#incorrect wolfstar

[teaformoony]

sirius: hey remus, are you awake?

remus: what

sirius: are you awake?

remus: who the fuck do you think just said ‘what’?

[remusfinglupin]

Wolfstar raising Harry

Sirius: Fuck

Remus: You can’t say fuck in front of the baby you fucking dumbass

[n0blefl0wer]

Marauders as things my partner ( @snapsiesthoughts ) and I have said

Sirius: I love you

Remus: i love you more

Sirius: well I love you infinity.

Remus: Infinity is a false concept made by man to set a precedent that we cannot comprehend

Sirius: oh. I don’t have a comeback to that.

[aficionadoenthusiast]

Regulus: HELP! I told James I'd make dinner and I can't cook!

Remus, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you came to us?

Sirius, at the same time and already burning water: Don't worry, we got this

[regglilbean]

kiss kiss fall in love 💏

[mourningliliesmorningglories]

Remus: (panicking) No, Sirius - please don’t.

Sirius: It’s no use Remus; we’ve got to have it out.

Remus: No, no, we don’t...

Sirius: I’ve loved you ever since I’ve known you Remus – I couldn’t help it, and you’ve been so good to me – I’ve tried to show it but you wouldn’t let me; now I’m going to make you hear and give me an answer because I can’t go on like this any longer.

Remus: I wanted to save you from this, I thought you’d understand.

Sirius: (not listening to him) I’ve worked hard to please you, and I gave up pranks and smoking and everything you didn’t like, and waited and never complained for I hoped you’d love me, though I’m not half good enough –

Remus: Yes, you are, you’re a great deal too good for me, and I’m so grateful to you and so proud of you, I don’t see why I... I can’t love you as you want me to.

Sirius: You...can’t?

Remus: (helplessly) I can’t change the feeling and it would be a lie to say I do when I don’t. I’m so sorry, Sirius, so desperately sorry, but I can’t help it...

[Sirius backs away from him like Remus hit him.]

Sirius: I can’t love anyone else.

[ancientandmostnoblehouseofblack]

Remus: why are you following me?

Sirius: because we’re dating now

Remus: okay… what about Prongs?

Sirius: we’re a package deal

James: buy one idiot, get one free

[micheleblack]

[Remus runs into the Gryffindor dorm room he shares with Sirius and the others.] Sirius: What's wrong? Remus: Snape figured it out. I don't know how, but he knows I'm a werewolf. He's been telling everyone that I'm some kind of beast. Sirius: Don't cry. I can fix this! Remus: How?! Sirius: Just watch [leaves the dorm] ___ [The next morning in the Great Hall] James: So Remus, why does the whole school seem to believe you are a sex god? Remus: head in hands [James turns and looks at Sirius knowingly] Sirius: What?! I just told everyone he was a beast in bed.

[siriusmoons]

sirius: remus, i love you to the moon-

Remus: …

sirius: sun-, i love you to the sun and back.

Sirius: the moon is stupid anyway

[faerycross]

sirius taking a "is my boyfriend autistic" quiz on his pc at the kitchen table and james making tea behind him like "yeah i took that yesterday. your brother is autistic by the way"

[that-bitch-kat3]

sirius: remus isn’t a hear me out because everybody wants to fuck him

james:

peter:

remus:

james: i do think that’s something you should look into on your own time

[managone16]

Sirius: Guess fucking what? Peter: You killed your parents. Remus: You burned down the Great Hall. James: You shagged Remus. Sirius: I fucking apologized to Regulus. *Everyone Gasps*

[remusfinglupin]

Sirius, struggling to flirt with Remus: So… you come here often?

Remus: To our dorm? Our dorm where we live?

Sirius, panicking now: Just answer the fucking question

[n0blefl0wer]

Conversations with my boyfriend as marauders:

Remus: I never thought falling in love would be so simple

Sirius: awwww, moony

Remus, through a mouth full of food: I mean this cheesecake just makes it so easy

Sirius: Jesus fucking Christ

[accio-sriracha]

Sirius: *irritated* Just because I can turn into a dog, does NOT mean I act like one.

James: *raises eyebrow* Oh, yeah?

James: *throws quill across the room* Hey Padfoot, go fetch.

Sirius: *actually fighting himself to hold still* I despise you.

Remus: Here, I got an idea.

Remus: *walks over and tips Sirius' chin up with his finger* Who's my good boy?

Sirius: *absolutley melts*

James: *reluctantly impressed* Get a fucking room.

[yourgalgremlin]

REMUS: I spent most of 5th year in & out—

SIRIUS: of the hospital wing?

JAMES: of detention?

REGULUS: of Sirius?

REMUS: …of depression.