There's nothing funnier to me than a company named “Crowdstrike” taking out multiple computers worldwide. Great job, buddy, you sure did.
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My laptop won't start. I've tried going in safe mode and the file doesn't exist. Any other ideas?
I tried calling the help desk for my school and they didn't have an answer and told me to come in. I can't go in because of work. I hate it here
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Thanks for the garbage update which somehow made my computer say that there's no battery detected, Windows! Adding your garbage ai that I have never asked for sure made it all worth it!
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Linux wants to update with no change-log: Oh you mysterious scamp, I'll do that right away :3
Windows wants to update with no change-log: Your reign of terror shall not last forever, old friend.
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Windows 10 and 11 being decent all purpose operating systems is actually an unintended by product, the original purpose of windows 10/11 was actually the windows update.
Designed to be able to accept more windows updates at a faster rate then any previous OS its almost usefulness as a day to day operating system was "accidental" and "entirely not the point"
This is why windows updates on win 10/11 can interrupt user processes at any moment without any notice
In a statement the CEO of Microsoft said "We really innovated in the world of delivering windows updates as fast and obtrusively as possible, and all those freaks who use it for taxes or watching videos can keep doing that I guess"
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Microsoft systems' update fucked up multiple computers worldwide... It's a good day to be a hater.
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A heads up for Windows users, just updated my computer (forced) and found this while snooping through the settings. That shit got turned off in an instant.
Fuck that.
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fuck you font changes I didn't want this update anyway
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"i dont update until a few days after" "i only update last second" yeah well I dont update until my laptop bluescreens to force an update. bitch
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