#WEAK SAUCE !

[hellopeopleeees]

Colin Bridgerton is a WEAK man. I would‘ve served my gaslight, girlboss, gatekeep wife in her evil ways until I died (never change Penelope I love you, leave him)

[mywitchcultblr]

"YOU CAN'T WRITE BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO MY COMFORT CHARA! YOU CAN'T WRITE THIS TO THEM! YOU CAN'T HAVE THESE HC! YOU CAN'T WRITE DARK OR PROBLEMATI-" Sorry buttercup but the truth is you dont have the monopoly nor the rights over anything, stop being a weak fanpol and just scroll past the content

[spotify-official]

my friends keep begging to see my wrapped but idk if i should

what does my wrapped say about me?

Are you unhappy? Has someone hurt you?

[epuiseeparmedia]

The next time I got lectured for being « méprisante », I’d just ask them how their World Cup boycott went the moment their fave was about to win it.

[goat-boy-sounds]

every edgy wannabe problematic queer movie released in the past three years will face a day of reckoning and on that day of reckoning it will be acknowledged that in the year of our lord 2017 sir ridley scott was putting evil robot alien genocide frankenstein decapitation isle of death god complex gay clone erotic flute lessons onto imax screens across the globe

[astrayember16]

my father texted me this and i have no clue what he means but also completely understand and this is a divine revelation. he sent this unprompted while at the doctor btw

[summerbummin]

I find it hilarious how similar Lance and Silver look. They both have red spiky hair and their skin tones are about the same. In some versions Lance and Silver both have gray eyes too. Nobody is gonna believe Silver’s ass is adopted. They just think Silver is Lance’s secret love child and the adoption is a cover story.

Or even funnier, after the adoption when Lance informs the press about his new son, he’s vague enough in what he says that everyone assumes Silver is Lance’s bio kid that he only recently found out about.

Lance says things like “his previous guardians were unfit, once I was made aware of Silver’s deficient living situation I took him in” and “I’m happy to be a father” and “I ask you to give my son privacy” and such. Not mentioning Silver isn’t his blood son because that is not important, family is who you choose. Lance does not realize that most of Kanto and Johto does not think that way lmao. Thus the secret love child assumption continues.

[telltaletypist]

man that "would gay sex fix them" poll blog really puts into sharp relief how dire the f/f situation still is outside of my cozy yuri bubble

[chodoyodes]

Turning this image over in mymind, he’s so anime girl

[sonicattos]

sorry for getting political but

[teatitty]

One thing Naruto fandom does that pisses me off is when they act like being a Chuunin makes you automatically weaker than a Jounin when its a proven fact that Jounin ranks aren't that common at all. Most shinobi are chuunin rank. You become a Jounin either by taking an exam [as Temari recommends to Shikamaru] or the village just collectively decides that you're The Fucking Shit and elects you for it so no exam needed [Kakashi is the best example]

Sakura and Shikamaru are both chuunin with jounin level capabilities. The ongoing gag of Shippuden is that Naruto is still a genin despite basically being a god. Your rank does not equal skill or power level, the only difference is whether you take on S-Rank missions by yourself or not. That's literally it. The only time a "superior officer" matters is in the fucking field when you have a team captain leading the mission [and it's entirely possible for a chuunin to be the captain instead of a jounin depending on experience and who is better suited for that role per mission]

Iruka arguing with Kakashi at the chuunin exams wouldn't be shocking in universe because he's yelling at a jounin it'd be shocking because it's Kakashi who is super famous and feared the world over. I doubt most people are really ballsy enough to get in his face about something just because of his reputation, and that has nothing to do with his rank and everything to do with who he is [I could make a whole separate post about that argument and how neither of them are wrong or right here for different reasons but I won't]

In short: chuunin are the ones who run the village, not jounin, and a ninjas rank is not indicative of their power or skill. Stop that shit

[incorrect-ikevamp-quotes]

Leonardo: Now, the recipe calls for 2 shots of vodka.

Dazai: *upends the bottle*

[keepthisholykiss]

glad to have canon confirmation that they really are all sucking and fucking

ID: Tweet from PopCrave account that reads, "‘Riverdale’ producer Sarah Schechter to Variety on why Archie and Jughead are the only members of the quad relationship to not be shown hooking up:

'I mean, that's, like, too hot for TV. I don't think there was a reason for it. I think there's a fantastic, fantastic amount of LGBTQ representation on the show.'"

[pencopanko]

Josuiji Shinri is literally the first ever V-tuber that I am following religiously. Super in love with his iyashi-kei vibes, though his voice does make my heart flutter every single time..

[madly-empirical]

Lestat participating in that trial shaking his head the whole time to show he doesn’t agree with it

[bungeepuppet]

what tf am i going to do when the black whale finally gets animated in 2050 and illumi is like "hisoka and me made a best friends forever contract :-) for my good buddy ring he gave me a document stating in the event of his death his assets go to me, his closest pal <3"