#SEAWOLF

[joygaytrash]

Calder Hansen Relationship Chart

I'm cringey so enjoy my oc x canon

I call them SeaWolf :)

[thatqueersteer]

Mkay so the other night I had a dream where it was kinda like a therian camp somewhere I used to live and I helped build things and sort territory and we all howled together (I'm not often in wolf shift but howling is so satisfying no matter the shift much of the time)

But what I really want to talk about is that creek I use to roam in said dream,the entire days I'd spent outside barefooted in bramble water and mud foraging for my breakfast for the next day building a den deep in the dense thicket of Japanese knotweed and just being one with nature,my animal souls in their natural habitat and commencing habits.

The salmon berries I'd forage and wrap tightly in leaves I weaved together then stored to stay cool and packed away in the quick mud spot for the next morning that never made me sick thankfully haha

The creek playing a constant babble to ease me one of the best sounds ever walking bare footed soaking my legs in the cold water on the slick stones and building a little bridge for when it's too cold and easier passage

The sticks is collect in my den the secret path only I could fit and find and the Japanese knotweed providing shade and a cool spot to nap in the hot summer watching the humans from my territory knowing they wouldn't be able to find me.

[bigpuppyroegadyn]

Day 16 - Arrival

Solklahz was excited to visit his best friend's homeland for the first time and of course he had a certain academic interest in testing out new teleportation magic, but the aetherial sickness he could have done without.

[timberbark]

˖ ࣪ . 🌊࿐ ♡ ˚ . coastal wolf moodboard

“the swell of the shifting current will tug at my stuffed shirt, waking me from being human

immersing my soul in water, where first life and memory began” — john campaniotte

feel free to drop requests in my asks!

[flightofthefaeriedragon]

Bryce Cousland went from fighting Orlais in the rebel army to being Maric's trusted liason with Orlais after the war.

Eleanor Mac EanRaig Cousland was sinking Orlesian warships as a teenager.

I love the implication of, "we're happy to trade with you now that we have peace, but if you try anything we *will* sink your ships."

(I just love love love Eleanor's backstory in general.)

[fishyfishyfishtimes]

🐟 Fishuary 2024 Day Nineteen: Arctic Ocean 🐟

For this prompt I drew the Atlantic wolffish (Anarhichas lupus), which despite the name also inhabits the Arctic Ocean. They have just the cutest face!!!!

@fish-daily

[snakemoltsiren]

I Prefer Girls (jump on the meme only a little late, thanks to rasp for the poses) (Odval is mine, Dani belongs to @dragons-ire)

[invisiblebounds-ffxiv]

Happy RE:Benchmark day! - My tall girls <3

Bredb Reid Evangeline Faure Helga Hesselberg

[retrocgads]

UK 1982

[tavern-cat]

Death Larsen (Tim Roth) explaining seal hunting to Maud Brewster

[joygaytrash]

I'm so pill brained about Jack x Calder AAAAGH

[thatqueersteer]

A drawing of my interpretation of my coastal sea wolf theriotype,to me sea wolves often have a distinct pelt to them but like any other wolf species they can come in variety and based off of inner knowledge and visions over the many years of my theriothropy journey I believe I am a genuinely grey coloured wolf or to put more simply a salt & pepper wolf with dark grey and silvery blue like grey speckled across,not brindle as that's a dog feature not a wolf one again it's drawing interpretation along with what I'm capable of doing with my artistic skills digitally.

If I can find some real pictures of grey coloured wolves to share I definitely will but looking up grey wolf brings up the species not the pelt colour and its quite frustrating.

[bigpuppyroegadyn]

Day 26 - Onsen Getaway

A hot bath after a long day feels great, and the capybara pup certainly agrees.

[eemcintyre]

"Seawolf: The Pirate's Curse" (2005) review

Surprisingly, honestly... why did I enjoy this? I guess after a couple of major misses for me in the form of "The Kidnapping" and "Beyond Forgiveness", my expectations were appropriately low, but this one actually had some likable characters and humor, and that always manages to rope me in. I have a soft spot for fun, silly action fare like this bc of childhood shows like "The Greatest American Hero", I think.

So, the title never makes any sense... what was it supposed to mean? what curse?

First and foremost, I must say TIG is looking oh-so-very pretty and rugged here- the necklaces, the bandanas, the curly-q hair, the tank tops, the sweaty, the ARMMMSSSS 😩

Initially had absolutely no clue what was going on in the beginning; a bunch of people with weird ass outfits in the dark and I was just like please no don't let that be him in the damn fucking cape and eyepatch and o n e l e g; I was like he can't possibly have one leg the whole time, right?? 🤨

But yeah I was definitely experiencing the "dear God what did I get myself into, cheers to another awful mess" 🫡🥂

Why does half the audio sound dubbed (particularly everything that comes out of Rachel's mouth)? Also props to Rachel for being the most emotionally unaffected person ever bc her reactions were so disproportionately calm to what would happen if my bf was constantly disappearing overseas and totaled my gorgeous pink car

We're getting some very Max Parrish-type hooting and hollering up in here; a concise summary of Thorpe is that he's basically if Max had a boat and was an alcoholic instead of a drug addict

We get another hallmark of TIG's movies with a slew of incredibly cringe one-liners that elicit a physical reaction of pain from me, but for every few there was actually a genuinely funny one here and there, so I'll allow it this time...

The whole "I'm a pirate, my father was a pirate, etc." speech had me ROLLING and NOT IN THE WAY THE WRITERS INTENDED I THINK BC HUH??

When he met Helene in that random room full of paintings I was sure we were supposed to take it that the mission was smth art theft-related. but no she just has a passion for maximalist design ig.

Why does the camera get randomly shaky for no reason? Very avant-garde of them

Am I the only one who thinks that Carlos looks like a Walmart George Clooney? Someone else pls tell me I'm not insane

Always throws me off-guard but it's such fun to see TIG in an uncharacteristically light scene like the one where he's dancing in the parade and surrounded by the circle of dancers in the bar. At least he seemed like he was having a good time in this movie 🎉

Ramon and his lil book and the bar scene of Thorpe and Helene drunkenly arguing w each other and sitting on the side of the road was what really started to sell me

anD THEN HE FKIN DR A G S HER ASS 😂

Plus I cannot go without mentioning my appreciation for the way he was holding her knee 👀💕

Love how he spends the majority of this movie just dressed like someone's hot dad who works out, in his cargo shorts, tank top and goatee- oH WAIT IT'S BC HE IS A HOT DAD WHO WORKS OUT IN REAL LIFE

Love how Carlos and all the other villains are devoid of personality or motive except for ~money~, like "the Colonel" doesn't even have a name!!!

Was genuinely stressed that my boy was going to clock himself in the head when he was swinging that rope trying to scale that building

When Helene straight-up PUNCHED HER SISTER IN THE FACE like these ladies have some beef and I need to know where it stems from

This film is another great example of TIG's grossly underutilized comedic potential- a là the map reading scene

Hilarious how Carlos just shrugs like "I don't care, whatever I guess" when who he believes to be Marlena says she wants to say a dramatic goodbye to Thorpe

Ok but how did he not die?? Thank goodness but how??

Even more hilarious how the Colonel, who has had nothing but hatred and murderous intent for Thorpe throughout, is just so touched by Thorpe's being a ✨ big softie with morals ✨ that his vengeful compulsions are soothed and he's content with taking the gold like "hey bro, we're square now <3" and just fuckin walks away

Good on them for giving the treasure back to Mexico

Was legit concerned for too long there that they weren't actually going to end up together and I was screeching

DO THEY ACTUALLY USE THE SAME SHOT OF THE BOAT AT SUNSET IN THE MIDDLE OF THE MOVIE AND AT THE END?? lmaooo

Honestly, I think they could have leaned even more into the humorous aspect and the treasure hunt part of the film; made it a bit more of a National Treasure/Indiana Jones sort of thing, and I definitely would have liked some more character development, esp. for the sidekicks and villains, but overall, I award this film an unexpected 6/10. I had a good time 🙃🩷

[moldbugg]

Silly things from this weeks park visit!!

Here's me failing to catch Jett and slipping-

Hes okay

A frog that climbed onto me while i was jumping in a leaf pile

Also found a toad but i didn't record it!!

[adndmonsteraday]

A seawolf was a very rare lycanthrope that could transform between a seal-wolf creature, a humanoid, or a hybrid bearing qualities of both forms.

Seawolves could either be lesser or greater. Greater seawolves were generally more powerful: they were bigger, stronger, and better swimmers. Lesser seawolves were only faster on land. Otherwise, they were identical.

All seawolves could assume three forms: human form, wolf-human hybrid, or seal-wolf hybrid. At sea, it was fastest at swimming in its seal-wolf form, followed by its human form, then the wolf-human hybrid form. Each form was thickly muscled, but the seal-like form had a thin mane.

Seawolves were savage predators, and lived for the chance at murdering, which they preferred to do in animal form. Otherwise, they were found in human form, often pretending to be sailors or similar professions and committing crimes. They indulged in causing chaos, burglary, and attacking at every opportunity.

As with other werecreatures, a seawolf's lycanthropy was transferred via biting. If the transmission was successful, the infected being would transform into a seawolf on the turn of the next full moon, or within two to five days. The infected creature would feel tainted by evil, much like a twisted version of their former self.

Female seawolves were rarer and, when impregnated, they would give birth to seawolf cubs, which would appear human in the day, and like a seal at night. However, they were always swiftly deserted by their evil parents, with only a one-in-twenty chance of the abandoned seawolves reaching adulthood.

The seawolf diet consisted of sea mammals, fish, and even humans. When in the mood, seawolves would turn into their human forms to visit the local tavern. Here, their activities consisted of much drinking and wenching.

In seal-wolf form, seawolves would attack with deadly bites, which they could also do (but to lesser effect) in hybrid form. Seawolves were dexterous by nature, as well as cunning. They preferred to fight in their primal seal-wolf forms.

Unlike other lycanthropes, when seawolves were slain, they did not revert back to their natural form.

Such creatures could hold their breath for a long time underwater, but needed to come up for air, much like dolphins.

Seawolves formed medium-sized packs, or otherwise traveled on their own or in pairs. Seawolf societies often hunted vessels, which they would board during night time. Once on board, the aquatic lycanthropes would steal treasure, murder the sailors, or both. Otherwise, a few select seawolf spies would integrate themselves into a naval society in their human forms. After this, they would wreak havoc aboard, leading the ships into an ambush of waiting seawolves.

Some seawolf societies kept hidden lairs in coastal environments that were easily accessible from the sea.

Seawolves could choose other evil lycanthropes as their allies, such as weresharks, and they hated selkies.

In the Sea of Fallen Stars, they were known to be prevalent around the northern part of Serôs. They were also known to occasionally be found in the Great Ice Sea that surrounded the arctic plains of the Hordelands.

At least one pack of seawolves were known to live in the waters around the Red Rocks off the Sword Coast North.

Source: https://forgottenrealms.fandom.com/wiki/Seawolf