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I had a long rambling post planned but basically
Reminder not to drive when you’re tired bc I just had to file my first ever insurance claim
#got into a little bit of a fender bender with a fence post on my way home#by which I mean the road leading to my home#by which I mean basically my driveway#I was exhausted then#I am exhausted now#everything is fine#my poor car is okay#my partner and his dad duct taped it up for me and there’s no warnings on or anything#so it’s drivable#(I don’t think it’s literal duct tape but I think the idea of it being duct tape is funniest)#but I still took off work because I knew I’d be totally overwhelmed#with both having to call the insurance place#and having to exist in general#and I was right#and also I am so so tired#and I kind of knew that would happen too I think even though I tried to get a fair amount of sleep#but I didn’t sleep in and I’m not letting myself nap because I don’t want to deviate from my sleep schedule too much and fuck it even more#and also because I am a hypochondriac#but I was just so tense yesterday y’know#idk anyway#made a short post instead of a long post and I still just won’t stop yapping in the tags#but yeah no seriously don’t drive tired#I pretty much always make a concentrated effort not to do that#and it was such a silly stupid accident#and it turned out pretty okay#but it could’ve been pretty not okay#so like#stay safe if you drive and remember that driving tired is dangerous#anyway#not witchy
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Jason travels to an alternate universe where Bruce only cares about being Batman. He took in each of his kids to serve the mission, not be his children.
Now, faced with alternate versions of his family, Jason has to grapple with the fact that his Bruce does care, that he is his father. Because the man in front of him now, trying to send him home, isn’t even close.
#batman#jason todd#bruce wayne#redhood#batfam#batfamily#this bruce went one of two ways 1) running his kids into the ground and they’re basically unrecognizable to jason or 2) worked them so hard#they couldn’t take it and left the business entirely and he’s completely alone except the JL which doesn’t like him but he is necessary#sure crime is down but bruce’s crusade is just that an actual crusade because he treats his sons like soldiers and everything comes second#to the mission. i don’t even know if damian exists in this universe because the idea of bruce having romantic relationships is laughable#although here he might be more closely aligned to talia because they’re both mission oriented and having a legal heir for their literal#legacy might appeal to him idk. just that jason shows up and it’s like his brothers have military ranks instead of names. none of them have#real jobs or even friends because they eat sleep work live at the manor and would never leave the batcave if it weren’t for public#appearances. it’s insane to see dick without his personality or tim who really does act like a robot and not a person. i don’t know if steph#cass and duke would stick around for this (or alfred for that matter i’m 50/50)#but when jason does get back everyone is shocked that he sticks around the cave and manor for a couple weeks checking in on everyone and#making the effort to do things unrelated to mask business. he has to write a report about the incident and he struggles to even put into#words how wrong it felt. his arguments with bruce also skew slightly because he can’t claim bruce doesn’t care in general just that he#doesn’t care about him or express it enough or in the right way. a far cry from the usual spiel and bruce is concerned so they talk it out
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Could you tell us more about Dan from Levity Rises?
YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW LONG I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO ASK ME AB LEVITY RISES
I recently updated the designs for them so I'll talk ab them all if you don't mind :]c
I'll add the most information on Dan though just for you bbg!
I do plan on making a few screenshot redraws (and potentially an intro animatic because an awesome person actually made a theme for this au)
THE MYSTERY TWINS ⇆ THE ORIGINAL MYSTERY TWINS
Stanley and Stanford Pines take on the roles of Dipper and Mabel! Stan's curious and is the more mystery focussed one whereas Ford is more energetic and active than his base counterpart.
Stanley is an adventurous young boy, looking for the next interesting trip to go on, initially thinking spending the summer at Levity Rises was going to be a waste of time. Though after arriving and finding the scrapbooks alongside the anomalies happening across Levity, he and his brother quickly became obsessed with finding out the secrets of the Rises, as well as who the mysterious Smile Pup(swapped with bill cypher) is.
Ford (often going by 'Six' or 'Sixer) is a happy go lucky and optimistic young child who is alot tougher than his base counterpart was at his age. Since it's typically only just been him and his brother, so he's eager to make the best of his summer by meeting new people, though he hides his polydactyly with gloves he changes frequently.
DIPPER ⇆ STANLEY
Dipper takes the role of Grunkle Stan in this au!
Owner of the mystery shack, Grunkle Mason- or (Big) Dipper to people around Levity Rises- is the resident faux scientist of the town. His personality is more eccentric, tending to get hyper fixated on paranormal paraphernalia, to the point in where he does lock himself away for periods at a time.
Not much is known about his origins, he just kind of always existed on the outsidea of the town, but after opening the shack to the public, people quickly accepted his presence due to his quirky personality.
MANLY DAN ⇆ SOOS
Dan actually takes the role of Soos in this au, being the resident handyman of the mystery shack! Though often the lines blur between his role and Wendy's from the original. Wanted to keep it flexible yk?
Dan's a real dude's bro, pretty dim witted and blunt but often chill and level headed- Unless he's challenged- dude's competitive as hell, it's actually crazy. His mother, dubbed 'womanly wendy', is the toughest lady in town, owning a diner, aptly named 'Wendy's'.
Dan enjoys working at the Shack as it's one of the few places that'll let him freely experiment with his logging with the nearby trees for his own projects and adding fixtures onto the shack, which Dipper is pretty thankful for since he can focus his efforts on other things. It's also because of this reason that Dipper puts up with Dan's outbursts and semi airheaded personality. So it's safe to say, he's there the majority of the time.
Stan admires Danny alot and the events of 'Into the bunker' happens with Dan in place of Wendy. This does mean Stan had a passing crush on Danny during the episode, but even afterwards Stan kind of puts him on a pedestal. Ford enjoys Dan's company often being called 'little man' and playfighting on occasion. The twins act like his little hype men and he enjoys hanging with them.
As for Soos in this au, he initially built the mystery shack and is frequently seen around Levity Rises taking on odd jobs and making people as happy as they can be, though it's implied that he hasn't found his true calling yet.
LAZY SUZAN ⇆ WENDY
Lazy Suzan takes the role of Wendy in this au! Hazy Jane is a part time worker at the mystery shack, and is stan's first crush upon arrival to the Rises. She's a bit of an odd soul with a less than perfect memory, but is incredible at making a homely environment for the shack. Despite that, she can be extremely co-dependent in some situations, especially with her boyfriend. Otherwise she's earnest and does her best at her job. The events of 'Soos and the real girl' occur with Jane instead of Soos (and Rumble instead of GIFanny). Despite wanting to help, Stan is incredibly pouty throughout the episode.
Here's the design line up as well as initial notes I made when redoing them!
Hope this answered your question about Dan :]
RAUGH THANKS SO MUCH FOR ASKING THOUGHHHHHH
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SOMEONE SUGGESTED A BETTER SWAP FOR BILL, I JUST HAD TO ADD IT!
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I'm fixing wording and stuff so it's easier to read soz :p
#gravity falls#gravity falls au#levity rises#roleswap#role swap au#alternate universe#dipper pines#stanley pines#stanford pines#lazy susan#manly dan#character design#when I made this the first time I didn't know- but tbh I really like the idea of this being a swap of that#I know relativity falls exists#Ily relativity falls#relativity falls#gravity rises#tbh the general idea was to have fionna and cake but gravity falls#character art#doodles#disney#gravity falls fanart#alex hirsch#concept art#the book of bill
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EGO EFO EGO OVERBLOT SSR ANNOUNCED OVERBLOTS SSR ANNOUNCED MALLEUS' HAS BEEN SHOWN BANGS POTS AND PANS EGOOOOOO
OH NO
#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#...i don't know how else to tag this. sounds like they'll be random non-story/event cards sorta like the clubwear?#so uhhhh just general spoilers then i guess#are you KIDDING me though#they really did do this to me five minutes after i fling everything into the gacha void for silver huh#i forgot animejapan was happening! i thought i'd have at least until april to feel regret!#no no i'm okay i'm chill i'm cool. i do not regret silver because he is actually very good for me strategically but also#BUT ALSO#this is so much worse for me than if it really had been fluffy bunny malleus. i'm furious.#his card illustration...god...i can't even imagine what the groovy will be#who is he gonna duo with. is this how we get the mal and silver duo finally.#what if he duos with someone completely random. 'i will show you my true power...fellow :)' 'what is hAPPENING'#GOD how could you do this to me twst#what if they have STORIES what am i supposed to DO#i mean 90% they won't because what would they even be. but WHAT IF#what if there's three chapters of ob!malleus just kinda puttering around his little thorn-covered palace#how am i supposed to exist in the same world if that happens
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~ Extremely Unwilling Magical Protagonists Attempt To Outrun The Plot And Not Fucking Die ~
(@takofukkatsumi this tag is from a while ago but it hasn't left my brain -- L-Space got very weird all of a sudden)
#discworld#rincewind#the luggage#svsss#shen qingqiu#sqq#takofukkatsumi honestly thank you for this tag i've been chuckling on and off about the luggage overtaking sqq for a while now#something about it feels Right. no one expects the luggage until it's on you#honestly my main goal out of this picture is to force svsss fans to witness The Luggage and its horrible legs#shen yuan and rincewind hit that awkward point where you're keeping pace with a stranger#you can't quite manage to speed up or slow down at the right point to break contact#so they end up having a VERY weird conversation#at least anything sqq says is not the weirdest thing rincewind has heard#got sucked into a book? let him introduce you to the librarian#actually now i want the librarian to meet the system#if anyone could figure out a way to beat the system's head in it'd be an orangutan offended on behalf of literary characters everywhere#conversely both sqq and sqh are capable of ''speaking'' with pratchett style footnotes ARE are capable of seeing each other's footnotes#they weaponize this against each other immediately#honestly intrigued to see how many notes this gets - what's the general overlap between discworld fans and mxtx fans?#or is it literally the two of us here in this venn diagram?#i feel like it should exist though - are both not simply fantasy parodies in one variety or another??#my art
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Rin and her absolutely platonic love for her best friend
Take 1:

Yes, she likes his face all worked up and flushed. What's wrong with that.
Take 2:

(Why this art look like a mem "-we consent –I don't")
She could have said "you should smile more, babygirl" aka the worst pick up line ever and the scene wouldn't change at all.
Take 3:


She would call him a "good boy" and it's absolutely no one business.
... Take 3:

#Naruto#naruto fanart#rin nohara#nohara rin#obito#uchiha obito#obito uchiha#kakashi#he's there to become a honorable third wheel for today#team minato#these weirdos have such a grip on my mind lately#those sickos (affectionally) <3#there's also so much going on in all the arts...#wonder if anyone even gonna notice the difference of Rin's eyes in some drawings#the pupils#also Obito#the part with a princess is Obito trying to fill the silence bc he hates it enough to start embarrassing himself#and Rin is rizzing him up so Obito shut the fuk (he knows that but still gets flustered)#and the last one is obirin's first ever hug (and probably first Rin's hug...in general)#obirin#like actually obirin this time#also I just wanna say#let's all stop pretend that Rin had absolutely no idea of Obito feelings#that she was oblivious a knew nothing...#so we all pretend that this one scene where she leaned too close to him doesn't exist? like close enough for a kiss#rin wasn't oblivious she KNEW what she was doing#get her some respect#my art#український tumblr#укртумбочка
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she’s like if the virgin mary smoked a pack of pall malls every day 🚬
#sims 4#the sims community#simblr#ts4#sims 4 edit#mysims#drawing/editing these tears took actual years off my life#editing this in general did but the tears were my hell#her name is norma jean named after her grandmother but she goes by either jeanie or jj#she works at the local convenience store and bartends at night when shes able to pick up shifts#shes the worst bartender in existence and refuses to lift anything over 2 pounds#she once convinced a customer to buy her a sweater because she looked a little cold while working#she lied and said her manager never lets them turn on the heat and casually mentioned pennys was selling her favorite sweater#and then described in detail exactly where the sweater was in the store#all she had to do was blink her big brown eyes and call them baby a few times and they immediately folded#she goes to church 7 days a week even though she hates it because that's what she did when her mom was still alive#and its one of the few things that helps her feel close to her mom#her mom died after she had to drop out of highschool to take care of her#she holds a lot of resentment for having to give up such a big part of her life#but at the same time blames herself for not being able to make her mom better#she doesnt believe in banks and hides money around her house to store it but she's also super forgetful#she'll randomly find money around the house and then treat herself like it was present she meant to leave for her future self#she loves crosswords but treats it like a fun game and refuses to check if her answers are ever right#there's ur fun little facts about jeanie 🫵🏼
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honestly just in general it's very exhausting to try to analyze media that is literally meant to be analyzed, only for the replies to be filled with people arguing not against your analysis, but against the premise that the media can be analyzed at all.
i don't even know what to say about it without starting to really betray my frustration, so i'll just settle with— just don't engage with analysis posts? I'm serious. if you're typing a response to a media analysis post, reread what you've written and ask yourself "is this comment/response against the very concept of analyzing the media at all?" and if the answer is yes then delete it all and go sit in the shame corner. throw your curtains away if you want to so bad and stop telling me that I'm not allowed to hum and haw at the fact mine are blue
#ml fandom salt#I suppose#and no amount of adding ''stop telling me to not analyze the media'' on my analysis posts stops people from saying it anyway#and yes. the leaks count. stop telling me that the existence of outdated leaks invalidates all analyses of the completed material#and no. just like every other time i've said this. me saying that i don't care about the leaks is not an invitation for you to try to#convince me to care about the leaks#do i tag this spoilers? it feels weird to. i mean this to be a vague overarching thing about media in general#also of course any ''or maybe the writers are just bad'' arguments ALSO are included in this. YOU guys have been my bane since FOREVER#would you guys consider commenting on fanart with ''umm.... drawing seems pretty pointless lmao'' rude?#i know this is not the first time i've made a post like this and i'm sure it won't be the last
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have compassion for yourself and for others. it seems hopeless but any small amount of good you can do is just that much more love in the world
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#yyyYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH#WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I LOVE THIIIIIIIIIIS THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII#IIIIIIIIIIIIIIING#wooloo#MY FUNNY LITTLE FUCKIGN CCREATURE. jSJFLKHALFASJHFSALJ:DAb.#okay hi. this thing was my icon on tumblr for a while after it was revealed before gen 8 came out#pretty much every generation that comes out there's just that One pokémon that makes me go ouoouhruhhghuoHRUOgHOURGHO#and this was that one for swsh. for hisui it was growlithe. and for sv it was fidough#but this thing. oooooooohohohohohoho this thing#i liked this thing through some. strange identity parts of my life where i was still figuring out who i even Was#and it's gonna stick with me because of that#if only it was like. good. to use. in-game. and also. was in sv. i think it was only ever in swsh and never anything else#yeah it was only ever in swsh. which is sad! for me‚ specifically. and the other wooloo fans out there who may or may not exist#but it's fine if you don't because i have enough love for wooloo to go around for all of us
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Data: I've been having bad feelings :/
Anyone else: I've been having those same feelings, Data :(
Data: wow, unfortunate. I've never had feelings
#drives me absolutely crazy#i get that everyone's deeply internalized that he's incapable of emotions but MAN there was a whole legal trial where the existence of#his feelings were pivotal evidence#DATA YOU HAVE FEELINGS OH MY GOD SOMEONE FORCE HIM TO UNDERSTAND IT#STAR TREK#the next generation#STAR TREK TNG#fucking!!!#data !!!!!!!!!#is the tag#data soong#fucking cybernetic psionic brain headass
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the stupid fucking atlantic libgen post is still going around after several days so im gonna say my thing on piracy over here also. my position has been the same for many years, but now i have some credentials or whatever in case you like appeals from authority.
i'm a lambda award winning author who's been below the poverty line for more years than not. there were a couple months there where i could only afford to eat because the book i'm in sold way, way better than anyone expected. there was a month or two i got a little fucked up budgeting for a second printing that never came. i don't make a full-time living off of my writing but it is a major part of my budgeting, it's sometimes the difference between stability and danger.
i say all this to let you know i've got fuckin skin in the game, and i am putting my whole self on the line when i say that i would rather a thousand thousand people pirate my work than not read it. art should not be exclusively in the hands of the wealthy; the people deserve bread and roses and i would never criticize anyone for stealing bread, why would i possibly criticize them for stealing books? have you never had a day where you thought, if it weren't for this album, this movie, this book, my life would be diminished?
like, that's what it all comes back to. you, the artist who thinks pirates are vile because they're taking money from your pocket, money you need to survive: do you believe art is an essential part of human existence? if you do, knowing that poverty and access inequality are huge fuckin' problems for people all over the world, why are you against piracy? if you do not, why the fuck are you making art?
#this is all laying aside the fact that if libgen didnt exist#i wouldntve made it through undergrad#and wouldntve gotten into grad school#and wouldntve become a thoughtful enough writer to get published and paid in the first place#piracy#libgen#people should have the things they want generally speaking
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Spent the last billion hours inventing fictional foods and brands for my OCs to enjoy
#I should emphasize that none of these are even a little important to my story#There is so much worldbuilding around diet and dietary needs and gov response to dietary needs and none of it is even a little important#I just think a world with hybrid people has very interesting implications for what foods are considered acceptable#Which means I gotta be careful to only show them eating food that fits those little boxes#Considering my lazy ass im probably never gonna draw them holding these things with enough detail to matter but whatever I can dream#I like the one that just says Tea can you tell I was running out of ideas#its based on arizona green tea but arizona is not a place that exists in universe and I didnt wanna invent a state so I just. didnt. Tea!#I have random fun facts about most of these that mean nothing#Big Fun drink is meant to be grape flavored but it is Not. Its like the blue rasberry of grape flavoring#Idk what the Big Fun chips taste like. Possibly cheesey.#art#digital art#worldbuilding#food art#oc stuff#maybe ill go back and make some of the generic brand ones less lazy later but probably not#Maybe ill make up some celebrities and movie posters next
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please PLEASE I’m begging you to make a Yandere Childe bot on c.ai I love the way you write and I just want to have a little deranged version of him in my pocket!! If I can be greedy I’d love another Yandere Childe sex doll au too! I’m on my KNEES🙏
if i ever make a character ai of literally anything at any point i need someone to come to my house and break every bone in my body. if you want smut so bad then write it yourself. there's no soul in those machines and they do NOT know what it is to want to peg a fictional man.
#and just assume that any pre-existing character ais that bare a strong resemblance to my work#were made without my consent and in violation of my blog policies#i want nothing to do with anything that has 'ai' in the name#and having my work stolen to fuel generators that will only be used to destroy the environment and rob creatives#is literally the worst insult i can think of#personal#anon ask
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amanda overton is the wlw writers' GOAT nobody talk to me
(link for the article)
she said let's give LESBIANS everything the straights have already had time and time again
i knew the romeo & juliet teas were real
she had all the right inspirations. tomb raider, mass effect, tlou. gosh i love her.
THIS IS WHY CHRISTIAN AND ALEX ARE ALSO THE GOATSSSSSSSS wow i need more feminist men in my life bro.
yuri cocaine YURI COCAINEEEEEEEEE
YURI COCAINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
amanda overton, every single oldest sister lesbian in the entire WORLD owes you their very lives.
#amanda i don't think the people comprehend how influential you are#this is wlw history and all because of YOU#in 10 in 20 years people will still be talking ab how pivotal and important and groundbreaking it was to have THIS lesbian love story exist#and play out as was written by a lesbian; as was meant for a lesbian audience#this is a korrasami-level milestone/moment/hingepoint/historical event#caitvi is on the world's WLW timeline DON'T EVEN PLAY WITH ME!!!!!#and it's all because of one woman#THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!!!!!! 🗣🗣🗣#THAT'S WHY SHE'S THE MVP!!!!! 🗣🗣🗣#THAT'S WHY SHE'S THE GOAT. THE GOAT!!!!!! 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣#she literally made gay history and it WILL be talked about FOR GAY GENERATIONS#i know i joke about yuri cocaine but she was actually on yuri genius like she sipped the dew of the universe for this AND DELIVERED#amanda overton#caitvi#piltover's finest#arcane#arcane season 2#arcane spoilers
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Where can you play ride kamens? It looks fun looking at your blog but idk where to play
it'll doesn't start until the 30th, but there's some pre-release episodes/character bits that are scattered around the website and twitter! (the links to pre-reg/download are also on the website :D)
honestly I'm really enjoying it just based off of the pre-release stuff, these characters look like they're going to be exactly that blend of ridiculous and emotionally constipated that hits me so right.
#art#ride kamens#no no i get it though water tastes DIFFERENT#anyway i'm trying not to read too much into the zangetsu/ryuugen meta but also#whenever takato opens his mouth i'm like 'this man would absolutely steal a baby'#man i almost don't even care about the actual game i'm having enough fun with the marketing#these morons are already important to me and i don't even know what their deal is#(this is very off-topic but i've always thought it would be fun to someday do one of those things)#(where the story is told entirely through an outside framework)#(like fake game manuals or posts about shows that don't exist and things like that)#(i think it's commonly used for horror but i just! like it in general!)#(an exercise in minimalism! this character has three sentences of canon and three thousand fanfics about them)#(what i'm saying is that ride kamens is proving that i can get invested based on absolutely nothing okay)
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