#SCOUT POST?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[magnet-eroo]

I hate these guys I swear

[gophergal]

I keep forgetting to post these! So, here are the Merc paintings I did for class projects lmao

They're mini studies of artists. In order: Nebojsa Zdravkovic, Michael Borremans, Michael Leonard, Odd Nerdrum, and Masami Teraoka

[knuckles-junior]

🧜‍♀️💕

Here are tonight’s highlights from tonight’s watch party! This is my very first time doing this so without further ado, here are the following highlights:

“Sea Scouts”

•I’ve never watched any of the old Donald Duck cartoons lol

•The cartoon ended with

🍑

“Something Fishy”

•this is my first darkwing duck viewing ever.

•I’m the only one that thinks that Neptunia’s design is so odd.

•Missy simping for Darkwing (I will not bother doing the thirst count).

•3 Bonks were heard.

•Neptunia loves litter lol.

•Missy: Litter killed my grandma.

WHY MISSY WHY 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

•Overall this episode was really random. I have no idea what was happening. lol. Moving on.

“The Lost Harp of Mervana!”

•THE BEST EPISODE IS NEXT.

•Me geeking out over mermaids throughout the episode.

•HUEY AND SCROOGE MOMENT 🥹🥹🥹

•Missy being a simp for Della as usual. XD

•”Arming torpedoes”

•Me: WEBBY IS SO ME RN!!!

•PART OF YOUR WORLD REFERENCE!!!

•SO. MUCH. MERDUCKS. IM IN HEAVEN.

•I quickly forgot that I made my Mervanan Scrooge AU back in 2021 💀

•Me: Scrooge made some really adorable drawings! Why reject them?

•Me: BEAKLEY IS SUS.

•EVERYONE BOW DOWN TO DONALD DUCK

•”Namaste.”

•Me: WHY IS DELLA PLAYING TIC TAC TOE ALL BY HERSELF????

•”I have no family.”

-Della Duck

•SCROOGE BEING TOO CUTE IN THIS EPISODE ISTG

“Peace and Love! Follow your bless!”

•Scrooge would be the merman ever.

•”It’s just okay.”

•I think we can all agree that Louie is the best at motivational speeches. Can we appreciate him for that?

•TIME TO DRAW MORE MERDUCKS.

•SHES FIBBING FIBBING FIBBING.

•Will: Bye! See ya in the finale!

The wonders of the deep

•We could’ve gotten the au’s during the scene where Mickey and Donald saw Minnie and Daisy as mermaids.

•Their designs are the prettiest!

“The Little Mermaid (1989)”

•This is my favorite Disney movies of all time and I’ll never get tired of watching it again and again.

•Mickey, Donald, Goofy and Kermit made a cameo in the beginning of the movie!

•Also @puffywuffy8904, I f*cking hate you for calling this a 🍆 castle.

•Missy: King Triton is kinda…

•Violet asked her to behave for me lol

•Ariel being adorable throughout the movie.

•King Triton being a bad dad.

•Iconic song incoming 🧜‍♀️✨✨ 🎵

•Max my beloved.

•Reprise time 🎵

•Stitch interrupting other Disney movies was mentioned by Will.

• @violetganache42 shared a little mermaid lorcana card every time a song came up. Starting with the reprise.

I won’t share all of that were shared due to the 10 photo limit.

•Another iconic song incoming.

•The art for the lorcana cards are incredible.

•Everyone talking about Triton being an awful dad because he IS ONE. Until the end of the movie.

•SEBASTIAN BEING A SNITCH.

•ERIC STATUE GETS THANOSED.

•Ursula’s best song incoming.

•BODY LANGUAGE. ✨✨🍑

•Ursula giving off Magica vibes.

•LA VOCE TO ME!!!

•Ariel being the most expressive character ever. ❤️

•Ariel and Eric being the cutest couple. Some we’re discussing that the remake improved on the relationship between them and I do agree with that.

•We were also talking about some of us that watched the remake really enjoy it, including myself. Halle Bailey really nailed the role for Ariel. Screw those racists. Sebastian in that version is not that great.

•ARIEL’S OUTFITS

•”Fish are friends. Not food.”

•melcat33 getting hungry for seafood.

•🎵Kiss the girl🎵 ✨✨✨

Also please listen to Ashley Tisdale’s version. It’s so good.

•Eric littered. Someone call Neptunia.

•Everyone pumped up for Vanessa before she kicked Max. Poor dog.

•The contract reminding some of us of the papyrus of binding.

•Stabby Stabby 🔪

•Triton being a good dad for once in the end.

•Sebastian slay ✨✨✨

•I love everything about this movie and the remake and I will cherish them equally.

I had a lot of fun making this highlight and I hope you enjoyed reading it as well. If you have any highlights that you’d like to share, please do for those who participated in the watch party! Special shoutout to @writebackatya for making this watch party happen and has thought of me as a mermaid fan! Thank you! And Happy Mermay! 🧜‍♀️✨✨💕💕

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Scout and Phoebe are open for asks!

[whynotzoidbergdotorg]

A little bit of Engineer in my life

A little bit of Demoman by my side

A little bit of Heavy’s all I need

A little bit of Medic’s what I see

A little bit of Sniper in the sun

A little bit of Pyro all night long

A little bit of Soldier, here I am

[judesmoonbeauty]

Alfons Sylvatica - Chapter 1 Summary

This is a fan translation only. Not 100% accurate. Please expect grammatical errors and translation inaccuracies. This is an extremely pared down SUMMARY of each chapter. I am roughly translating this with out much research other than specific lines from certain scenes. Why? Because it's a huge task to translate a main route chapter line by line. So, this is what we're working with, and I appreciate your understanding ♥︎ Cybird owns everything. Re-blogs are appreciated, but please do not post my summaries elsewhere. Minors: Please DNI or consume this content. CW: Dub-Con Dividers: @/natimiles

Kate summarizes that after she learned of Crown’s secret, she is now staying at Crown castle for one month as Fairytale Master in order to record the sins of the cursed ones.

She has nightmares of the assassination she witnessed the night before, and loses sleep over it. She doesn’t want to lose to fear, so she pumps herself up to get out of bed, get ready to do her task so she can be free and go to her favorite place - the theater! 

She meets with Victor and discusses her assignment with him. She wonders to herself, (What makes a sin a sin?). Soon, Alfons makes an appearance and says that she’s very enthusiastic about her task. Kate agrees with him and tells him it’s because her life depends on it. He approaches her with an amused face, as if he’s found a new toy to play with. 

Kate smells a sweet fragrance coming from him. And mutters, “Perfume”? Victor laughs and asks if Alfons spent the night out again. Alfons affirms as much, and he mentions to Kate he notices she’s wary of him - like a cat. Kate takes a step back from him. 

Alfons: Come on, don’t bristle at me. Let’s be friends. I’ll give you a snack. 

Victor interjects between the sterile exchange of the two saying it’s natural for Kate to be wary of a man coming back home the way he has. 

Kate internally tries to rationalize that Alfons was perhaps secretly infiltrating the entertainment district for his work at Crown.

She ends up apologizing for her behavior as she doesn’t know him very well. He doesn’t really want or need her to apologize since she’ll only be there for a month anyway. He walks up to her and tells her that he likes cats. 

He whispers into her ear and blows into it. Kate jumps and he laughs at her reaction.

He leaves them so he can get sleep. Kate is surprised he will sleep during the day, and Victor mentions that’s just who he is. Kate realizes that Alfons might be someone dangerous.

Soon, it was the night of a mission that involved William, Roger and Alfons along with Kate. William instructs Roger to scout out the parameter, while he handles the assassination himself and he tells Alfons to be in charge of “blinding”. William asks Kate, if she has any questions for him. 

She asks what Alfons’ and Rogers abilities are. He says she should them herself. Roger tells her about his ability of being able to hear up to 100 yards away due to his curse of the Huntsman. She asks Alfons and he says: It’s. A. Secret. 

He explains it’s more fun for her to learn on her own. They leave and arrive at their destination- an orphanage. While orphanages are not unusual in London - especially in the slums - what’s happening at this particular orphanage is essentially slaughter.  

Kate soon sees the terrible sight of dead children that are piled on top of each other. She begins to feel sick, she covers her mouth and looks away, but the stench makes her face reality.

Alfons: Well, don’t be too shocked. Reality is always a tragedy, after all. 

Kate looks up when she hears Alfons voice, and then something warm touches her neck.

Alfons: You’re having a dream. A very pleasant dream.

Soon Kate is consumed by drowsiness and passes out. Roger grabs her before she collapses and complains to Alfons that it’s her job to witness their sins and to record them. Alfons says that if that’s the case, then she should write his sin as obstructing her work. William says it’s a shame that she won’t witness his sin tonight. 

Soon, the orphanage administrator arrives. William commands that they don’t move. He tells the administrator that if he answers his questions honestly, he’ll let him go. 

Kate wakes up in her room and tries to recall what happened. She recalls that she was having a pleasant dream, but soon recalls the missions, the masses of bodies and then jumps out of bed. Wondering if she passed out, she checks her body in the mirror, but doesn’t see any injuries. She also wonders if William condemned the one responsible and gets sick to her stomach thinking about what she seen.

There’s a knock on her door and Alfons greets her. When he sees her he says she looks pale and asks if she’s alright. She says she ok and then apologizes earnestly for passing out at work. Then she promises to do better next time as fairy tale master. 

Alfons laughs at her loudly saying she’s a foolishly serious person. He says he didn’t come for that, but rather because he knew it would be about time for her to wake up, and he was worried about her. He starts walking toward her, step by step. His face gets closer to hers, so close they could almost kiss. and soon she’s trapped in his arms.

Kate: Worried about me? 

Alfons: Yes, of course. 

His fingertips trace the nape of her neck.

Alfons: You’re my lover, after all. 

Kate: What?

The moment a whisper dropped in my ear, something twisted inside my mind.

(Oh, right.)

(Alfons is my lover.)

(The only person I can trust.)

(I will entrust my heart….to you.)

The presence of Alfons was poured into my chest where something had fallen out, and slowly it melts my heart from within.

Alfons: You don’t have to act tough in front of me, Kate. 

Kate: Ah…..

Gently stroking me, the threads of tension that had been tightened snapped, and tears slowly trickled down the corners of my eyes.

Kate: Alfons, I….

Alfons: You see, it’s okay to cry without holding back.

His gentle lips suck up my tears, and their warmth is pressed against my own lips. 

Kate: Hmm…..

(Why do I feel so excited?)

Since we’re lovers kissing is a normal thing to do.

My heart was pounding as if for the first time. 

(But as much as my heart pounds, it also calms down when Alfons touches me).

Fear and confusion are slowly wiped away  by the sweet pleasure of his lips. 

Alfons repeatedly stroked the nape of my neck as he repeatedly kissed me sweetly. 

Alfons: Now, let’s forget about everything scary…..shall we do something pleasurable together?

[Next] [Master List]

[rocksibblingsau]

You know what I need in my life? An AU where the BroZone parents are alive but both work full time (maybe they work on digging the tunnels or do scouting outside the Tree so they're gone a lot) so their Grandma takes care of them. So one day they come home to find their sons all left leaving their baby behind and that Rosiepuff did nothing to stop them.

I personally think that Rosiepuff would have stopped them if she thought they were serious.

Leaving the tree was nearly impossible, so the fact all four of them managed is mind-boggling.

I imagine that wasn't the first 'fight' where they 'left'. They'd all go off to different parts of the tree or to a friend's house and crash. When they split Rosiepuff would have never imagined they'd leave the tree because leaving the tree was a death sentence. Statistically none of them should have made it and yet by luck or other forces they did. Point is that attempting it was known to be lethal.

That night or the next morning she likely went to their normal post-fight places and was horrified to find that they weren't there. She knew what that meant, and she had to keep it together. Branch didn't seem to question whether or not they were alive, which is odd considering how paranoid he is/was, especially when it came to the Bergens. If he thought showing up in Bergentown would be an instant death sentence despite how unvigilant they'd be after 20 years, he should believe that DURING the time of Trollstice that his brothers would have been caught immediately. I imagine Rosiepuff worked very hard to conceal her own grief and let Branch believe his brothers were out there somewhere.

Rosiepuff likely died believing Branch was the last living member of their family. Rosiepuff likely died thinking about who would take care of Branch.

[pedroscouts]

Badge Clarification!

Hey, Scouts: I have realized I didn't make one very important thing about badges clear, so let's do it now. It isn't necessary to earn the badges the week they are posted. You can earn them any time! I'll post new badges every week, but think of that as me adding them to the list: they simply become available that week.

Once I post a new set of badges, I also add them to the masterlist on the Badges page, so you can check there any time to see what's available to earn! The link to the Badges page will always be pinned in the Handbook at the top of the Scouts page, so you can find it even if you lose track of the individual badge posts.

Please know: it is impossible to fall behind in the Scouts! Badges are meant to be earned whenever you want, so don't feel rushed or like you need to get them all every week. They are always there and we aren't on any schedule.

And just because it bears repeating, you can still join Scouts any time you want. Signups are always open, badges are available anytime, and the only rule is have fun!

[theturretsguy]

Okay that last TF2 meme post popped off really well and I realized I hadn't posted the ones I made before... So here! Featuring Weed Soldier, Sunflower Demoman, Derp Scout, and Nope Engineer

[archangeldyke-all]

sevika with a reader who does gaming vids on youtube? was watching kubz scouts earlier and i was like.. this is so me hold onnn

please this is adorable

men and minors dni

sevika's not much of a gamer herself, and she's incredibly camera shy, so she's not a frequent guest on your channel.

but that doesn't stop her from supporting in other ways.

she watches every video you post, a small, soft smile on her face as she studies you. sometimes, when you guys are apart, she'll put your videos on just to have your voice lull her to sleep.

occasionally, she'll stop in while you're streaming to force you to eat and drink. your chat always goes crazy: your fans are just as obsessed with your elusive girlfriend as you are.

she ignores all the comments flashing on the screen, whispering to check in with you like your mics won't pick up on it.

"you all good in here, baby?" she mumbles.

you grin up at her, reaching forward to grab her hand and press a kiss to her knuckles. "all good. should be done in an hour or so." you promise. she smiles.

"just don't give yourself carpal tunnel." she mumbles. then, even quieter, "love you. come cuddle me when you're done."

you grin and blow her a kiss.

the next day, she's scrolling through her feed-- and a video clip of you catches her attention. she follows a lot of your fan accounts.

it's a clip from your live stream, of your face grinning up at sevika as she whispers, her voice easily audible. she's a little embarrassed to know that thousands of people have now seen her be all soft and request cuddles, but she's even more flustered by the way the camera captures your fingers scrunching up in happy little fists upon her request.

taglist!

@fyeahnix @sapphicsgirl @half-of-a-gay @thesevi0lentdelights @sexysapphicshopowner @shimtarofstupidity @love-sugarr @chuucanchuucan @222danielaa @badbye666 @femme-historian @lia-winther @gr0ssz0mbi3 @ellsss @sevikaspillowprincess @leomatsuzaki @emiliabby @sevikasbeloved @hellorai @vikasub @glass-apothecary @m0numents @macaroni676 @vixel352

[t00thpasteface]

i was so charmed by this post i had to draw it

[that-one-weird-cloud0]

Danny: *just chilling on the couch while being very still™️ at the Wayne Manor*

Clark: *comes to visit*

Clark: hey Bruce?

Bruce: yes?

Clark: why is there a dead child in your living room?

Bruce: what 0-0

Danny: oh shit

Danny: *starts up heartbeat* better?

Clark: *even more freaked out*

[vnynv]

body practice

[parisoonic]

im skipping halloween and mentally going straight to winter

[wormizette]

based speedingbullet non toxic yaoi forevar

[maigetheplatypus57]

Tommyinnit could announce "Sorry guys, on further reflection I think I'm just straight" tomorrow and I would support him (questioning is so valid and we respect ppl who even dabble in exploring their identity) but he could never take away the beautiful collective insanity of the last 13 hours through memes and jokes and shitposts and "OH MY GOD????" posts i love you guys and this fucking hilarious community so much <3