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puppetmaster13u · 9 months

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Prompt 174

Despite what people complain and snark about, Bruce does in fact have contingency plans for pretty much everything. And while he doesn’t have an exact contingency for Jason apparently accidentally kidnapping the apparently prince of the Realms- some infinite space where the dead resided according to Zatanna and Constantine, he’ll have an existential crisis about it later thanks- he did have one for his kids accidentally kidnapping someone.

He just doesn’t think that exact plan will work in this case, seeing as that plan had to do with civilians and not very large kings that could obliterate the entire world with a hand wave, nevermind the fact that they have so many armies. Not to mention what is apparently both the king’s second-in-command and brother.

Well, if none of his usual contingencies won’t work and Constantine’s attempts at making a deal isn’t working, nor is the other’s attempts to talk the two down, then it’s plan Z time. Seduction it is.

#dcxdp #dpxdc #prompts #The league all ended up in the realms & Jason ended up picking up a child who was asking him questions #This was not noticed until Constantine had already finished the sigil to teleport them all out of the Realms #Which is when they both notice the child in Jason’s arms #and the fact that the child has a circlet-crown & galaxy cape #Danny isn’t happy to have been turned into his ghost age for his own health #He’s bullying Pariah into being a better person accidentally #Grumpy lad snuck out into the gardens instead of nap time just in time for the league & co to appear #Pariah & Fright finish the council meeting just in time to see a group of living disappear with the BABY PRINCE #They understandably panicked #Meanwhile Danny is having a blast asking this other halfa about his world full of heroes #Let’s be honest at least half of Bruce’s rogues have either been with him before or have an obsessive crush on him #And he knows how to flirt AND how to fight #No one is going to believe the league when they try to tell the others what happened #halfa jason todd #liminal batfamily

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zivazivc · 4 months

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my brainrot about these two can be measured in liters

#dreamworks trolls #trolls #ex bandmates #trolls oc #hed #les #my art #this drawing is very old already but i really wanted to write a oneshot to go with it #because i have story in my mind that led to this particular moment #but ALAS. no motivation for writing #lets just say he had a shit class meeting about their end of elementary school prom where he got singled out and everyone collectively...#...decided that he can't participate in the traditional dance because he's too short (unless. an asshole classmate proposed. he finds...#..a dancing partner in like the 2nd grade. and the class teacher looked thoughtful instead of reprimanding that student.)#basically no one not even his friends stood up for him and it made him feel like a class nuisance they were trying to sweep under the rug #living in vibe city made him such an outcast in general. he did a lot of crying over wanting to be a funk troll and fit in :((#and of course les would blame himself for every one of his problems #ughuguguhugh #i have shed physical tears thinking about these two idiots who can't let go of resentment for each other but also love each other so so muc #fuck i'm crying again #someone put me out of my misery

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gods-of-kanto · 18 days

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(Uh oh! Your tank has fainted! Would you like to flee the battle?)

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troynabed · 8 months

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hey bro, is it cool if i write and perform a comedy set entirely about our life together that no one else understands just so i can see your beautiful smile

#trobed #troy barnes #abed nadir #community #community nbc #community tv #danny pudi #donald glover #screencaps #s3 #jeff winger #this end tag is so special to me #troy already knew all the jokes which werent funny at all and completely sucked because theyre all about living in apt 303 #i like to think abed just performs this routine for him when hes sad #this is at the end of the blade ep where troy got upset bc britta called him a loser for being a genuinely nice person #ep before that was pillows and blankets #so #to me this is abed saying hey. dont be sad anymore. smile and laugh instead because i love you #jeff and the dean really dont need to be there. this is all for troy

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psymachine · 1 month

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mac & dennis move to the suburbs (and never leave)

#iasip #iasip fanart #macdennis #mac mcdonald #dennis reynolds #idk how to draw dogs i did my best on dennis jr #an au where they just fuck instead of going insane and mac gets to live out his trad wife fantasy?#or a dream that twists into a psychosexual nightmare as the smoke detector wakes mac up again that night??#you can decide #either way mac's been awake for less than an hour and already had his guts pumped. as dee would say.#machinegoods #i will never get over mac being a crusty white dog girl

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celestialrealms · 9 months

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Fun fact: In Barbatos's intimacy storyline in Nightbringer he ends up living with Solomon and MC at Cocytus Hall temporarily. Here's a highlight from his 40 intimacy call:

The way he makes Solomon sit in the corner. 😭 You cannot convince me he didn't raise this man.

#+ the tonal shift when he started talking to mc again made me laugh ngl #i'm already spoiled for these calls but there's no substitution for the voice work #but yeah uhh spoilers in all of nb's intimacy calls they basically end up in a committed relationship w mc #i gotta step it up with farming so i can be annoying about it. barbatos's phone calls are SO good tbh #though now that mc and solomon aren't living at cocytus hall i question them making it so theyre living there even up to 100 intimacy?#i know whales are probably much speedier but its still a bit weird considering the devs #still won't let mc and barbatos's relationship progress in the main story practically at all in comparison to the phone calls #obey me barbatos #obey me solomon #obey me nightbringer #obey me #obey me shall we date #barbatos obey me #barbatos #solomon #also man i wish they'd spent some of this budget on routes instead considering how long it will be for anyone to really see these calls

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tommystummy · 6 days

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Is it too much to ask that Eddie be full on bawling at the BuckTommy Wedding because his best friends are getting married and he can’t think of anyone better for them to be marrying, only for him to deliver the most savage roast of them for his speech at the reception?

#‘I’m Eddie Diaz Man of Honor and I have to live with these two every day. let’s get started #first of all what are you THINKING Thomas? that man broke my LEG!! my LEG!!! I thought we were friends but you marry this man??#and BUCK!!! that man almost gave me a heart attack in the middle of the Pacific Ocean #and you thought HUSBAND MATERIAL???#y’all know Buck used Chimney as an excuse to play basketball with me and Tommy instead of picking up the damn phone???#he didn’t want to look desperate he says as if they hadn’t ALREADY made plans for drinks #he gave you a TOUR of his STATION Buck! that’s like Firefighter First Base!#but what you couldn’t have followed up on that beer?#eddie diaz #BuckTommy #and because it’s me yeah if Eddie is single at this point he should also get to be there for the consummation

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iridescentoracle · 6 months

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i am so obsessed with how like. taken as read the ot3 are at this point. like on the one hand it feels like they've been building up to this for ages but on the other hand it kind of feels like i blinked and we skipped right past some Major Turning Point where everything got spelled out and we're just already in firmly Established Relationship-land. obviously tarvek is too well-protected for anyone to assassinate openly, look how angry his boyfriend and girlfriend are at the idea of anyone threatening him. at this point i'm half-convinced agatha's just going to refer to her boyfriends in passing to someone else and no one's even going to comment on it until van finds out twenty pages later and immediately starts making everyone pay up

#girl genius #i just. the matching frowns. tarvek's deliberately-foppish not-quite-innocent shit-eating grin and folded hands #i'm obsessed with this panel i'm obsessed with this page i'm obsessed with this entire week's comics #and everything that everyone has chosen to say about these three since. man i don't even remember. october?#when was the comment about albia worrying colette will join the polycule i forget #i mean and also everyone has said about these three ever. violetta telling gilvek to stop flirting lives in my head rent free #but the entire last month has just been. i am Reeling what has HAPPENED #i was ready to live off the group hug for the next YEAR and every comic then has felt like a brand new brick????#except for krosp and norville's grand adventure which. well that also felt like a set of bricks but very different ones #also i'm only half-convinced bc a) agatha *is* awfully good at big dramatic speeches #and it's still hard to imagine the Big Relationship(s) Upgrade(s) happening without one #b) it also feels extremely plausible that instead of agatha talking about her boyfriends to a third party #gil or tarvek will refer to *their* boyfriend to agatha (who will not comment on that until van finds out twenty pages later etc)#anthyding can hadplen etc and it feels so much like suddenly it already has. what timeline are we IN #sarah don't look #nyquil don't look

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boygirlctommy · 4 months

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i miss my ocs <- literally the guy making the story

#my post #i wish i could actually write this shit #unfortunately its a mess w no meaning or anything. its kinda like that post like 'wouldnt that be fucked up. anyways im rod sterling'#literally they go through all that shit then everin dies and they go home and try to move on w their lives lmao #except andoras who is already home and is instead PERPETUATING THE CYCLE !!!!! violence and bloodshed for ever and ever in mothmorien #<-iam never changing that name. im in way too deep #maybe i should write it anyways #who wants to read the messiest shittiest most confusing webcomic ever

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dangerdaysbigbang · 15 days

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#danger days #killjoys california #killjoys #ttlotfk #the true lives of the fabulous killjoys #danger days big bang #we are in desperate need of more writers #especially for the casual event!!! so if you are interested in doing the Big Bang but were intimidated by the 10k word count #consider applying and letting us know you’d just like to be considered for the online event!#we also REALLY need more beta writers to even out the workload! betas please apply we need you!! 🙏🩵#also PLEASE if you would like to do merch art and have already submitted an art app but would be interested in doing merch art as well #(or instead!) please fill out our merch art app specifically so we know you’re interested!

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blackthornish · 21 days

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martin short is a legend!!! his performance in episode 2 of s4 is an emmy tape!!!!! he was brilliant!!and the script for this season is amazing!!! they separated the suspects into two episodes, which I found very interesting!! cuz they didn't interact at all and we can't exclude anyone who has appeared so far…. (SPOILERS IN THE TAGS)

#jan saying that a killer only hides a body if he doesn't want to alert the real target left me like this 👀👀#I think the target was Charles! cuz the person who killed sazz didn't clean her house so they don't know that it was full of clues #so i think 1) sazz noticed some strange movement 2) she was investigating 3) and then she died instead of charles #thinking about the clues #she lives in L.A. so the strange movement could have been noticed there (the stuff in the movie) but how did it lead to arconia?#are there two mysteries? maybe what Sazz was investigating had nothing to do with the attempted murder and everything to do with the movie?#but I do think hollywood and brazzos have a role in the murder/attempt #maybe someone who worked on brazzos saw that charles could return to Hollywood with the movie so they decided to kill him?#It could be one of brazzos' card-playing buddies that charles mentioned!#and the card game could even be the one that mabel and oliver played with the westies #god this season is really good already #omitb #omitb s4 #mabel mora #charles haden savage #oliver putnam #only murders in the building

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dnpbeats · 3 months

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genuinely now i feel after watching mukbang 2

like what was that….. im scared for what is coming

#does anyone wanna see the thoughts I wrote down all in one post instead of spamming by live-blogging #I’m sure it’s shit everyone has already said though LOL #d&p #dan and phil #phan #wordvom.txt

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rafyki · 3 months

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Btw I have to say that my fave pjo ships are all between Percy, Nico, Jason, and Leo - like, basically whatever pair (and even ot3, why not!) you choose, it's an amazing ship

Percy/Nico? Literally my forever otp, i think y'all know by now how much i love them lmao

Percy/Jason? YES yes yes, a thousand times yes, they have such an amazing dynamic

Jason/Leo? The perfect Leo ship if you ask me, sweet and funny and deep at the same time, they complement each other perfectly

Jason/Nico? The sweetest possible ship ever, just thinking about it makes me melt

Nico/Leo? What we could have had in canon if Rick wasn't a freaking coward. I said what I said.

Percy/Leo? This is a weird one, but whatever, at the very least they would be the perfect pair of besties.

#percy jackson and the olympians #percy jackson #nico di angelo #jason grace #leo valdez #not gonna tag all the ships bc im lazy lmao #anyway if you couldnt tell already im a multishipper #and yes i said what i said valdangelo should have been canon okay #like it would have made so much sense!!!#especially since rick clearly wanted to pair everyone up #he could have built something beautiful with leo and nico #instead of giving them some random ppl to be with #(not hate for s*langelo but rick did literally picked one random background character to be nico's boyfriend #just bc he lives by the rule that everyone should have a bf or a gf)#anyway #yes all of these are perfect shiè #ships*#i think i can get behind the leo/percy one too even tho it is weird lmao #my posts

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sonknuxadow · 6 months

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wouldnt it be so awesome and cool if the sonic franchise was normal about fat people . imagine

#from what ive seen its mostly the earlier comics and cartoons that are guilty of this #(the amount of jokes about eggman's weight in fleetway sonic is insane. not a fleetway exclusive prbolem though #its just fresh on my mind because i read it recently)#but the later stuff and the games arent off the hook either #*stares at rotor being redesigned to be muscular instead of fat* *stares at them making movie eggman skinny at first*#*stares at zomom. like in general*#idk if they actually make any fat jokes about eggman in that sonic 3 teaser but im already bracing myself for like 500 fat jokes #in the actual movie . because thats the hell world we live in

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maeamian · 10 months

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Actually research skills are hard to learn especially unsupervised so maybe telling people to just "Go figure it out" especially if you already know they've been failed academically in other ways, might actually be a great way to just send them to a PragerU video on the topic.

#Like what specific things do you look for in a good source?#How do you develop sources that you can trust to give you new information?#These take looking at and analyzing good and bad sources with a trusted educator #Not being told by someone on the internet that you should “Already know this”#“That's no excuse” it literally is I'm sorry that you think everyone should be perfect but that's not how things are #everyone (even you) has shit they probably should know but don't #There's new people being born all the time they do not spring from the womb with the same knowledge in your head!#And we live in an actively hostile information environment!#Just seems like maybe we could focus our rage cannons on institutions #Instead of individual people who were failed by them #When younger americans bring up how they were failed in this regard they are often asking for help even #And just get hit with this stupid rage at someone else possibly not knowing something that seems obvious #I'm just saying for a bunch of people priding themselves on not being as bad as the children; the folks who talk like this aren't acting it

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yourlazykitkat · 3 months

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i have an embarrassing amount of drafts discussing how it's narratively superior (and funnier) for expertly shitty father-in-law beron vanserra to be shitty not because he's homophobic (he has two dads and mpreg is an autumn court special technique) but because he utterly hates azriel.

#beron already sucks in canon #beron: no eris you can't marry the shadow singer. why dont you look at this lovely summer court specimen called tarquin instead #eris: but father i want him #beron: and i wanted a fucking daughter.#azris #azriel shadowsinger #azriel acotar #eris vanserra #eris acotar #azris supremacy #i’m just a delulu girl living in an azris world #acotar #beron vanserra

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