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[sher-ee]

Ya gotta love Jimmy pulling out the receipts!

[littlebigmouse]

"What if my favourite show is delayed due to writers strike?"

With respect, no one cares about your favourite tv shows.

This is about real people fighting for their real livelihoods, for their futures.

I cannot articulate sufficiently how unimportant the production of some tv show or other is.

[multiseb21]

throughout the season, they should fade out each driver like ANTM once it’s statistically impossible for them to win the wdc

[loveisinthebat]

Grunkle Stunkle

[ironspidersblog]

He’s never beating the gay allegations

[queermarzipan]

YOU GUYS WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK YOU GUYS. YOU'RE ACTUALLY FUCKING CLOSE TO GETTING FAIR ELECTIONS. I'M NOT EXAGGERATING YOU'RE FUCKING CLOSE

YOU'RE AT 209/270 GUYS!!! 61 TO GO!!!! ISTG PLEASE SHARE THIS I'M

[epicwin64]

[lowkeyren]

WAKE UP BABE, SUNDAY DRIP MARKETING IS HERE

i come home from work, sunday is in my bed. "you forgot to recite your daily charmony dove speech today," he says. i don't have time to recite the charmony dove speech, i spent thousands of dollars to make sure i will e6 sunday which put me in debt. he doesn't care, he is sick of my excuses and demands more. i turn on my laptop, im farming for his relics. my landlord is knocking on my door, i haven't paid rent in months. next day, the police is here, im getting evicted. i guess this is it. as im being put in handcuffs, i hear his voice —"you still have 40 trailblaze power left, where do you think you're going?" he unleashes his Im Anfang war die Tat ability and one shots all officers and the landlord. i am now a wanted criminal in 50 states. but i couldn't care less. sunday saved my life, so i shall dedicate the rest of mine to him. i will never stop farming for his relics. i will never miss a day of reciting the charmony dove speech. i will never have a normal life. i am a future sunday main.

[6ebe]

Argentina nt being reported to fifa by France for their players singing racist chants against the french team in celebration Spain nt being reported to uefa by Gibraltar fa for singing chants abt Gibraltar being Spanish in their celebrations it’s giving

[nyxi-pixie]

i want that man to die in the most failflop way in like three days. give the right wing time to whirl up bs abt how hes so strong for surviving an assassination attempt and then he just dies from shitting problems elvis style

[froody]

My 5th great grandmother was born in Dorset England in 1775, married (in England) when she was 16, got married to my 5th great grandfather in America when she was 22, had her only documented child in 1800, moved back to England (leaving my 4th great grandfather in America) and died in Devon at the age of 66. What a fucking life. That’s crazy. Two trans Atlantic crossings.

[abs0luteb4stard]

Trump: "You have to get out and vote. You won't have to do it anymore. Four years, it will be fixed, it will be fine. You won't have to vote anymore.. In four years, you won't have to vote again."

LIVE WEST PALM BEACH, FL

Can you believe he's just openly saying he's planning on becoming a dictator, never having to vote again? And these Christians are just eating it up. They're happy. They're insane.

America isn't perfect, but by God, the search for that perfection is dead under Donald Trump and these White Christian Nationalists nightmare theocratic dictatorship.

This is sickening.

[ashafox]

Congratulations, Feliks!

Based on the “There can only be blond” poll by @acemapleeh !

[thewrittenpodcast]

Clint and Natasha, frozen and staring at each other across the counter:

Bruce: this is so creepy

Tony: how long have they been like this

Peter: about an hour

Steve: what happened

Peter: he stole her chips

[isawthismeme]

[zoey-angel]

Okay, now vote for her.

For months US pro-pals have been protesting. Now you have a presidential candidate on your side! Trump expressed his strong support of Israel, Kamala hadn't, so don't fiddle up and vote for her!!

Make no mistake, I am Israeli and I know Trump would support my country more strongly, yet I feel undoubtedly in favor of Kamala. I'm still the me who grew up leftist on tumblr with american friends, I care for the US, I care for people's lives generally, and whatever good Trump would do for me, he would ruin doubly for you. The damage he did in one run to the western world...

If hating Israel is what it takes to get dumbasses to vote for the candidate who would care about the environment, provide healthcare and promote human rights, then so be it! Just stand up for your values and fucking vote, because if trump wins this round, to me, that would be so pathetic.