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#WHAT THE FUUUUCKKK
parkercore-69 · 6 months
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when the unhealthy homoromantic friendship got yu that bad your therapist had to treat your separation like a bereavement and is teaching you coping mechanisms for grief
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helmofon3596 · 7 months
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bro literally THE HOTTEST dude from my school is talking to me. how THE FUCK is that even possible. he always seemed so distant, unreachable. i thought hed reject me immediately and turns out... he fucking likes me? this day is the biggest achievement of my entire life. i can die happy now (in his arms).
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garciapimienta · 2 years
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Xavi what the FUCK
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quietsamurai98 · 4 months
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My thoughts on 73 Yards, having just finished it:
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minglana · 2 months
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this list is like.... alskdffhsalkdfskldfj fucking bl*e is the w*rmest color is on here???? what the hell😭but also has some reeeaallyyyyyy good ones on there as well
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the-wereraven · 1 year
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So uhh I think cookie run has taken an oc flavor from you yet again…
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melody is. constantly worried about fandroid.
she just Knows that fandroid isn't doing okay mentally, that he's struggling from the pressure of...a lot of things, really. (i could go off, but that's another ask.) she's concerned about his mental health, and asks him about it, but every time, he brushes her off, insisting that he's fine.
but all that does is worry her more.
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seeminglyseph · 1 year
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Sometimes I really gotta fucking boggle at the degree to which video games and anime make people feel like. 100% okay saying the most embarrassingly absurdly racist bullshit.
Like.
Was Legend of Zelda worth making a WW2 anti-Japanese post, writer at kotaku news website with a name that sounds suspiciously Japanese????
Was that a fucking thing that fucking happened for real real?? Am I fucking insane? What fucking year is it???
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tc-love · 27 days
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One of my dorm roommates is a GROWN ASS MAN plz help me 💀
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anditwentlikethis · 5 months
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please. i've been on my knees. change the prophecy. don't want money. just. someone. who. wants. my. company. LET IT ONCE BE ME
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WAIT, CRAIG FUCKING LEFT?!?!
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roronoaswifey · 1 year
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thinking about zoro fucking you in a full nelson hold.
he fucks you relentlessly, brutally and mean, tip of his girthy cock ramming into your cervix with precision, each stroke driving your brain to mush. arms and leg bind together, you’re left open and helpless, and left no choice but to sit and take as he fucks into you with everything he has.
it’s so unintentional too; you’d started off riding him in reverse cowgirl, arms reaching back to rest as support on his toned torso, bouncing up and down on inches of dick, desperate to chase that orgasmic feeling you craved so bad. your pussy drove him to madness— the silky feel of your gummy walls tightening on his dick, gushing with wetness and rubbing up and down on his achingly hard cock, the friction resulting in creaming all over, a ring of pearly white nut encircling the base of his dick. the sounds were downright pornographic, your sticky ass clapping back on his firm thighs, and gods, zoro had to fight with every willpower stored in him to keep his damn eye open. though, he knows what his baby wants, and even if you hadn’t exactly said it (instead approaching with “hnng—daddy please!”), the desperation in your voice, the kegel in your riding, the tightening in his gut at when you fucking called him daddy and begged for him to help you sent him over the edge.
in the blink of an eye, you found your hands that once held onto a flat surface of stomach were now holding onto bulging forearms, same forearms that managed to pin your knees to your damn ears. planting his heels to the mattress of the bed, his hips snap up and lord, this new position hits an entirely deeper spot that had your glossy eyes crossing.
“fuckin’ hell, mama,” he groans, and you’re utterly helpless in his hold, your eyes dazed and rolling to the back of your head. your limbs fall limp and you feel heat spreading from your toes all the way till the top of your head. he’s fucking raw and rough, and with no choice but to lean your weight on him, you let him use you.
“s’goo— hnngg, fuuuuckkk” you babble, unable to concentrate on anything else other than the way your cervix gets abused by the tip of his girthy cock. you feel drool pool to the corner of your lips, your jaw slackened and sweat sticky between your back and his rugged chest.
“yeah?” he chuckles breathily, and though you can’t see his face, you can’t imagine anything else other than a smug look decorating his expressions. “see how greedy yer pussy’s taking my cock? clenching so damn hard,” he pants, hips snapping and the echoes of your ass clapping on his thighs mixed with your wet cunt is downright sinful, “jesus baby, y’must love it when i fuck you like this, huh?”
you nod, words stuck in the back of your throat and instead moaning pathetically. he’s taken the ability to comprehend any question he asks you, and has you completely turned on around the idea of him using his strength against you.
“words, princess,” his warm breath fans your neck, grumbles deep from his chest and you feel shivers crawl up your spine.
“y-yes— yesyesyesyes!” you whine, the words of approval falling past your lips and into the room.
“gonna fuck you full,” he groans shamelessly, feeling arousal creep up to his gut quicker than he would like to admit. you were clenching so hard and he knew he was bound to finish soon. “full of my cum, leave you oozin’ and fuck it right back into your pretty pussy. sounds good?”
“please zee,” you begged, toes curling and the familiar sensation of an orgasm washing over. you clit aches and you spray your liquids all over the sheets, down your and zoro’s thighs. “puh— please! want it—need it bad!”
“good. fuckin’. girl.” he fucks to each word before spilling hot cum into your spasming pussy. true to his word, his nut paints your walls white and you feel so full, a mini bulge forming right above your pussy due to his cock and semen filling up the tiny space. you shudder, tongue lolled as he drags your orgasm even further while chasing his own.
“fuuckkk, that’s it,” he groans, his pace slowing down as his high finally comes down. feeling sated enough, he slowly releases your limbs and you fall flat onto his chest, body weight suddenly so heavy as you twitch from the overstimulation.
with a huge ego boost, zoro chuckles, now gently wrapping your slump body with his bulky muscles. “still here wimme?” he asks you, pushing a lock of hair away from your tear streaked face. you nod sleepily, too exhausted to formulate words and he kisses your temple tenderly in understanding.
“didn’t realize you loved being used like a toy so much.” zoro teases and you tilt your head just a bit to frown at him.
“as if y’r any better..” your words come out slurred through your pout and he can’t help but release a hearty laugh at your willingness to bite back despite fatigue.
“ah, fair enough.”
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;-; don’t look at me.
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suguruluver · 9 months
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sexmas
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warnings: f!reader, nsfw, 18+, slight teasing, m!receiving, creampie, praising, etc. lmk if i missed anything. please try to ignore any errors ❦ !!
summary: you and your bf suguru are watching movies and let’s say netflix asked if you were still watching heheheeeee
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you guys are cuddling in bed watching a “Home Alone” marathon.
you rub your hand along the top of his chest moving down to his waist line.
he looks down as your fingers trace his lower stomach.
“w-what are you doing y/n?”
you ignore his question and tug on his boxers
little did you know he was hard this whole time
he lifts himself up allowing you to fully remove them
his hard dick springs out hitting his stomach
without hesitation you grab his dick and put it in your mouth and start sucking him off
“fuuuuckkk y/n” he says grabbing your hair guiding your head down further.
his eyes rolled to the back of his head, droll slightly dripping from the corners of his mouth.
you look up at him seeing that he was now looking at you.
“you look s-so pretty taking all of me baby fuck.” his words are slurred from the amount of pleasure you’re giving him.
you’re now only sucking his tip knowing that’s the most sensitive while using your hand to stroke the rest of his length.
one thing about suguru is that he’s not afraid to be vocal in bed.
his groans and moans become so much louder.
he pushes you head down almost making you gag
“shit baby. i’m about to cum— fuckkkk” “you feel so fucking good y/n.”
just as he’s about to finish, you completely stop.
he looks at you with confusion and disappointment.
“wh-why’d you stop? i was almost there” he says with one of the saddest looks on his face you’ve ever seen.
as you’re trying to catch your breath, you see him about to touch himself to finish the job.
“babyy— stop”
you say removing your panties. suguru gets up and flips you over so now you’re laying on your back.
he immediately thrusts into you. his cock is so deep in you.
“suguruuu- please sl-slow down baby.” he listens and uses his thumb to play with you sensitive clit causing you to jump.
you’re growing even more needy. you feel almost embarrassed that you told him to slow down. and now you want him to pound into you even faster.
“faster baby” you say
“make up your fucking mind y/n”
his words turned you on even more
“please go fas—“ just as you were about to ask him to go faster, he pistons right into your tight pussy making you scream
his big tip kisses your cervix. one of his hands grips you waist while the other is still playing with your clit.
your back is arched off of the bed. you try to push geto off of you but he just moves them. deep down you didn’t want him to stop
“move your fucking hands baby. take this shit. i know you can.”
“suguruu im about to cum fuckk.” you moan
“me too princess, shit. wanna cum together?”
“mhmm, tell me when”
his eyes are closed shut. the way your cunt squeezes around his length drives him crazy.
“i’m coming y/n” he huffs
“fuck me too babyy—“
his groans unexpectedly stop, then you feel his cum spill inside of you.
“fuckkkkk” he say still thrusting into you
you finish a few seconds after him.
he pulls out falling on top of you as his chest heaves up and down. he leaves kisses up and down your body.
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merry christmas & happy holidays everyone!! 🩷
© suguruluver 2023
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elvhensinner · 3 months
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Regarding a request could you do one where the reader cheats on Sana with Nayeon and Sana finds out and decides to cuck the reader as revenge? Like Nayeon gives better blowjobs and Sana shows the reader she is better by getting facefucked in front of him.
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she knew
you knew she knew
if she didn't, then you would've came home to your princess waiting to relieve the stresses of your day
your receive a call with an I.D. that flooded your brain with all the memories of your shitty highschool
Grant, your phone reads. The centerpoint of your adolescent misery.
Worried sick about Sana, and mad at yourself for taking the plunge with Nayeon were 2 deadly emotions that moved you to answer the call with the intention of ripping Grant's head off.
A good punching bag to relieve your stress.
Face time
"SANA!" you exclaim
As if you were on mute, Sana simply continues fixing her hair up into pig tails
"Sana, baby, please come home... I know you kn-"
"Is that him? Hey mr. big shot. I guess dating one celebrity wasn't enough huh? You just had to shoot your shot with another one."
You almost forgot that it was Grant who called you, not your beloved Shiba.
"I remember you told me how much your bully was sexually active at such a young age. So, to hopefully get on par with Nayeon-unnie, I'm gonna have him teach me how to give head like a real slut."
Your lips throw out every word you know. Protests, pleads, and provocation. Nothing worked. Sana simply mutes you and places the phone for you to have a good view of her "lessons"
"So, how do you want to star-gRRHPPCKK" Sana instantly gags from Grant's entrance
"The japanese princess, Minatozaki Sana on my cock... Fuuuuckkk" Grant said, not giving Sana the courtesy of slowing down and letting her get used to his fat shaft.
Your girlfriend taps on his thigh the moment he fully bottoms out her mouth.
Sana coughs, heaves, and catches her breath, as Grant giggles in delight.
"Good giirl~ You're such a good girl, I don't know why that wuss ever thought you weren't enough
"Well, we actually do things slow in the bedroom. I'm not used to-gRRHHPCKK" in comes Grant's cock again, certainly not interested in what your girl has to say.
Unable to do anything, you watch your girl's spit stain your bully's crotch, stain the skin around her face, and stain the carpet she kneels on.
For what seemed like an eternity, Grant uses the girl you professed your feelings to as a mere object of his desire.
Her tears weighed down the mascara towards her cheeks.
Those pigtails were nothing but tools for Grant to decrease the lag between Sana's rest periods.
You would've given the world in exchange for erasing the memory of Sana's struggled gurgles and gags.
Sana thought this would've been fun. It would've been a nice punishment for you to watch your own bully teach her how to give head.
What she didn't anticipate was Grant's bullish behaviour with treating women.
This wasn't what she wanted.
And you saw that through her eyes, side-eyeing the phone.
Partly screaming for help
and partly screaming "the reason I'm being facefucked is because of you".
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n0blefl0wer · 11 months
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Conversations with my boyfriend as marauders
Remus: hungover?
Sirius, face buried in the pillow: uhhhnnn
Remus: I would think so, with how much cheap wine you drank
Sirius: what happened?
Remus: well it started to go downhill when you fell off the table after belting ‘it’s all coming back to me now’ by Celine Dione.
Sirius: fuuuuckkk
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lucerothings1 · 1 year
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tyler lawrence gray x short/bottom!mreader
tyler and m/n have complicated relationship(they hookup but Tyler doesn’t want to make it official) so when m/n started dancing with another guy Tyler gets jealous…
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Warnings: gay sex, top Tyler, bottom reader, sorta jealous sex, oral, fingering, missionary.
Summary: you and Tyler where really only fuck buddies until he finds you one day dancing with someone and becomes jealous.
Tonight was finally the weekend you had been waiting to go to a party. That’s what you where actually doing getting really to go out finally it had been awhile now so you were finally really as you walked out your house and drove off to a house party of one of your friends.
As you arrived you set your sight yo the bar having to walk past all the other people as you went to go ever a drink. “Hey cutie haven’t seen you around here” a random guy said to you as you started to vibe to the music that was bounced off the walls.
“I Don’t go out to sketchy house party often” you said back “Well do you think I’m sketchy” “don’t know you well enough to say” you’d aid back “well can I get a dance to get to know me” he said as you nodded back in agreement.
As he got a hold of your hand pulling you threw the crowd of people as you started to dance with him as you felt a strong stair on you from your left as you looked being meet with a mad looking Tyler.
He and you had never really had a relationship to say but you where what people call fuck buddies in a way only sleeping with each other you had finally gotten tired of him treating you like that so you but a stop to it as you learned to respect yourself.
As you he started to walk to you as he pulled you from your hand tugging you up a flight of stairs as the guy you had been dancing with stayed quiet not sure what was happening.
“What the fuck was that” Tyler yelled at you as he pushed you in to a room and slammed you into the wall causing you to look up since he towered over you.
“What do you mean what the fuck I was dancing with a guy that has no reason for you to be jealous” “I’m not fucking jealous I don’t care but it looked like you too where basically fucking down there” “oh so you know all about people fucking don’t you fucking sex addict” you yelled as you shoved passed him trying to reach to the door before Tyler pushed you to him as he locked his lips on yours as he reached behind you and locked the door.
As you kissed him back completely forgetting why you had stopped doing this to begin with as he picked you up and you wrapped your legs around him as he took you to the bed of the room and laid you on it as he took off his shirt as you watched his chiseled body as you took of your shirt off as well and grabbed him from his waist as you pushed him onto the bed and begun yo take off his belt as he kicked of his shoes.
“Finish taking off your clothes” he said as he begun to take off his pants and underwear as well as you took off yours. As he laid on the bed with his legs spread open as you climbed on the bed in between his leg.
“Oh fuck come on open up that pretty little mouth of your baby boy” he said as you opened up your mouth for him taking in his hard 12 inch length as he got a handful of your hair as he pushed you down his cock causing you to gag on him as he took you to his base as you felt his pubs on your chin as you started to stroke your member to relive it.
“Oh fuck baby boy yeah suck my big cock” he said as he started to fuck your throat. “Oh fuck that’s good baby boy” he said as he pulled you off his cock as you could finally breath fully again.
“Ah fuck baby come on” he said as he pushed you down on to the bed as he lifted up your legs and spitted on his cock and your entrance. “Aren’t you gonna prep me first” “No I’m not slutty boys that rub there ass on random guys don’t get to prep” “but wai-ah fuuuck” you yelled as he shoved his whole length passed your entrance and begun to rock his hips in and out.
“Ah- ah-oh fuuuuckkk” you continued to yell as he begun to fuck you dumb and got ahold of your throat holing you “fuck yeah you love my cock fucking your tight ass don’t you huh now are you gonna continue to rub your ass on more idiots or do I need to punish you more huh answer me” he said as he continued to have a hold on your throat and fuck you on his cock.
Since you couldn’t even form word all you could do was nod in agreement which just caused Tyler to grin and fuck your even harder. “Oh fuck ima cum” he said picking up the pace by holding onto your waist with both his hands as he let go of your throat letting you get air once again “oh-ahhhh fuck ima cum” you moaned obit as you began to stroke yourself as you cummed on top of your chest.
“Oh fuck yeah baby take my fucking load” tyler yelled as he exploded inside you and painted your walls white as he stopped and pulled out of you as you felt his load start leaking out of you. “Oh fuck I’m sorry I got jealous” “HA I fucking new it” you yelled out teasing at him “okay okay yeah you knew but it just” “ you don’t know how to ask me to be your boyfriend” “ how’d you know” “oh please I could tell so are you gonna ask me or am I just gonna continue to be your cum dump” “okay M/n well you be my boyfriend” he said as you smiled and nodded as you pulled him on to a kiss as you guys stayed like that a while before getting up and changing as you both made your way to the party again.
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