#The floor is lava

[iamafanofcartoons]

The Branwen Siblings and the Xiao Long Rose Siblings play "The Floor is Lava"

By Debzthenaught

www.twitter.com/DebzTheNaught/status/1704464530997461496

[lukas-dusk]

Jack : The floor's lava!

Castiel : *helping Dean onto the table*

Gabriel : *kicks Sam off the sofa*

Charlie : There are two types of boyfriends.

[semolinapudding]

Floor is lava game with Genshin characters? C:

You didn't specify which so I guess I can choose.

🍮The floor is lava with genshin characters

Venti, Cyno, Tighnari, Wanderer, Xiao, Ayaka, Hu tao.

Venti

He likes games. He also plays hide and seek with Bennet sometimes.

He's gonna tease you with this one, because he can fly himself up with his anemo powers. In fact you feel like is useless to even play this with him.

But he's gonna make this fair for you and not use his anemo powers, in case you don't have an anemo vision or other powers that can allow you to compete with his godly ones.

Once he's not allowed to use Anemo, he's a loser. He panics and can't find a good spot in those 5 seconds. When he does, he manages to fall. He climbed a big barrel of wine, and he was struggling to climb it for a good while, with his foot on the top of it and the other leg hanging. You end up helping him by pushing him by his ass because you have mercy.

He thought he won once and proudly made a "Hehe" sound, just before a cat jumped in his head, hissing.

He's not bad at climbing trees, but the problem is that he can't get down without his Anemo powers.

He's faking that he can't climb places just so that you get to carry him and lift him. And you know that very well.

"I can't climb that. You're not gonna let me die in lava are you? :(("

You can go ahead and princess carry and lift Venti up. You probably only want to play this game for the sake of doing that. You get to touch his thighs pretty often.

"I'll lift you up Venti, don't bother your beautiful princess ankles."

He sprains his ankles.

Climbs the tables at Angel's share and gets beaten up with a broom by Diluc. He just cleaned those.

Also climbs the stair margin at angel's share and he is gliding down on it. Another broom on his back. Those were cleaned.

Cyno

Takes it more seriously than you thought he would.

He starts doing calisthenics on everything, everywhere, anyhow. He'll find a way. Somehow, he'll always find a way to stay suspended in the air.

You thought it would be impossible to play in the plain desert, with only one vertical rock around. What is he gonna do? Glue himself on the rock? There is no way he wou—

His spear is sitting with one part stuck in the sand, the other leaned against the rock, on the spear he's standing in his HANDS in perfect equilibrium, using a lot of muscle groups for that.

The desert is not so fun to play this in. But the forests and cities in Sumeru come with a lot of possibilities.

So he will always hold himself up, dead hanging, if possible, and because you want him to lose and stop being such a perfect calisthener, you grab onto his legs and dead hang too. Good workout. Now forest rangers and akademiya students are gonna walk past you and wonder what are you doing. What is General Mahamatra doing? Must be some serious workout.

It slowly becomes workout routines and you don't even realize it, neither Cyno. You're now doing calisthenics in all kinds of positions.

"Tighnari. There is this new game I like."

He is dead hanging by a tree branch, with you climbed on his legs, and he lifts his legs up, training his legs and abdomen.

Once is your turn, wether you can handle or not, I don't think you can really escape it because he's also gonna dead hang on you.

Tighnari doesn't even bother to bring this up. He ignores when he sees you and Cyno playing floor is lava with calisthenic workouts.

Tighnari

Got lured into the game by seeing you and Cyno go crazy with calisthenics all around the forest, or you convinced him.

"Don't hurt yourself."

Thinks the game is embarrassing at first.

But he's a happy fox, he's not gonna hesitate much if all he has to do is climb trees. He's good at climbing trees. He always climbs random trees at times and Cyno finds him sitting there for no particular reason.

You don't even get to find a place because you already see him up in a tree, staring down at you. He's a winner.

If you get Cyno to play with you two, Tighnari is irritated by Cyno's need to be extra with his calisthenic positions, but secretly, he likes it.

You can dead hang with him too. But he's not got such strength as Cyno to last for a long time if you're hanging by his waist or legs.

He's probably the one used as workout material by both you and Cyno. But he's a sly fox and can use you or Cyno as ladders to climb up trees. Following his own interests. You and Cyno can stay there and die in the lava, together with his jokes and everything. He hits you with the tail in the face by mistake.

You accidentally drop him in the water a few times, and when there's not enough space on a spot, you both trip and fall in the water and he swims out, and had to dry his wet tail. You laugh at his wet tail.

You then get chased by a fox with wet tail.

"I'll show you!"

Wanderer

"What the HELL is that?" You want him to play games with you? "HA! You're such a baby!" He ends up playing it. He's a baby too.

His superiority complex is pleased. He can now just rise himself above you and laugh at you, worm, who's on the ground.

You tell him to play without his anemo powers and he didn't accept it at first.

"The rules are that I don't touch the ground! WHAT DO you want?"

Once you two are playing without powers from visions, he's really agile and fast, but If you follow his place he's gonna push you down so that you fall in the lava. Then he laughs. He's so kind.🩵

He even follows you when there aren't many possibilities around, and he pushes you off! He's definitely putting you as his first priority.🩵

Sits on a Hilichurl tower with his legs crossed like a queen and looks down at you, who didn't manage to climb up. Then a Hilichurl throws an apple in his head.

You push him off as well. You pull him by the legs and grab him off. If you can't win, neither should he. So it turns into stupid fights. You grab him by his clothes and you accidentally almost pull his pants off.

You also grab his foot and the shoe slips off from how much force you were putting into, while he was holding himself by that tree with all the stubbornness in the world.

"That's what you get. Stay with the shoe."

"Now put it back." And Cinderella raises his foot for you to put the shoe on.

Xiao

Oh, another calisthenics practicer.

"Games. You want to play with me..."

He makes a promise that he'll play with you and he keeps it. You tell him the rules, and he finds it fair simple.

"Like mortals. I get it."

He just stands there prepared and waits for you to start.

He's agile and strong and puts too much effort into a simple game, because of getting used to be tense and ready to fight all the time.

"Not gonna leave you die in the lava." And he misses the point of the game by carrying you under his armpit when he finds a spot.

After playing a few times, he becomes the one to ask you to play together, which is unexpected.

"Can we play that game again? I don't remember how it was called."

You watch him doing pull ups on a bar, so you're now going crazy to hold yourself by his waist and him to easily do pull ups with you.

When it's about moving around without touching the ground, he jumps. And if the distance is too long or high for you, he's gonna carry you.

Xiao is more of a parkour practicer, like Spider-man, like Batman at night.

He is moving from hand to hand on high up bridges with wood planks.

He doesn't stand in place, he's fast. He's pole vaulting his way, Pole vault which is a sport in which you jump high with the help of a long stick.

Ayaka

If you're happy, she is happy so she doesn't mind playing with you.

She uses her ice vision to make an ice platform under the ground.

"This is not how we play? But is ice. Ice beats lava."

Instead of you two picking up different spots, fate makes it that you both choose the same one by coincidence, and you just awkwardly run together and climb together. And the coincidence keeps repeating, she's just thinking of the same thing as you.

She's a warrior with a katana so she must be physically strong enough to climb up high places.

She falls on you once. Didn't expect her to feel that heavy.

Then she comes with the idea of stepping in water. She can't lose if she's in water. You cry when you see her in the water with the socks on.

You end up racing with her to who goes first to climb up trees.

She wants to lift you up by your waist so that you reach first. Not that you can't climb on your own, she just likes to lift you.

Hu tao

She's the lava in the game.

She is making fire on the ground just to scare you, because is funny.

"Ashes to ashes! There's a 10% funeral discount if you are ashes."

She is the one to count and it makes you run for your life. She runs after you and you scream and then she screams and you scream again.

You climb on the same spot as her and she shakes you until you fall. Making things interesting.

"Come on! Let's climb the abandoned haunted houses at night and whoever doesn't climb in time has to take a back slap from the other."

You get back slapped because you didn't climb in time. Her palm is heavy.

The house roof is old and the tiles slide down with her, making noises that awakes the grumpy old man that lives near.

She swings on trees branches and stands upside down. You climb trees and houses together and is hard to get down everytime.

She lets her imagination run wild and rushes you to climb faster because the lava is coming from the east.

"We need to climb higher! The lava is raising, Liyue is covered! There is no escape, but to spend our night time on the roof till sunrise!"

You both try to move without interacting with the ground, jumping from rock to rock, using her spear to jump, walking on the margins of the houses.

If she fails she's gonna get in her role, all dramatic, and say that she's dead in the lava now. Soap opera.

People are looking at you both running in the streets of Liyue because apparently lava is soon coming to drown the city.

🍮Author's note: Happy Saturday Easter for Orthodox! I am planning on finishing all the requests soon.

I went all over myself with calisthenics and sports there. Couldn't help it. I had to do the calisthenic practicer Cyno master daddy.

[icespur]

Futaba: The floor is lava! Akiren: *helps Ann onto the counter* Haru: *kicks Akechi off the sofa* Akechi: *lays on the floor* Futaba: ...Are you okay? Akechi: No.

[supervillainarchaeologist]

Inter-generational questions...

One of my pals just asked "do Gen Z worry about the Bermuda Triangle and quicksand as much as we (Millennials) did?" and I'm going to say no I think? Although maybe it depends whereabouts in Gen Z you are because as a lot of my generation do, I think my pal is forgetting the oldest among Gen Z are now staring down 30 so their childhood wasn't THAT much different from ours!

I feel like GPS and smartphones basically killed off the Bermuda Triangle but I'm guessing that, exactly the same as us, Gen Z went through that "the floor is lava" phase as kids, which is sort of connected to the quicksand thing. At least it was for me!

You know what I do miss though? Not having the Internet in my pocket 24/7. It was great being able to leave my house on my bike in August when I was 13 and nobody but my friends knew where the hell I was until I rocked up at 6pm for my evening meal. (This is reminding me of a Real Ghostbusters episode where it wasn't a triangle but a parallelogram...I think? Anyway, me being able to remember that probably dates me. Though I was watching repeats/reruns in the 90s and not the original broadcast.)

[be-in-a-qpr-with]

Be in a qpr with somecreature who'll play "the floor is lava" with you and make the most convincing pretend show of despair imaginable when you fall on the floor and dramatically pretend to die.

[urlocalbowserfangirl]

Brand new wallpaper for my laptop from Christmas :)

[zippedeedoodaaaaa]

The new episode of midnight burger is going way too hard and is so ABSOLUTELY UNHINGED but also soft and I just. CANNOT.

[canoosyie]

Hunter *entering the Marauder* : Omega, it's time for b-

Omega : HUNTER!!! Don't come in, the floor is lava!

Hunter : Omega the floor's not lava.

Omega : YES IT IS!!! Now hurry up and get on something!

Hunter : This is ridiculous. Who told you that the floor is lava.

*Omega points to Crosshair sitting in the cockpit*

Hunter *frustrated* : Crosshair?!?!

Crosshair : She was getting too close.

[acomaflove]

The Floor is Lava

*Rhysand and Amren about to enter the House of Wind*

Rhysand: Before we go in, you should know that the floor is lava.

Amren: I am not in the mood for games.

Rhysand: No. The floor is ACTUALLY lava. Feyre, whilst testing the limits to her magic, figured out how to make lava.

Cassian, from the window: Come in! The couch is melting and it’s hilarious!

[clovercoffeebeandndbullshit]

the somatic component is pointing at the area and the verbal one is yelling the floor is lava. I’m pretty new at pf2e homebrew so if i did i fucky wucky don’t forget to hit me...up. 

[thefloorislavasucks]

Taylor Swift vs The Legend of Zelda

#SHAKEIT

[callibones]

ok for lava on the floor how many of these count as floor

- stairs

- carpets/rugs

- doormat

- little metal edge of where the floor changes

- clothes

- papers

urgent. also is there any way to fashion some manner of "protective gear" for traversing the lava floor using any of these? and are there any edge cases im missing. im doing research

ALSO WAIT WHILE IM ASKING QUESTIONS

[sp-acecreature]

Rutledge Wood and Sam Reich have the exact same “game host” voice and I cannot be alone in this burdensome knowledge

[kawaii-sugarii]

The floor is molten cola!

[bokettochild]

I discovered something >:)