#and nothing is his fault
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nivasichakano · 4 months ago
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Started making it. Had a breakdown. Bon appétit.
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fun-twisted-tales · 6 months ago
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Can I just talk about how Boq “Glad he’s heartless so he’ll be heartless killing her” Woodman, when he actually sees Elphaba die, looks like this?
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Because it is not talked about enough.
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im-totally-not-an-alien-2 · 2 years ago
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Danny couldn't really explain why he always answered this specific summoning ritual. It was like a feeling. One of warmth. Of a mug of hot cocoa in your hands and a nice weighted blanket dropped around your shoulders as a fire blazed in the hearth in front of you, keeping the chill in the rest of the room at bay.
Danny always lost himself in the sensation and found himself back in that stupid circle of protection with that same wierd guy demanding answers. But Danny didn't know anything about a "Lazarus Pit" or a "Pit Madness" let alone a cure for it. Even if he did he wasn't going to tell Red Robin anything after all the times he'd used the marriage summoning spell to get him here.
Earlier on Red had explained it was the only spell known to thier universe that could summon an entity from "The Lazarus Dimension" Which he guessed was another name for the ghost zone and Phantom was the only one to ever be summoned.
Danny couldn't help but wonder why...
After escaping Bird boy and his supernatural pop quiz (oh look, another test for him to flunk) he returns home only to discover his parents had seen him get summoned and accused him of being a ghost that replaced thier baby boy.
Naturalally the next time Red Robin had summoned Phantom he was angry. He was tired and dirty from being on the run from his parents, his worlds US government, and Vlad. Not to mention his own rogues gallery didn't exactly cut him any slack.
So Danny decided that if Red Robin wanted to abuse the power of a marriage ritual than the very least he can do is put his money where his mouth is.
Danny grinned and exited the magic circle, taking delight in Reds widening eyes before he lunged. A kiss sealed the deal, making sure Danny had a safeish place to stay.
After all, married couples in the infinite realms were obligated and even compelled to protect and care for eachother.
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snowcoming · 1 month ago
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saw someone say that things would turn out better in a reverse robin au bc dick's bs would not interfere with stuff and damian would be a better oldest sibling and wouldnt have let stuff happen to jason and the others and i-
excuse me? are you trying to put everyone's traumatic incidents as dick's fault????? oh im so sorry he wasn't at wayne manor after he was kicked out im sorry he tried hard to be a good older brother to jason im sorry he had constant fear of getting kicked out if he messed up as robin and like
dick changed so much for bruce. things wouldn't have happened like canon if damian was the first. the au could go both ways. it could be better bc damian could never have the same issues dick would have with bruce. it wouldn't work like that. neither would cass neither would anybody else and thats the truth of it. the au could also be a whole lot more child vigilante free but that at the end of the day is not dick's fault wtf?
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httpiastri · 9 months ago
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i'm actually so pissed that i don't even know where to start..... i've been trying to ignore this for hours but i just can't ☹️
dear everyone on f1blr, i kindly ask you to take franco's name out of your mouth if you don't know him. do not talk about his story if you don't know it. do not call him a pay driver, do not compare him to drivers whose dads are the owners of an f1 team. do not talk shit about him if it's all going to be made-up rumors.
you may hate james vowles as much as you wish to, i don't give a fuck. williams are doing some real random and stupid shit. but is any of this franco's fault? no!! if you'd actually seen him and taken more than 5 minutes trying to learn about him, you'd see how sweet of a person he is and how much he deserves this opportunity, so don't go around spreading lies about it.
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sighed-the-snake · 1 year ago
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"Hard on the buttocks, horses. Major design flaw if you ask me."
This is your reminder that Crowley doesn't like riding horses because he has no ass. No ass at all. He has the physique of a svelte noodle. But instead of admitting he's the problem because he has no ass, he blames it on the design of the horse, because he can't take accountability for anything, not a single thing, not ever.
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3liza · 5 months ago
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the president of the usa is the most powerful man in the world and an absolute dictator with total control over all branches of the government unless ☝️ hes a democrat, and then hes just a delicate uwu babygirl who has to do everything congress tells him or he'll get yellllllllllled aaaaaaaaat
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padfootastic · 5 months ago
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i just remembered that canonically, sirius got to godrics hollow after hagrid.
which means that after he had his godson taken away from him (bc lbr that’s exactly what hagrid and dumbledore’s orders basically did) then he went into the house and saw james and lily’s dead bodies alone. no buffer in the form of harry crying out for his parents or even the godfatherly instinct of making sure his kid is alright.
he was there, with his brother and friend’s cooking body, all alone. stewing in grief and pain and rage and guilt. ALONE.
do we even know how long he was there? for all we know, he could’ve been catatonic right there besides james all day.
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alienfailboy · 6 months ago
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everytime derek morgan says
" i know these signs "
on a child abuse case i lose YEARS off my life
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miyamiwu · 11 days ago
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On the night Yang Cheng became the New E-Soul, the first person who called him by name was Shang Chao.
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bleadingheartart · 9 months ago
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Rereading Nona the Ninth and I-
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Jod could have cured Cytherea’s cancer??? The whole time??? And he what just didn’t?! Wtf sir
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rendnotmyheart · 4 months ago
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God, if you told me a month ago I would be knee-deep in a Grantaire and subsequently Grantaire/Enjolras and subsequently Enjolras obsession.....
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akqrus · 7 months ago
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Me defending Marinette from the ppl who say ''OOH but it's HER fault that Gabriel Agreste was a SHITTY father and killed himself instead of owning up to his mistakes, so she chose to let Adrien live carefree instead of living the rest of his life known as a villain's son!!'':
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ren-054 · 3 months ago
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They got his order wrong and now he’s pouting akjsks _:(´ཀ`」 ∠):
Background isn’t mine btw! I didn’t make it, it’s just an asset in BlushBlush
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robby-bobby-tommy · 10 months ago
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‼️SPOILERS FOR ACE ATTORNEY INVESTIGATIONS (1 AND 2) AND THE GREAT ACE ATTORNEY‼️
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Plus Kazuma, Phoenix ect
Add characters that you think would fit the category
(Btw I'm not justifying their actions, but man do I feel bad for them. After one point their lives became a freaking greek tragedy)
#ace attorney#ace attorney investigations#the great ace attorney#dai gyakuten saiban#tgaa 2#tgaa2 spoilers#tgaa spoilers#aai1#aai2#aai1 spoilers#aai2 spoilers#dai gyakuten saiban 2 spoilers#dai gyakuten saiban spoilers#tyrell badd#tobias gregson#genshin asogi#klint van zieks#katherine hall#they were doomed by the narrative and injustice in their world#and while their actions are very bad. you can see how they tried their best and failed miserably#mostly because they took justice in their own hands. because people with power who should bring this justice literally did nothing#klint and other aristocrats had the status that protected them from punishment for corruption. genshin and klint dueled#leaving a lot of people without answers and closure. hence gregson agrees to strongheart's proposal#no matter how hard badd tried the proper justice wasn't served because prosecutors and lawyers couldn't give less of a crap.#hence he thought becoming the yatagarasu might improve the situation#kate's adoptive father was put in a cell for 18 years for no fault of his own because - once again - people in power didn't care for truth#there is always something so tragic in these situations. because. yes#they did terrible things and they deserved their punishment#and there always was another way to bring better into the world. but you still can fully understand why they did what they did#could've they done better? yes. did they? no. were people in power trying to help and find the truth? absolutely not. sad.
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vboundwrites · 7 months ago
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Do yall remember when that video of Trump saying you need to just grab women by the pussy was a big deal about him around the election. Yknow. Admitting he doesnt see women as people. And little child me was like Wow. That is an absolutely insane thing to say. Good thing we know that now so people wont vote for him! Do you remember that. Do you rememb
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