#The silly men

[justaperson15]

"omg white blood cell is my favorite"

WHICH ONE????

THE STRAIGHT MAN WHO'S DEFINITELY IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH THE MAIN PROTAGONIST???

THE AUTISTIC-ADHD ONE????

THE "I'm italian but no one knows" ONE?????

THE GAY ONE????????

[sleeby-bunny]

goddamn gender inflation, can’t have shit these days

[personal-sketchbook33]

Chucklefuck pt.2 + Bonus

[mellosghosts]

that one the pacifier 2005 scene but it's laura annoying logan just a few days before he fucking dies

[bpmiranda]

older!logan, loss of virginity, consensual sex, f!reader is 18+

dbf!logan who calls you ‘baby doll’ and makes jokes that have you grinning from ear to ear and he might not be your real uncle, but that’s what everyone calls him

you see him as another paternal figure until you grow up and you become shy when all he does is smile at you

logan picks up on your little crush and it makes him feel flattered, and a little smug, that a pretty, young thing like you would crush on an old man like him

“you’re not getting all grown up on me, are you, doll?” he’d ask as you were returning from a date, which your dad had mentioned was your first

which surprised him because you’ve been out of high school for a while and he had assumed you’d been on plenty of dates by now

you blush and shake your head as you mumble that, ‘it was no big deal, just a date’

and it really wasn’t because all you could think about while kissing your date was kissing him and feeling his hands sneak up your blouse

“you have your first kiss tonight?” he asks when your dad has gone to bed and he finds you outside on the porch as he’s leaving

you smile shyly when he sits next to you and you look at him with expectant eyes and your bottom lip tucked between your teeth “wasn’t what I was hoping”

the older man smiles at you and shakes his head lightly “it’s not a good idea, baby doll” you pout “we could get in trouble”

“but don’t you think i’m pretty, uncle logan?” you ask and he takes in a deep breath as you scoot closer to him, looking at him through your long lashes

he contemplates how to resist you when your hand is rubbing on his thigh and you smell so good and you do look so pretty

next thing you know, he’s fucking you down onto his thick, hard cock on your girly, twin sized bed, one hand over your mouth as he watches you cry silently above him through your first orgasm

I am disgusted with myself😩😏

[a-noodle-doodle]

NEW SILLY OLD MAN YAOI JUST DROPPED

[cloudberrytroll]

Nightcrawler

Older art from back in April

[spellboundcities]

I've spent pretty much all day drawing @xmaruu11 and @kitsuneisi 's DDVAU

(ft some posts edited from Maruu!! )

[spurbleu]

think it’s really funny to imagine the younger men of the 141 realizing that price is actually super good with women.

soap plays knight- shows off to gawking birds, kyle’s pretty boy eyes and sharp tongue garner plenty of attention, and all simon needs to do is sit in the middle of the bar, waiting till a sweet thing asks him ‘what a big man like him is doing alone?’

price isn’t as engaged. let’s his boys have fun, but for the most part prefers to hang back. enjoy his liquor and cigarettes- let them do their thing. course, doesn’t go unnoticed. which spurs their assumption it’s not a ‘he wont’ and instead a ‘he cant’.

“‘fraid they might not like you, capm’?”

“aye gaz, play nice. ye know ta old man’s sensitive.”

“lost his spark, i reckon.”

they rib him for weeks on end about being an old man, no game, out of his prime, ect ect. it’s all light and fun of course, and combat keeps them busy enough that the jokes start to be forgotten. doesn’t occur to them that price has just been biting his tongue since the first blow.

until- night off. pub lights, tallboys and pretty women. familiar scene, type of place that has been in nasty dreams for weeks. kyle and soap are assessing the room, and simon’s silently following along. it takes them a minute to realize they’re captain is gone- but not 10 seconds to find him again- with a sweet, gorgeous bird on his arm by the bar.

silently, they watch as he effortlessly charms her. they count how many times she laughs, how eager she is to hold his arm, how, within in minutes, they’re already cozied up on a booth, nursing beer and making eyes.

and why wouldn’t she? classically handsome, mature, cute smile, a rugged exterior with a gentle execution. it’s a no-brainer for her when he offers to ‘get out of here’, and hold the muscles that breech from his shirt. doesn’t catch the way he glances over to a corner of the pub as they make their leave, small smile tugging at the burs of his mustache as he clocks the shock of his men’s faces under low lighting.

soap and kyle’s jaw break, meanwhile simon lets out a barking laugh.

“old man’s still got it.”

needless to say, all three men said nothing about losing his charm at the next debrief.

working on the fanfic now,,,,,

[actually-mentally-ill]

finding out making up whole detailed scenarios with fictional characters in your head is a “sign of mental illness”

[timbit-robin-art]

Sorry for goober-posting.

[same-pic-of-rickroll-everyday]

Greetings trans MEN

*epic rock music plays*

Seeing as I am a cis MAN born as a MAN I figure I am a MAN expert.

So here is mu guide on becoming a MAN.

Step 1; Decide you are a MAN.

That’s it.

Thank you for coming to my talk.

[faerieomenart]

He has zero thoughts in his head... and I love that for him. My brother and I both agreed that he'd unironically listen to Caramelldansen so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I feel like these look wonky, but I really like how Gambit looks here despite it lol. Just wanted to sketch this and get it out of my head. Ever since the moment I saw this on Pinterest... It's been rotating around in my head like a microwave.

Don't talk to me about the missiles. Anyway, here is the original post and the close ups! VVV

Sept 14, 2024 idk idk akjskajs

[squeaksqueak-fucker]

Hallo Nightcrawler Nation :3

I love these silly bastards so much so take some sketches! First time drawing em so it’s a bit rough tho 😭 (Inspo pics below!)

[chriiiiix]

Little meow meow

[willwoodwithadditionalgrapejuice]

s1 jon anyone?