#and adjacent

[ohsayaka]

Work in progress collection of famegirls and adjacent characters

[thesolarangel]

Current fav songs:

[aromanticannibal]

different ways shinsou and aizawa could be related and how they're all hilarious. disclaimer, I don't care about canon here (or ever really) and I'm talking about actual familial relationships rather than aizawa adopted 17y/o shinsou situations.

Aizawa's his dad, the classic. imagine shinsou pulling up to 1-A in season 2 like yo fuck yall and Aizawa in the back waving little shinsou flags. like go son insult my students I can't do it

Aizawa's his older brother. somewhat funnier because it allows a funky dynamic. shinsou is definitely an annoying younger brother and definitely bit aizawa multiple times before. aizawa has probably opened his fridge to find shinsou napping in it and decided fuck this shit I'll get junk food. also you know that lilo and stitch scene where lilo is trying to get nani out of her room and nani suddenly doesn't have bones? yeah that

Aizawa's his uncle. I just know shinsou would desperately try to hide the fact that they're related to not get questions and such but aizawa would very much miss the hint and act affectionate with his nephew anyways.

Aizawa's his cousin. what i imagine is shinsou, who hasn't seen his cousin shouta in some time, pulls up to UA and sees aizawa and is just like oh fuck. what the fuck is he doing here. and realizes omfg why is my cousin teaching at my school since when is he a hero why did i forget this omfg kill me. and aizawa's here like oh damn Hitoshi's gotten tall.

Aizawa and Shinsou are related but god knows how. like third removed mom's cousin's brother or smth. they probably figure out they're related while talking casually and shinsou just mentions his aunt sakura or smth and aizawa's like oh my aunts called sakura too and they slowly come to a realization. but they can't figure out for the life of them how they're related.

obviously in all the situations where it's possible aizawa would very much embarrass shinsou by telling people about how cute he was as a toddler and his habit to sleep in fridges.

[sreppub]

jason ignored the clearly labeled tupperware and ate tim’s leftover garlic chicken pasta

[savaralyn2]

[thethirdromana]

Broke: vampires are vulnerable to the trappings of Christianity only, particularly Catholicism, no matter how dubiously applied. (See: Van Helsing's Communion wafer grouting).

Woke: vampires are vulnerable to sincere faith of all kinds, and atheist vampire-hunters need to believe very strongly in the Power of Friendship or their love of Star Trek to get by.

Bespoke: vampires are vulnerable to the faith that they followed when they were alive, and hunters tracking down an ancient vampire are obliged to learn about Neo-Babylonian theology or Middle Palaeolithic bear cults.

[bacchuschucklefuck]

no more fan-ta-sizing about it! everything's already changed~

[egophiliac]

tsum events really are just the best, huh

[dduane]

Via @archeohistories at Twitter: a "spirit kettle" for tea, guarded by a basilisk. (The fuel for the heating flame goes in the little pot underneath.)

[ohnonotthehorrors]

I missed the beginning of the event so I’ve only now gone back to watch Martyn’s intro and…

I love that Martyn has like A Job; he’s doing tech and set up stuff, he’s reading the donos like a champ. Still a non-hermit hermit-friend but with Work Experience. Like someone was like ‘oh we need a dono reader,’ remembered Martyn has done it, and reached out.

Meanwhile. Jimmy is Just There.

It makes perfect sense! Don’t get me wrong! Once Grian and Martyn are in the same location there’s like a 99% chance he’ll be there too. Not to mention Ranchers, old Evo friends, and just the life series in general-

But it is incredibly funny cause it’s like:

The Hermits, their IT guy, and also Jimmy.

Who is Jimmy you ask? He’s Jimmy. What’s he doing? Being Jimmy. Next question.

[yuutaguro]

worlds cutest firefighter 🐅

[whereimfeminine]

Winning tweet tbh.

[quacaserous]

an old doodle of the lady herself... gale is ur mom single

[fairysexualism]

tumblr just nuked @milf-adjacent's blog with zero warning, no explanation from staff or e-mail whatsoever. her blog has been a vital resource for documenting COVID-19, and she did nothing ban worthy. she seems to be another target of the transmisogyny being carried out by staff.

[tpwrtrmnky]

this is an allegory for what it's like when you take literal, real-life pills that turn you green

[frownyalfred]

underlings in the Justice League in trouble being threatened with having to talk to "him" but no one is 100% sure if him is Superman or Batman. both are equally terrifying prospects for entirely different reasons.