#a nerd is yapping about the topic he enjoys

[yanyandam]

Me yapping about Bonten works?

Probably an ironic take coming from someone who's already written hcs for requests like this…But honestly I'll never understand why in Bonten fanfics the “criminal organization” aspect isn't fully taken into account!

I mean, I don't spit on people's work, myself: I know it's not easy to write about a topic you don't know…HOWEVER, being a fan of the history of crime in Japan I find it a shame that this aspect of the ‘New Yakuza’ (far from traditional values) isn't taken into account in most works for Bonten. I WANT TO SAY it would be so much, and really MORE interesting if instead of seeing written (for example) “Rindou was in his office, doing paperwork when you came in” and so on, we could instead have a real description of WHAT that paperwork was? What's HIS role in the organization? How does he live it? Am I crazy? Sorry for sounding like a nerd lol...I just think there would be sm interesting stuff to say

It's just such an interesting field for me!

Plus, I'm now emphasizing the ‘CRIMINAL organization’ aspect, and the most dangerous one in Japan at that. A lot of fanfics ignore the aspect for what it really is and treat Bonten as if it were some kind of maidclub where anyone can become their nurse, tattooist, or whatever. Like, we're talking about guys who can KILL with remarkable cold blood if it was for their business. So yeah, they're still DANGEROUS. Even the nicest ones (cough Kakucho) have surely changed and aren't as stable as they seem…

Again, I know the whole point of fanfic/hcs is to create an ‘AU’ where anything is possible, I just thought it would be a breath of fresh air to find a fanfic that sees that no, they're not JUST businessmen with big muscles and sex appeal…Its just my opinion btw!! It would be a lie to say i never enjoyed Bonten fanfics and hcs

[diana-bluewolf]

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Dear Chris,

It has come to my attention that we both possess wands with the same wood and core. This information has sparked my interest in conducting my pending research on 'Priori Incantatem'.

I was wondering if you'd be interested in engaging in a duel with me, so that I can gather more data for my research.

Let me know what you think.

— Val

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Hi Val,

You’ve intrigued me about the topic since I’ve never heard of the Priori Incantatem effect before. I was helping Mr Olivander out this weekend, as usual, so I could ask him about it. Quite a fascinating subject. How did you get to know about it?

I came to the conclusion that, even though I would like to witness that phenomenon, I don’t think we will be lucky enough.

It is very rare and occurs only when two wands that have magical cores deriving from the same source (in our case, from the same dragon) are used against each other. As you can see, we can ignore the similarity of the wood material of our wands. But the chances of them having the heartstrings of the same dragon are very slim, too. 

Wandmakers are aware of the effect and take a range of precautions to minimise it. But even if we don’t take this into account, Mr Olivander aims to craft unique wands that fit a wide variety of people, so he generally avoids using identical source material. Even if he does, it might be decades that separate the initial making of a wand from the time it chooses a person it wishes to bond with, which reduces the chances for twin wands to meet.

Imagine how many Hogwarts students buy their wands from Olivander, who primarily uses only three types of wand cores. Still, Crossed Wands or just duels within DADA lessons operate without surprises like that. I don’t see how we can be an exception. 

That being said, if you just want to knock some sense into me, you don’t need to find an excuse to duel me. I will be waiting for you near the Black Lake today after the classes. 

Chris

P.S. Bring the blueberry tarts.

P.S.S. Ugh, “please”?

[nayaesworld]

My favorite Dork

A/N: something short because this idea was stuck in my head for a complete week straight 😭..I hope yall enjoy🤭

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“You’re such a dork!”

“Mmcht..you said you liked it when I explained these things to you?” Terry turned and laid between your legs with his back turned to you as you stroked the short curls on his head. You loved listening to him blab to his heart's content about his favorite nerdy shows and topics. It made your coochie drip like a faucet when his sea green eyes lit up and that boyish grin found his face, it was so sexy and you had it all to yourself.

“I do, you're MY nerd. And if you said Eren Yeager had a right to let all those people die…I believe you bubby.” Terry had been hell bent on explaining Attack on Titans from beginning to end, making sure you understood every detail minor and large. He had a cute obsession with the show and the shelves in his room were lined with figurines, his closet had hoodies with his other favorite animes on them, and his watchlist on his tv was filled with new and old shows.

“All you gotta understand is that Eren is that nigga, and he was destined for this shit…end of story.” His voice elevated with excitement and his shirtless body was warm against your legs. You tapped his shoulder signaling him to lean up. Your sticky arousal was becoming uncomfortable in your panties and you needed to catch your breath to try and settle your horny thoughts.

“I need to go to the restroom bubby I’ll be right back.” You stood up from the bed pulling the pink sleep romper from between your heavy cheeks. A heavy smack on your right cheek had you spinning around quickly to face your best friend, a silly smirk on his mischievous face.

“I don't know why you walk around in this…why are you tempting me when you know you can’t handle this dick?” A tiny gasp left your mouth and your mouth sat open for a while thinking of a comeback.

“Me tempting you, Terry you tempt me often trust me…plus it’s not that I couldn’t handle it, you’re just so big. I’ve never tried to take anything that big before and I’ll admit I chickened out so what.” You rolled your chocolate eyes at him and crossed your arms. You were more than down for the dick at the time but seeing it and taking it was two complete different things.

“You know I had to jerk off to your panties that night…I was so horny that night when you left. And your panties were still so soaked I-I couldn’t let all that juice go to waste so I used it.” Your head was spinning at this point and you could barely stare him in his face after his confession.

His tall body sat on the edge of the bed, bulky arms reaching for her waist and pulling her into his open legs.

“Remember those FaceTime calls we used to do..I miss those, I wish we never stopped them.” You sighed and looked down at him. When the two of you were separate from each other masturbating on FaceTime was the go to…you’d get all wet and leak all over your bed from his deep velvet voice and moans.

“Terry I was in a relationship at the time, that’s why we stopped them… I thought he was a good guy and I didn’t want to risk what we were building.” He snorted at that and rubbed along the backside of her thighs.

“Yeah and that ended with me whooping his ass…y/n you’ll always have me I need you to understand that. I'm not going anywhere until you tell me to.”

“And I’ll always thank you for beating his ass, he was a dick and you protected me regardless of how you felt about our relationship..I love you bubby.” You leaned down to trail kisses across his face trailing them eagerly to his ear.

“When you nerd out and get all excited it makes me so wet. Do you know how many nights I had to go home and stuff my pussy because of you..and you were just so oblivious to it all, how I’d encourage you to keep talking.”

“All these years I’ve been sitting here yapping and you were turned on by it…you’re a tease you know that right?”

“It was my dirty little secret..it was innocent on your end but I was just being a freak. I wanna try something new, if you’re up for it.” His pretty green eyes held hers in a suspicious glare.

“What you trying to get into peaches?” Oh he was not playing fair.

“Oh now I’m peaches again, boy you are so sneaky. Now listen up..I’ve always had this fantasy I wanted to act out with you. I always wanted to jerk off a nerd and listen to him blab about his interests, I’ve wanted that nerd to be you for a long time.”

“You know you my peaches when you get nasty, and I’ll fulfill whatever fantasy you want…there’s lube in my top drawer.” You shook with excitement and bounded to his sleek black dresser to retrieve the bottle of pineapple flavored lube.

Your hands worked to unbutton the top of your romper. Double D titties bouncing as you positioned yourself on your knees in front of Terry to give him a perfect view of your plentiful breast. Your hands ran over his black netted basketball shorts, his heavy bulge making a tent in them. Eager to get your hands on the monster you motioned for him to pull them down just enough for you to work your magic. Your heavy breast kept him occupied as you squeezed a hefty amount of lube into your hands.

“Is there something new that you’ve been interested in bubby?” Your hands saturated his shaft in the flavored lube as you stared up at him expectantly.

His fingers twirled a taut nipple before he answered. “Mhmh…a show on Netflix based on a book I read. It-It’s about a mutant’s journey to protect his child surprise…fuck squeeze my tip. Yesss.” One hand sat firmly at his base, the other tightly wrapped around the leaking head.

“I like how you’re two different colors…prettiest dick I’ve ever seen. Keep talking, I wanna know more.” Lips now placing kisses lightly to the pulsing appendage.

“He tries to help her uncover her powers and hone them while building her trust…creating a bond with her. Fuckkk peaches hmm…suck it harder uh huh, now open wider let me fuck this throat.”

Mouth wide and tongue out, you welcomed nine inches of pineapple flavored dick down your throat. His toes ground into the carpet as he found his footing to serve mouth watering strokes to your mouth. Saliva dripped down your chin to your breast as his balls slapped your chin.

“I want this pussy next and I don’t want no excuses…shake your head yess.” your greedy hands tugged softly on his heavy sack and you shook your head up and down.

“If you can throat it you can take it right?” This time he nodded your head for you, too impatient to wait for your response.

“Y/N is scared of dick…but not peaches huh? Peaches takes dick she don’t run from it, ain't that right?” You were beyond turned on, freaked out, and now you were letting him hype you into taking nine inches of pulsating dick. No more running from the dick.

“If you nut before me you owe me a trip to Sephora…you better hold out big boy.”

Nerdy dick was the best dick…that point you couldn’t argue

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[hananan2]

Hello!! Hope this finds you well! 💖 Could I request Ace, Deuce and Epel with a Yuu who's autistic and info dumps (Like mega yapper level) on people once she trusts them? Can be romantic or platonic idc. Tyy!

YES OF COURSE!💕 I really hope I depict Autism correctly because writing a serious topic wrongly is my worst fear, my sons autistic though so I think I know what it’s like! I’m sorry this is short,. It’s 4am I’m drying🥀 (Btw assuming you wanted Fem!reader because you put she) Enjoy!💕

A/N: Call the chiropractor cause I’m BACK 😈

Characters: Ace Trappola, Deuce Spade and Epel Felmier!

Summary: You have autism which causes you to have a habit of yapping and oversharing about your interests, how do they react to that?

info: Fem!Reader, Platonic or Romantic, fluff.

CW: cursing and probably Ooc and I don’t proofread at all.

Ace Trappola!

Ace gets bored easily, if someone is saying boring shit, he’ll tell them they’re saying boring shit. He thought you were were a little too quiet when he first met you being a janitor at the start of the school year, oh how things have changed now…

it started whenever anything happened that reminded you of your special interests and you went into a full pledge yap fest, he was gonna kinda overwhelmed…

“Huh?? What??” He looked at you with an eyebrow lifted

“Yes it’s and just like that and it’s AMAZING and fills me with JOY!” You squealed, talking about something from your home world, twisted wonderland has been missing OUT.

“So interesting… kinda bad I didn’t really get half of it…”

“I’ll tell you again!”

“You don’t have t- okay go.”

As stated, he gets annoyed when people talk to much about stuff he’s not interested in, he wasn’t annoyed with your talking though, more so confused, but hey, you listened to him rant too so fair deal right? But it’s different, you’re so entertaining. You’re so entertaining, your eyes sparkling like a kid in a candy store is pure teasing material, but you look too happy to even tease! And he thought he could never hold himself back from teasing!

But it’s not only your reaction that gets him to seem interested, your interests actually seem fascinating to him that he ask questions and laughs at finding out new information. Haha you made him into a nerd you love him.

”Hey, you quiet, got any crazy stories for me? Your world was on something I swear…” please keep yapping, head is full of mental notes.

Deuce Spade!

Deuce had always been a good listener, no matter if it interested him or not he would try his best to be attentive! Though he gets a little sleep if it’s not the most mins provoking for him at least…

When you start start your rants to Deuce out of the blue, he’s a little startled since you were so reserved, but accepted it with open arms and understanding! And also indulging lokey.

“Mhm Mhm…That’s so cool you mention that because I remember reading something like that in one of my comic books! It was a short series but it was really good!” He bounced with joy

“Oh my gosh yes I love short series! That trope is so amazing I love when it’s used in books! Oh and besides books…!” You emitted his joy back, you guys will never stop talking, so evil.

Unlike Deuce, he isn’t the best at remembering everything with his mind, mental notes swarmed after a while by so much more. Which is what lead him to making a whole note for you in his notes app just about your interests!

22: She likes calico critters (little animals)

23: she REALLY likes tiramisu and the way it’s made

24: She likes collecting pins

He will NOT be forgetting.

Epel Felmier!

Epel himself is very quiet and reserved at first but is super out going and talkative with the people he’s comfortable with, so hey, he gets it!

Epel is really interested in your culture, by that I mean your world and what happens there, he likes to link events back to Twisted Wonderland, it’s fun, plus you care about his mall village, why should he not care about your literal world?

“Huh? Well lookey that! We’ve been doin that for a while here!”

“Really? I would love to go there! It just reminds me of own of my favorite places, and you don’t understand it’s SO pretty and landscapy!” You whipped out your phone to show him a picture

“Not better than my harveston!” He puffs his chest out with a proud smile

“Here look!”

Woah, gorgeous. Like you.

He giggles in his mind, with the most love and respect, you remind him of a little rooster that keeps croaking but can’t do it fully so it’s just high pitched.

he will ALWAYS stay tuned for the yap🙏🏽

[belovedhoon]

yes or no

pairing: karina x f! reader fandom: aespa wc: 1.2k

a/n: hiii guys i wanted to try something new! i hope you guys enjoy this short cute little fluffy fic! <3

synopsis: jimin and you have gotten a lot closer lately…is it just friendly, or something more than that?

fic under cut >>>>>>>>

“Are you feeling the rush?

If so, then I think I know what's going on

And are we falling in love? Say yes or no

Yes or no, yes or no”

You were sitting in a secluded spot in the university’s library waiting for your partner–now friend Jimin ready to finish up the project you two have been working on ever since it was announced at the beginning of the semester. It was now nearing the end of the semester, which bitter-sweetly meant you would be graduating soon. You were going to miss uni life but more importantly the special people you call friends even more. You knew you probably wouldn’t get to see mentioned friends much after you were thrown into the real world with real careers. The girl you were anxiously waiting on right now Jimin, was someone who you’ve grown so much closer with over the course of your university adventures. 

You met Jimin in your freshman year of uni when you moved to Seoul. She was one of the first people to befriend you in a new city and environment. Ever since that day the two of you have grown so close. It was in your junior year of uni when you were finally able to admit to yourself that you were in love with her. You realized after seeing Jimin get her heart broken time and time again from different people that you knew you could treat her better, but out of fear of ruining the friendship you two shared, you bottled everything up. To this very day, Jimin doesn’t know about how madly in love you are with her. You so badly want to tell her but you always chicken out of doing so. 

“Y/N! I’m so sorry I’m late! Mr. Kim held the class up with his off-topic rants as per usual…” Jimin said, shaking her head at her statement and apology as she approached your table. You smiled and laughed, telling her ‘it’s okay.’ As you took in her flustered appearance, you couldn’t help the butterflies that fluttered in your stomach as you took in how cute she looked in that moment. 

“It’s okay Jiminnie! I know how he likes to yap.” You said with a small laugh. She laughed with you and nodded in agreement. She placed her bag on the table and brought out her laptop and sat beside you. As she sat down beside you, you caught a whiff of her vanilla scent and blushed a bit. You shook your head slightly to ground yourself before turning to her as she spoke again. 

“Can you believe we graduate in a week?! I honestly can’t even believe I made it this far…” Jimin said, joking at the end. You just chuckled, pushing her shoulder slightly. 

“Oh c’mon Jimin, you study harder than Soobin and that’s saying a lot, considering he’s the ‘nerd’ of our friend group.” You joke right back at her. She laughs at that and shakes her head. 

“Fair enough. Oh by the way have you convinced Jake to model our final project?” Jimin asks, looking at the images on her computer. You sighed, scratching the back of your neck in shame.

“Oh about that…he said and I quote ‘no way in hell am I wearing a skirt..’ but don’t worry I bribed Yeonjun to model for us, which honestly didn’t take much…he just wanted me to set him up with Yuqi.” You said to Jimin. She hummed as she processed your words.

“Of course that’s all he wanted…He’s been feigning over her all semester.” Jimin said giggling. You joined in on her laughter because what she said was so completely true. “Oh and Jeno surprisingly agreed to model as well, so we’re set for male models. I was just thinking that you and I could model our feminine looks.” You looked up at her, surprised Jeno of all people said yes, and then nodded in confirmation at the last bit of her statement. 

“Now that we got everything figured out, I was wondering if you wanted to go try out that new arcade that opened up?” You asked shyly. Jimin looked at you and you could of swore you saw a slight blush but deemed it a trick of the light. 

“And you call Soobin a nerd!” Jimin said laughing. You playfully shove her again. “Yes, I’d love to go!” You smiled and nodded happily.

“It’s a date then!” You blurted out, before your eyes widened in horror. “Wait! That’s not how I meant it, I meant as in-” You started to ramble. Jimin watched in amusement at your panic, thinking to herself how adorable you were acting, before she cut you off.

“It’s a date then Y/N.” Jimin said smiling. You laughed awkwardly, your face burning in embarrassment. “Wanna go now? Since we’re done with everything?” She asked. You nodded and put your things away before grabbing your bag and walking out of the library. 

As you were making your way to the arcade, Jimin suddenly grabbed your hand intertwining your fingers to which you just looked at her in shock. 

“Since this is a ‘date’, we should hold hands, since that’s what people on dates do right?” Jimin said cheekily. You just nodded slowly, praying she doesn’t notice your sweaty palm. If she did, she didn’t say anything.

When you arrived at the arcade, she led you inside, seeming as if she’s done this a thousand times, her aura of confidence lessened your anxiety a bit. The two of you walked towards the first game and played that one until you two got bored of it and went to the next. That happened for a couple hours before Jimin announced that she was hungry, you agreed and decided to go get some food. You made your way to your favorite Thai restaurant that the two of you frequented and sat down at your favorite booth after ordering and receiving your food. After eating your food, the two of you walked back to your apartment that you shared with Yuqi and Soobin, Jimin walked you to the front door and before you could open the door, Jimin kissed you. You gasped and shocked but eventually kissed her back. When she pulled away, you noticed a blush on her face, and you were certain you had a matching blush on your face. 

“If it wasn’t clear…I like you back…” Jimin said softly. Your eyes widened in disbelief. 

“H-How did you know?” You ask shocked not only at the fact she knew but that she liked you back. She just grinned. 

“Yuqi may or may not have told me…plus you're not subtle Y/N” Jimin laughed watching as realization dawned on you. You sighed laughing with her. You didn’t know whether to curse or thank Yuqi, maybe both. 

“So what does this mean?” You asked cautiously. Jimin thought about it for a second processing your words before she looked at you and looked down then up at you again. 

“It means that I’d like for you to be my girlfriend…if you’d like that too of course..” Jimin said bashfully. You smiled, grabbing her hands and nodding enthusiastically. 

“I’d love that Jiminnie!” You said to her with a huge smile on your face. 

“Something about you

Do you feel the way I do?

There's magic in the room

Tell me, do you feel it too?”

[cannedsandwichh]

Jayce headcanons

I need more Jayce headcanons to fuel me so here we are. some are x reader but they're all pretty random lmaooo

hear me out jayce is a really big reader- or at least he was back in his high school days. he loved to read, almost about anything. he enjoyed everything from fantasy to sci-fi, and of course about non fictional stuff too, like physics books to try to figure out more about hex tech.

i feel like he'd be the same way about movies too. like he'd looove sci-fi type movies and binge watch documentaries as well.

he'd HATE horror movies though. he'd like being jump scared, but not for two hours straight.

jayce would be a big music nerd. I will die on this hill. like, while he was working on hex tech before he met Viktor he'd always have music playing. he didn't like the silence, it messed up his thoughts.

going off that note though, he hates silence while he's working. he needs some noise, may it be you, viktor, or himself talking, he needs it to stay sane and make him feel less lonely.

I feel like the poor baby didn't have many friends going up. all the kids thought he was weird since he'd talk about magic so much. he'd always act like he didn't mind what the other kids thought but in reality it always bothered him.

btw he'd loveee thinking out loud to whomever. he wants to rant to someone about his thoughts and hex tech. he'd ramble on for hours and you can just listen to him get excited about hex tech or a new discovery he found.

that being said, if he had a romantic partner, jayce would never shut up about them. someone would bring you up in a conversation and he'd just start yapping non stop about you.

you being his partner would be a lot to him, so he'd just talk about you a lot in general.

he always will make sure his partner is safe as well. seeing his mom almost die in front of him gave him a huge fear of losing anyone close to him.

if you got hurt he'd make such a big deal about it. you could have the common cold and he'd bug you about taking you to the doctor the whole time. he'd baby you the entire time as well, nursing you back to your original health.

while we're on the topic of romantic partners I'd like to note he'd fall for just about anyone really fast. you could just look at him and the poor boy would start catching feelings. thinking 'oh, they're cute'

i know everyone says this but I'll say it again because its true, jayce is a portable heater.

he'd give the nicest, warmest cuddles. he'd definitely wanna be the little spoon though, he likes being held. but if you like being the little spoon as well, he'd be very open to take turns

[httpsaki]

kisses with kuroo ✧⁠*⁠。

fluff | sfw

one of the many ways he shows his love for you: kisses

warnings: mild profanity

the random kisses on your cheeks and all over your face that never fail to take you aback and make your heart flutter every time despite being in a relationship for quite a while now.

"i know what we should watch," you look over at the guy beside you who has been scrolling through netflix for about 30 minutes now, "minions."

"...but i kiss you every time one comes up on the screen." you can't help but laugh at his corniness, "you're such a dork." but who are you kidding? it's kuroo, of course he meant it.

"would'ya look at that, a whole battalion of them this early in the movie" he teases, pulling you closer to him with an arm wrapped around your shoulder and lips kissing every corner of your face as you accept your fate.

the kisses on your hand as he holds it, taking in the softness of every crease, fold, and knuckle of your hand against his as you melt at the warmth of his touch.

with no words exchanged, he holds your cold hand like it's second nature to him while you're walking around the streets of your neighborhood in the middle of the night alongside each other.

if you didn't know better, you'd think your hands are meant for him to hold. both your hands just fit perfectly intertwined with each other, it's almost crazy to you.

every time kuroo holds your hand it's the same scenario: he rubs his thumb on your skin, then lifts it up to his lips as he places a little kiss at the back of your hand, then drops it slowly and rubs his thumb again. like clockwork, he never fails to do it, and also like clockwork, you fall for it every damn time.

the kiss on the lips that you both do to shut the other one up that always leaves you annoyed, yet loved.

you and kuroo bond over being huge nerds. safe to say that when you're in the same room together, there's a 100% chance that there'll be a loooong nerdy yapping session.

you saw a video about megalodons as you're mindlessly scrolling through tiktok, lying on the couch with your head on kuroo's lap, "do you think it's possible that there's at least one megalodon that still exists that we don't know about?"

he replied immediately, "FUCK no." with a very dramatic exaggeration on 'fuck' earning an equally dramatic expression on your face as you sit up from your previous position, "why not? most of our oceans have yet to be explored. you know, the giant squid was just a myth before..."

he loves debating with you about random, nonsensical topics that you both will absolutely have no gain or loss if you win the argument or not. he loves seeing you get serious while explaining, just admiring you while having absolutely no understanding of what you've just said.

there he goes, smiling like a total idiot, waiting for the perfect time to get you. "...not until they discovered it a few years ago. it just tells us how—" you immediately shut up, not like you had a choice, when a pair of lips finally came crashing onto yours to seal them shut. "i love you, sweetheart, but if there was a creature that huge living in our oceans, we would know about it."

a fake kiss just to tease you and leave you wanting more, wanting him more, while he just enjoys the look on your face with absolutely no remorse for what he just did.

you were making breakfast when he suddenly came up to you with no words said. with a very serious look on his face that's quite literally unreadable, he slowly closes the gap between your bodies with you facing him, your faces only inches—no, centimeters away from each other.

the moment you close your eyes and wait for him to finally kiss you, he lifts his face, and pretends to reach for the cupboard above you, looking at you with the evil smirk. "oh, come on!" you complain, but he's so unbearably irresistible that you actually do wanna kiss him, so this time you pull him close. this time, it's not a prank anymore as your lips finally collided.

a long, passionate kiss that's more than the world for you. being in a relationship with kuroo is just another term for a lot of shits and giggles, but sometimes you do realize how unexplainably in love you are with him.

"can't sleep?" kuroo called, as he came up from inside the house to the balcony where you're standing. "hey," he called again, placing a hand on your chin in such a way that would make you face him, "what's bothering you?"

as you locked gazes with him, it happened again: the whole world slows down like it's only the two of you that matters. that's the magic of your love for each other, you almost already know what you both need at the very moment with just one eye contact.

slowly, he finally closes the gap between your lips. how do you even begin to describe this kiss? it's long and deep, like you haven't touched each other for ages. it's reassuring, it's calm; like all your burdens suddenly stopped weighing you down.

with his touch, you feel loved; and that is enough for you to know that you're exactly where you're destined to be: right next to the man that you'd adore forever that is kuroo tetsurou.

[shiny-jr]

Ooooh! Shiny have you seen Transformers One yet? I got the chance late Monday night, and had the entire theater to myself and my brother. Nerd out. Wonderful animation, story and gasping. I wasn't into Transformers but I am now

I'm about to say it... I didn't enjoy Transformers One as much as I hoped I would. I've seen better. HOLD ON, put down the tomatoes, I know how it sounds, let me explain. Shiny rants time.

Maybe it had to do with the fact that I was distracted because I managed to sneak in a whole steak with two sides and a bag of bread to watch the movie, I'll say that. I will also say that animation is stunning, as is the world building which is simply fascinating because not many fans (especially those who've only seen the movies) know or have seen much of Cybertron. The look was gorgeous.

There's two major reasons I could name that might've ruined the experience for me, sort of three maybe. Firstly, as a Transformers fan, I already knew what becomes of Megatron and Optimus, which made the build up sort of meh when I knew what would happen in the end. However, I can see how it would be shocking for the few who don't know that Megatron and Optimus are mortal enemies.

Two, a lot of the side characters did not get the action or dialogue they deserved. I am a huge Bumblebee fan, but he was just kind of annoying in the movie and not in an endearing way, so it made it really hard to like him. Elita had her moments which made me appreciate her too, but it just wasn't good enough, you know? Finally, how dare they reduce Shockwave and Soundwave to a joke? I'll forgive it, because maybe it's pre-trauma and pre-certain-events, but those two can be pretty terrifying, especially Shockwave. He's a cold hard killer, that one. Overall, a lot of the spoken humor really fell flat for me. The funniest parts were the silent moments, such as when a character ran away (B on the train and Orion in the archive).

Something I can appreciate, however, is the topics that can potentially draw comparisons to our reality. The conversation of government control and the dangers of anarchism, classism and potentially racism(?) as in those with cogs and those without cogs. At least, these are the topics I drew from it. But hey, what do I know?

Overall, Transformers One is a good movie, but not a great one. It was real, it was fun, but not real fun.

I will throw in my two cents here, I believe The Wild Robot is THE bot movie of the year, not Transformers One. I have been obsessed with it since watching it. It far exceeded my expectations, and I've been thinking of it everyday.

I won't yap for much longer, especially since I'm getting off topic. Just a bit longer.

If The Wild Robot doesn't win animated movie of the year, I think I will genuinely be upset because it is just so so close to perfection. I don't believe y'all understand how harshly I judge movies. The only other movie that comes to mind on this level of perfection as this one or greater, is Puss In Boots: The Last Wish.

I am so so so glad I decided to see The Wild Robot in theaters. Let me tell you, I do not cry. I pride myself in being calm and composed, but this movie, god, it had me tearing up multiples times and feeling chills. If y'all haven't watched it, I HIGHLY recommend it. I compelled a mutual to watch it and they ugly cried :))

[valentine-cafe]

stalking your blog as always i am here for the match up 👁️🫦👁️

gender: female

sexuality: pansexual? i dont think i really care about gender or lack there of, i am mostly attracted to people who are very confident and can back it up, honest (shameless in the right situations 😼)

likes: cats, animals in general, medival fantasy rpgs, rainy/cloudy/stormy weather, dark colors, walks

dislikes: sweat, raisins, watching my bank account emptying 🤨, strong dislike of stupid people (i am already quite dumb, i cant do dumb x dumb 😔 but yall stay safe out there), receiving unclear or overly complicated instructions, hot pink and neon yellow

hobbies: gaming, playing w my cat, yapping about everything and anything, watching very specific documentaries, cooking, making art

fears: open waters, people at this point i mean have you seen the news 🐈

personality: certified yapper with no filter (i will say the most insane things known to human kind and then say the most irrelevant normal topic out there), shy if i dont know you, very dramatic if i do know you, very much like to leave responsibilities to others, if they know what theyre doing, honest, kind and empathetic (too much of all three at times), 24/7 tired (is that a personality trait) and horny, indecisive, ambitious

i hope this suffices and thank you if you decide to match me up to some baddie (non gendered) 🐈 rawr fr

ps unrelated: hmu rishen 209 i beg you

2  ˖⁺. strawberry kisses : valentine matchups event .𖹭 ݁

﹙ match maker loading. ﹚. . . alessio 781 !! 🍒 :

attracted to confidence? enjoy fantasy rpg? yapper? horny? ooohhh you would do just perfect for our insufferably attractive and unable-to-keep-his-mouth-shut alessio arias.

you enjoy taking walks? get ready for night walks. this man will take you across the city on two feet if you so let him. ever wondered what the midnight city looks like from rooftops? it'll be your no.1 site for dates.

alessio is also a gamer at heart. name a game and he probably has it on his console. expect late night with you in his lap and controller in your hands while you both compete against each other in whatever game you chose . . . he's such a shit. he'll find a way to compete with you even in stardew valley.

loves cooking with you. he will find every excuse in the book as to why you both should have taquitos for dinner. will definitely find some way to eat whatever you are cooking before time. or dance with you through the kitchen during those soft, fluffy afternoons.

like shamelessness? you've come to the right place. his hands will be all over you whenever he gets the chance. middle of the uni hallway? he's snatching your waist and dragging you closer. outside his apartment? hope you enjoy steamy makeouts before you even get inside. don't even get me started on his texts. . .

adores fantasy rpgs as well. his love for wizards shines through and he shows you what a nerd he really is. will definitely sit through quiet nights playing them with you.

﹙ valentine's day. ﹚. . . thrill of the night !! 🍰 :

"Stunning as always baby." His deep croon hums through your ear before his lips are all you taste. Kisses after kisses as he presses you back into the window he had just crawled through to get into your room.

You barely had the time to ask how he scaled the building. But how can you care when his large hands circle your waist or cup the back of your neck?

What's that cold feeling?

When he finally parts to give you air and a small string connecting your lips, you'll notice it. A silver locket round your neck that he clasped through your kiss. Sneaky bastard.

"What's this?" Your fingers brush the pendant and open it to an image that swells your heart. His arms find their way around you from the side, with another kiss smooched to your cheek as observe the gift.

"Like it?" He mumbles into your shoulder. Emerald puppy eyes staring up in a way that has you smiling even more. How can you not be soft for those thick lashes? With all his charm and flirtatiousness aside, at heart, Alessio Arias is merely a puppy.

Instead of answering you give him a kiss to the cheek of your own. Arms thrown over his shoulders as he catches you with ease.

"Wild flowers and a necklace. Who knew you could be such a romantic." Comes your tease as you eye the bundle of wild flowers on your bed that he'd carried up into your apartment.

Alessio only chuckles in response and takes his kisses up your neck instead. Fingers scour your sides and reach for the backs of your thighs. A small squeeze for good measure.

"And that's not all."

In an instant you're at the open window. One of his arms strung around you while the other reaches for the windowsill. All you can do is yelp and brace on his black leather jacket. Eyes wide as you behold the fall below.

"Alessio-!"

"Do you trust me querida?"

There's that damned grin again. Your heart throbs and you fist the leather tighter. Flustered, somewhat frightened, and all the more in love with this man you call yours.

All it takes is a small nod before he whisks you into the night. What a way to spend valentine's.

𖹭. ps : whoever you are I adore you please let us give you an emoji to be one of our anons you're SO fun

[nickeverdeen]

Heeeellooooo,hoping for a match up with mcu if that's alright?

My name is angel and I am 4'9ft (its normal where I am from istg),am a Virgo and have olive skin and black wavy hair that i normally straighten whenever going out and dark brown almond eyes,my style is mostly casual but abit of hyper In then as a most! (Like bright pink crop top,or blue idk I just like colorful clothes XD)

On personality terms,i can be abit shy at first.i avoid going out and prefer to be on my own,but when I am comfortable I become LOUD AF- I can be either quiet or loud. No in between, I am an INFP and have the habit of putting others' need above me, and an absolute nerd listen to me yap about the stars and the astrology for like twenty hours just because you accidentally mentioned it once.

Huge Superhero nerd, huge apocalypse nerd, and huge stars nerd,and last but not least huge horror nerd. also an ayesha erotica fan🤭🎧

I use humor as a coping mechanism soo...yes I will throw in a joke or two if I am panicking it just has to be done smh 😔.

And that's it!hoping your having a lovely day♡!

Your MCU match is…

Peter Parker 1

Peter would love hearing you talk about stars, superheroes, and the apocalypse

You’d have endless conversations about your favorite topics, often leading to some late-night stargazing

He’d find your colorful, hyper-casual style adorable and would tease you (in a sweet way) whenever you showed up in a bright pink top or some other bold outfit

Peter is also a bit shy at first, so he’d completely understand your initial quietness

You’d both have that “awkward nerd” energy before opening up to each other

Once comfortable, Peter would match your loudness, especially if you both got excited about the same topic

Your conversations would be animated and full of laughter

He’d appreciate your sense of humor as a coping mechanism because he does the same

There would be plenty of joking around during tense situations to lighten the mood

Peter would be impressed with your superhero knowledge, and he’d be curious about what kind of hero you’d be

He’d enjoy chatting about what powers and abilities you’d want

Peter would always be looking out for you, even in everyday situations

He knows how important it is to feel safe, and he’d never let anyone mess with you

Peter would probably have no clue about astrology, but he’d let you yap about it as much as you wanted

He’d find your passion endearing and would even learn his own chart just to impress you

He’d love watching horror movies with you, even if he pretended to be brave

The two of you would laugh and scream at all the jump scares, using humor to cope with the tension

He’d joke about being the perfect partner in case of an apocalypse since, you know, he’s Spider-Man

The two of you would probably have some ridiculous “survival plans” for fun

Peter would be aware of your tendency to put others first, and he’d encourage you to look after yourself too

He’d remind you that you’re important and deserve care as much as anyone else

There’d be playful debates over who’s the bigger nerd

He’d challenge you to trivia contests about superheroes, apocalypses, or horror, and the stakes would be silly but fun

Peter would be there to help you manage stress and anxiety

Whenever you’re overwhelmed, he’d make dumb jokes to distract you or suggest a fun distraction like building LEGO or watching a movie

Your dates would often involve nerdy activities—comic book shops, planetariums, or science museums

He’d know exactly what would make your day

He’d jokingly “perform” for you using his spider-powers, like doing exaggerated flips or sticking to walls

It’d become a running gag in your relationship

Peter would understand that sometimes you need to recharge, and he’d have no problem sitting in comfortable silence with you

He knows how to give you space without making it awkward

Whether it’s exploring new parts of the city or having late-night walks, Peter would enjoy every adventure with you

His spontaneous side would blend well with your curiosity

He’d always be ready to listen whenever you needed to talk about your day, your interests, or your feelings

Peter’s an attentive and empathetic boyfriend

Your shared humor would lead to creating inside jokes and goofy “code words” that only the two of you understand

You’d even come up with absurd superhero alter egos for each other

If he ever sensed you were in danger, his protective instincts would kick in

He’d never want anything to happen to you

[estoned-png]

Hi Estoned! 🪴(pretend that's a weed emoji haha)

I saw your headcanon with Estonia and Prussia both enjoying classical music. Do you think they'd ever play (with instruments) classical music together? 🎻 How do you think they found out each other enjoyed classical music? And do you think Austria joins them with talking about classical music? Anyways, hope you're having a good day!🪽

estoned🪴here🔥 YIPPEE MY FIRST QUESTION!! so excited wowie this is gonna be very long (so sorry for the yap sesh, these hcs have been brewing since 2020)

First of all, 100% they have played classical music together, whether it be together in a larger ensemble, duet/solo + accompaniment (more on this later)

I don't know how it would work in the canon universe but I like to think that they've played in an orchestra together at some point while living under russia's rule (and this sorta goes into another idea of mine: i don't think ivan himself was completely evil or abusive all time, but rather more "abused becomes the abuser" and misunderstood because of his upbringing as a child. i think he meant well and wanted them to be like a "family", so he'd bend some rules to allow them to pursue some hobbies or "careers"* for a while but a lot of the hardships they faced were because of the time, living conditions, and government. so put a bunch of people who can semi coexist with each other into a bad living situation, there was bound to be conflict between them.) i did some research and there were professional orchestras in the ussr, so maybe that?

*a little more abt this, i think nations usually take on extra hobbies and "careers" but have to have a fake name and "retire" early.

ex.) (in austria's case) people would be a little suspicious if the same conductor with the same name worked with the same orchestra for decades without aging at all.

the soviet mansion (what else do ppl call that group nowadays? is referring to them as "soviets" offensive?? i don't wanna offend anyone😞) used to have a grand piano for estonia (something russia requested because estonia had already lived under his rule once so he knew he enjoyed playing piano) and prussia was allowed to buy a flute (instruments are crazy expensive so probably something cheap), so in their spare time when they weren't working or doing chores (or fighting), estonia and prussia would play together. until eventually, they had to sell the piano for some extra cash but not without estonia's one condition: that he be allowed to buy another instrument for cheap with some of the money from the piano (grand pianos are pretty expensive so.) eventually though, their shared hobby was pushed aside as they eventually had to sell their own instruments a few years later.

as for austria, he comes in after the dissolution of the ussr when prussia was once again living with his brother, germany. he mentioned to austria how estonia and him would pass the time during their stay at russia's and austria reached out, excited to have a musician aquientance who was more tolerable than prussia.

nowadays, they get together to discuss classical music in general as well as personal stories of working with ensembles and different pieces they have played/want to play. this might be a little specific, but their main topic at the moment is debating which movement of Gustav Holst's "The Planets" is the best and why. (i might sound like a total nerd but the planets suite is so good??? a staple in any musicians playlist of classical music)

THANK YOU FOR THE QUESTION!!! i love answering these types of things and finally being able to post abt my headcanons that have been brewing since 2020 IS SO FUN!! i hope you have the bestest day ever i love you

[angeliicheartt]

Operation : ask for match up if possible. Part 1 : Ask if match up is available/done successfully. Part 2 : Request properly the match/I hope I'm not intruding and sending you the warmest virtual hug possible if you do end up doing this 🫂

I'll start with personality ig ? I'm an INTP , I'd say I'm really laid-back and rarely startled or bothered , I keep a tight circle of friends around me and I'm always quiet by choice , doesn't speak unless spoken and sadly I look hard to approach (as I have been told 😭) but I'm actually really nice trust . I'm talkative sometimes around my friends but I'm usually the listener tho I do occasionally yap , I'm very sarcastic sometimes and I'm basically the 'they asked for no pickles' friend unless it's for me . I'm really good at comforting others and helping them so I'm usually known as the local therapist when anyone needs advice rip , but i have strict boundaries and I'mnot afraid to stand up for myself or others . Im also a big nerd (proudly) . Aesthetic wise I usually go for baggy jeans and hoodies/sweaters when I'm not half bothered to dress up , otherwise I'm dressed in chaotic academia as much as I can or simple streat wear/y2k , I paint mt nails black or brown occasionally and I got piercings on my ears 🙏 I care about aesthetics and yap about it ehehe . IF YOU END UP DOUNF THIS MATCH UP PLS KNOW I LOVE YOU AND YOUR VLOG !! I hope you wake up one day in summer to your pillow being cool BOTH ways , the air breezy cold and NO insect get near you at night even if you open your windows 🙏🙏

matchup for aasteraa!

note: hihi pretty!! thank you for ur patience on this <3 i hope u enjoy!

i match you with.. hanta sero!

the chill couple for suree

the yapper in the relationship but absolutely loves when you yap back !! top tier yap sessions that have no real topic

if he made friends with bakugo and his scary ass i know he can make friends with anyone no matter how hard to approach you look 100%

goes to you for help with schoolwork

basically is ur shrink, you need someone to talk to about literally anything he's ur guy (one of the best secret keepers in the class fs)

wants to get matching ear piercings

[missdespair111]

I just watched Squid game second season and there are just so many emotions coursing through me after i finished those series. First of all, the show is amazing, i love it with my whole heart and it rarely happens to me when i watch something for the first time. I really really want to yap about my impressions of Squid game right now so here it is!

I am a huge psychology nerd and i especially enjoy the topic of human nature, people's personalities and characteristics, motivations and goals and so on, so to me when i began to notice how most of the people in the second season act like human life is nothing compared to money they will get from this game, it just shocked me how realistic they portrayed those awful people. I am not going to hide my disdain towards this type of characters who are ready to even kill for money or reach their goals whatever they must be. I was absolutely disgusted by players like 100, he is the number one on my hated characters list now lmao.

Especially great i find how good relationships between characters there grows, how people get attached to each other and the most heartbreaking thing is to watch how they are loosing each other in this game one by one. The last moment of this show almost made me cry from how good the actor portrayed all the suffering and pain the main character went through.

In the end i can say that i am in love with Squid game from now on and I'll wait for third season to yap about it just excitedly how i yapped about second one.

[1d1195]

Sam my love I’ve missed you this week😭😭😭 I have MANY things to catch you up on and I fear it’s gonna be a two parter 😭 (I’ll try not to yap too much lol)

WDYM SAM IVE MENTIONED THE HARRY WITH A BREEDING KINK?!? BESTIE😭😭😭😭 I wish my memory wasn’t shit so I could remember 😔 BUT I LOVE BEING SURPRISED SO I CANT WAIT TO BE SENT INTO A FERAL SPIRAL HAHA

I thought I would HATE audio porn lol I hate asmr stuff so in my head I thought it would be like that but I’m glad it was not that lol and honestly I totally get being more into the plot! Bc that’s literally me!! And it’s always such a surprise when you do write smut and I love it lol

Omg AP stats and calc?!? I’m also not surprised you love calc and bestie that’s so cool of you! I love that your brain just get it ya know! Anyways I’m sure you’re doing a GREAT job at teaching both💕💕

You’re so kind 😭 and you’re so right about getting it for a deal I think maybe that’s why I’m obsessed lol being “basic” is fine like there’s a reason why it’s so loved because you can’t really fuck up lol I LOVEEEEE flowers in any form so I totally get it! Wait I love that you have a good dynamic with your students 😭 that’s so sweet!!!

The made to be couple is so amazing! Such a heartbreaking story when I read for the first time I’m pretty sure I cried at one point lol and another teacherry idea?! A WIN!!!

It actually hurt me so much too see how she was being used like that’s not normal😭😭(I’m the same but at least I can accept it now lol) and you know I love the classic “kitten” nickname it’s truly your trademark! So I don’t see anything wrong with having it for your stories plus poppy was cute and it made sense for the story! BESTIEEEEEE you have no idea how much I love that you’re even considering using a Spanish nickname! And yeah I do speak it and mi vida is very acceptable and common! Another common one would be “amor” or “cariño”! Also it was similar to Tulips BUT they are still so different if that makes sense!

I LOVE A NERD!!!! He’s sounds so amazing I can’t 😭 him being so into her and just caring enough about her to learn her interest😭 he’s definitely book bf material!

Aww thank you! It was my uncle who passed and oddly he was someone I enjoyed being around with lol but the whole process of being around family memebers is just a no for me! And like I simply can’t with them!! Anyways I’m glad that I’m not really alone in feeling like that!

Okay so this quarter is all psyc courses! All upper division and they are something lol bestie one of them is 3 HOURS😭😭😭 I won’t make it😭 but the topics seem interesting enough lol I have two that revolve around clinical treatment, assessment, and a bit of history behind psychology methods. Then one about development which seems cool since I already took a class about parenting! And one about eating disorders which I’m kinda the most excited about even if the grading scheme in that course sucks lol BUT SAM I HAVE A WIN!! I HAVE A HOT TA THIS QUARTER 🎉🎉🎉 idk if I’ve mentioned him before but I had him as a TA for my first year and when I tell you I was shocked when walking into that lecture hall… I was too stunned to speak!! He’s so hot to me I can’t 😭Anyways overall the professors seems nice but who tf knows at this point bestie I’ll probably be dying in two ish weeks when midterms start lol

I kinda had to dye it again bc my roots girl were so bad lol I now see how oddly fast my hair grows bc those roots were showing lol but honestly I find it every fun and freeing almost lol but i totally understand not wanting to commit because it is something you can’t easily fix! but if it’s not something you really want to do there’s nothing wrong with that!-💜

I've missed you so much! I'm sorry it was a busy week 😭

I can't wait to write it now hehehe 🤭

Obviously I'm obsessed with friends to lovers audio porn so I've been enjoying all the little lead up parts to the actual sex. I've mainly been skipping around the audios listening for the sweet parts of him telling her how beautiful she is and how much he likes her 😭😂 I think I just need a good audio book, right? Like that's what that means? Idk, I don't care either hahahaha. I think it'll help inspire a bit more smut (I may or may not be writing something now for Thursday 🤷‍♀️)

I think I cried during Made To Be multiple times. I'm def an angsty girl at heart 😂 This teacherry idea is going to be probs dumb but I don't care. I'm trying not to read too much into my own ideas because it's fiction and fun.

AMOR (OBVIOUSLY) and cariño I love that! Idk if I have a storyline for them yet. I also don't know if it would make sense for me to use it because I'm not sure I could tie in a reason (okay, hold on I'm envisioning a meet cute after a long day at work and Harry is just blown away by the girl at the bar of a Mexican restaurant because she's just obsessed with tacos, chips, and guac and probably margaritas--I know Harry loves tequila). I just don't want to offend anyone more than I probably do by being whiter than a piece of paper ☠ But I really love the sound of cariño 😭 like now it's all I'm going to think about for weeks. One of the book series I was reading called her gatita so I could see myself using both--okay, you've convinced me. I'll use some spanish hehehehehehe. I def got mi vida from Encanto 😭 I thought it was adorable and I could so see a lovesick Harry using it.

I love my family. I would do anything for them. But they're the worst. Whenever someone gets married and they play the shoe game I'm always the side of designated side of the family that's "who's side of the family is crazier" -_- It ain't much, but it's honest.

I'm OBSESSED!!!! Please share anything you feel like sharing about your studies. One of the many degrees I would love to get is psychology. I LOVE the brain. I think it's fascinating. 3 HOURS THOUGH. I love the sound of all your courses. Everything sounds fascinating. I'm so excited for you! I know it will be a lot but hopefully the interest will make it worthwhile.

Does that mean your TA has a cute nose?! 😂😂 Tell me about his forearms too 😭 I'm literally so excited about this. Send me tidbits for inspo. I'll be praying for you around midterms time 💕

I've always thought a burgundy reddish/purple would be fun for me but again, can't commit, lol. I've had the same hairdresser since I was a kid, she would probs have a stroke. I should just ask her what to do. See part of me doesn't want to deal with the upkeep either. You're a stronger woman than me. If I saw roots I would be like "That sucks, oh well." I swear sometimes I should have been a guy. I think the higher powers forgot to turn a few knobs and switches before sending me out into the universe 😂

✨See you in part 2!!! ✨

xoxo

[splatoweentown]

YIPPIEEEE SOMEONE WANTS TO TALK TO ME ABOUT HIM!!!!

massive yap under cut

first of all i am a firm believer of him being an autistic individual. autismjay is real and true in my heart. however due to internalized ableism and his people pleasing tendencies he masks an unhealthy amount. he is trying so hard to convince himself that there is nothing wrong with him and that he is normal when that is just not true. like boy stop lying to yourself.

some common stims i feel he does are spinning, pacing back and forth, fidgeting with things like clothes, lots of different pen stims (like chewing on pens and clicking them), tapping his glass, snapping, anything subtle really. however he does have some more harmful stims like biting the inside of his mouth and hitting his glass. but he only hits his glass like that when he is really overwhelmed, like nearing a meltdown.

on the topic of meltdowns, i just know damn well that walk-in fridge was a lifesaver for him. like if he was way overstimulated he just runs off into the fridge to cool down (pun intended). let's just hope for everyone's sake that the new hotel will have a walk-in fridge. i imagine that he would fill the fridge with things he would need if he was having a meltdown, like extra oj, a cork, some comfort items, safe foods, and the like. back to the topic of stims i feel like he would only do the more obvious stims like rocking back and forth and hand flapping when he is alone and no one can possibly walk in on him, which is very often in that same walk-in fridge, likely when he is having a meltdown, probably the time when he needs that type of stim the most. also i feel like his ass would definitely benefit from a pair of noise canceling headphones. however he would definitely be reluctant to wear them because of his internalized ableism and his fear of being made fun of by the hotel residents. however as soon as he starts actually wearing them he is not going back. honestly i wonder what would go down if there was no walk-in fridge for oj to decompress in. nobody has any clue what the fuck is going on meanwhile oj is just in pain. paper is the only one who has any idea what is happening. someone should make a comic or a fic or something about that scenario. then again people should just make more autistic oj content in general but idk.

onto a lighter topic i feel that oj would have a special interest in zoology, being oh so autistic about pandas. take his ass to the zoo and he will be in ecstasy. yes he will infodump to you about every animal in each exhibit and no he won't shut up. and i just know damn well that he would be fighting the most intense battle at the gift shop. his ass is fighting the urge to buy another panda plush and he is fighting it HARD. rip oj you would've loved animal planet. but don't get me wrong--he does have other special interests as well, such as chess and space. just in general this guy is a nerd and i love him for it.

also he 100% has the sorting autism. for example he has to have the dishes put away in a certain way and if they aren't put away in that way then he will have to stop everything he is doing to fix it.

also i am BEGGING more people to at least acknowledge that he was meant to be a silent character. can we please bring that back. let him be semiverbal. let him not speak. he needs to have more instances of nonverbal communication. please i am BEGGING someone to write or draw something based on that.

also for other disorders he has more people should look at him through the lens of having adhd and/or ocd. i personally headcanon that for him and i want to know if this headcanon is as asspull or not so someone please tell me if you can back me up on this. also he has arfid to me. not arguing on that.

while still on the topic ive seen a lot of people headcanon him as a pwnpd but i genuinely can not feel one way or the other about it. why do you think that is.

uhh yeah that's it. enjoy my autismjay rambles. spunki out.

PLEASE SOMEONE ANYONE TALK TO ME ABOUT OJ II!!!! I AM GOING INSANE AND I NEED ENRICHMENT IN MY ENCLOSURE.

[drethanramslay]

A funny thing called Fate: Chapter 1

Pairing: Bryce X MC (Aisha Khurrana)

Word count: 2.6K words

Series Masterlist 

Masterlist

Warning: None really, just some cursing

Author's note: Hello!! I am back with the first chapter of "A funny thing called Fate" and this time this is in Bryce's POV

Like I said last time, there would be time jumps so you will be seeing both- 16 year old Bryce and present day Bryce

Just a word of caution, 16 year old Bryce (according to me) is your typical bad boy who is a jerk and upholds his reputation and prestige as the most important priorities

I decided to take part in @choicesseptemberchallenge20​ the prompt being- LOST

Also decided to take part in @choicesweeklychallenge​ the prompt being "I just... don't know. Honestly."

Both of them will be in bold

TERMS THAT YOU NEED TO KNOW:

-> kanilehua: Motherfucker (I literally googled curse words in Hawaiian language so please forgive me if they are wrong 🤧)

-> okole: Butt/ Ass

-> budhiya: old woman in Hindi

Forgive me if I make any mistakes

10 years ago- Bryce's POV

"Aloha!!" Bryce's cheerful voice ran clear through the hallways as he approached his teammates, instantly capturing the attention of the people.

"Hey Bryce, my man." Jason, his best friend stepped forward and did a complicated handshake with him before patting his back.

"How was the summer?" Kai, his other best friend spoke up as he leaned against the lockers, his dark hair falling on his eyes.

"You know the usual. Practice and stuff. My parents did take us to Australia. The waves there are sweet." Bryce whistled lowly, remembering how he spent numerous days surfing at sea.

"What a lucky bastard. Do you think your parents would adopt me?" Jason asked causing Kai to chuckle.

At this point, they would want anyone but me as their son. A dark look passed on his face but he hid it behind the over cheerful and happy go lucky mask.

"So, what's up with you guys?!" He asked, smoothly changing the topic.

Jason began. "Well I for one, had a fun summer hanging out at the beach, enjoying the sun-"

"-having flings left, right, centre." Kai completed the sentence, snickering.

"As if you weren't the one who fooled around more. You broke so many hearts, Kai!!" Jason rolled his eyes.

"But I finally settled down, unlike your unsettled ass." Kai exclaimed.

"50 bucks you will break up with him in ten days." Kai narrowed his green eyes and smacked the back of Jason’s head. 

"Wow, seems like I have some catching up to do." Bryce smirked.

Kai turned towards Bryce, suddenly serious. "Glad you brought it up. We have a proposition for you."

Bryce incredulously raised his eyebrow.

"Your two o'clock. Short brunette with glasses. Don't be too obvious."

Bryce ran his hand through his long hair and his amber eyes fell on the girl.

He leaned against the locker near Jason.

"What's her deal?"

"Apparently, she joined the school last year and has been on the low. Keeps to herself, certified nerd, teacher's pet and super uptight."

Bryce eyed her and he recognized that she was in his chemistry class last year.

Aisha Khurrana.

"Wait... That's Aisha. She was in my chemistry class last year. Introverted and quiet."

Jason did a double-take. "Wait really? Well, that makes it easier for us."

"Good. I will make y'all talk to her-"

Kai stopped him midway. "Woah, woah, woah. We don't want to interact with her. You are the one doing this."

"Will one of you kanilehua tell me what the fuck is going on?" Bryce asked, getting annoyed.

"After the legendary prank Ano pulled last year, it's time we step up. So while you were tanning your okole in Australia, Jason and I were brainstorming to come up with a better idea."

Jason continued. "So we decided that you could get her fall in love with you before the finals and boom! We could pull the prank on prom."

Bryce's eyed widened. "Woah, don't you think that's extreme?"

Kai rolled his eyes. "Please, Ano humiliated a teacher and exposed that he was having an affair with a junior. I don't think it's that extreme."

"What is this prank you have planned on prom?"

Jason waved his hand. "We haven't worked out the details but we have the entire year to do that. You on the other hand... Are running out of time."

Bryce's eyebrows furrowed. "And why can't either of you take this up?"

"Because Kai here is surprisingly getting cosy with Kaeo the jock from Sunset High while I am on the principal's radar for the shit I did last year. I am this close to getting expelled." Jason enunciated his point by touching his pointer finger and thumb.

"Jas... you're touching your fingers."

"Exactly."  

"So will you take one for the team?”

Bryce sighed. "I just... don't know. Honestly." 

“Bro, this could literally make or break our popularity bro. You don't want to be the laughing stock of the school, do you?" They asked with puppy eyes.

The peer pressure and the need to uphold his reputation as the golden boy made him raise his hands in defeat. His eyes glanced at the losers down the hall, who people were blatantly ignoring.

Definitely don't want to fall in that category.

"Fine. I will do it. But you will owe me."

"That's our boy." The boys whooped as they clapped his back.

Bryce's eyes wandered to his new target, finding her brown eyes staring right back at him. The flecks of hazel shone with curiosity but her face was impassive as if she didn't want to let anyone in.

Well, this is going to be an interesting year, Aisha Khurrana. Bryce thought to himself.

PRESENT

When Bryce woke up this morning, he didn't think his day would turn out this way.

Who would have fucking thought that the one girl you could never get over shows up at the hospital you are a surgical intern at?

Not me.

He was looking forward to this fresh start. A new city where no one knew who he was and he hoped it stayed that way. To hone his craft and become one of the best surgeons in the country. Anything to get rid of the stains on his name.

After Aisha left at the beginning of Junior year of high school, things were hard. Not that anyone was going to believe him but he actually loved her and no matter how many people he hooked up with, no matter how much he drank himself to oblivion, there was just no getting over her.

He often wondered- no believed that he had lost his one shot at love.

You only get one great love and of course, I had to blow it up, and for what? Popularity? Reputation? That already went down the drain because of my beloved dad.

When he finally got his head in the game and things were bearable, the scandal happened towards the end of the Senior year. Sure, he could hide face during the summers, lounging in his gaudy compound. But he could hear the occasional shouts and protests out of the gates of his home, reminding him that he couldn't escape the truth.

To distract himself from his dad going to trial, his mom selling out to the feds and his baby sister crying from the stress, he dove right into his studies, hoping to score well in his SATs so that he could get away from Maui.

But there was still one year of high school left, and that was fucking awful. He was relentlessly bullied at every turn of the corridor, got the stink eye from the teachers and people jumped away from him as if he was a social pariah.

Technically, I was.  

Though his parents were very tight-lipped about the details of the case, it wasn't that hard to get to know more from the internet. And the fact that the people in his school always made it a point to remind him.

Aisha's dad was one of the people who worked for the company that got screwed over by his dad.

Bryce had given up after all these years that he will ever find her again. He often wondered what would he do if he were to meet her again. The apologies he would say and the monologue on how ‘he was never the same after she left’ had been practised over and over again.

But right there she was, half-naked in front of him, completely at the loss of words. His eyes wandered, making sure if it was the same girl from tenth grade. There was a nose piercing and he saw a little ink near a hip.

"Aisha?" He repeated, completely shocked, his jaw dropped. Never in his entire life has he felt the loss of words.

They stared into each other's eyes, chocolate brown eyes meeting his amber ones, completely lost.

But that moment didn't last for long because Jackie shutting the locker made them realize that this was indeed reality.

Aisha managed to snap out of her reverie. "Oh my fucking god, I don't have time for this shit." She rapidly threw on her fresh sets of scrubs and slammed her locker before making a move.

Bryce stepped in her path, blocking her. "What are you doing here?!"

Her eyes snapped up to meet his, the familiar fire and hatred flooding in those brown orbs. "Well, I could ask you the same thing Mr. I-will-become-a-lawyer. Now out of my way, I'm getting late for the orientation." Though she was short (5 feet 3 inches to be precise), she still managed to slam her shoulder against his chest and walk away.

"Oh My God!!" Jackie's voice resounded after a few quiet moments.

"Put a cap on it nose wipe." He muttered as he rubbed the area where Aisha slammed against him.

"I didn't say anything."

"Yeah but that expression says it all." He rolled his eyes as put his stethoscope into his breast pocket.

"But, for real. Who is she?" Jackie asked, inquisitiveness laced in her voice.

Bryce flicked her nose. "I found your nose in my business, why don't you take it right out?"

"Ugh. Fine. Keep your secrets. C'mon, let us get to the orientation before it gets over."

"Yap. Right behind you."  The duo headed towards the main atrium and made their way towards the front so that they could hear the hospital chief. The rest of the interns were already gathered in front of the stairs upon which an impressive, statuesque woman stood and spoke.

That is Dr Harper Emery!! Bryce thought to himself, as the very thought of standing in the very same room as his inspiration made him giddy. He turned to talk but the excitement instantly vanished because thanks to his amazing luck, he ended up standing right next to Aisha.

The universe, what games are you playing against me? Bryce let out a sigh which caught Aisha's attention. She just gave an annoying glance and stared up, as if to ask why was this happening to her.

Both of them turned away from each other and focused on what Dr Emery was saying. "... because as of today, you are no longer students, You are doctors."

Aisha turned towards Jackie and whispered. "Psst. Who is that?"

Jackie whipped her head towards Aisha's short build. "I don't know if you are joking or are serious."

Aisha's ears getting red was the only confirmation Jackie needed. Her jaw dropped and she was physically incapacitated, unable to speak before she finally managed to string together words.

"Seriously? Did you learn medicine in the woods or something?"

Aisha's eyes narrowed and Bryce just knew that if he didn't intervene Aisha would absolutely roast Jackie and her lineage.

So, in a low voice, he spoke up. "That's Harper Emery, the hospital's new chief." A smile made his way on his face as he continued to talk about her. "She's a total badass! World-famous head of neurosurgery before she got promoted."

He turned towards Jackie, smirking. "Guess she's just a scalpel jockey too, huh?"

Giving a Cheshire grin she responded. "She's the only scalpel jockey who deserves rights."

Aisha gave a stiff nod before turning back towards the Chief.

Someone is definitely a ray of sunshine. Bryce thought to himself. His conscience promptly snarked. Bold of you to assume that this isn't your fault.

Brain... Stop. as he shook his head to shake off the guilt that slowly swirled in his chest.

"More will be demanded of you that you've ever experienced. Some of you will buckle under the pressure. Some of you will quit. But some... some of you will thrive."

"Damn... She is so inspiring... I feel like I can do anything." Aisha whispered, her brown eyes sparkling with admiration.

"Well then, can I inspire you to pipe down? I'm trying to listen."

"Can I inspire you to get your ears checked, budhiya?" Jackie looked offended but you could see the glint of amusement and respect in her eyes.

"Girls, can this fight wait until after the speech?" Bryce muttered.

"This is not fighting. This is us bonding scalpel jockey. Get on the same page." Jackie whispered causing Aisha to smirk.

"I give up. But please for the love of everything good can we keep it on the low." He shot a pleading look and they managed to shut up.

"You've been entrusted with a sacred duty: the care and wellbeing of every man, woman and child who enters this hospital. Are you ready?"

The interns promptly burst into applause and they look around, sharing excited smiles with their new colleagues.

Harper Emery raised her hand, to silence the applause. "You'll be introduced to your senior residents tomorrow but for now, you'll be partnering up for your first patients. Your assignments are posted on the board. Good luck, doctors!!"

Bryce swaggered up to his board and searched for his name and found out that he was paired with a Samantha.

Wait for a second... that name sounds fami-

"You?" He swirled around towards the feminine sound and as soon as his eyes landed on her, the memories hit him.

Him running his hands through her hair whilst they kissed passionately against the door of her apartment. Her running her hands down his abs and pulling him by the loops of his belt. Both of them lost in the sensation of each other and Bryce still had the scratch marks on his back to remind him of the amazing night they had the previous day.

"Sam? I didn't know you worked here!!"

"Well fate is a funny thing, isn't it? So apparently we are partners?"

"Yap and we need to take our cases from the residents and be on our way. Are you ready?" Bryce asked, a smirk playing on his lips.

"I was born ready baby." Sam winked as she started pushing her way through the throng of interns and Bryce followed suit.

When they finally were free, Jackie showed up next to him followed by Aisha and another girl who had a striking resemblance to Chief Emery.

"See you later meathead."

"Try not to miss me too much." He winked before glancing towards Aisha. Their eyes met and she immediately looked the other way, chatting with her partner.

"It's a beautiful day to save lives. Let's have some fun, shall we?" Sam asked her eyes twinkling which just made Bryce smile.

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It was going good so far. He had been allotted two cases that day. One with a routine appendectomy and the second one being a benign tumour removal from the right lung. With a cool, calm collected mind, the two of them diagnosed the patients, raising eyebrows.

"Dr Lahela, what is the treatment plan?" Dr Tanaka, the head of cardiovascular surgery asked.

"Well we are administering her with tumour shrinking drugs like bromocriptine so that we could decrease the size and then after a couple of days we will take her for surgery."

Dr Tanaka gave a nod of appreciation. Sam turned and held the young patient's hand. "Miss, you are in good hands and if you have any more questions you can always ask for us."

"Thank you so much, Dr Anderson."

They stepped out of the room and Bryce shut the door behind them.

"Keep an eye on her and do checks every four hours. Good job." Dr Tanaka turned on his heels and only when he was out of earshot Sam fist-bumped Bryce.

"The surgical society is back at it again."

"God Sam that was awful." He groaned as he pulled his pen out to sign the charts.

"Well, that just means I need to keep thinking of names for the dynamic duo. See you later byeee."

He shook his head and gave the charts to the nurses' station before whistling down the confusing corridors of Edenbrook when suddenly he heard a thud sound from the nearby supply closet.

Must be a doctor who is not having a good day.

He stopped before the door, contemplating whether he should enter or leave but his instinct to help overpowered and he cracked open the door to see Aisha leaning heavily against the racks, her back towards him. Her shoulders were shaking and he could hear her heavy breathing.

He was about to leave unnoticed when Aisha’s voice wafted over to him. “get in or get out. Don’t hold it open.” She glanced towards the door and Bryce knew that he could kiss his unnoticed exit goodbye.

Oh boy. 

Oh? so we have a new character 👀 And um that really wasn't the reunion Bryce was looking forward to lol

And now the supply closet yikes yikes yikes okay now i will shut up heheheh

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