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marlinspirkhall · 2 months

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There's nothing funnier to me than a company named “Crowdstrike” taking out multiple computers worldwide. Great job, buddy, you sure did.

#Windows Update #Microsoft #crowdstrike

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imjustahead · 2 months

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#windows update #crowdstrike #this is my first year in programming. yes i am having fun

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hillyhamburgers · 2 months

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#global outage #crowdstrike #chernobyl #windows update #stole from Twitter

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mysteriousubstance · 2 months

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My laptop won't start. I've tried going in safe mode and the file doesn't exist. Any other ideas?

I tried calling the help desk for my school and they didn't have an answer and told me to come in. I can't go in because of work. I hate it here

#blue screen of death #crowdstrike #Please help #Cybersecurity #Windows #Windows update

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the-tin-dog · 2 months

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Y2K virus today:

#dead meme #dead virus #y2k #cyber security #windows down #windows #windows update #tech #current events

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saycheezecomics · 10 months

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Not a huge fan of unnecessary updates.

#comics #original comic #simple art #comedy #digital art #poor artist #four panel comic #comic strip #cheese #comicart #comics on tumblr #saycheeze #laptop #programming jokes #computer stuff #old computers #windows update

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lilaccatholic · 6 months

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Thanks for the garbage update which somehow made my computer say that there's no battery detected, Windows! Adding your garbage ai that I have never asked for sure made it all worth it!

#look i know i need to replace this ancient thing but are you KIDDING me?!?!?!?!?!#JAIL. IMMEDIATELY.#lilac rambles #if you guys have any idea why this could be happening please let me know how i can fix this #windows #windows update

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berbless · 1 month

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Linux wants to update with no change-log: Oh you mysterious scamp, I'll do that right away :3

Windows wants to update with no change-log: Your reign of terror shall not last forever, old friend.

#linux #windows #windows update

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krystal-blossom · 9 months

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Twilight making bad horse puns

#mlp #mlp fim #mlp art #mlp fanart #twilight sparkle #twilight sparkle mlp #mlp twilight sparkle #bad puns #bad horse puns #windows update #reddit #my art

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mantisfriendd · 4 months

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Windows 10 and 11 being decent all purpose operating systems is actually an unintended by product, the original purpose of windows 10/11 was actually the windows update.

Designed to be able to accept more windows updates at a faster rate then any previous OS its almost usefulness as a day to day operating system was "accidental" and "entirely not the point"

This is why windows updates on win 10/11 can interrupt user processes at any moment without any notice

In a statement the CEO of Microsoft said "We really innovated in the world of delivering windows updates as fast and obtrusively as possible, and all those freaks who use it for taxes or watching videos can keep doing that I guess"

#Microsoft #Windows #Windows 10 #Windows 11 #windows update #shitpost #shitposting #Can you tell I have a grudge

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marlinspirkhall · 2 months

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Microsoft systems' update fucked up multiple computers worldwide... It's a good day to be a hater.

#A bad day to be in IT maintenance #but a good day to be a hater.#Windows Update #Microsoft

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realitysperception · 7 months

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A heads up for Windows users, just updated my computer (forced) and found this while snooping through the settings. That shit got turned off in an instant.