izzy (Total Drama)

Hat Kid (Hat In Time)

[strawbrygashez]

Postal 4 + Poostall Royale Fic

The Day Grandpa Slayed

I got the idea to make a short little fic where Poostall Dude & Doe are the ones who helped p4 get his ‘special’ petition outfit together :) This isn’t that good & is just silly ..

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“Okayyy! I see you!” Doe yelled out from her seat across from the other two sitting on the sofa perpendicular to her. Of course she also had her phone out, taking pictures with a wide smirk as she watched the men in front of her.

Dude had to glance away from Poostall to give her a frown which got him a slight slap on the shoulder from the man in front of him. “Don’t make faces. You’re already going to ruin your makeup Dude.” Poostall fussed before he took hold of Dudes face to make him face forward again. Dude mumbled out a sorry before Poostall got back to work on filling in Dudes eyebrows.

Honestly Dude didn’t give a fuck about her taking pictures or either of them joking around about it really. But damn that flash was bothering his eyes and he could deal without her constant snickering. It wasn’t the fact that Dude was man getting his makeup done that was making her giggle of course. Poostall was the one doing the makeup for christ sakes since she didn’t feel like it. It’s just that she liked picking on him particularly for being oldest Postal Dude. It didn’t necessarily get to him that much, he knew he had killer looks and charm but still both her and Poostall Dude were a handful and ‘evil’ rascals most of the time.

But he always also found himself liking that though. Sometimes he wished it was easier for him to still be a fast, sneaky, sly piece of shit person but with his aging bones, he found it harder to do as the years went by. So seeing the both of them gave him a feeling of nostalgia..though he isn’t in a hurry to admit that. Especially to Doe.

“Oh come on…I mean it. You look good! If this doesn’t get people signing your dumb thing I don’t think anything else will.” She said as she finally sat her phone back down and leaned back in the recliner. “You’re lucky you got Mr. Short Stuff helping you too. He’s better at makeup than me anyways.”

Poostall moved back from Dude to check out his handy work from further back. “Hmm…I dunno. Does that look okay to you?” He asked as he gestured towards her for Dude to turn his head back towards her.

Doe slipped off her sunglasses and squinted. “Hm..Yeah.” She said with a shrug before reaching back into the bowl of chips she’d been eating from. “Looks fine to me…Don’t forget to put on those really big eyelashes though! I think it would complete the look.”

Poostall nodded before digging back into his own makeup bag. “Did you actually want those on though old man? We can just do more mascara or something.” He said as he pulled out a couple false lashes and a small thing of what Dude assumed to be eyelash glue. (Hey. Dude kinda knew makeup…he’s fallen down random YouTube rabbit holes at night).

“Eh, fuck it. I’m already committed to wearing fucking stockings and high heels. At this point nothing is too much for me.” He replied. Looking down at himself he really didn’t know exactly how he gotten himself into this position but meh. Worse stuff has happened and he genuinely didn’t care when it came down to it. Maybe some people would laugh or something but he’s gotten that all his life so what reaction could happen this time that he’s not used to?

“Mkay. Do you wanna pick a set?” Poostall asked as he laid some of the fake lashes in their packaging in between them. Yeesh, they really made all these options for eyelashes? He’d kinda just assumed they had only one normal option which were just long and big and then the rest were more for parties where they had fake gems and whatnot. He’d have to try to learn more about this shit especially if these two knew a lot about it. It would make things less confusing for him to understand.

He picked up the set with the biggest lashes and handed it over. “Uhm, I guess this works? Unless I can’t use that or something..”

Poostall grinned. “You can. There isn’t a set you can’t really not use Dude.”

-

A bit later the look was complete. Dude really had done himself up from head to toe. Maybe going through all this just to get some signatures was pretty over the top but everything was said and done. Plus, Dude actually found himself quite amazed with how the makeup turned out as he looked into the small makeup mirror Poostall had handed him. The makeup really tied the look all together and he found he was actually feeling pretty confident! Old him would have definitely gave him shit for looking like this but for some reason, current him felt actually pretty attractive.

“Jesus fuck man. You really out did yourself.” Dude complemented him as he looked at himself from different angles with the mirror. He even made different faces in the reflection a couple times which made Poostall snicker. “Eh, it’s not much. Me and Doe usually take hours with makeup before we hit up clubs. Kinda just threw stuff together just now but I think it looks great too.”

“I mean it. Like you could probably uh- get some kinda career with these skills. I think that’s a thing right? You could be one of those uh..makeup gay guy influencers I see on YouTube.”

There was…many things about that statement that Poostall could say. Especially since the older guy in front of him was for real wearing high heels and Dude currently had a boyfriend but instead he just raised a eyebrow and gave a sarcastic thanks before beginning to put his makeup products back into a little bag.

Dude helped him gather his things back up before he pulled out his own phone to look at himself on selfie mode on the camera. “Do you all really think I look good?” He asked as he fixed a small smudge of lipstick. Poostall nodded, more concentrated on getting his stuff back together while Doe spoke up again to reassure him. “Like I said Dude, if this doesn’t work nothing will.” She smirked as she watched him check himself out. “You should upload a picture even. Tag me and Poostall though!”

Dude barely even knew how to navigate most social media but oh well, fuck it. Maybe he would share it somewhere, just keep it on his phone for memories sake.. or to show his boyfriend later. Either way, he snapped a photo or two before setting his phone back onto the couch with a sigh. “After I’m done I think I’m going to call it a day.” He grumbled, leaning back into the seat. The girl in front of him took another bite of a chip and nodded, crossing one of her legs on top of the other. The day before he’d basically gave them a tour of the town basically.. he’d been dealing with their asses for about a week now and letting them even sleep in his trailer…and even she knew that they can be annoying so she quickly understood. “Yeah. It’s supposed to rain later on I think. That’s what the cute weather lady said on the news earlier anyways. Yknow the one with the long hair? Blue eyes??”

Dude shrugged and checked the time on his phone. “Well it’s six now..”

“Uh.. yeah I would probably go ahead and head out now if you wanna make it back before it gets bad.” She said, picking up the remote next to her and flipping the channel from the old horror movie that had been on, to the weather which made Poostall huff. “I was watching that dumbass.”

“Oh shut up. You’ve seen that movie tons of times.” She grumbled back as she tossed the remote back down.

What was totally insane to Dude was that the two weren’t siblings..not because they looked similar obviously, since all ‘Postal Dudes’ do but just because they had that kinda energy. Plus, they’d both met each other without some funky ‘brain damage’ situation or anything weird. What they’d told Dude at least was they’d met each other at work and eventually moved in together since they just clicked so well..

Thinking of the fact there is apparently multiple versions of himself always just gave him a headache though, but sometimes he did wonder what happened to the one he’d met ages ago with the brown jacket. He understood that situation a bit more since he’d gotten pretty badly injured but nothing crazy to Dudes knowledge made him be able to meet these two but he wasn’t even going to question it. He’d met them, they’d seem nice, they’d needed a place to stay so he’s leaving it at that until whatever else eventually comes up.

-

Seeing that he indeed should go ahead and probably get ready to leave he stood up.

“Wait! Wait! Can I take a picture of you fully?” Doe asked as she lifted up her phone again. Dude rolled his eyes but posed anyways with a hand on his hip and a leg sticking out some. “Jeez.. you got some killer thighs man. Work it!” She giggled. “I know.” Dude dramatically sighed as he gave her another pose. “It’s a blessing and a curse.” He joked as he turned around to give her a over the shoulder pose, making her smile more and Poostall chuckle again.

“You gonna give us a twerk or something?! You got too much cake not to.” Doe joked as she zoomed out on him on her phone. “Cake?”

“Ass.” Poostall clarified as he stood up to go grab a drink out of the fridge. “Oh.. uh. Why not?” Dude said. He was in a playful, silly mood anyways. He liked seeing them finding joy in stupid crap so why not? He slowly dropped ‘it’ low and then to his sudden embarrassment both Doe and Poostall let out a wheeze. Doe laughed pretty hard until her eyes watered up. “Grandpas serving cunt!!” She yelled as she continued to record.

It left him feeling more self conscious than he thought he’d be so he suddenly stood back up, (ouch!! his legs!) before giving a small laugh of his own though his face was red. “Agh, shut up. I need to hurry up and take my meds so I can leave, assholes.” He smiled shyly before quickly making his way to a cupboard and pulling out all the meds he takes everyday.

-

Once he’d taken them and things had calmed down enough, (though Doe was still wiping her tears away) he stood near the door. “Alright. I’ll be back probably around nine. I’m going to pick up some food us even though I don’t think you all deserve it.” He joked.

“Aww, I’m sorry Dude. Well be good while you’re gone I promise and I’ll tease you a little less…eventually.”

“Hm..I’ll believe it when I see it. Anyways, be good you two. Im not saving your asses again like I did Monday night again.” Dude said, placing a hand on Doe’s hair, ruffling it up a little since she was the closest of the two. “Yeah yeah. Don’t worry. The hot chick is on anyways so I’m good.”

-

Dude soon left after giving a couple reminders, leaving Doe and Poostall alone.

“Hey…. My Doe-eyed Deary?”

“Hm?”

“Didnt Dude drive by a club the other day? Wanna go check it out while he’s out?”

“I like the way you think.”

[moonypears-blog]

Tea Party.

!C*DFIA SHIPPERS DNI!

Wordcount: 921

Summary: Set during “Tea for too many.” Sofia’s classmates don’t like her tea party and leave. Cedric finds himself feeling sympathy for her. 

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Cedric grumbled as he walked through the castle garden to get to his workshop, a yellow ribbon still tied to his head. 

Wormwood followed behind him, shaking his head and moaning to himself about what a fool his master was. “Oh, will you shut it, wormy???” Cedric asked, getting nothing but a squawk in reply. 

“Oh, Cedric, make the chairs float. Cedric, bring the chairs back,” Cedric grumbled, kicking a stray rock in front of him. 

He continued walking, ignoring the yellow bow tied to a tall bush. That was until he heard a soft cry. Princess Sofia’s cry. 

“Leave it,” Wormwood said, though Cedric heard it as a simple squawk. 

Cedric wanted to move on. After all, it wasn’t his job to comfort every crying child in the kingdom. However, part of him felt a twinge of concern for the young princess. Children could be cruel, especially to sweet girls like Sofia who were even slightly different to them.  He knew first-hand how bad bullying could get. Something as small as her tiara being crooked could get her bullied relentlessly for the whole school year. 

Cedric reached for the bow on the wall of green, wormwood squawking his ear off. 

The green leaves pulled away to reveal a wooden door with a small hole in the middle, similar to the one at his workshop. Looking through the hole, Cedric saw Sofia sitting on a picnic blanket, sniffling with a grey rabbit in her lap, as well as two birds chirping to her. 

At this point, Wormwood had flown away, most likely to his perch in Cedric’s tower. “Some loyal pet you are,” Cedric mumbled briefly. The bird was as loyal as Belle’s horse! Or was it Ariel who had a horse?....

“Princess Sofia?” Cedric said after opening the door to the garden she’d shown him earlier.

Sofia wiped her tears and looked up to him. “H-Hi, Mr Ceedric.”

“It’s Cedric. Said-rick,” he replied, gesturing with his wand to emphasise. Sofia just pet the bunny in her lap, ignoring his correction. “What’s wrong, princess?” Cedric asked, though he could pretty easily guess. 

Sofia cuddled the bunny, sniffling once again. “The other princesses didn’t like the party…they all left.”

Cedric scoffed. Why do children always think they’re better than everyone else? He remembered how the children at Hexely Hall treated him. They were always pushing him out of the way and stealing his wands. Oh, what he would give to hex those little rascals. 

“Don’t waste your time on them, princess,” he told her, walking over and petting her head. 

Sofia smiled at him, her eyes red. “Want to join me?” she asked weakly, holding up a white teacup. 

Cedric sighed. He really should get back to his workshop, but he couldn’t help but feel sympathy for her. He saw a bit of his younger self in her.  “Fine.”  

Sitting down on the picnic blanket, Cedric was handed a teacup. “Amber didn’t choose these I’m assuming?” 

 Sofia giggled and nodded. “I was planning on letting everyone paint them, but…” she smiled sadly, picking up a cup for herself.

Cedric looked over, finding some paints and paintbrushes. He wasn’t actually about to paint teacups to make a little girl feel better, was he? Yes, yes he was, so he reached for one of the paintbrushes. 

“And what are you meant to paint?”

Sofia shrugged. “Anything you want!” She reached for a paintbrush. 

Cedric pulled his wand from his robe and waved it, the paints opening and splaying out in front of them. Sofia watched in awe. His magic never failed to impress her, even something as simple as setting up paints. “You’re so good at magic, Mr Ceedric!” she exclaimed. Cedric tried to hide a smile. “Well, it’s an easy spell.”  He placed his wand back in his sleeve, picking up the paintbrush again. 

Cedric fiddled with the paintbrush. He had no idea what to paint! 

“Why don’t you paint Wormwood?” Sofia suggested, dipping her paintbrush in the purple paint. Cedric nodded. 

-

“Thank you for doing this with me, Mr Ceedric,” Sofia said after a quiet half hour of painting.  “It’s alright, Sofia,” Cedric said. He was almost finished with his portrait of Wormy. Little did he know the bird would squawk in offence and attack his head when he saw it. 

 “Sofia?”

Both Cedric and Sofia turned to see Queen Miranda by the door.

“Hi, Mom!” Sofia grinned at her mother. “Well, you seem to be feeling better.”

Sofia nodded. “Mr Ceedric is painting teacups with me!” Miranda smiled. “That’s nice. Anyway, it’s almost dinner time, come inside and wash up.” She held her hand out to Sofia.

Sofia said her goodbye before following her mother into the castle, leaving Cedric to finish painting.

Cedric took this moment to think about how he just spent half an hour painting teacups with a little girl to make her feel better. What was so different about her? He’d never do that for any other child. He hated children. What made her so special?

Putting his cup down onto the picnic blanket, Cedric peaked at Sofia’s teacup. 

Picking it up, Cedric held the teacup with care. 

The teacup was painted with a picture of him and Sofia holding hands, as well as little doodles; like wands and sparkles.

“She…She painted me?”

Cedric held a hand to his heart, a small smile on his face. He looked to see if Sofia was still there, but she was already on her way to the castle. 

“Goodbye, Sofia.”

-

[hellcheer-heaven]

After some not so thorough research, I’ve finally decided to discuss Chrissy’s and Eddie’s child. Her age would be between 0-5 years here.

Name: Elizabeth Cunningham Munson

AKA: Liz, Lizzie, Princess Lizzie, and Lizzie Bear.

Birthday: October 10, 1997

She would have her mom’s eyes, nose, and ears.

She would have her dad’s height, hair (lighter shade of brown), and lips.

Personality: Kind, head strong, sometimes a little stubborn, silly, creative, and a ball of energy.

Favorite color: Switches between green, black, and pink.

Favorite things: Dinosaurs, princesses, and Elmo.

Favorite foods: Spaghettios, bananas, grapes, string cheese, and chicken nuggets.

Favorite books: Where the Wild Things Are, Peter Rabbit, Corduroy, The Very Busy Spider, Winnie the Pooh, and Rainbow Fish

Favorite music: Songs from animated movies, Sesame Street songs, Somewhere Over the Rainbow, and a combination of her mom’s and dad’s music from the 80s.

Favorite movies: The Little Rascals, Anastasia, Tarzan, The Wizard of Oz, Cats Don’t Dance, and The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh.

Favorite shows: Sesame Street, The Powerpuff Girls, Bear in the Big Blue House, Little Bear, Rugrats, Blues Clues, and The Magic School Bus.

Favorite places: Park, preschool, the library, the zoo, and the community pool.

Comfort items: Chrissy’s scrunchie, Eddie’s chain bracelet, and her Pooh bear stuffie.

Likes: Drawing, running around barefoot, bubbles, spiders, reading, and playing tag.

Dislikes: Nap time, bee stings, being told to wait, thunder and lightening, and asparagus.

Aside from her parents, she loves to spend time with “Uncie” Wayne Munson and Steve “Stevie” Harrington.

[ofpineapplesanddawns]

24 tender for giant eldritch angel Aziraphale and friendly park employee Crowley?

The national park au! My beloved! (which I need to update but I forgot where I was going with the next chapter, whoops)

On with the fic!

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Crowley found Aziraphale with ease, deep in the forest near the angel's little cabin. It wasn't hard when you've started to become used to the feeling of what was basically holy radiation emitting from the giant being.

That, and Aziraphale left a trail of eyes around on the trees, all of which were clearly happy to see Crowley. Pun not intended.

The last of the eyes vanished when he came into the clearing, seeing his massive boyfriend in his true form, laying on the grass among fallen leaves and wildflowers. All hazel eyes and the two large, blue 'eyes' on his face seemed to be looking right at him, his stomach mouth was showing a wide smile.

"Crowley!" Aziraphale greeted and sat up, careful not to let himself rise too far above the tree lines. "You found me!"

"You made it rather easy." Crowley chuckled, shoving his hands into his jacket pocket as he approached. "Shift's over for the day, figured we could hang out a bit. Though I seem to have interrupted whatever you were doing here."

"Oh, you haven't interrupted much, darling." Aziraphale replied. "I was just enjoying the beautiful afternoon, letting the forest creatures come to me and such."

"Come to you?"

"When I'm in a good mood, they do not feel fear and sense protection near me, and I offer that to them. Also, I'm warm and they seem to like that, even on summer days like this."

Crowley noticed that near Aziraphale's hand was a rabbit, nuzzled up against a finger.

"You can come closer." Aziraphale smiled. "They will not fear you, they will know you are trusted."

"They?"

"The animals, come, sit! Enjoy the comfort with them!" Carefully, Crowley was pushed forward by another large hand, knowing that Aziraphale would never hurt him. He leaned back and was pulled closer to the other hand, where the rabbit was looking up at him now.

Reaching out a hand, the little creature sniffed his fingers before burrowing its face against Aziraphale again. Crowley snorted, making a comment of someone playing favorites, before he spotted something moving through the grass.

"Well, I know you'll come to me." He said, seeing the garter snake as it approached them. Aziraphale let Crowley get out of his palm to touch the snake, before it wrapped itself around his hand and wrist, seeming content instantly.

Crowley smiled as he sat himself down on Aziraphale's hand again, being cradled in the warm palm. The snake seemed fine where it was and Crowley tenderly touched its fine, shiny scales. "Look at you, you beauty. You must've just shed, you're lookin' fine!"

"Aww~!" Aziraphale said, his voice booming in the clearing.

"What's aww? See a baby deer or somethin'?"

Aziraphale shook his head as he pulled Crowley closer, his stomach mouth an even bigger smile. "It's so cute seeing you act so sweet and tender to God's creatures, even down to those little rascal snakes you love so much!"

"Hey now, they're little rascals and good people in their own rights." Crowley snorted. "And I'm not sweet or tender, I just know how to compliment someone properly."

"Still, you're so adorable! Sweet and tender, just like a cream puff!"

"Oi! Enough of that, angel! You're gonna smother me with your weird, angel affection!" Crowley made a face, swatting at a finger. "Maybe it's the angel radiation you give off, it's makin' me act... AH! Good!" He gasped, pretending to choke, before falling, sticking out his tongue.

Aziraphale scoffed. "Really, dear, it's not 'angel radiation', it's my aura."

"You sound like Anathema when you say that! Angel radiation sounds cooler!"

"Fine, you can call it that, if I can still say you're a tender soul."

"Neeeeehhhh- fine! Only if you don't tell anyone else, I have a reputation to keep up."

The smile only grew, showing more perfect teeth than was necessary for a mouth. "I won't tell anyone.

--

Before Crowley arrived, Aziraphale had been sleeping and had been covered in a whole lot of animals who were using him as the world's bigger heating pad.

[geocait0815]

The Punishment

I am really enjoying all these writing prompts you all are sending me!

This story was written for @red-writes-stuff, who was whishing for a fluffy and flirty story about Dan and MC.

I guess we have to consider this as a bit of an AU. Because by the time I remembered about his wheelchair, I was already too far down the rabbit hole.

Anyways... Enjoy!

“Oof, if I would have known that this is going to be a full hike, I would have brought something to drink.” MC stopped to catch her breath. Lilly and her had just walked up the hilly lane leading from Lillys place towards the market square. They intended to do some shopping. And since it was such a nice day, they had decided to walk. “There is a small gas station over there with a store. We can get some water.” Lilly responded, looking a bit heated herself.

Inside the store, MC browsed the shelves while Lilly purchased the drinks for them. This place was not what MC would have expected from a gas station convenience store. Next to the usual items, like drinks, snacks, magazines and car merch, there was also an assortment of toys and other knick-knacks like party supplies.

“You coming?” Lilly called over. MC nodded and they left the store together. Outside, Lilly stopped and pointed towards the opposite side of the gas station. “Look who we have there! He must have arrived while we were inside.” It took MC a second to recognize the car, but then she realized that it was Dan, who was standing at the vacuum cleaners, with his back to them.

“Oh! I have a great idea. Here, hold my bag. I'll be right back.” MC turned on her heel and walked back towards the store. Over her shoulder, she added: “And make sure he does not see us.”

It took only a few minuted for MC to return. Lilly saw, that she was now holding a sort of pipe. Before Lilly could inquire, what MC was planning, she had already hurried past her, removing part of the item. A devilish grin lay on MCs face, clearly indicating that is was nothing good she was up to.

Lilly repositioned herself to get a clear view on what was about to happen. In the meantime, Dan had started to clean out his car with one of the vacuums. He was really getting in there. His back was still turned to them, he half kneeled in one of the doors and had bent down far to reach under the seat. When MC was only two steps away from him, she held the pipe in front of herself, turned her head slightly away and triggered something causing a load of confetti to erupt. The majority of the paper fragments flew into Dans car which now looked like a clown threw up on its back seat and floor. MC had gotten a confetti canon that she had spotted earlier amongst the party supplies.

Dan froze. “WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?” he thundered. He turned around to find out who was messing with him. MC, directly behind him, burst out laughing the moment she saw his enraged expression. Lilly stared in shock, but her laughter also started to bubble up. “You...” he growled and slowly got up. Sensing the danger, MC stopped laughing. “Uh-oh.” And with that she took off, running past Lilly. “Come back here, you little devil!” Dan called behind her, already chasing behind MC.

It did not take long for him to catch up with her. Once close enough, he managed to grab her arm and the sudden shift in her momentum made her swirl around and collide with him. “Oh come on,” she pants. “Don't be mad. It was just an innocent joke.” She can't help but keep laughing. “Forget it, you rascal. You'll have to be punished.” Then he just picked her up and threw her over his shoulder. The surprise over this sudden development caused MC to shriek. “What are you doing? Let me down. Dan!” Completely ignoring her, he stomped back to his car.

As he stopped next to his car, MC started to wriggle and kick out. “Let me down this instant! I'm not a sack of potatoes, you brute.” “Ok, I will let you go. But only under one condition.” “Ugh, what is it?” “Go on a date with me.” MC suddenly stopped fighting. “What?” “I want to take you out. Otherwise, I'll have you clean my car all by yourself.” “Okay fine.”

And with that, het set her down and gave her a bright smile. “I'll pick you up at seven.”

*******

“A Diner?” MC asked surprised. Dan had picked her up and they drove for about half an hour until he pulled up in the parking lot of Barney's, a remote but obviously busy restaurant. “Best Burgers in the entire area. But we'll just pick up soemething to go and move on. I have something better in mind for us tonight.” Puzzled, MC got out of the car.

They ordered at the bar and had a drink, while waiting for their food to arrive. “Is that your picture on the wall over there?” MC pointed at a photo above the register. Dan laughed. “Yep. That's the wall of fame. You get up there when you conquer the big hitter: Finish the largest burger on the menu in under an hour, fries included. I had ice cream afterwards.” “Well, congratulations.” MC raised her glass in mock cheers.

A few moments later they left the place with several bags containing burgers, fries and drinks. It smelled delicious. After they settled back into Dans car MC could not help it but ask again: “So are you really not telling me where we are going?” “Nope. Surprise.”

From there it was only a short drive until Dan took a turn onto a forest road. Soon, the street lights ceased to exists and the road became very dark. MC felt the urge to press him again as to their destination, but did not speak up. He seemed adamant about it being a surprise. They drove for about another kilometer of pitch black forest, only iluminated by Dans headlights, when suddenly the trees started to withdraw from the street and a clearing came into view. There were a number of other cars parked on a grass field, which was illuminated by many fairy lights. At the far end, MC could see a large screen. Then it finally dawned on her: This was a drive-in cinema. “Wow, I had no idea these places still exist.” “This is one of the very few. I'll quickly go and fetch us some speakers. Want some popcorn?” MC nodded and he got out of the car. She used the time to fetch the burgers from the back seat and placed them on the console between their seats.

"We are in luck. They are screening 'It Follows' today. Have you seen it before?" Dan dropped back into his seat and placed a small speaker infront of them. "No. But I heard that it is a really good horror movie."

MC leaned back in her seat. The large screen infron of them had not yet flickered to life. "I'm really glad you braough me here. I always wanted to go to a drive-in cinema. You normally only see these things in old movies." She grabbed a handful of popcorn. "Do you guys come here often?" Dan frowned. "To tell you the truth, I have kept this place a secret from the others. I prefer to enjoy my movies in peace." "Well, then this is a big honor, you bringing me here." "You have a special permission."

In the course of the next few hours they enjoyed the movie and snacks. At first, it was a bit awkward, since a story about a sexually transmitted curse is not the best choice for a first date. But soon, both of them were captivated by the plot and distracted by the jumpscares.

During the drive back MC stated: "At one point, I was convinced that you would have to scrape me off the roof of your car with a spatula. Also, I'm sorry about the scattered popcorn. Looks like I will have to clean your ride after all" Dan chuckled. "I'm just glad you didn't have a drink in your hand at that moment." "Next time, I'll choose the movie. I will make sure to get back at you." "Next time, huh?" Dan looked over at MC, and even though it was dark in the car she could see that he had a wide grin on his face. "Eyes on the street, Anderson!" MC leaned back in her seat and turned her head, pretending to look at the landscape rushing past the window. But in fact she was trying to hide the fact that she was blushing a little.

[gooddaysmeanwritingdays]

Tell Me You'll Stay

Pairing: Layla El-Faouly x gn!reader (no pronouns or y/n) Fandom: Moon Knight Warnings: none? Random fluff. Swearing. One innuendo. Writer doesn’t know any Arabic so there may be mistakes (translations are at the bottom). Word Count: 500 words Summary: Layla has to go to work. You want her to come back to bed. So, you use all your charm to convince her to stay.

A/N: How did I only just now find out how romantic the Arabic language is? I was looking up endearments and nicknames and I went down the rabbit hole of cuteness. I now have to write a thousand more Layla fics to fit all this cuteness in! I’m literally planning fics around phrases I’ve found. Don’t have a plot—just a cute as shit phrase.

A/N 2: I found this in the deep archives of my lost stories so I switched it to fit Layla and I love Layla too much not to share. It’s tiny and basically no plot, but we need more Layla fics

Dividers are by @firefly-graphics and @maysdigitalarts

“Please! Baby! Please don’t leave me!” You begged, clutching her hands. “I’ll be better this time! I promise!”

Layla rolled her eyes fondly at you. “You say that every time, ya rouhi. And every time I believe you, you do it again. I can’t be late for work again!” She tried tugging her hands from yours to no avail. She laughed. “Let go of me, nathel! I need to go to work!”

It was eight in the morning, and you knew you were making her late, but you couldn’t help it. You didn’t want her to leave. You never did. Hence the dramatics.

“What if you promise to make cookies later?” You wheedled. You couldn’t bake for shit, but you were desperate.

She raised an eyebrow. “Why would I voluntarily get food poisoning?”

“Because you love me.” You wiggled your eyebrows until she smiled.

She stepped closer, stepping between your legs where you sat on the edge of the bed. She cupped your cheeks in her palms and lifted your face for a long, slow kiss.

“I do love you,” she murmured. She pressed another kiss to the tip of your nose. “I. Love. You. To. The. Moon. And. Back.” She punctuated every word with soft kisses that left you heady and dizzy. “La yamken kilmat an tasf habby lek.” You melted whenever she spoke her native Arabic to you. Even if you didn’t understand all of it yet. She brushed her lips against yours softly. “But I’m still not eating your cookies, hayati.”

“But you love me enough to stay, right?” You wound your arms around her waist, pulling her closer still. She melted when you pressed your lips to the underside of her jaw, and you smiled. She tipped her head back for more. “Tell me you’ll stay,” you whispered into her skin.

You knew you already had her—you’d known the moment she kissed you, just like she always did every morning you begged—but you didn’t want to stop. You couldn’t keep from pressing kisses along the length of her jaw, finally stopping at her pulse.

“Steven will be disappointed,” she argued half-heartedly, tipping her head to the side so you had more access. “We were going after the stolen statues of Sekhmet today.”

“But you’ve just come down with a serious case of stayinbed-itis,” you reasoned, tracing the column of her throat with soft kisses. “You might even have to take the whole week off!” You pulled back a little to grin at her, brushing your nose against hers. “He’d want you to stay home and get better. Steven would understand.”

She narrowed her eyes at you and your grin only widened. “How many times has Steven stayed at home for quality Marc and Jake time, hmm?” you added as your winning argument.

“Fine,” she muttered finally, hands twining through your hair. “But I’m still not eating your cookies,” she murmured against your lips as you crashed back into bed.

“I’m sure there’s something I can convince you to eat,” you smirked as she grinned wickedly, hovering over you.

“Nathel.”

"Yours."

"Ah."

Translations:

Ya rouhi – my soul

Nathel – rascal

La yamken kilmat an tasf habby lek – words can’t describe my love for you

Hayati ­– my life

Ah – Yes

A/N: Let me know if I made any mistakes in my translations or Arabic words. I got them all off bing translator (cause I don’t trust google translate) and quora, so not exactly the pinnacle of language.

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