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tangential-hooligan · 2 years

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This man right here is sexyman material! He loves cats but is allergic to them, he loves baking, he loves his little brother oh so much and just wants to understand him better, oblivious af when somebody is interested in him, easily flustered, a dorky sweetheart who tries to place literal demons under arrest, I love love love him!! Look at him!! ♥️✨

#persona 2 #persona series #katsuya suou #absolute sexyman #if persona 2 was a little more modern #tumblr would be foaming at the mouth over him #I already am #he is scrumbly

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mod2amaryllis · 2 years

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KING THE HOUR IS FUCKING NIGH

#undertale #wtnv #sanssweep #cecilsweep #sans #cecil palmer #tumblr sexyman #m2a #m2art #posting at absolute peak hours! past midnight #i just had to get this one out #tumblr sexyman poll #how are ppl tagging these

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w1lmuttart · 2 years

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Warriors sweep era let’s gooooooo

#absolute mad lad behavior from the warriors fans today #love to see it #we are celebrating our victory today #linkeduniverse #linked universe #linkeduniverse warriors #lu tumblr sexyman

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redwinterroses · 2 years

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#am i going to make one of these for each round?#yes. yes I absolutely am. collect all seven!#seven? I think it's seven #mcytblr sexyman #mcytblr sexyman badge

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yourfavaschips · 2 months

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have you done leon kennedy? :P

the babygirl chips

#the absolute power this man has #so is babygirl like the new tumblr sexyman #or are those 2 different concepts #leon kennedy #leon s kennedy #resident evil #he eats these while playing bingo #kettle #ask

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sparksly-mage-of-light · 1 year

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Hmm, "Alex." An assistant with a name and voice who didn't really need to be named or voiced, especially not voiced by a well known VA like Max Mittelman. Who was put in the literal spotlight. Who happens to have the same first name as a certain nemesis whose alternate versions are very often shown with red hair.

Eh, it's probably nothing. Just a throwaway character.

#my adventures with superman #spoilers #lex luthor #i honestly thought it was a joke the first time i saw a post about this #but the more i looked the more damning the evidence became #and they absolutely made him look like a typical 2012 tumblr sexyman #the idea that lex luthor and arataki itto might share the same va is wild

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entropysanyt · 2 years

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Little thing I did for the @autismswagsummit / @autismswagreblogs

vote mob

#autism swag summit #autsim #reigen arataka #sans #papyrus #shigeo kageyama #undertale #mob psycho 100 #mobsweep #mob shigeo #I was hoping you couldn’t tell but you absolutely can see that I draw mob more than any other character 💀#tumblr polls #tumblr sexyman #my art

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missholoska · 1 year

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doing my part for the only tumblr poll competitors I care about ✨

we don't stand much chance against shrek but go vote for soriel anyway please and thank you!!

bonus: papyrus and frisk's pins I foolishly spent a whole hour on before realising how tiny they'd actually end up

#mfshipbracket #undertale #soriel #toriel #sans #papyrus #frisk #undertale art #holoskart #doodles #I fully expect them to lose this round jhfsdh I'm just proud they made it so far and I'll take any excuse to draw them #and honestly even if they lose... next month is soriel week announcement month. the future is bright with soriel :]#anyway considering papyrus was the one who entered sans in the sexyman poll according to toby fox's fanfic from last year #I absolutely believe papyrus entered them in this too. he just wants his brother to achieve greatness #(toriel herself was already great but there's always room for additional greatness)

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tehzeldamaster · 6 months

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man said fuck the government and we all cheered💀

#one piece #cyborg franky #my art #punk franky my favourite flavour of frank #he smashed spandams face in #and bit government officials like a rabid dog #and burned the pluton blueprints cp9 spent 5 years undercover for as an absolute fuck you #he was made to be a rebel good for him #this is why hes top one piece sexyman

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deoidesign · 3 months

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Joked about Adam being divorced one too many times that now I'm getting anti-divorce ads

Adam think of the children... Please...

#the context for this image is deep #basically i saw a tumblr sexyman quiz #like one of those mary sue quizzes #and i told my readers in my discord server #adam and steve each scored 30 points #guess which points they scored #and when it was getting down to the last like 3 they were struggling so hard to figure out which ones applied #and someone asked me 'does adam coint as divorced?'#and it made me absolutely lose it #so funny to think of his horrifying situation as divorce...#anyways #uh.#idk why the fuck this ad was on my blog #fuck you #divorce is such a hard thing to go through especially when you gave kids #and the children are always kept in mind. obviously.#the divorce is often BENEFITTING the children #by getting them out of a terrible situation #all my friends who have divorced parents. which. now that i think about it is a lot...#think jts a good thing their parents separated #like #do not stay together for the kids #thats not healthy for you or them...#plus then youre just putting your children at the center of your romantic relationship #and putting an extreme amount of pressure on them #to think its their job to keep you together #horrifying ad #text post #shitpost #not art

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babyblueetbaemonster · 2 years

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Fellow sexymen in the santurary.

#skyrim sexyman poll #tes #skyrim #dark brotherhood #cicero #spectral assassin #lucien lachance #nazir #astrid #thank you isq for making this poll #this is the most fun I have this year #I was having some bad days and serious art block #this poll is such a fun game and so inspiring too #I absolutely love it thank you ❤

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creatrixanimi · 5 months

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Was Ingo a true tumblr sexyman???? (Poll)

Ok so i have seen many debates over what makes a tumblr sexyman and i want to know what the consensus is on Ingo's sexyman status. Here are some points of discussion to think about:

is he weird-looking enough?

clothing/silhouette

tumblr sexyman vs blorbo vs babygirl culture. which one fits best?

personality. are tumblr sexymen required to be fucked up freaks?

was the fandom insane/horny enough to qualify him as a sexyman? How inexplicable was his fandom popularity/portrayal?

popularity in terms of scope and legacy. And do other sites cultures count? ex. jpn fandom on twit

twink death????

And to anyone who may come across this and don't know anything about Ingo, feel free to vote based on visuals alone lol

#warden ingo #subway boss ingo #submas #pokemon #poll #im curious to see what people think #personally i feel like he overall qualifies but warden ingo was a little bit more of a popular blorbo rather than a true sexyman #ingo classic would absolutely be a sexyman imo but i think warden ingo was overall more popular on tumblr fandom so its hard to say #also this isnt a competition im just curious to see what ppls thoughts are so the poll isnt designed to maximize votes into any category #sorry if this is formatted weird this is the first poll ive made lol

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instantpansies · 8 months

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mmmnm have some human!perry. yayyayyyyy happy perryshmirtz prophecy day (i will be celebrating for the next week probably)

@imabiscuitinthousandworlds if you're into it?

#while clara's sexyman!perry is absolutely slaying the white twink in a tailcoat look and fits perfectly into The Fic #this is a bit closer to the way i typically envision human!perry :)#yay wahoo yayyy applause #art #my art #perry the platypus #human perry #phineas and ferb #dwampyverse #perryshmirtz prophecy

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homoqueerjewhobbit · 2 years

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Because he's the Tumblr sexyman du jour, and because sometimes queer history seems very far away, I'd like to make a quick point about Benoit Blanc. Let's assume that he's approximately the same age as Daniel Craig. DC, and therefore BB, were born in 1968, which means they were 20 in 1988, which means Benoit Blanc was coming of age as a gay man at the absolute height of the AIDS Epidemic.

Thank you for coming to my TED Talk or whatever.

#Benoit is absolutely the most deserving Tumblr sexyman to date #This is just something I'm always thinking about whenever I encounter older queer men #I've said it before and I'll say it again but I would pay a lot for a bootleg of Daniel Craig in Angels in America #This is one of the first times I've seen Tumblr excited about a cabin gay over 50?#I bet Benoit loves Heartstopper #benoit blanc #Glass onion #Knives out #post o' mine

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starleska · 2 months

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as promised - Maxime Le Mal now has his own Sexypedia Wiki page!!! 🥳🐜✨ thanks so much to everyone who upvoted, this was very fun to write 😉 big spoilers for Despicable Me 4 within!!

#dfgd with every trope written down it became more and more evident that he ABSOLUTELY deserves to be on this wiki #maxime le mal #despicable me 4 spoilers #despicable me 4 #sexypedia wiki #tumblr sexyman #despicable me #dm4 #starleskatalks

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ittybittyluci · 4 months

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I don’t care if he is the King of Hell, he is smol :>

This. I have never heard anything more correct in my life.

I mean.

Look at him.

Look at how smol!

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