#This is a JOKE

[cursio-neptune]

The sequel to my Cooking with Sun Au comic

WARNING: This is not real cooking advice. Please do not follow the steps.

Feel free to make your own Cooking With Sun Au comics, just be sure to follow these rules: You must use MS Paint. You can only use the mouse. If you happen to be proficient with the mouse, use your non-dominant hand. If you're ambidextrous, then you have to draw Sun with your eyes closed.

[angel-fruitcake]

you mean like the scripts for spn s16? or like why your hair looks ever so slightly darker? or like spoilers from the boys s5? what secrets are you currently keeping misha

[fistfightinganxietyandlosing]

God games is unrealistic because there's no way Athena would simply march into Olympus and demand Odysseus be freed

What would actually transpire is her preparing a 300-slide PowerPoint presentation on all the reasons why they should release him and all the other gods agreeing immediately because they don't care enough to sit through it

[fanfic-writer-and-rambler]

What Batman would tell Jason years later on why he doesn't kill

Batman: No you don't understand I haven't killed the Joker for the betterment of everyone. Jason: That's bullshit. Batman: Jason, I am a heavily traumatized, 6'5 conventionally attractive, white rich man in my civilian life. I have 20 lawyers on retention that can drop the charges if I committed war crimes. The president has called me for a loan every other year with a promise for a pardon if I ever commit a crime. Not pardon either, pardons! If you think, 'oh not any crime,' any crime! People thought I went to Epstein island - I fucking didn't and I will break your hand if you even joke about that - and I was deeply concerned by messages online saying "I'd forgive him". I have had dreams of murdering people. I have had dreams. Not nightmares. You ever got a hard on from watching a man bleed out? Jason: A couple times actually. Batman: Okay imagine that, but with the knowledge you can get away with it. The knowledge I can make it look like an accident. I can kill him in five. 1,2,3,4,5 different ways and it looked like he had a heart attack. I can get away with it and the methods I would go to KILL someone with my pre-planning, in the middle of planning, post-planning and contingency plans I could and can and WILL kill all of the justice league. I will become fucking Homelander and Omni-Man without powers. Jason blinks speechless for a second and then claps. Jason: Facts, that tracks. You could've told me that in the building with the Joker. Batman: You caught me off guard when you brought up Adolf Hitler.

[gewt]

indoor air quality is a myth perpetuated by air balance technicians

[sens3ofdoubt]

I just know that if it was up to Max, him and Charles would already be public

[forrpercyy]

How do you manage to post art so often??? Everytime I log on youre like more percabeth doodles!!!

Not complaining lol

drawing percabeth is just in my blood 😁🎉

[dana-chan-the-control-brain]

Can't believe the Protag for Indigo Park became Trans between Updates.

Good for her.

[oya-oya-okay]

ITS AZURIDO DAY...🐙🌹 I think it should happen today...🔥 A hot, really hot AzuRido kiss...😳 16+ GUYS!!!💖💓💖💓💖💓💖

ONLY 16+! hEY—!!!

UHHHHH OKAY😭 MAYBE ANOTHER TIME

I've been wanting to draw this joke for a long time heh. And unfortunately I have only this left, sorry

[julietasgf]

I just know that at some point, in a political debate, someone threw a chair on coriolanus

[fiercestpurpose]

A complete list of books with female protagonists:

Pride and Prejudice

The Hunger Games

The Locked Tomb series

The Haunting of Hill House

Wonder Woman comics

[titiinof]

smh why do you people hate phil so much? just wanna keep a hot blond down (/hj why does he never win??)

[shut-up-hope]

the queerness leaving my body as i turn homophobic when i watch a new dnpg video

[awesomechocolatesauce]

Lucanis is possessed by a demon called Spite?

Well... aren't we all?

[tt04sty]

"We're gonna warm up the love-cave"

I hate them so bad. I am . homophobic.

[talon-dragonbeast]

hello, young therian on tumblr dot com. before you I have left some adorable animal gifs for you to peruse, with simplified image descriptions for maximum convenience and accessibility. but be careful! not everything is what it seems... you have exactly 60 seconds to tell me what's wrong with ALL these gifs. if you don't, don't worry; nothing bad will happen to you. but if you reblog them with the caption "meeeee :3" or other variations, then a pack of rabid coyotes will be unleashed upon you. the clock is ticking! good luck.