#SAME HAT

[teaboot]

This fucking show

[ruiniel]

*kisskiss*

[souryellows]

one time i wore my spider-man onesie to pick my cousin up from the airport and when i pulled up he was also wearing a spider-man onesie

[arbitrarity]

Mina: I know this might sound so weird and impossible, and please don't laugh at us, but...

Van Helsing: oh, I'm sure that whatever you say will be nowhere near as weird and impossible as what I'm thinking about already

[exchanging notes]

Both: .....

[4ndeka]

"when you are being hypocritical you are in essence acknowledging that a virtue is worthy of emulating."

silly non-canon thing i couldnt get out of my head 😂 Violet here is from my fic

[aranciu]

Rocky Lackadaisy 🤝 Max SamandMax

anthropomorphic animals with violent jobs and toothy grins

[spielzeugkaiser]

there are currently two wolves inside me, one that wants geralt to meet omega!jaskier's and his child while the kid is still young so they'll have both their parents (plus 1 mom if yennefer doesn't resent jaskier) as they grow and another who wants to stick to the show's canon of geralt and jaskier not seeing eachother for 22 years and then one day geralt finds this person with a scary ressemblance to him who says they need help rescuing their dad, a bard who doesn't know when to shut up (besides would be kinda funny to see geralt's reaction to jaskier being basically a dilf lol)

[First Part]

Oh my God in my mind it was the baby version but this also has me at the throat.

There would be a few things at play here like

1. I imagined the baby did not inherit mutant traits (besides some gold specs in his eyes, like, Jaskier had confirmation and once you know it's obvious) and you could hold Geralt at gunpoint he does NOT know how he looked as child anymore. It's absolutely not obvious to him, especially since it's impossible in his head. Only Vesemir would probably go 'oh' at the resemblance because the kid looks exactly like the little one he picked up on the side of a road, over a century ago.

2. Jaskier didn't say something for the last 13/14/15 years of his life, the kid will not go and tell Geralt when his Papa went out of his way to keep this knowledge secret.

In my mind this has the perfect road trip vibes. And timelines are messy - like Jaskier went down the mountain pregnant it's not 22 years later but who knows what happened inbetween - but Geralt definitely already had all the teenage angst experience with Ciri. He's already a dad!

[lvnesart]

I’m crying it looks like ur Fontaine dating web is just a mess of one-sided Except for Knavilette lmao??? Funny as shit only Arle manages to get what she wants

My literal intention actually afsbs

Every person in fontaine either fumbled or doesn't know how to move past the friendly stage, but Arlecchino strolled in with the intention to save a nation and score a gnosis, did both and landed a dragon through a well negotiated almost-marriage

Knavillette and wrioney are like the only two relationships I intended to be established sfsgs its just that Wriotsfshs is forever pining after that man basically divorced him even tho they never dated

[possumcollege]

Aw jeez, I'm sorry! I thought I raised 'er better'n that. 😬

[mrmeriwether]

[moxie-girl]

i knowwww i just posted a bsd and op meme earlier, but like... try and tell me they wouldn't be besties

[tacobellabeanburrito]

El De Tango Roxanne from Moulin Rouge is soooo Narumitsu vs Krisnix coded…

[sadiecoocoo]

Anyone else think wrecker and Wolffe would have a very enthusiastic ‘same hat’ moments but abt them having been blinded in one eye?

[ledilettant]

I knew there was something familiar about them

[definition-of-bigbrown-eyes]

If I had a nickel for every time an actual play show ended a campaign with an episode title “Heart of the World” I’d only have 2 nickels but it’s weird it happened twice.

[gacha-hellcorner]

I’m gonna shove these 2 in a room together and have them battle it out on whose lord is better

(also their hairstyles are kinda similar when sebek has his down look!)