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fanaticalthings · 3 months

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the muskification of twitter except it's lex luthor instead of elon lol

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#this is almost as bad as the time Lex luthor stole 40 cakes.#lex being the dc verse's elon is hilariously perfect #and gothamites are relentless so theyre probably having a field day with this #gothamites using every opportunity to dunk on metropolitans for having a shitty billionaire #the imposter accounts were run by kon and Lois lmao #the batkids are absolutely gonna impersonate each other so goodluck to bruce because the PR team's gonna be LIVID #social media au #the batkids later that day: Bruce you should totally buy tiktok #bruce: what? absolutely not im not spending money on a social media platform #batkids: but it'll make lex SO mad #bruce considering: hmm.#dick grayson #jason todd #bruce wayne #lex luthor #stephanie brown #batfamily #damian wayne #tim drake #batkids #batfam #batbros #batman #dc comics #incorrect quotes #crack #i spent an ungodly amount of time and effort on this please for the love of god dont make fun of me 😭#the script for this has literally been sitting in my drafts for over a year. i even did research on all the dates when this fiasco unfolded #texts #fanatical posting

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toytulini · 1 year

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listen im ace and im pro kink at pride and whatever, but the way some of yall are wording your posts in response to the backlash against it is uh. really taking me back to the ace shitcourse era.

yall know theres nothing wrong with being a "virgin", right? that its not inherently shameful to have not had sex, to never have sex, even if youre not ace, even if you do want to have sex someday, like, its fine that you haven't had sex?

maybe if your problem is that theyre trying to police your behavior and shame you for expressing your sexuality, you can say that? instead of resorting to "haha stupid virgin gets no bitches" like my god. do you not hear how fucking regressive that attitude is? i know, i know, youre "joking".

get a better joke

#toy txt post #god im going to regret this post im gonna regret it so much i can feel it in my bones #let it flop..........pls #internalize my message let it sink in and understand what i am saying and then let the post flop #i say. knowing the ppl who need to see such a message are the ones who will make me regret this post and regrwt not having #1 million bajillion disclaimers #virgin is in quotes bc its a bullshit made up stupid purity culture concept anyway and quite frankly i hate even seeing the word #disclaimer: the previous sentence is not me saying that it is a slur for asexuals. it is me a single individual saying this specific word #grosses me out to read and see everywhere when its a stupid bullshit binary made up or at least historically largely used #to shame largely women and i dont know why we're still using it in 2023 #and ive just been. seeing such an uptick in this whole like. attitude? lately and like #im ace im minorly sex repulsed. mostly about anything sex at me bad. other adults sex at each other consensually? go wild #i like to think im pretty chill about it. i try to be. i think its fine ig to be like 'my meat is huge i fuck so much so good'#like okay not my thing but good for you. love that for you #but then some of yall have started turning it back around back to. 'haha your meat so small and shriveled you get no bitches'#'haha stupid incel virgin' like okay. didnt realize we all went back to fucking. middle school but okay #god im gonna run out of tine to get ready for my thing writing this stupid post UGH evil #but like idk we've kinda circled back to being like haha being a virgin still is stupid and silly and shameful #and if im quite honest. i do think the acecourse played a part in that bc i felt like we were making good progress in like #hey guys is fine to not have sex ever if you dont want to its fine to not want sex its fine #and then aphobes went fucking rabid on us and splintered and destroyed online communities all over but especially on tumblr #and so many aces went back in the closet we stopped talking about it we stopped spreading awareness and now this stupid goddamn like #and now this stupid bullshit attitude is back where its like funny to call someone a virgin as an insult but like no bro trust me its okay #its okay for me to do it bc im a hot queer person with huge meat instead of a cisstraight frat bro with huge meat #? like you know the issue was the behavior right? not the fact that it was straight dudes saying it? its bc the thing being said was shitty?#you know you can dunk on the puritan bitches trying to police your behavior at pride without getting us as collateral damage right #stop making me read that stupid ugly ass word ur not cool or funny #whatever #if you come on to this post to start shit i will not only block you but as many of your mutuals and followers as i can find. i will scroll #i will block this entire fucking website if i need to do not test me. i am exhausted and the acecourse ate up all my tolerance in 2015.

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thatfaerieprincess · 2 months

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WATCHED C3e99 DOWNFALL PART 1 AND UHHH I HAVENT DRAWN FAN ART IN YEARS BUT THE MUSE REALLY SPOKE TO ME THIS TIME

Step 2 figure out how the Emissary actually looks

#I VOTE WE JUST CALL HIM APPLES #my sibling and I were watching together and I was like noshir STILL hasn't come in yet I bet he's in the fucking crate #and then #Apples <3 #BE APPLES #I've solely been referring to the emissary as Apples in all of our conversations okay I love him #im big in love with Asha tho I am very excited to see what the rest of downfall brings us #I feel like my brain was going 7000 mph the whole episode trying to remember every scrap of lore I could remember #idk maybe more art to come I guess???#everyone thank my good buddy P who can not see this post as it will be spoiler tagged for them but they somehow unlocked my art block #by introducing a What If Ashton Draws As A Coping Mechanism AU and I went slightly feral over it <33 #critical role #exu downfall #critical role campaign 3 #god my tagging system has gone to shit there is so much goin on #bells hells #it's not BH but that's what all the rest of the C3 stuff is tagged with so im just gonna do that for my own searching purposes I guess #sams art #cr downfall

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beatcroc · 1 year

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pest control.

bonus:

*UPDATE: i made a sequel

#the pizzeria is closed forever bc a clone threw up. just kidding. but seriously whos gonna clean that up #pizza tower #peppino spaghetti #fake peppino #gustavo and brick #gustavo and not brick rather but that's probably the tag that people use as catchall so whatever #hey have yuo guys LOOKED at the unused sprite for gustavo's pizza place.... my man has ONE wall to his name #ANYWAY as i have said my goal is to make fp as harmless and cute as i can but also just constantly really disturbing #you ever had your pet throw up in front of you and it just gives you the most guilty and pathetic look in the world #and you just gotta be like. ohhh noooo buddy it's ok ur good...#i think we subconsciously tolerate a lot of weird things like that from pets #things that would be much harder to pass if done by something the approximate shape of a human man. is what im saying.#fake pep isn't a pet but he Is a beast so yknow. also no bricks were harmed in the making of this post i prommy #he probably understands brick's off limits its fine. its fine. noise however....#on god peppino is going to weaponize this guy #pizzaposting #Popular post #also this is Not the next installment of fake pep adventures this is an unrelated aside. just goofin.#off-art

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b4kuch1n · 1 year

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siren

#bakuspecial #cw: nudity #cw: body horror #monster #siren! I think. they're bird to me #I think this has been brewing since that stream mim did of drawing dnd monsters only from official text description #and when the official art for the sirens were shown I was like. oh thats just a woman with wings #lmao like. granted. its an official dnd book available for all audience. you cant make it too Bad To Look At #(I do not agree with this but it wasnt about me. if its about me its gonna be about very few people lmao)#but yeah. after that I got slightly too into the idea of putting more bird into birdwoman #but I also do genuinely love monsters that are Rearranged Human Parts so. I couldnt commit too much to the bird scales Im so sorry #I wanted the fleshiness. the feel. textural experience of holding her hands and being like oh that's a human #even when ur eyes tell u otherwise. mmm #...I looked to my right as I was typing these tags and saw. the fucked up pikmin I tried to sculpt the other day along with the pin #and got startled #its so. its so fucked up. gods. dusty white naked grainy parsnip #I used to have that one doll I butchered wanting to customize in a box next to me and thats way less upsetting than this. man #its perfect actually I will never throw this thing away. anyways #now. now I go to bed. its sleep time for the baku #have a good night lads! you CAN have it both way easily you just need a big bat

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kagooleo · 5 months

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johto’s champion and chronicler for the deity of the ilex shrine, it’s lyra!🌿

this one took me a while due to trying out different techniques (studying a Lot of art nouveau) and making a couple changes to her outfit (the details help), but I’d like to think she’s learned a lot in her journey and wanted to reflect her experience more in her champion fit

her specialty would be in fairy types and her meganium’s divergent evolution is grass/fairy 🧚🪷

and a bonus w/ the johto gang after the photoshoot!

#kagarts #trainer lyra #meganium #pokemon hgss #get ready for a bigass tag wall again HYAH #her team picks are meganium (grass/fairy + shiny!) azumarill togekiss alola ninetales gardevoir and clefable (mega evolves for fairy/steel)#terrains and high sp atk + statuses galore + her dino can cause a stronger confusion (like toxic w badly poisoned but its w/ Bad headaches)#i'll probably make changes as i go design wise for meganium but colors were inspo from sampaguita flowers #the flower's associated with true friendship and utilized in medicines or given as good gestures in various traditions and celebrations #and also bc she's 🇵🇭 babey!!!!!!!! i'm slapping all my favs w the pinoy beam and not even the dinos are safe >:]#since her dino is shiny a lot of the colors are just a few color diffs where the little orbs are + warmer tones. gotta make a ref sometime #not sure if I should tag the others bc the focus is on her. but the quartet always pulls thru for each other #i like thinking silver gets comfortable enough to be the friend that's “s'cuse you my Friend asked for No pickles”#silver in line picking up her food like “yeah yeah i know her and btw that’s CHAMPION lyra to you. YES she ordered a strawberry shake”#both of their meganiums are Best friends and silver likely uses his dino when you rematch him (and his would beee grass/dragon)#calling this piece Done though oh my god this semester has been nuts. don't wanna take any longer on a single piece or i'm eating tree bark #tumblr's gonna kill the quality on it but idgaf im Done. i need to tidy up my sheezy now

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mayhemspreadingguy · 2 years

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How did this happen? @cuubism came up with the incredibly enticing idea to put Dream in the black leather pants. Then @magnusbae dutifully passed this brainrot into my brain. Brainstorming this was so so wild :D.

tiredly stretching in the classroom...

also, after I finished this drawing the pose reminded me of that one Flashdance scene (the chair dance with... the water 😳)

how is he able to squat like that in the skintight thick-leather pants? how did he even put those on in the first place? - and no zippers??

who knows, who knows xD

#silly rabbit au #cuubism #god bless!#magnusbae #sir! you and your gorgeous creative writing killed me - you described the vibes so beautifully #that there was no doubt it's gonna have impact on me!#and those material references that you sent were very useful #don't know it it actually looks like the matt leather tho. you tell me xD #hope a did it justice xD #also cuubism your last SR fic was so so good that it hyped me to quickly finish this :D #dreamling #dream of the endless #hob gadling #mayhem art

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thebabygirlenthusiast · 1 month

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I swear to god the biggest sin of re village is that they somehow DIDNT MAKE CHRIS A WEREWOLF. HES LITERALLY ON THE COVER ART OF THE GAME HEADSHOT W A LYCAN/WEREWOLF. IM STILL SO PISSED CAPCOM

like are you fucking serious

#like 3 years later im so pissed still #the cover art makes ZERO SENSE COME ON THEY HAD TO ATLEAST ONCE BEEN LIKE OH LETS MAKE CHRIS A WEREWOLF AND THEN IT GOT SCRAPPED SOMEHOW #DURING DEVELOPMENT.#COME ON MAN #i need to see chris become a werewolf NEOWWWWW #RIGHT NEOWWWWW #like literally it wouldve been so memorable too??? like wtf people wouldve lost their shit (im people)#i remember playing it w family and we were looking at the steam page for it and somebody was like OH IS CHRIS GONNA TURN INTO A WEREWOLF #IN THIS GAME??!?!#then we all screamed because it wouldve been epic and awesome and made sense SINCE THERE ARE LYCANS IN THE GAME GRAHAHHAHSAKK #sorry im using lycan and werewolf interchangeably theres probably a difference but i think in chris's case he would be a werewolf technical #y #ok so looked it up and the difference is that werewolfs cannot control when they shift. whereas lycans can. HE SHOULD HAVE BEEN A WEREWOLF #GODDDD GOD GODD #chris redfield #re village #re8 village

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babygirlificationn · 2 years

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Ace attorney au where everything is the same except smartphones and social media are a thing that exists.

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triglycercule · 1 month

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sleep deprived dust can't recognize what's dream and what's real when he goes in and out of consciousness so i think dust is allowed to be incredibly reckless when he's awake but thinks he's in a dream. he will kill whoever passes by him (or attempt to. for him it's an instict to shoot bones anyways.) he will drink 4 bottles of alcohol just because he thinks its just a lucid dream. have incredibly loud conversations with phantom paps because he's asleep so nobody will hear him talk. or just have loud ass breakdowns because again he thinks he's asleep!!! nobody's gonna know what he gets up to in his dreams. and until someone (probably phantom paps) tells him that he's not asleep and this is reality he won't realize until he's done something really reckless

horror is seconds away from exploding dust's skull open with his magic while dust is trying to strangle him and FINALLY phantom paps tells him he's awake and dust snaps out of it. killer is walking around the house with bones sticking out of him like pins on a sewing pattern (casually too. another day in the life for him) and he just asks dust what that was about. dust just gets off of horror and shrugs his shoulders with an idk. and then walks away. this is the 6th time its happened this month

#horror needs to find a way for him to get back at dust for almost killing him #horror IMMEDIATELY booby traps dust's room's door with several fatal traps. and then dust just teleports away to dodge them #horrors incredibly cool bone manipulation power is incredibly underrated. neither dust nor killer can do what he does #when i say people underestimate just how powerful horror is i mean this #he has MANY shows of power where he summons a shitton of bones. or when he's clever and tricky #using tiny bones so his karma can hit the guards more and kill them faster??? GENIUS #granted kist could definitely think of something like that but that doesn't mean horror's a coughing baby #ok back to my original post. i came up with this after doing my little dusttale translation thing #dust is such a fucking asshole during it all istg and i whooped and cheered every time he was a fucking dick #when he doesn't know what to do when in doubt destroy everything you see. what a guy #he'd definitely be a lot smarter than that in real situations but again #he came up with that strategy while he was under the impression that he was in a dream #so i do think this little prick can be quite an unrestrained destructive force when he doesn't know whats real or not #can i just talk more about translated dust because GODDDD he was SO FUCKING COOL IN MAD TIME SERIES I SWEAR #when he plucked floweys petals off him one by one???? and then berated him??? and the nursing home comment??????? fuck i lov him #can you please unspill the spilled blod??? sick ass line. i think he knew from the start he was gonna betray flowey in that one #god i love canon dust so much he's such a sadistic shit. and he likes it. what a freak. HE LIKES IT #the only person he outwardly expressed regret about killing was papyrus. you'd think he'd care more about everyone else but NOPE #or maybe he did in the earlier runs. still doesn't hide from the fact that he was cruel to everyone else. because thats dusttale 4 you #youre on death row and theyve sentenced you to endless torture and then the mtt pulls up #listen man if i were on death row and they were my torturers id let them do whatever. my babies can get back at me for making them suffer #canon horrordust my beloved i love canon horror and dust #idk if killer in this is like totally canon but idc. it's such a funny idea to make him unbothered when he's injured its hilarious #horror and dust's personal little punching bag ✨✨#killer sans #dust sans #horror sans #murder time trio #utmv #tricule hc

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om0000 · 3 months

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u guys think wander got him those headphones

#i literally just noticed #like why else r they green n have a star #oh my god #h #he accepted a gift from wander n even uses it regularly #(insane)#naw i feel like hed need some reason for using them #like idk #breaking his pair accidentally or in a fit of rage #n wander found out somehow n left those ones in his room n peepers was like #“ummm... yeah whatever im not gonna throw out perfectly good headphones just cuz theyre from a guy were supposed to be hating on”#or whatever idk #likr he just cant be brought to gaf anymore he just wants to listen to his stupid sleep self help recordings #pbj

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justarandomlambblog · 5 months

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Most of this is messy and rushed but I had fun with that single panel with a detailed pumpkin

(Part One Here)

Anyway what a sheltered world where some person starts following you around town so you just lead them home and invite them to dinner (and make them carry the heavy item your sister added to the list when your back was turned) I'm sure this kindness and trust Narinder has in the world around him won't come back to bite his entire family in the ass

Lamb: I think the Bishops might be back The Bishops: Lamb: shocked pikachu face Crown: Why are we gasping? We already knew this.

Leshy without his bandages is cursed yet also adorable. Look at that bush worm. He has eyes! He's still blind but he has eyeballs!

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coern-art-very-cool-and-nice · 2 months

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im proud of the lighting on this one reference on the right 👉 (btw, if anybody knows the image source pls lmk!! I'd like to give credit if necessary)

#my art #I made a background but I don't reallylike it... :(#I actually used a lighting layer this time instead of just a multiply layer for lighting...are u guys proud of meee......#pokemon sun and moon #pokemon sm #god how am I gonna tag the characters #I don't know like any of their tags :/#lillie pokemon #mallow pokemon #lillie #art #I don't know what this ships name is called but shout out to them #they get one crumb of content and that's the revolutionary girl utena reference that shows up for half a second in the anime #anyway. they were SO fun to draw!! yippie #I had more fun than I thought I would

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ofj-art · 2 years

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#this meme was made for magical girls #at what point in kyubey’s creation for the magical girl system were they like #‘well if they’re gonna fight horrific monsters and eventually die they might as well should get cute little outfits’#it’s awesome i have zero complaints #also imagine trading your god damn soul and becoming a magical girl and then your outfit is just awful #just party city #cough cough magia reco cough COUGH #huh what was that what I dont know what you mean #pmmm #pmmm spoilers #in the tags not the actual image lmao #this is not a pmmm spoiler free account but like if you haven’t #watch it i swear to god WATCH IT #ITS TWELVE EPISODES AND REBELLION WHICH IS AN ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS MOVIE WATCH ITTTT #anyway that’s for the uninitiated #the rest of us have already made the deal with the devil #for ruffles and bows and unimaginable psychological torment #puella magi madoka magica #madoka kaname #fanart #art #artist #kyubey #meme redraw #madoka magica #pmmm fanart

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stiffyck · 22 days

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Artists on Instagram and tiktok and most other sites are the strongest people on earth because the comments are always fied with so many stupid people. I'd be murdering them if that was on my posts.

People have no idea what the fuck art is.

#for context: a bunch of people hating on someone for creating art in a fun way.#it was abstract art #the person in the video was just throwing paint on the canvas and they were using different objects to make interesting pattens and stuff #and the comments were just FILLED with people going 🤡“#like SHUT THE FUCK UPPPPP.#“i could do this too” OKAY DO IT THEN #ART IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUN. THE PERSON IS LITERALLY JUST HAVING FUN #also i hate hate hate when someone posts “bad art” on purpose and the comments tell them how their 3 year old child could do it better-#LIKE OH MY FUCKING GOD. SHUT UR GOD DAMN MOUTH. NO ONE CARES.#THE ART IS BAD ON PURPOSE. ITS THE ART STYLE. THE “UGLY” IS ON PURPOSE. ITS SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE THAT #ALSO. STOP BEING MEAN TO NEW ARTISTS WHO ARE JUST STARTING OUT TOO #LIKE FUCK DUDE #art isnt just realism and proper body proportions its literally whatever the fuck you want it to be #you created something and you had fun doing so? congrats you made art! doesnt matter if its good or not you made it!!! its art!!!!@@#idk people just have no idea what art is.#not every artwork is gonna look like a fucking monet painting

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keyfolk · 3 months

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maddie's monolgue in i saw the tv glow was incredible, but it's interesting how so many viewers took her statement about burying herself literally. i think, generally, there are two veins of interpretation of this movie, reflecting which reality the viewer favors. you could believe that the tv show is the true "reality" of the movie, or that it's simply a surrealist backdrop to the story of one person's intense repression. in the latter interpretation, maddie's dialogue feels dangerous -- is she actually advocating suicide? or simply speaking in metaphor for the trans experience of coming out?

i felt that this scene tread the line between those two extremes. but more notably, i thought about acts of "suicide" a closeted or repressed lesbian would feel drawn to. the way that maddie describes the burnout guy she paid to bury him, how he didn't even know what he was doing -- to me, it felt like she was implying an act of sexual self-harm, testing her sexuality, "burying herself" in the emotional pain. the catharsis found in suffocating herself, allowing herself to dissociate and fade away, and then coming free with the understanding of who she really is... while i think her monologue can be taken in many ways, this interpretation resonates with me.

#i saw the tv glow #i love the idea that the real world in the movie is the suburbia #but the way maddie and owen are bound to their childhood fantasy #warps them entirely... a nostalgia that colors how they communicate w each other #so maddie speaks intensely of suicide but it's layers of metaphor #used as communication used as an olive branch... (holy shit these two are autistic as fuck)#the Real World take of this is strangely hopeful too #sometimes death is about shattering the last misconceptions you've had about yourself #sometimes to find yourself you must harm yourself some way. feel the right sort of pain...#owen i hope you find that heart you left behind when you were 15 #it's waiting for you. in the light within you. if you’re willing to reach for it.#god i'm gonna be mulling over this film for a while #text

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