#and no i am not dissing the ship

[satorugojoswiife]

What do you think about gojo ships

I feel like I'm pretty indifferent to most of them. This is super cringe of me, but whenever I fall super in love with a character I don't often like shipping them romantically with anyone. 💀 (im delusional I know)

It doesn't help that for some reason the jjk fandom (especially twt) is weirdly aggressive about ships. I know it isn't all the shippers and it's mostly just the loud minority, but seeing so much of the discourse has kinda put me off and I don't really engage much with the ships in the fandom except for rarepairs and selfships bc alot of the time those communities are more wholesome and cozy (if that makes sense LOL)

[haluton]

[koppaiterocker]

THIS is the most delirious thing that's specific to me only. Parb save me

Cmon. Heart when talking about Barb. Heart pulled apart/broken/etc when switching to Branch. This is my copium this is my insanity. In my echo chamber

[pyxaperson]

A few people the past couple of days after the Super Mario Movie trailer: Luigi and Bowser is such an odd ship! I didn’t expect this new rarepair to happen...

Me, who vividly remembers the type of fanart that would show up when searching them up on DeviantArt in 2015:

[enemyoflactose]

You wanna be a hater? Okay, let's do this: puzzleshipping. I'm indifferent to it personally, so have at it

Yami Yugi has used Yugi's body to commit multiple atrocities that could have been easily avoided like setting some guy on fire, making Kaiba get killed over and over again after losing a shadow game, and even forcing Mokuba (a child) to go through a punishment game.

To make matters worse, Yami has put his friends in an unnecessary amount of harm by being too eager to play a shadow game. Such as when he played Monsters World with Yami Bakura (literally Satan), and when he fought the yo-yo gang.

It's very clear to me that during the beginning of Yu-Gi-Oh Yami has shown little to no care for Yugi. Taking control of his body, putting him in harms way (he could've died in that yo-yo battle), and being objectively cruel and sadistic!

Yugi is a little baby boy and doesn't deserve the sheer amount of abuse that Yami could and probably would inflict upon him.

And that's not even covering the absurd age gap between them! (3000+ and a 16 year old 🤨.) Yuugi deserves better than a violent groomer who only had character growth after almost suffering the punishment of a shadow game.

Hehehe thank you for letting me be a hater! I tried to capture the Antishipper feel as much as I could. (I have never had an encounter with one in my life. Only seen them make YouTube videos and be in those comment sections.)

If you have questions look here

[invisible-pink-toast]

fjsdlfkhasdhfasldfhsadlf i cANNOT BELIEVE that this is how they finally kiss. like i gave up on this show YEARS ago because it was just downward spiralling, but there are still people who watch and love it and THIS is what they get??? 

after sticking with this show and this ship after everything?? all these years of nonsense?? the romantic equivalent of a scooby doo door gag?? and this is the big damn kiss!!! 

and it’s so ugly sajdflksahdfl;sahdfaslfh 

they look like they’re grimacing! why? it looks like she’s trying to crush his face? or tell him he’s an idiot sandwich? what’s going on with all the arms??? why is his hand up so high on her head it looks so weird like he’s about to start quoting hamlet and talking about yorrick. there’s skulls on her dress for some reason. they don’t have lips. her nose looks like it’s trying to fuse with his nose. i just can’t believe it looks that bad. 

like, look at some other kisses from cgi tv shows: 

literally fine! romantic, sweet, sometimes with a cool background, hands are placed perfectly normally. keep in mind that some of these are the Big Damn Kiss moments, and some are just a kiss after they’re already together. and yet they all look waaaay better then the mlb one. 

note especially callum & rayla’s sad/emotional kiss where her hand is cupping his face - and yet it still looks normal! so it’s achievable

[of-apollo]

Hey!! Please could I request a Ted Lasso ship with a guy?

I’m the Station Manager and a presenter at a local volunteer radio station and presented a show for a couple of years called Time Machine Tunes where I played chart music from the 1970s-90s!!

I’m a history student and am writing my diss on how music was integral to relations between support group LGSM and Welsh miners in the 1984-85 British miners’ strike!! Outside radio/uni I love reading, baking, doing crosswords and yoga!!

I ship you with Sam Obisanya!

Sam would be the sappy kind of guy to call into your radio station to surprise you, if you have call-ins that is!

Even if it’s not his favourite kind of music, he will 100% blast it at any opportunity because he loves to show your talent off.

I believe Sam is at least a little nerdy, so I feel like he’d adore hearing about what you’re learning and what you’re writing. He defines offers to proofread every little thing.

Sam would looove to bake with you! Who’s to say if he is any good at it, but regardless, he loves it and always comes to training with a fresh tub of cookies or cakes.

I think that Sam would be so down to do yoga with you. His life is quite chaotic, so it’s really nice to take some time in the morning or on a sunny afternoon to relax with you by his side.

[benetnvsch]

ooooh about to become a sigzai shipper Out Of Spite LMAO

[writefightandflightclub]

I’m know I’m a LITTLE bit behind the times, but I started watching Supernatural 👀

[weibenwolken]

Just saw some tweet about Jelsa of how digusting it is to ship a teenager boy and an adult woman and I was like-

Why now?

And

Did they... Just glossing over the fact that Jack Frost has lived for 300+ years as a spirit after he died and still kicking at the end of his movie?

And

So they are okay with necrophilia/spectrophilia but age gap is what crossing the line?

Also

They are fictional ship, why-

[kdrc]

getsuga

TENSHOOOOOOOO-

[burnheartmusic]

Finding it extremely odd to see people losing their minds over people shipping/drawing NSFW art of fictional characters.

They’re not really it’s fine I promise

[reinemichele]

Also before I rest, hewwo to anyone looking at my blog or following me bc of that post about eot, some things to know about me:

I have a stupid sickly victorian child body that frequently doesn't make any sense and a literal laundry list of allergies, and my mom works in healthcare (specifically hospice), so medical talk & terminal conditions/death come up pretty often

I luv bugs, in particular spiders; I tag all posts that include pictures of bugs but like depending on your fear of bugs this might not be the blog for you

I was raised as a dumb fucking californian and I use the word "like" as punctuation and this will never change <3

I <3 dark shit, toxic ships, and fiction featuring gore and cannibalism

I am also an unrepentant weeb that loves a weird niche JPN band that tells stories that are frequently Very dark

Re: the last 2 points, I try to tag anything that could be upsetting or triggering, but I sometimes forget, so you can ask me to tag anything at any time

I have the tism and my hyperfixations come & go in ways even I can't predict, so 👍🏻 I'm sorry if I sometimes I suddenly have 10+ posts about things you don't care about 👍🏻 like a weird niche storytelling band 👍🏻

And this is for my followers in general:

I, might start posting about a war among the stars... And specifically like

And even

(the google results were fanart so I didn't want to repost those via screenshot)

Some of the fanart of which may veer into noncon territory, which I will tag accordingly (or decide to not even reblog depending on the piece) but like I understand if anyone would rather blacklist the series/ship tags I'll use (s/w, o/bi/kin, v/aderw/an, respectively & without the slashes) or unfollow, & wanted to give a heads up about it before I just go to town

[officialscouse]

basic tags.

[stealingyourbones]

*slowly shuffles a wooden box of finger bones towards you* so I have two ideas for you

So, what if ghosts like, really screw with video technology, so it all kind of looks corrupted at all times- so when Danny starts recording like a blog of daily like in amity park (maybe as a way to cope with Trauma) and he posts it, maybe people outside of amity could think it’s all just like, an ARG or analog horror- if you want to go with dc/dp here, tim could be trying to solve a nonexistent mystery

For idea two, do you know ab the mystery flesh pit? If you don’t it’s basically an unreality where a gigantic super organism is turned into a National park and it’s then shit down when the organism basically coughs in its sleep and destroys a lot of stuff-( also be warned, there is a lot of body horror involved in this, so if anyone’s sensitive to it maybe don’t look at any content!) so maybe Giant Danny is taking a nap and some villains find the GIANT GHOST TAKING A SLEEP and decide to hook him up to be used as like, a battery or Lazerus pit (if you go the route of his blood being lazerus water) and the heroes get involved trying to figure out what’s happening

oh man that would be so fun. Danny just takes a little school project 10 minute documentary of the town and doesn't think too much of it when he submits it to Youtube so he can send it to his teacher.

A week later and every ARG/Analog Horror nerd on the planet has heard about this brilliantly well produced video called "Amity Park"

Now knowing this, He decides to have some fun. He takes ominous shots of mundane Amity life and splices them between the more normal scenes of himself and his friends having fun and hanging out.

He amps up the uncanny level. Throughout all of his videos, he starts to tell a slightly dramatized version of his life, not the Phantom stuff, but his life as a Fenton.

The whole world watches in awe and delight as this refreshingly new Analog Horror channel posts nearly twice a week with some of the most stunning CGI that they've ever seen. I mean 'c'mon, Sentient food. A child living in the house of two mad scientists who casually mention dismembering and destroying ghosts at the dinner table. An honest to god crazy scientist lab with a massive portal to this 'Ghost Zone' just in their basement?! Yeah, whoever made this has an absolutely incredible imagination. (Some people are even dissing it since this GZ really just feels like a warped version of The Backrooms but it's fine, it's unique enough that it makes up for it.)

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I am a hoe for any and every topic that Wendigoon talks about in his videos so I very much so know about the Mystery Flesh Pit. (Video is linked but be warned; Benji isn't joking when they say that it's a LOT of body horror.)

I'd like to propose that Danny isn't even on earth, he's on a different planet that has collected his blood and harnessed his core for energy on a massive scale, helping create and produce items that benefit their world greatly.

To Danny, Their mining, harvesting, and energy draining efforts are the equivalent to bacteria moving around his body. He's so massive that this civilization isnt impacting him in the slightest.

The JL get called because this strange planet superorganism is now moving and it's causing the destruction of an entire civilization.

They fly over to the planet and they notice something very very wrong with the shape of the planet.

First and foremost, the two eyes spanning the equivalent width of Texas that stares up at their ship is new.

[long-live-astronerd-ghost-king]

DP x PC prompt where Batclan ship “Pitch Pearl” or as they say, “We’ve connected the two dots”. 

Batclan has been watching the Phantom and the Fentons, especially their son. They were able to find some information but for some environmental reason the tracking devices are working in Amity Park with such terrible sound interference...it is difficult for them to understand a word.

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Fenton kid's Audiotape: I hate..Phantom..threat..destroy.

Original: I hate that my parents think that Phantom is a threat and want to destroy me.

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Audiotape of the Phantom: cause me trouble..Danny Fenton’s..guns..pointed at my back.

Original : Why everyone wants to cause me trouble? I don’t have time for Danny Fenton’s homework with all those guns pointed at my back.

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Batclan arrives personally and is going to offer to rescue the ghost from the Fenton child. But. There is a problem.

They see the Phantom calling a Ghost Girl, very much like him, a daughter. The next day the girl flies to the son of the Ghosthunters without fear, calls him father and turns into a human girl. And the teenager hugs her.

Batman thinks their situation is similar to Lex and Superman but unlike them they both really love their "Conner".

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Tucker hears this reasoning from the tracking device he planted on the Batman’s cloak.

Danny: Good news. They want to help Phantom and don’t think he’s a bad guy. They also fail to understand that Danny Fenton and Danny Phantom are the same person. Bad news.They think I, Fenton, am the villain. How can I dissuade them without revealing my identity?

Tucker: Well, you have a lair with weapons and instruments for diss and vivi in the basement.

Dani*feral half-ghost teen*: Say no more. I have an idea.

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The same evening, Batclan sees Tik Tok video from the Fenton lab.

*Miike Snow's Genghis Khan plays in the background*:

The Phantom is tied to the autopsy table and Bruce wants to ask the children to look away, but Dick stops him and says he knows the song, so they should see it.

The video has a happy ending. The heroes like it and they go home with a calm soul.

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An hour after there’s a comment from DashHereForSlash: Cool cosplay, guys! I’m happy that someone knows about this ship! The equipment looks so real! Where to send a donat for a kiss in the next video?

GhoticPlant: Glad you liked it! Here’s a link.

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Three hours later, the Red Huntress shoots a duet:

~I get a little bit Genghis Khan

Don't want you to get it on

With nobody else but me.~

Yes, they used Fenton Ghost Catcher and Tucker, Sam and Jazz played henchmen.

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Tucker sits at the table with Fenton and Phantom.

Tucker: So, Danny, what’s more important..self-esteem or easy money?

Double Dannouble: Money

Tucker: All right, here’s your $50. It’s all fair. But next time you need to use a little more touch. And we change the platform to post the videos.

Danny: Suspicious..And I want $100. Double job means double salary.

Jazz: Danny, no more videos! You’re 15!

Tucker*with printed photos of the kiss the next day*: Remember, don't let people manipulate you to do things you don’t want to do. But we’re doing it to better cover up a little dirty deadly secret, money’s just a bonus. And Danny is narcissistic enough to be happy that now Paulina has his pictures in frames.

Part 2