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crabussy · 6 months

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IM GOING TO PUNCH A HOLE IN SOMEONES CAR

#WHAT THE FUCK MAN #caps #you're not evil dont worry I love you #BUT WHAT THE FUCK. I feel like sisyphus now #if I just blow my nose again it'll be clear right. right guys. if I get the mucus out I can breathe #IM GONNA BE ILLL IM SO ANGRY

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egophiliac · 6 months

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bring back zooterkins, the best 17th-century swear word

I don't normally do Just Characters Swearing, but. ...this kind of wrote itself and then wouldn't leave my head. it comes from both a piece of character-writing advice that has always stuck with me, and also my conviction that Leona is 1000% funnier as a character if his dialogue has to stay G-rated. let Kalim say fuck, but don't let Leona say bastard.

(I'm sorry)

#art #twisted wonderland #(sort of atemporally somewhere between episodes 6 and 7?)#(i - i wanted that lilia joke okay)#long post #tumblr went 'you can post up to 30 images now :)' and i was like well okay then #anyway once again i'm sorry #i'd say i don't know why i did this but actually it is because i wanted kalim to scandalize everyone #i tried to keep it...you know...tasteful. a tasteful amount of fucks.#hey remember how the framing premise for the original birthday interviews was that yuu worked for the school paper #because i have never forgotten. in my head they are still getting up to all kinds of wacky reporting hijinks.

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starredforlife · 6 months

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hey you 🫵

make ur personal dashcon for all I care. as many snacks and as much nudity n weed as you want for whichever scenario lol. go nuts show nuts yknow? or whatever we used to say

#star’s polls #polls #okay bless it’s set for a week now lol #tumblr #mutuals #reblog n Lemme know!!!.#uhhh I think I said I’d wanna do a pool party and s’mores n a horror movie….yea….#if you’ve seen this already vote again I fucked up 😭#added weed bc I forgot most people aren’t straight edge lol

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violottie · 6 months

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"BREAKING: The UN Security Council has passed a resolution calling for an immediate ceasefire in Gaza for the month of Ramadan. The resolution passed 14-0, with the US abstaining for the first time."

from BreakThrough News, 25/Mar/2024: caption cont under video

In response, Netanyahu immediately said he was cancelling his trip to the US.

The resolution, put forward by Algeria, Ecuador, Guyana, Japan, Malta, Mozambique, Sierra Leone, Slovenia, South Korea and Switzerland, calls for an unconditional release of all hostages on all sides.

Russia attempted to put the word “permanent” into the ceasefire language but the US voted against it.

#united nations #palestine #ceasefire #ceasefire now #usa fucking up the world once again #free palestine #gaza #free gaza #from the river to the sea palestine will be free #i stand with palestine #rafah #save rafah #human rights #international law

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brainrotcharacters · 1 month

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the easy grip on the knife. the leg over the seat. the hand over the other seat. the sassy "come get it" move. you know the bitch is smiling behind that mask even as he said the line.

#i can't believe i'm saying this #DEADPOOL CAN GET IT #Logan I'm sobbing I understand why you lunged at him #I would too bestie #it's the sass for me folks #paint that car white as much as they painted it red my god #a deadpool thirst post? from me? more likely than you'd think #this is a branch in realities i know it #i've never had Feelings for this motherfucker until this movie #all i'm left with is anger now because WHAT DOES HE WANT FROM ME #camera crew could have just made it landscape but noooooo they had to do a medium shot of this son of a bitch #i'm sending an especially affectionate fuck you in ryan reynolds' direction #i love how you love deadpool #deadpool #wolverine #deadpool and wolverine #wade wilson #logan howlett #poolverine #deadclaws #don't get me wrong i've always adored deadpool's personality. nobody's that hilarious and not have humongous balls i mean trauma.#but i've never went 'why he kinda' until this specific shot right here #@ camera crew why the fuck did you zoom in? WHY?#for me? well it's infuriating #do it again #gif is credit to the owner #30 tags aren't enough for me to dismantle how this shot made me feel. tumblr you gotta update #damn tumblr i'm tryna feed a village here #guys just find my other post

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epickiya722 · 2 months

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YUJI FANS, HOW ARE WE FEELING?!

#ONCE AGAIN I AM ROOTING FOR MY BOY!! FUCK HIM UP YUJI!! GET HIS ASS!!#BORN IN 2003 THAT IS THE YEAR OF THE GOAT AND YUJI ITADORI IS THE GOAT!!#NOW AYE SUKUNA REMEMBER WHEN YOU FOUGHT YUJI IS YOUR INNATE DOMAIN?!#TIME TO RUN THAT SHIT BACK!!#just kiya's thoughts #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #jjk 264 #jjk manga spoilers #jjk spoilers #itadori yuji #yuji itadori #yuuji itadori #itadori yuuji

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aru-art · 7 months

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sourdough rolls with homemade lemon curd what the absolute fuck man

#words cannot describe the meltdown i had over this episode #i'll be back with more art of him later #the magnus protocol #tmagp #tmagp spoilers #the magnus protocol spoilers #tmagp episode 8 #gerry keay #gerry delano #secret 3rd option fucking. gerry robinson?#gerard keay #the magnus archives #tma #my art #2024 #gertrude robinson #sorry GIGI ROBINSON #GEEGEE?#best birthday present cheers alex and jonny now i hope we never hear from him again and he remains plot irrelevant and free 4ever

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ftm-radio · 1 year

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[SCENE: driving back from my appointment]

dad: ...am I going to have to teach you how to shave?

me: uh yeah! at some point, lol

dad: hm. well I can show you the way I prefer, with mug soap and a brush, because the aerosol cans are just no. I showed your brother my way and he likes it a lot better too...

dad: [rambles for a bit]

dad: ...it's really just another chore, you look in the mirror and go 'ugh I have to shave soon' so it's just one of those things you do every once in a while

me, externally: haha yeah, I can't wait :]

me, internally: he's talking about this like it's no big deal, it's not weird at all,,, he doesn't mind the idea of teaching me despite the fact that he never expected to be doing this with me,,,, he's my dad and he supports me even if he doesn't completely get it,,,

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chloesimaginationthings · 6 months

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This will be the first scene of FNAF 2 movie…

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yonch · 6 months

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EVERYONE'S FAVORITE COSMIC JOKE

#in stars and time #isat #siffrin #loop #sasasap #start again start again start again: a prologue #in stars and time spoilers #isat spoilers #ok. ueyah. sure. i'll double post. fucking why not. honestly they make me want to die #AGHHH ghhhaghh AGHHHHHHH Loop #AAAAAAGHH fuck me FUCK me man its so fucking over theyre like AHGHH hahghh AGHHHHHHHHHHAHGHHH #im ok now #etoile tag #my drawings

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oldbutchdaniel · 9 months

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ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to speculate about the sexual and romantic undertones of celebrities’ professional relationships

#thinking about the larry thing again. all my life i’ve been a believer 🙏#obviously many times of misguided beliefs were there before i like. learned how the world works. now i practice rpf discernment #but quite frankly there’s nothing like the drug of looking at star wars ot promo and being like man.#carrie fisher and harrison ford definitely fucked didn’t they.#and then for carrie fisher to drop the princess diarist and be like yeah me and harrison had the most torrid 70s affair #you can possibly imagine.#VINDICATIONNNNN #quite frankly they are the reason i still believe something similar happened with gillovny. we just need the memoir drop #rpf quiz

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seamistgale · 6 days

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Of @ghostreblogging, Where Danny has the same tax evasion skills as his parents. Kind of a coffee shop AU, but well, its gotham.

#dc x dp #dp x dc #danny phantom #danny fenton #batman #I cant write anything remotely serious to save my life #so here #Batman doesnt meddle with JLD entirely bc he doesnt fucking want to. also he might be a little banned.#this is why they have a wholeass dept. the issue may be in Gotham but the JLD also have individual members for this #aka it'll most likely be patched to Dick and Raven for both geographical location and the issue in question.#...who might call Tim. which will probably circle back to Bruce again because its more abt internal economy. Danny might need a lawyer #but for now he'll delegate it to supernatural-adjecent contacts. thanks #mistart #dc fanart

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lazylittledragon · 2 months

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taking all my american followers by the shoulders. listen to me. just because you have a more promising candidate now doesn't mean you just assume it's going to be fine and don't bother voting. assuming trump wasn't going to win is how you got here in the first place so you go out and fucking vote for harris and give everyone a fighting chance.

also if you're still in the 'they're both as bad as eachother' delirium, please take your head out from between your cheeks and consider that your options are an imperfect president and the literal worst person alive who is going to get masses of people killed. i've said it like this before, but it's like deciding between maybe getting food poisoning or definitely having a brain aneurysm. take your pick i guess but don't be surprised when you drop dead.

#ramble #sorry to keep posting about this but i am so worried about this fucking election #which is crazy bc it's not even my country #idk there's just lots of people i don't want to be horribly killed or tortured #i was really afraid when it was biden but you have a BIT of hope now #the 'burn it down and start again' revolution isn't coming you have to use your brains please #not to be dramatic but if you think harris and trump are the same you might be the actual dumbest person walking on earth #when we look back on stuff in history and say 'i would've spoken up. how did nobody stop this?'#this is how you stop it.

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lotus-pear · 2 months

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