#absolute icon shit

[oddthesungod]

Reborn of earth and fire 🔥

[pstelwitchcraft]

You wanna know what's crazy? Now knowing that Laura and Marisha didn't plan to be romantic this campaign at all, it is INSANE that everything went so perfectly, thematically, exactly the way it did.

The series of events from the rock breaking, Dusk showing up RIGHT as it was happening, to them making up just so Otohan could show up and kill Laudna not a DAY later literally because she wanted to get on Imogen's nerves ("Is she your favorite?"). And then Imogen obliterating Delilah with her own fucking hands for Laudna. Getting the circlet. Laudna holding Imogen on the ship they were about to crash having that Tether Talk^tm just before they were separated ONCE AGAIN.

Just the entire escalation that led to them meeting in Jrusar that day and Imogen blurting out "Can I kiss you?" in the mfing BREAD ISLE because she couldn't hold back her feelings is BONKERS.

Even down to Imogen saying she "thought dates were supposed to have sparks" after their date with pretty and telling Laudna she "has the biggest spark she's ever seen" a long ass time later in Bassuras.

The evolution of their feelings for each other, the tension that was building on that table every time they talked to each other. The fact that it all happened serendipitously with absolutely no previous plan and it went just the way it did? Immaculate. Showstopping. Absolutely astounding. If Marisha, Matt and Laura had sat down and planned this whole thing from the beginning it still couldn't have gone more perfectly.

[softiedingo]

he really ate and left no crumbs huh

[mmmitchmmmarner]

u dropped this travis 👑

[edwinisms]

i get such a sense of primal envy when looking at edwin’s clothes up close because god you can just tell his coat is real wool and made to last and not cheap flimsy mass produced garbage and auggagghhhh that was just STANDARD in his time. by no means am i saying i was #borninthewronggeneration because i like having vaccines and household appliances but. man. to have a personally-tailored coat like that that’d last for years and years……. and fabrics of fine thread-dense quality………. if only

[triotascha]

ONLY Sanji

[lerios]

also wow Romana is COMICALLY corrupt lmao. like queen i love you but holy shit

"i dont have friends, just allies" yes bitch, because you keep elevating your only friends to political positions and destroying laws so that you can force your point on your pet causes 😭

2 episodes ago she was making dodgy backroom deals with known criminals because She Wanted To and anything is permissible to her if She Wants To. she knows Brax is committing 24/7 crime and its fine because her besties can do whatever they want. no shit she's a good candidate to become imperiatrix, she fundamentally sees no real issue with herself having ultimate power, that's practically what she's already doing lmao 🙃

like bestie WHAT is wrong with you. i went into this series expecting the main personal problem to be Narvin being a wet pathetic neurotic babyman but god Romana is a legitimate fucking car crash already (politically and otherwise)

[faceless-ghostt]

Wouldn’t you Like?

So this was supposed to be a short doodle and it didn’t end that way… The Hermes brainrot hit hard with this one(click for better quality)

[budd-ie]

“Mu Qing is too logical for his own good” is such a real problem that he deals with and as tragic as it makes his life I also think it’s really funny when someone is accusing him of something and instead of telling them to shut up or leave him alone the first thing he does is pull out the 95 fucking theses detailing every single thing wrong with their argument WITH historical evidence and additional considerations from scholarly psychology articles, MLA format works cited and completely annotated. It could use an editor and some bias correction, but he actually makes a pretty good point. anyways tgcf ace attorney au when

[losver07]

marauders playing cluedo (aka me & my friends on a friday night)

remus: well, i think it was miss scarlet, on the-

sirius: but it wasn't me!

remus: can you prove it?

peter: you'd have to show the card and-

james: shhh pete i wanna see where this is going

sirius: i cannot, but you have to trust me, i didn't do it

remus: where were you at the time of the murder? huh? i saw you bring that rope, miss scarlet, and i know you haven't come to this mansion to climb a mountain, not on those heels

sirius: are you saying a woman can't climb on her heels? are you underestimating my abilities, perhaps?

remus: oh no, i am saying you used them to commit a crime, miss!

sirius: it wasn't me, colonel, i swear it!

remus: the promises of a murderer mean nothing to me! i am certain it was you, and i will prove it to these men!

sirius: ...

remus: ...

james: okay so padfoot do you have the card

sirius: no i actually think it was my character to be honest

peter: sometimes i wonder what my life would be like if i hadn't met you guys

remus: pads can we talk later about... private stuff?

sirius: relationship stuff?

remus: yes

james: has it got anything to do with the cluedo roleplay?

remus: shut up prongs

[tora-the-cat]

An interesting little fun thing with team 7 is that you assume that Sakura's gonna, like, woobify and simplify Sasuke by putting him on a pedastal,cause her goal is centered around him and shes a 12 y/o fangirl so like of course her understanding of him is skewed cause she doesnt see him as a person, just an object of affection, right? She's can't get Sasuke, can't imprint on and/or traumabond with him like Naruto and Kakashi do. They don't see him with rose tinted glasses, because they've lived through their own Horrors and empathize with Sasuke's experience.

......right?

WRONG lmao!! They have too many ghosts!! Naruto's single-minded codependent ass won't get out of his own way long enough to see Sasuke for who he actually is, only able to empathize with the parts of his trauma Naruto relates to and not really capable of understanding him outside of the context of himself (because Sasuke is. His other half). And Kakashi is far too jaded to be fair to him!! He can't decide if Sasuke is gonna end up as a mini-him or a mini-Obito or maybe a mini-Itachi, but either way he ALSO is too traumatized to see Sasuke AS SASUKE.

meanehile SAKURA'S autistic ass may have dogshit empathy, but you know what she does have? A special interest in sasuke. Nothing better to do then give herself a degree in Uchihaisms. She can write character studies about him. she can read his soul. Whenever she says something about him she is right. Every fucking time! She is RIGHT!!!!

'sasuke would NOT compliment me this directly or explicitly express worry unprompted, especially if it gets in the way of his goals' correct.

'Sasuke shouldn't hide that curse on his neck its not healthy BUT if I tell anyone about it he'll never trust me again, which might be even more dangerous for him then the curse mark. Like he can probably handle the curse mark but no one else can stop him from ripping peoples arms off.' correct.

Speaking of! 'Sasuke would not hurt me even when he seems to be...possessed? whatever the only way to knock him out of it is to present myself as Alive and thus something to be protected rather then something to be avenged, because he gets really stuck in his own head about revenge' CORRECT

'hey so um. like. Sasuke's gonna leave Konoha. I'm not sure anything can stop him at this point and honestly I'm kinda starting to doubt anything should, so the only thing I could possibly do to help him at this point is ALSO defect.' CORRECT!!!!

[whollyjoly]

cory fucking booker

[bobosbillionsknives]

in your opinion, what's knives's (knives'? knife? knivseses?) best outfit? he's got quite the taste for fashion (aesthetic or die)

I actually have quite the niche favorite...🤗

It's that gay blue one from 98

Honestly I don't know why it's my favorite he definitely has much cooler outfits in the manga but I DONT GIVE A GAF !!!! I just love the shape of it. Why does he look like a horse pill. Or those kelp shakes. I love it and it's very fun to draw

Knives has zero sense of fashion he literally just wears amalgamations of old ship uniforms I think that's both fascinating and hilarious...😁 He doesn't have enough of a personality or sense of self to develop his own unique style so he wears what's left of the people he claims to hate (LOL!)

Plus his big long legs remind me of a ballerina. (I love ballet I'm actually a big fat nerd you guys)

The best however would have to be the randomly awesome one he has for like 2 seconds in the manga. Super metal id love to draw it in all its unnecessary detail some day 🤗🤗🤗💖💖💖

[britcision]

Anyway Dungeon Meshi gave me an absolute fucking wet cat of an elf with no sense of direction, who decided that using normal fighting magic was lame and he would instead be using teleportation to MURDEROUS EFFECT

And he also won’t eat, sleep, or poop if no one else reminds him to because a demon ate all of his desires except his desire for DEMON MURDER (bold choice demon I respect it)

So this is now a Mithrun stan account and I will accept no questions

I LOVE inadvisably applied magic this little fucker belongs on Tumblr not as a sexyman but as a member of the userbase he even has Fantasy!Depression

[sp-growingpains]

My spicy South Park headcanon? My hot, mcnasty take?

Lawyer Kyle is out!

Legally blonde Bebe and her best friend Wendy Testaburger opening their own lawfirm is in!

[uluthrek]

lannicest is such a top tier ship though because they are the absolute originators of weird incest. no one does circular family trees quite like these two weirdos. all other incest ships are like “oh god, we shouldn’t do this, i can’t, oh god, you’re my brother!” and then they slip up and feel horrible about it or they don’t even know they’re related and find out later and are subsequently completely horrified and that’s all fine and dandy, to each their own, but you just gotta respect how nonchalant cersaime are about the inbreeding they’ve got going on. like yes, i’ll call you brother during sex and i’m gonna waterboard a nun while telling her how good it feels to have your genetically familiar dick inside of me. the fact that we’re twins makes it even better. we’re so fucked up that it’s rubbing off on pur younger brother who wants to fuck both of us. when you’re not around i’ll make do and sleep with our cousin because i can’t handle dick that isn’t at least on the adjacent branch of the family tree. you ask the woman you’re attracted to if she’s a lannister during one of your less unromantic interactions and while she interprets it as an insult, we both know what you mean. we’re what would have happened to the ashford twins if capcom had walked the mile and committed to making code veronica even more uncomfortable. they’re absolutely fucking unmatched in just how weird they are. no one does it like them. absolute hats off to grrm for committing to making them capital h horrible. i’d kill for both of them.