Being asexual and possibly aromantic but also being a huge shipper and hopeless romantic is such a wild experience ngl. I'm always freaking out about my favorite ships and giggling internally reading ship fics, getting invested in characters finally kissing or reading about their pining and their love and I think "I want what they have!!"
But then sometimes you have a slamming realization that your sweet shipping scenarios you imagine in your head look totally different irl and that you are extremely aspec.
One time I went down a YouTube rabbit hole and stumbled across Vsauce's "Why Do We Kiss?" video and let me tell you. When I saw that stock video footage of two people kissing each other I was a little flabbergasted lmaooo
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me: affected by extreme heat sensitivity my whole life to the point that one of my deepest fears is that climate change will get bad enough that I just pass out from heat exhaustion and die without warning, which sounds like the worst possible way to die
person: if you need ac to live just cope
me: my prophecies. they're coming true. man people are chill with me dying...
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back on my "Bogard took care of Ace for a while because who was going to, Garp?" bullshit and you're all coming with me
Ace is standing on a box in those top ones
(p.s. this is also lougetown au ace&bogard)
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Yuu in your crewel fic is the only one who can actually do the "Rating my teachers on who's most likely to fuck my mom" thing
"Mr trien, 10/10 has never fucked my mom"
"Sam, 3/10. He's come close, but has never fucked my mom"
Picture pans to crewel
"YOU SON OF A-"
Yuu in this fic is very similar to the reader. They've got more of a personality? Than I have given to other Yuu's in the past because they need to be more of a person for the fic to work. They came from an abusive household and were constantly running away until they were placed in y/n chan's care and finally found someone who understood them. They really like the occult, unsolved mysteries, and cryptids. They used to joke about wanting to be a missing person's case but once it became clear y/n chan actually wanted to adopt them they were ecstatic. Anyway-
Cannon, Ace is helping Yuu film this and you can hear him laughing off camera. The amount of disrespect Yuu has for Crewel once they figure out his deal is unreal what dO YOU MEAN YOU FUCKED MY PARENT DUDE? IN THAT UGLY ASS COAT? GROSS 💀💀💀
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one piece au where Garp just out the gate claims that Ace is Dragon’s son
Like what are the marines/Sengoku gonna do - ask Dragon to verify? Track down the world’s most wanted man for a paternity test?
“Wouldn’t Dragon care / contradict this?” Dragon is intentionally not associated with his actual son, so 50/50 he’d even know. And what is he gonna care the government think he has 2 kids by 2 moms? He’s not gonna tell them anything. He’d probably let them believe that to fuck w them + so the son of another of their enemies lives free / isn’t targeted for his blood
“Portgas D Rouge was an associate of Roger and they were specifically looking for a baby” Well maybe she had questionable taste after his death. Dragon was already a Revolutionary at that point, so it’s not like the WG know what he is doing.
“Why does Ace use his mother’s family name?” He loves his mom and thinks his “dad’s” a deadbeat
“Why doesn’t Luffy then?” Same as canon. Garp still doesn’t know it and Luffy doesn’t care about dads
I don’t think it would necessarily solve Marineford or make it so that Ace survives, but I do think it would be extremely funny
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Orym - "if you had 7 legendary weapons at your disposal"
Percy - "I have no idea where to get those..."
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Now that I have more of this au posted here are some son of the sea! Ace sketches + the ref I use when drawing him :3
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Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen + After Show (February 08, 2024)
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these two reunite again tonight
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