#and everyone knows

[cowboylikeyouu]

sometimes i wish trash tv AUs would be a thing like gimme the avengers in love island or sum, i would eat that shit up

[spookykestrel]

As someone who gets irrationally angry when people (esp my family who know I have to sit in the same spot) take my seat, I really want to know what other people feel

[glitchthesenuts]

ok,, this is gold.

reminiscing about that time where he explained a detailed fanfiction plot of us having sex to his classmates; for about thirty minutes in a lunch period. the way he explained it made it obvious as hell that he wasn’t thinking of it on the spot, and he’d clearly thought it through in advance. everyone forced to listen sort of ghosted him for the rest of the day, and even phineas told him shit like "bro that’s not normal”. 

imo the whole thing is kinda funny cause i didn’t have to listen to him go on about... whatever his deranged fantasies are, but i think it’s absolutely hilarious that this is probably the only one that he actually shared, ‘cause he thought it would make him look good in front of a group of dudes that he’s tryna impress LMFAO

[desperatepleasures]

one time I used the ben affleck smoking reaction image in the family group chat and my mom replied with the funniest possible response which was: "mommy doesn't know who the guy is???" and that phrase has not left my brain since. I'll see blorbos on my dash that I don't recognize and I'll be like well it seems mommy doesn't know who the guy is.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Knowledge Revenge.

[glfry]

Hi guys

[idoodlestuffsometimes]

I need to share how the IT guy at work greeted my department on CrowdStrike Blue Screen Friday. Never have I seen a man so shocked by the sight of perfectly functional computers

(They were off during the update)

[trudlejack]

(+part 2)

[tuttle-did-it]

David Tennant for Prime Minister, please.

edit- Since this is getting so much attention, edited to include descriptions of screenshots.

This woman has lost her fucking mind.

Jo, are you okay?

[starbuck]

i say i like tragedies and everyone’s all like ‘why do you like sad stories? are you depressed?’ and never ‘how was the catharsis? was the catharsis fun?’

[tariah23]

White people are miserable, racist losers period. They’ve even been getting mad at Japanese people for correcting them about Yasuke as well.

[the-halfling-prince]

You can keep a hundred boys in jars or whatever it is that Chappell Roan said

[liones-s]

one of the biggest things I can advocate for (in academia, but also just in life) is to build credibility with yourself. It’s easy to fall into the habit of thinking of yourself as someone who does things last minute or who struggles to start tasks. people will tell you that you just need to build different habits, but I know for me at least the idea of ‘habit’ is sort of abstract and dehumanizing. Credibility is more like ‘I’ve done this before, so I know I can do it, and more importantly I trust myself to do it’. you set an assignment goal for the day and you meet it, and then you feel stronger setting one the next day. You establish a relationship with yourself that’s built on confidence and trust. That in turn starts to erode the barrier of insecurity and perfectionism and makes it easier to start and finish tasks. reframing the narrative as a process of building credibility makes it easier to celebrate each step and recognize how strong your relationship with yourself can become

[transannabeth]

if you opened discord’s april fools day loot boxes how long did it take you to get all the items? it took my friend 18 boxes but me 65 and i want to see how bad my luck is

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

The math just adds up!

[spyglassrealms]

had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing