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sketchfanda · 4 months

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A Little Moxxie Love:Coco & Apple Pie

The living world and hell had more in common besides the latter being just a borderline shittier version of the former. Case in point being they had their stereotypes and it’d be 5050 whether of them were proven true or not. For example that all succubi and incubi were walking sex machines who had little to no trouble getting laid on a regular business. That right there was absolute bullshit to say the very least.

In the case of one of the resident couple units in the personal entourage of Verosika Mayday, Coco and Apple? It was the fact that being how they were, they were as happy as they were together as they were also in enjoying the sexual company of a man together. But of course that meant they had standards when it came to the kind of guys they slept with, and outside of targets to feast on the human world like all those drug and booze addled morons in the living world, quality dicks in the demon world were hard to come by. Size sure but the personality was a different matter altogether entirely.

Such was the lament currently boring the two lovers out of their minds as they tried to relax in their personal van, a lovely little mode of transport they called the Bang Van for obvious reasons. Nursing their drinks as they idly passed time after a recent unsuccessful hunt by watching the video of their boss lady’s hot as fuck threesome with those two imps who worked for her ex. Nothing soothed the itch but made them thirst for action more than seeing that little snowball possum called Moxxie rock Verosika’s world, reminding them hey really needed to get around to having a slice of that action. That was if they could find the little dude, you think the fact their offices were next door would make it easier to encounter the guy but there was always something, timing and circumstance could be such a bitch sometimes.

Apple:”Damn I think I can count how many times he’s blown his load by now…..most guys went limp from just a handjob once…”*Coco’s ponytailed blonde girlfriend quipped as she sipped her coffee. Her mood souring recalling some of their epic fails that couldn’t even qualify as decent lays or worthwhile conquests. Like the guy who’d holler ‘I win, I win!!’ If he came first or that one guy who cried when asking was it good for you. And that was just the living world of course to say nothing of the disappointments in hell, which only made Moxxie stick out to them as one of a kind.*

Coco:”Seriously I heard a rumour the brand M toy from Ozzie’s factory was based on him. Tempting as it is, I think it’d just make us want the real thing even more….”*They’d heard Milky and Kiki had managed to get lucky with the little dude too, lucky bitches. Small wonder if the little dude wasn’t in any more demand, he’d make more of a killing as a gigolo instead of a hitman. The Afro haired succubus blinking, almost doing a spit-take with her coffee as she nudged her girlfriend to look where she was looking, how’d that phrase go? Speak of the devil and all that….*

the pair widened their eyes before they began sporting some very eager, sinister grins as they saw none other than the object of their lust walking by just across the street. Carrying a box filled with office supplies as he was no doubt in his way back from some errand for that wise-ass if a boss who somehow used to date Verosika once upon a time, how and why was a mystery. But for the sweet pair, they knew opportunity when they saw it and right now it was a sweet little snowball possum who clearly looked like he needed some stress relief. Chugging down their coffees as they strapped their belts and revved the engine, it was party time!!

Moxxie of course was yet unaware of the danger he was about to wind up in, the oh so sexually thirsty danger of course as he adjusted the box in his hands. Leave it to his employer to remember last minute that they needed to restock the office supplies it wasn’t like paper and staples magically came out of thin air!! And of course he just had to draw the short straw and be the one to make the run, but ah well least soon as he got back he could look forward to a quickie with Millie, assuming Loona didn’t pounce first. So lost in thiught was our fave freckled imp boi thst he didn’t notice a fan screech to a halt as it pulled over beside him, the side door opening as two pairs of arms reached out to grab and pull him right in, slamming shut as it drove and parked away into a cozy little private alley that just so happened to be behind the imp city branch of the Consent club.

Before Moxxie could even comprehend just what had happened, he found himself laying on a mattress with two sets of lips and tongues on his own. Coco and Apple caressing his face with a passionate, sloppy three way kiss, making out with the sweet little possum as they worked on undressing him as they threw aside his cute little bow tie followed by a shirt and coat. His now exposed torso being massaged as their tongues continued to dance in the air with his in a sloppy spitswapping game of tonsil hockey before they ceased their sensual assault. Looking at him with their lust filled eyes as they purred and giggled at how overwhelmed he seemed, his brain no doubt just catching up on what was going on.

Moxxie:*Soon as Moxx.exe rebooted, the freckled sweetheart shot the horny couple a deadpan glance. His tone even as he began assessing his situation.*”Let me guess, you like me, You want me, and this can either go the easy way or the hard way?” *The kinky couple nodded, giggling that he just seemed so adorable in spite of his situation. Cute looks, hung like a hellhound and fucks like a god, what a keeper.*”Bring it on….”

As soon as he said that, the succubus girlfriends made to do just that as they grasped his pants by the waistband, boxers and all. Pulling them down and away to look at awe upon his length and girth as it stood stiff and pulsing with desire and arousal. Small wonder his wife was so kinky or that the boss lady was so addicted as the 2 girlfriends wasted no time in assaulting the object of their lust with all their sexual skill and pleasure. Grasping it in their silky hands as they stroked it, their sharp teeth bared with lusty smiles as they commenced with their long awaited two on one feast.

Naturally the van was soon rocking and shaking outside as groans and moans of ecstasy could be heard within its interior. Moxxie was no stranger to threesomes with two women let alone lesbian couples but a succubus pair like Apple and Coco was a leave all their own. The sweet little possum shuddering as the duo performed a tag team blowjob on his cock, drowning it in their saliva as they assaulted it with licks and kisses. Taking turns sucking and blowing on it before making out with it between them, tongues dancing with intimacy before they looked at him with those lust filled eyes to make it clear they were just getting started.

So now the van was really rocking as the succubus girlfriends stripped themselves naked, wasting no time in wanting thst alpha male imp cock inside of them. Taking turns with one riding him cowgirl style as the other sat on his face to have him eat them out, deepthroated moans escaping them as they were filled by a very gifted tongue and one very prime set of length and girth. But of course Moxxie wasn’t one to just lay back and let such a spicy pair do all the work as they would soon get it doggy style or in missionary while eating out their lover. Inches of red hot, pussy pounding, womb hammering infernal heaven jackhammering away and filling them up with every ounce of baby batter contained within those golf ball sized sacks of his.

But of course much to their delight and well exceeded expectations, the sweet freckled possum was their boss’ favourite boy toy for a reason. Having not just the size and skill but the stamina and staying power to boot as they kept going more than an energizer bunny. The back of the van’s interior a sea of crimson and pink bodies moving about in a tangle of limbs as they shifted from numerous combinations of two on one to having turns one on one, Coco and Apple just feeling themselves falling in love with one another all over again. Just Something about seeing their faces in the throes of of passion and ecstasy as Moxxie plowed away like the sex machine he was, was just pornographically romantic.

Naturally that love was also extending to their new favourite little shortstack stud who hasn’t just lived up to their expectations but went well above and beyond them. How could they not when he was more concerned about their pleasure rather than just his own, such a chivalrous gentlemen even when it came to sex? Minutes into hours went by with some in the Consent club wondering if they could hear the sounds in the van parked outside their back alley. Most just chalked it up as folks in the private rooms just getting really rowdy and frisky of course.

Oh if someone had bothered to look into it, they would've gotten quite a show if they dared to look inside that van. But their loss was a gain privacy and intimacy for Coco and Apple, as the Van's rocking had ceased. The pair snuggled and spooning up against their sweet little dude, making him the filling in their succubus sandwich as they they basked in the afterglow of their threesome marathon. No about it, the little guy passed with flying colors and they had just about maybe the best lay of their hellborn life.

A lay that sure as Hell wasn't going to be a one time thing, they took to leaving their contact details on paper scrap in Moxxie's pocket, after which they took the courtesy to drop him back off at his and Milie's place after checking his address on his ID in his wallet. Millie answering their knocks on the door to find the sexy pair deposit her husband into her arms as her sweet hubby snugged up adorably against her. The wrath shortstack surprised before shooting a knowing look and smile at Coco and Apple who simply shot back some winks as they made some call me gestures. Making their departure back to their bang van as they drove off back to their studio, ready to share some juicy details in their having joined the I heart and banged Moxxie fanclub.

For some sex demons, finding a decent lay in either Hell or the living world was a pain in the ass. But hey maybe that's why God arranged to have Moxxie be born because God only knows, even succubi need themselves a good man. And they don't get much good or better than that sweet little possum. How sweet it is....

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felice-jaganshi · 2 months

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My Fallen Apple

Lucifer X Reader

Chapter 9

“Oh… I- I forgot to tell them you're- wah!” He was suddenly yanked away by Mammon!

“She's a fucking angel!” He screamed. Tex hid Bee behind him and even Ozzie was trying to keep Fizz from you. Satan growled and came forward.

“Were you sent by heaven to fuck with him further?! Wasn't banishing him punishment enough, now you fuckers have to break his heart too?!”

You're shaking like a leaf, crawling away from the demon you consider a friend literally minutes ago. “I'll fucking kill all of-” this time he's the one cut off, as Lucifer sucker punches him in the jaw. You can see mammon behind him holding his gut in pain. Next thing you know, you're in Lucifer's arms and his wings are wrapped around you. His horns are out, as is his tail and his eyes are reversed in color.

“Not today Satan. Or ever. Calm the fuck down .” He roared the last word, and you felt the power of it in your whole body. This was the king of hell heaven told you to fear.

Bee spoke next, “But Luci, She's…”

“An angel? Yeah, I've known that since day one when she fell. She's like me okay?! Adam himself pushed her out, and she lives here in hell now. With me. I just… I didn't tell any of you because I knew you'd judge her and freak out before you got the chance to know her like I do.” They all still look at you nervously, and it's heartbreaking. These are your friends, and they're afraid of you. You're about to cry, when Fizzarolli makes his way out of Ozzie's arms and runs to your side. Lucifer eyes him and Fizz holds up his hands, approaching slowly, before smiling at you and pulling out a handkerchief, and another, and another, and- yes it's a string of infinite handkerchiefs coming from the pocket of his swim trunks. It makes you chuckle a bit from the absurdity of it, and he smiles.

“Hey hey, there's that laugh. So you're not my favorite sinner anymore. You're just my favorite angel now!” He smiled fondly at you, making sure you know, that you really know he's not afraid of you. Your tears fall anyway and he's quick to dry them with one of the handkerchiefs. Lucifer smiled, glad to see at least one of your friends has some sense in them. Slowly, the others start to come around, realizing they fucked up.

Bee and Ozzie are both the first to hug you and Lucifer both and start apologizing over each other. Satan and Mammon are next to offer nervous embarrassed apologies, and Levi just quietly says his sorry without much fanfare.

You accept all the apologies and finally everyone relaxes and the energy is back to what it was before. But there's a slight tiredness to it all now. Everyone is ready to go home back to their ring and process everything that's happened.

“Hey, how about we make these meetings a yearly thing, rather than every 100 years?” Lucifer suggests, and everyone seems to immediately perk up at the idea.

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You're back in the castle now, back in warm comfy clothes, just hanging out in Lucifer's workshop on the couch he'd put in there recently for you two to just chill sometimes. There's a slightly awkward tension in the space between you… He places a hand in that space, waiting to see if you'd reach out to him. And you do. You take his hand, and you put it around your shoulders as you snuggle into his side like you used to “as friends” just yesterday.

You feel the relief wash over him as he pulls you in close and kisses the top of your head.

“So, that was fun.”

“Yeah, it was. I like the idea of making that a yearly trip too.”

“Yeah… I um… So Charlie is really okay with this? You talked with her already from the sound of the others?” He sounds so nervous, but his hand is rubbing your arm, and playing with the hem of your short shirt sleeve. It's soothing.

“Yeah, she and I spoke about it a while ago. She just wanted me to promise I'd never hurt you. And I won't. I'm making the same promise to you, I'll never hurt you. Not on purpose.” You amend the last part in because, well, everyone makes mistakes. You know you're not perfect, but who in hell is?! Or heaven for that matter!?

“I meant it when I said I love you too.” He said suddenly, breaking you from your thoughts. “I know I'm not the easiest person to love… I have a lot of issues. Depression, social anxiety, adhd, just to name a few.” He sighed, “It won't be easy to be my girlfriend. That's probably why Lilith got sick of me. My issues just got worse over time.”

You kiss his cheek, “Those aren't deal-breakers for me Luci, you've got so many amazing traits too. You're creative, a loving father, you're witty and charming, you put 120% into the things you care about! Your passion and care is beautiful, and speaking of beautiful, I haven't even touched on how handsome you are. And you're so affectionate and gentle and-” You're cut off by a kiss.

It's warm and passionate and he pushes you back on the couch, his hands on your waist.

After a moment he pulls away, his voice low and warm, “Sorry, but if you keep praising me like that, I'm gonna have to show you why I'm the Lord of the Pride ring.” He then slides his thumb over your lower lip, “Heh, look at that, a kiss and a few words and you're redder than my wings. It's a nice color on you. Hey, how about we make out in the duck pile?”

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And with that you can't help but groan, “That… is the least sexy place we could make out.”

He throws his head back and laughs! “Yeah, but it'd be fun! Come on, trust me, I'll even let you sit on my lap.” He got up and offered you a hand, “Come on~ my little apple, I won't bite.” He flashed a grin of his sharp teeth. “Unless you ask very nicely. ”

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