Rochester: I must discover if Jane has feelings for me.
Rochester: But how? What am I supposed to do, dress in drag and pose as a traveling fortune teller?
Rochester:
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save me winter elliott stardew valley... winter elliott stardew valley save me......
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Everyone thinks that dick was the golden child when in reality it was Jason.
Clark: Bruce who was your favourite robin?
Dick: obviously it’s me?
Tim: it’s dick
Damian: I am superior robin, it will be me.
Bruce: it’s Jason
Everyone: WHAT?!?!???
Bruce: why are you so surprised? He didn’t jump on too my chandeliers which I had to replace each week
*everyone looks at dick*
Bruce: he didn’t drop out of school
*everyone looks at tim*
Bruce: I didn’t have to stop him from killing everyone who annoyed him
*everyone looks at Damian*
Bruce: in fact, he enjoyed school and handed all his homework in on time, we would spend hours in the library reading his favourite classics. He even helped Alfred with most of the cooking, He was my little boy
Jason: stop spreading lies, I hate you go away
Bruce: my precious little boy
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people who leave comments on AO3 I LOVE YOU
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why are gay ppl allergic to happiness.
art history lesson! the reference is a painting titled A Huguenot, on St. Bartholomew's Day by John Everett Millais. the historical context is what made me think about jmart: he’s a protestant and she’s a catholic, and back then it was common for catholics to signify their faith by tying a white cloth around their arm, which is what she’s trying to get him to do as he pulls it away while also holding her (bc they’re in love). st. Bartholomew’s day was a day where many protestants were murdered and many escaped harm by wearing the white armband and pretending to be catholic. it made me think of jmart bc of the events of mag 200, those who’ve listened that far will know💀 i won’t spoil🤭
and this too:
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walker being so much taller than leah allows for the perfect opportunity for annabeth to be completely baffled at how much percy grew over the last year. imagine annabeth punching that bully in the jaw bc he messed with her friend. only to turn around and be face-to-face with percy's chest. and he's oblivious to her confusion bc he's smitten and happy to see his smart, and pretty, and kind, and strong, and badass best friend. and annabeth is just fuming.
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