#apple helluva boss

[24-compass-roses]

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH EVERYBODY!!!

We got:

-Pan Blitzo (already confirmed but still cool to see :)))

-Gay Stolas (was there ever any doubt—love his earring btw it’s so pretty)

-Bi M&M (Ik Millie’s not wearing anything bi but she and Moxxie were both already confirmed to be a while ago!)

-Bi Loona (hell yeah) ((also I love the skirt!!!))

-Ace Octavia!!! (Via’s one of my fav characters and I’m ace so this one has me the most excited lol)

-Pan Verosika (Pigtails and hair clips are the colors of the pan flag)

-Pan Beelzebub (I like how the lava lamp parts of her design match the colors!!!)

-Trans AND lesbian Sallie May (knew the first but not the second, I think this is the first time it’s been shown? Not sure. But cool!!!)

-Gay Vassago (those are not his original feather colors at the back lol, wonder if this means he and stolas might actually become a thing in a future ep then??)

-Gay Andrealphus (the flag matches his color scheme lol)

-Ace Mammon! (and based on the way that spades are integrated throughout his outfit, I’d say aromantic asexual as well!)

-Pan Ozzie (one of the lil goat heads in his hair is doing heart eyes at fizz lol)

-Gay Fizz (I forget if we already knew this one or not beyond him being attracted to Ozzie but HELL YEAH)

-Pan Barbie Wire! (I hope she comes back in a future ep pls I love her design 🙏🙏🙏)

-Pan Chaz (rest in peace shark boy)

-All of Verosika’s crew that I can see appear to be pan as well! (That’s Coco and Apple, who were dressed up as Harlivy in Apology Tour, and Josh and Ace, who were on a date in Ozzie’s and were seen both in this art and in Apology Tour as wearing matching rings—so good for them!)

-Then there’s the one imp who talked to blitz in the Beelzebub ep wearing a trans flag on his shirt and Dennis (also of the Beelzebub ep) wearing the rainbow flag. There’s another trans imp beside Dennis but idk who they are I can only see part of their face

-And then there’s Wally Wackford in the front by the IMP van and Alessio (Moxxie’s dad’s mafia partner) sitting mysteriously on a building in the back. Neither of them have any visible flags as far as I can tell

Let me know if I missed anybody!!! I tried to get them all but there’s a LOT of characters here lol

[seramilla]

divorce au, imagine if the girls get to talking and decide to try to set up carmilla and sera, not realizing they are flirting with each other behind their backs

Odette and Clara are a little overwhelmed hanging out with Emily's friends. As daughters of such a stern, no-nonsense businesswoman like Carmilla Carmine, they spend a good amount of their free time learning about the family business from her. Sure, they have their social groups back home, but neither have been in such a large clique of friends before.

Emily seems right at home. The bouncy, spirited young woman becomes even more alive among Verosika and her band. Emily weaves many hilarious and entertaining tales of summers past at the resort, and all the hijinks they used to get up to in their younger days. Things that tested the limits of Sera's patience, but were relatively harmless, in the grand scheme of things.

Things like turning the water in the pool red with food coloring one Halloween, so that it resembled blood. Or holding a Rent-A-Puppy event at the resort to raise money for one of Verosika's first road tours (the fur was everywhere for weeks). Or prank calling Sera at the front desk from various rooms in the resort, making outrageously nonsensical requests, even though those rooms were supposed to be vacant, sending the older woman into a frenzy of confused agitation.

All of it sounds very sneaky and conniving to the Carmine girls; as near-perfect daughters, neither of them have really ever misbehaved that much in their lives. Clara has a mischievous streak, but Odette's always managed to keep her in line and out of any real trouble. But after listening to Emily's stories, Clara in particular starts to get... ideas.

There's a little whisper in the back of Clara's brain. A little bug, needling its way into her ear, giving her all sorts of thoughts and plans and delicious schemes.

This week was supposed to be all about fun, after all. What would it hurt...to get up to a little trouble?

Odette hones in on that devilish grin of Clara's like a heat-seaking missile, ready to snuff it out.

"No!" Odette shrieks, smacking her hand down on the table in front of her. "Absolutely not!" They are all crowded into the biggest booth at the back of the hotel restaurant. Emily, Verosika, and the rest of the entourage jump at Odette's sudden outburst.

"Whaaaaaat?" Clara asks, voice full of fake whimsy. "I didn't even do anything yet!"

"Yeah, but you were thinking it!" Odette snaps back, jabbing her finger into Clara's nose, poking her harshly. Clara rubs her face in annoyance. "I know what it looks like when your brain starts getting ideas, little sister. I said N-O. NO!"

"You're not even going to listen to what I have to say before telling me it's a bad idea?" Clara asks, clasping her hands together and batting her eyelashes at Odette coquettishly.

"Come oooon," Verosika joins in, and the sound of the singer's voice makes Odette blush about 12 different shades of red, before going silent. "Let the girl cook! I, for one, am eager to hear what she's got in mind."

"What if...?" Clara starts, eyes turning forward and forehead clenching tight, as if she's deep in thought. She turns to face Emily. "Mom and Sera have been flirting with each other non-stop. Mom tries to be casual about it, but your sister hasn't taken her eyes off of her once since we got here. She’s laying the sauce on thick, showing off her muscles and stuff whenever Sera's around. It's too obvious. I haven't seen her get that type of way in years. Not even with our dad."

"Yeah..." Odette agrees, still not quite picking up what her sister is putting down. "So what?"

"We need to get them together!" Clara’s eyes are sparkling, practically bursting out of her head with excitement. "If neither one of those idiots will make the first move, then we just need to...gently (or not-so-gently) coax an interaction between them. Make one of them make the first move."

"Oooohooo, juicy!" Kiki, one of Verosika's roadies, pipes up. "What are you thinking, girly?"

"I don't know," Clara admits, shrugging. "I haven't gotten that far.”

“Oh! Oh!” Emily waves her hand, fidgeting in her seat to try and get her words out. “Maybe we could leave each of them a note from the other? Fake their signatures somehow?”

“Or…” Clara continues, with a wicked grin, “Odette and I could lock Mom out of our room in her swimsuit, so Sera has to bring her an extra key?”

The entire group hoots and hollers at that last idea. Even Odette. It seems so...out of character for the older Carmine sibling. But Clara is right. The flirting between Carmilla and Sera has gotten quite ridiculous up to this point. It's obvious they like one another...and frankly, Odette and Clara are getting tired of waiting and hoping for one of them to make a move. The situation is so needlessly hopeless.

"I will say..." Emily says, giggling into her hand. "If you forced my sister to interact with your mom when she's in that bathing suit, she might faint right on the spot. It's a risk, for sure. But it might be worth it just to see the look on her face before she passes out!"

Now the cogs and gears in Odette's own playful brain are turning. They are old and creaky and covered in proverbial rust from disuse...but this particular level of mischief is awakening something in her. Something she hasn't even thought of touching since she was a little kid.

Odette looks at Clara. Then at Emily. Then the rest of the group. Clara and Emily are then looking at each other, eyes so wide, and bouncing in their seats, so violently that they almost fall over out of sheer excitement.

God, are they really doing this? Odette is supposed to be the golden child; the one who always follows the rules, and listens to her elders, and does what she is told, no matter what!

But she's also an adult now, and that little girl who was taught for years to be prim and proper in boarding school is just clawing and raging and tearing at the walls to break free of her self-imposed prison. She can see a mini version of herself snarling and foaming at the mouth, fighting to get out.

Odette sighs. Loudly...exaggeratedly...like she's trying to at least pretend like she's still the most mature person in the room.

"I can't believe you guys are making me do this," Odette says, faking a level of annoyance that she doesn't actually feel. Clara punches her shoulder playfully, not buying her act. Odette chuckles, wrapping one arm around Clara's neck and giving her sister a noogie with her other fist, like when they were kids.

"You're not fooling me!!" Clara chortles, brushing up against her sister’s shoulder affectionately when Odette finally lets her get free. "Just admit it. The sound of adventure is calling!"

"If that's what you want to call it, sure," Odette acquiesces, resigning herself to Clara and the group's shenanigans. "I guess I'm in."

"YEEESSSSS!" Clara shouts, standing up in her seat, and pumping her fist obnoxiously in the air. Several of the restaurant patrons turn their heads to look at her, but Clara is so caught up in her own scheming, she doesn't even notice. The young woman has zero shame at this point.

Emily soon follows suit, so Clara won't be the odd duck out, and both girls continue to psyche each other up until Odette discretely asks their waitress for the check. The waitress is just a teenager, and she's been putting up with them for the entire afternoon. Odette makes sure to leave her a hefty tip for her troubles.

And with that, Operation Swimsuit is under way, and the group spends the rest of their time together concocting the most evil, wicked plan imaginable.

[sketchfanda]

A Little Moxxie Love:Coco & Apple Pie

The living world and hell had more in common besides the latter being just a borderline shittier version of the former. Case in point being they had their stereotypes and it’d be 5050 whether of them were proven true or not. For example that all succubi and incubi were walking sex machines who had little to no trouble getting laid on a regular business. That right there was absolute bullshit to say the very least.

In the case of one of the resident couple units in the personal entourage of Verosika Mayday, Coco and Apple? It was the fact that being how they were, they were as happy as they were together as they were also in enjoying the sexual company of a man together. But of course that meant they had standards when it came to the kind of guys they slept with, and outside of targets to feast on the human world like all those drug and booze addled morons in the living world, quality dicks in the demon world were hard to come by. Size sure but the personality was a different matter altogether entirely.

Such was the lament currently boring the two lovers out of their minds as they tried to relax in their personal van, a lovely little mode of transport they called the Bang Van for obvious reasons. Nursing their drinks as they idly passed time after a recent unsuccessful hunt by watching the video of their boss lady’s hot as fuck threesome with those two imps who worked for her ex. Nothing soothed the itch but made them thirst for action more than seeing that little snowball possum called Moxxie rock Verosika’s world, reminding them hey really needed to get around to having a slice of that action. That was if they could find the little dude, you think the fact their offices were next door would make it easier to encounter the guy but there was always something, timing and circumstance could be such a bitch sometimes.

Apple:”Damn I think I can count how many times he’s blown his load by now…..most guys went limp from just a handjob once…”*Coco’s ponytailed blonde girlfriend quipped as she sipped her coffee. Her mood souring recalling some of their epic fails that couldn’t even qualify as decent lays or worthwhile conquests. Like the guy who’d holler ‘I win, I win!!’ If he came first or that one guy who cried when asking was it good for you. And that was just the living world of course to say nothing of the disappointments in hell, which only made Moxxie stick out to them as one of a kind.*

Coco:”Seriously I heard a rumour the brand M toy from Ozzie’s factory was based on him. Tempting as it is, I think it’d just make us want the real thing even more….”*They’d heard Milky and Kiki had managed to get lucky with the little dude too, lucky bitches. Small wonder if the little dude wasn’t in any more demand, he’d make more of a killing as a gigolo instead of a hitman. The Afro haired succubus blinking, almost doing a spit-take with her coffee as she nudged her girlfriend to look where she was looking, how’d that phrase go? Speak of the devil and all that….*

the pair widened their eyes before they began sporting some very eager, sinister grins as they saw none other than the object of their lust walking by just across the street. Carrying a box filled with office supplies as he was no doubt in his way back from some errand for that wise-ass if a boss who somehow used to date Verosika once upon a time, how and why was a mystery. But for the sweet pair, they knew opportunity when they saw it and right now it was a sweet little snowball possum who clearly looked like he needed some stress relief. Chugging down their coffees as they strapped their belts and revved the engine, it was party time!!

Moxxie of course was yet unaware of the danger he was about to wind up in, the oh so sexually thirsty danger of course as he adjusted the box in his hands. Leave it to his employer to remember last minute that they needed to restock the office supplies it wasn’t like paper and staples magically came out of thin air!! And of course he just had to draw the short straw and be the one to make the run, but ah well least soon as he got back he could look forward to a quickie with Millie, assuming Loona didn’t pounce first. So lost in thiught was our fave freckled imp boi thst he didn’t notice a fan screech to a halt as it pulled over beside him, the side door opening as two pairs of arms reached out to grab and pull him right in, slamming shut as it drove and parked away into a cozy little private alley that just so happened to be behind the imp city branch of the Consent club.

Before Moxxie could even comprehend just what had happened, he found himself laying on a mattress with two sets of lips and tongues on his own. Coco and Apple caressing his face with a passionate, sloppy three way kiss, making out with the sweet little possum as they worked on undressing him as they threw aside his cute little bow tie followed by a shirt and coat. His now exposed torso being massaged as their tongues continued to dance in the air with his in a sloppy spitswapping game of tonsil hockey before they ceased their sensual assault. Looking at him with their lust filled eyes as they purred and giggled at how overwhelmed he seemed, his brain no doubt just catching up on what was going on.

Moxxie:*Soon as Moxx.exe rebooted, the freckled sweetheart shot the horny couple a deadpan glance. His tone even as he began assessing his situation.*”Let me guess, you like me, You want me, and this can either go the easy way or the hard way?” *The kinky couple nodded, giggling that he just seemed so adorable in spite of his situation. Cute looks, hung like a hellhound and fucks like a god, what a keeper.*”Bring it on….”

As soon as he said that, the succubus girlfriends made to do just that as they grasped his pants by the waistband, boxers and all. Pulling them down and away to look at awe upon his length and girth as it stood stiff and pulsing with desire and arousal. Small wonder his wife was so kinky or that the boss lady was so addicted as the 2 girlfriends wasted no time in assaulting the object of their lust with all their sexual skill and pleasure. Grasping it in their silky hands as they stroked it, their sharp teeth bared with lusty smiles as they commenced with their long awaited two on one feast.

Naturally the van was soon rocking and shaking outside as groans and moans of ecstasy could be heard within its interior. Moxxie was no stranger to threesomes with two women let alone lesbian couples but a succubus pair like Apple and Coco was a leave all their own. The sweet little possum shuddering as the duo performed a tag team blowjob on his cock, drowning it in their saliva as they assaulted it with licks and kisses. Taking turns sucking and blowing on it before making out with it between them, tongues dancing with intimacy before they looked at him with those lust filled eyes to make it clear they were just getting started.

So now the van was really rocking as the succubus girlfriends stripped themselves naked, wasting no time in wanting thst alpha male imp cock inside of them. Taking turns with one riding him cowgirl style as the other sat on his face to have him eat them out, deepthroated moans escaping them as they were filled by a very gifted tongue and one very prime set of length and girth. But of course Moxxie wasn’t one to just lay back and let such a spicy pair do all the work as they would soon get it doggy style or in missionary while eating out their lover. Inches of red hot, pussy pounding, womb hammering infernal heaven jackhammering away and filling them up with every ounce of baby batter contained within those golf ball sized sacks of his.

But of course much to their delight and well exceeded expectations, the sweet freckled possum was their boss’ favourite boy toy for a reason. Having not just the size and skill but the stamina and staying power to boot as they kept going more than an energizer bunny. The back of the van’s interior a sea of crimson and pink bodies moving about in a tangle of limbs as they shifted from numerous combinations of two on one to having turns one on one, Coco and Apple just feeling themselves falling in love with one another all over again. Just Something about seeing their faces in the throes of of passion and ecstasy as Moxxie plowed away like the sex machine he was, was just pornographically romantic.

Naturally that love was also extending to their new favourite little shortstack stud who hasn’t just lived up to their expectations but went well above and beyond them. How could they not when he was more concerned about their pleasure rather than just his own, such a chivalrous gentlemen even when it came to sex? Minutes into hours went by with some in the Consent club wondering if they could hear the sounds in the van parked outside their back alley. Most just chalked it up as folks in the private rooms just getting really rowdy and frisky of course.

Oh if someone had bothered to look into it, they would've gotten quite a show if they dared to look inside that van. But their loss was a gain privacy and intimacy for Coco and Apple, as the Van's rocking had ceased. The pair snuggled and spooning up against their sweet little dude, making him the filling in their succubus sandwich as they they basked in the afterglow of their threesome marathon. No about it, the little guy passed with flying colors and they had just about maybe the best lay of their hellborn life.

A lay that sure as Hell wasn't going to be a one time thing, they took to leaving their contact details on paper scrap in Moxxie's pocket, after which they took the courtesy to drop him back off at his and Milie's place after checking his address on his ID in his wallet. Millie answering their knocks on the door to find the sexy pair deposit her husband into her arms as her sweet hubby snugged up adorably against her. The wrath shortstack surprised before shooting a knowing look and smile at Coco and Apple who simply shot back some winks as they made some call me gestures. Making their departure back to their bang van as they drove off back to their studio, ready to share some juicy details in their having joined the I heart and banged Moxxie fanclub.

For some sex demons, finding a decent lay in either Hell or the living world was a pain in the ass. But hey maybe that's why God arranged to have Moxxie be born because God only knows, even succubi need themselves a good man. And they don't get much good or better than that sweet little possum. How sweet it is....

[ruumiinlaulaja]

There really is no limit to his beauty 😭

[ittybittyluci]

Lucifer heard Satan talking shit:

Idk this popped into my head a couple days ago and so naturally instead of working on assignments I started drawing this instead. Didn’t expect it to turn out as well as it did.

[valentinbelleyh505]

UPDATED, i'll add more later so y'all can comment which characters i forgotten

also i lost some followers and i wanna get 2.000 followers, HELP ME PLEASE :(

[petitprincess1]

Wouldn't have guessed Mammon to be Ace, considering the Fizzies he makes, but wow. (But where's Striker TwT)

[jib0]

idk.🥺

[oatmealdoodles]

HELLAVERSE EDITION

blank if anyone wants to make their own:

[vagabond-pinky]

favorite characters who the fandom decided to unfairly turn against despite being the most interesting and complex character in their series

[mintaikkcorpse]

HELLUVA BOSS TWITTER ACCOUNT POsTED THIS OMG OMG CONFIRMATIONS

Blitzø is pansexual (we already knew that)

Stolas is gay (was so heavily implied in canon but people STILL didn't believe he was so now people can stop arguing about it now that it's officially confirmed)

Moxxie is Bisexual (confirmed in show whooo!)

Millie is straight

OCTAVIA IS ACE!!! THE HEADCANONS WERE RIGHT!!

Loona is bisexual!

SALLIE MAE IS BOTH TRANS AND A LESBIAN YALL ARE WINNING!!

Wally is Wally

Barbie is pan

VASSAGO IS GAY TOO GUYS STOLAGO STILL HAS A CHANCE 🙏🙏

Verosika is pan

Bee is also pan, I think (Bee x Tex x Loona canon????)

Asmodeus is pan (most of the fandom already knew that)

Fizz is gay

Chaz is pan

Andrealphus is gay. Headcanons are correct

Mammon is ace! Ik he's a villain, but let us be happy that there's an ace that still finds people hot in canon (he called Glitz and Glam hotties)

Josh is pan

Ace is also pan

Apple is pan

Coco is also pan (pan for pan saphics, I love these 2)

Alessio is gay

[seramilla]

divorce au who did Odette and Clara meet at the hotel ?

Odette and Clara were on their way to rent some snorkeling equipment from the hotel and ran into Emily manning the front desk. They've seen her working about the hotel during their trip and strike up a conversation. She appears about their age, maybe a year or two younger, and they worry that Emily is all by herself working so much. Does her sister Sera ever give her a break?

"I like working here!" Emily says, full of much more enthusiasm than the average person working behind a desk. But Emily genuinely doesn't seem to mind. "I like making our guests happy...and I'm out of school right now, so honestly, I'd probably just be sitting at home bored if I wasn't here. And it gives my friends an excuse to visit me!"

Emily's friends turn out to be a gaggle of characters who are supposedly in a band. There are three men and five women, one of the women being the lead singer named Verosika Mayday. They visit Sera's beachside resort to play their show every year, so Emily normally hangs out with them after work. They want to make it big in the music biz one day, and Sera's guests are usually a pretty big crowd.

They also have some roadies who usually travel with them: a tall, dark, handsome man named Tex, who is Verosika's bodyguard. His girlfriend, Bee, does their costumes and makeup. Sometimes their other friend Loona also tags along, when her overprotective, adopted father will let her off work. He usually doesn't.

Emily asks if Odette and Clara want to join them in the hotel restaurant for lunch, because her shift is about to end. Odette and Clara consider that they were thinking about going to the spa with their mom later that day...she'd actually told them she was looking forward to it. But then again, they're staying at the hotel for several more days yet. She probably wouldn't mind if they split. There'd be plenty of time to do the spa thing later, right?

They hope so, because the next thing they know, they're being whisked away by Emily and her hot gaggle of musical friends (particularly that Verosika chick... Odette thinks she'll be staring at her for the rest of the day.... Wait, did Odette say that out loud?!)

Odette frantically texts Carmilla to let her know what's up. She hopes her mom isn't too mad...she hates disappointing her, but these people seem pretty cool. Besides, it would be good for her and Clara to hang out with people their own age for a while. Carmilla will understand. Right?

[magicalbunbun]

Small-

[carnival-apples]

*Lilith was cuddling with Lucifer on the couch, laying on top of him even though she was much taller than him as they had finally gotten a moment of peace in the hotel…*

you smell nice…

*Lilith mindlessly kisses Lucifer’s neck*

@queensaskblog

[Just gonna, add the current event human turned lulu to this one lol]

He currently is resting, he's been sleeping a lot more in this form, he seems weaker than he usually is, luckily he has you or he'd be in danger, your a good protector for him ♡

[whorebughaze]

kisses

[valentinbelleyh505]

To add to the moon gender: Dreamweaver Cookie (mostly cuz they have collector vibes too lolll))

here :]

sorry for the late