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teaboot · 11 months

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BRUH a dude I know from work came in for the first time in months and I thought he looked different but couldn't figure out why?? So I asked if he'd changed his hair and he was like "BITCH I GOT TOP SURGERY"

#I ALMOST DIED #GIRL HE HAD F CUPS #FUCK

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captainkirkk · 23 days

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At least once a month I remember that Ozai ruled for ~3 years. That's shorter than one presidential term. That's nothing. In comparison Zuko - who suffered so much cruelty and was made to feel worthless under Ozai - ruled for ALMOST 70 YEARS. That's more than 22 times the length of Ozai's rule - and he will go down in history as one of the most influential and well loved Fire Lords of all time

#i'm almost positive i've made a post about this before because this just kills me #avatar #atla #my posts #zhao made a big stink about being remembered by history then quickly died in obscurity #like ozai!!! he's a foot note in history and so much of his story is linked to zuko and aang's!!!

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archibaldtuttle · 1 year

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I want to show you an actual training slide from my customer service job that I had to see yesterday.

#supernatural #dean winchester #yes I am tagging this because my faceblind ass almost didn't recognize him at first #I had to keep a straight face and I almost died #my post

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littlestpersimmon · 2 months

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Metamorphosis

#you could say….. trans #art #fish #been dreaming of this fish since I got covid #based on a story my mom told me when she #quotation marks died of sepsis #and she said she fell into a comforting darkness into a beautiful me #beautiful meadow *#she was braindead for almost an hour

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goatyuuji · 6 months

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BOY MOM GOJO SO CANON

#the megumi and Gojo one is so uncanny #anyways megumi u know what Gojo did at 16 when he almost died …he came back #I know you have it in you baby boy now is the time #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #gojo satoru #okkotsu yuuta #itadori yuuji #megumi fushiguro

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rumov · 5 months

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my favorite scene from HoO

#pjo #nico di angelo #jason grace #frank zhang #drawing #the weird thing is that recently jason has transformed into almost this laios-like guy to me. like what #he’s the freakiest guy in the room easily it’s just hidden under his mild-mannered appearance

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ceniwen · 9 months

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zhongli please stop cosplaying as a human your adeptus has social anxiety and can't cope

#zhongli #xiao #xianyun #it's so funny how all these hags (and venti too)#are all just acting like they dont know each other #and incredibly human #nice to meet you fellow human #and xiao is just here #he almost died watching zhongli and venti talk #my art #genshin impact #art

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bobwess · 1 year

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#i didn't make this but i fucking almost died when i read it #bean boy

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thebibliosphere · 6 months

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My fiber craft friend texted me complaining about her new batch of knot balm being too sticky so she can’t get a smooth finish and is now mad that I, the werewolf romance author, am finding this endlessly entertaining.

#hgskl #please you can’t text me that without warning #i almost died laughing

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soranker · 8 months

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DEEP💥SPACE💥PLANET💥FUTURE💥GUN💥ACTION❗️

#trigun #trigun maximum #vash the stampede #nicholas d wolfwood #this is ALSO an old doodle that took me more than half a year to get around to coloring. that i ALSO forgot to post here LMAODFJSI #help. i rly went out of my incredibly small comfort zone for this one (background. text graphics. VASH'S COATTAILS)#i almost died like 30 TIMES drawing vash's coat oh my lord.#vash the stampede your swag is impeccable BUT I HATE DRAWING YOUR FREAKING COAT!!!!!!!!#anyways. i've always wanted to yank those ribbons/straps on his back. that is the inspiration here #pls continue to make jokes about him being a designer bag bc i've seen some on ig and twt and i love them thank you

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queer-here-and-in-fear · 1 year

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hobie meeting rio: oh im so happy to meet you mrs.morales. mm, is that pasta? it smells bloody amazing.

hobie meeting jeff: hi jeff. stares directly into his eyes, slightly squinting

#punkflower #miles morales #hobie brown #rio morales #jefferson davis #spiderman itsv #spiderman atsv #into the spider verse #across the spiderverse #spiderverse #miles gets his hopes up SO high with rio and hes SO happy showing hobie to his dad thinking he'll be nice and then that.#he almost fucking dies #putting this into a fic btw

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zosanbrainrot · 9 months

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this is how I see them

#sanji turned out so good and was just a quick thing so I had to add zoro #but for some reason he was super hard to draw for me this time #anyway this is how I see them #post battle staying up late on the deck drinking themselves silly to the point they forget to pretend to hate each other and just talk #maybe eating some snacks sanji had made #'we really almost died again didnt we'#looking at each other a couple of seconds too long before averting eyes #letting the mind wonder #zosan #zoro #sanji #one piece #my art #roronoa zoro #vinsmoke sanji #ETERNAL PINING HELL #im drawing these while on google meet at work

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chocomars · 11 months

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This is one of the ways they show their affection towards each other, by the way.

pt 2

#every time ahsoka disappears for a long time/almost dies rex is obliged to beat her ass #for scaring the hell out of him #their reunions are always so interesting because of that :)c #rex once ahsoka gets back from seetos: square UP #captain rex #ahsoka tano #ahsoka series #ahsoka show #ahsoka #star wars rebels #the clone wars #star wars #tcw #sw rebels #star wars the clone wars #swtcw #marsdraws #marsrb

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bbbbbbbbatman · 7 months

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The real reason none of the batkids want the cowl is bc at some point after they started dating, Bruce decided the best way to keep his and Clark’s cover was to pretend they were in a polyamorous relationship with Superman and Batman, so suddenly the occasions where dick had to wear the batsuit to cover for Bruce became real awkward when they were around other people

#they had to stage a breakup when bruce died and dick became batman #bruce just got tired of too many close calls almost kissing the wrong person in public #and just said fuck it #they’re all mine #batman #bruce wayne #superman #clark kent #superbat #batfam #batkids #dc #dc comics #mine

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magicalcreeks · 4 months

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Gay.

Tim is struggling to hold off the parademons and his mind immediately goes to Kon even though they were butting heads.

I’m totally okay.

#Timothy you almost died ma’am #you’re not thinking about Cassie or Bart or Anita you’re just thinking about Kon…..#some will call that homosexuality #tim drake #conner kent #timkon #dc #B reads comics

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coolpuppy12 · 18 days

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Introducing the Doo Doo Save File - Version One!

Disclaimer:

This save is still very much a work in progress. While most things appear to be complete (such as builds), there's still a lot to be done. So, keep that in mind. Also, I tried my best to playtest everything, but this is a HUGE save. So, it's possible I missed things. If I did, feel free to let me know!

TOU:

Please don't claim as your own. Don't reupload my builds as your own. Basically, don't be weird. Just give credit please as this took centuries to do lol.

Special Thanks!

EDIT: Ahhh! Big thank you to @lasabarcassims for helping me set up SimFileShare! Please check out their save as well. It’s amaaaazing.

Shout out to @aaliyahnavI @doit4thesims @forever-lbsims @senselesssims for playtesting this monstrosity. I greatly appreciate you all!

Thanks to @simmerapple (gallery: ImpossibleBelle) and @simkuza (Gallery: Mimilagu) for checking out the save and sending some of their amazing sims to use!

Lastly, I want to thank everyone for their continued support and encouragement! When I started this thing, I was just bored and looking for a way to improve my game. I honestly did not expect to finish it, nor did I expect so many of you to care lol. Thank you from the bottom of my heart. It's still very rough around the edges, but I hope it brings you some enjoyment!

Also, don't hesitate to tag me in any posts! I want to see my precious Doo Doo brought to life!

Doo Doo V1 (with rentals): download here!

Doo Doo V1 (without rentals): download here!

MORE INFO AND SCREENSHOTS BELOW:

Here is an overview of everything:

16 worlds redone (Mt. Komorebi, Sulani, Selvadorada, and Tomarang still need some TLC)

Some updated townies with lore, relationships, jobs, etc. etc.

New townies!

New clubs and holidays

LOTS of packs used, so not BG friendly

For Version 2, I hope to finish this save completely. When will that be? That's a good question lol

What's not included:

All the packs - I don't own (and probably never will lol) HSY, Werewolves, Lovestruck, and MWS. Also missing most of the kits.

Specialty lots (i.e. police station, magic realm) won't be touched until Ver. 2

CC and Tips

I did use one piece of CC, but it is absolutely not required in order to download this save. It's the Modern Family Portrait by RAVASHEEN! Download only if you want some cute portraits of the families.

For this save, I grouped some of the worlds together. You don't have to play this way, it's just a note to consider:

Oasis Springs, Del Sol Valley, and StrangerVille

Newcrest, Willow Creek, and Magnolia Promenade

Windenburg, Forgotten Hallow, Glimmerbrook, and Henford

San Myshuno, Brindleton Bay

San Sequoia and Evergreen Harbor

The other worlds? They're just on their own for now.

PHOTOS!