Love calculation of Jaune Arc & Kneesocks Daemon
96%
Dr. Love thinks that a relationship between Jaune Arc and Kneesocks Daemon has a very good chance of being successful, but this doesn't mean that you don't have to work on the relationship. Remember that every relationship needs spending time together, talking with each other etc
(Saw some mutual friends of mine do and I got very curious and well...slap me sideways. I didn't expect this outcome, and I was expecting a chuckle, not a full surprise laugh)
My reaction:
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Searching for the poor boy's hashtag on this Hellsite or even AO3 is like playing Russian Roulette but five of the six chambers are loaded
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RWBY: *Watching a movie together*
Jaune: *Walks in* Hey girls, what's- Is that The Pink Castle?
Ruby: Yeah, it's one of my favorite movies.
Jaune: That's good to hear, but you know, I was actually in this movie.
RWBY: ...
Ruby: What?
Weiss: Your name clearly isn't in the credits.
Jaune: Oh that's because I went by a stage name, John Dark.
Jaune: I was actually in a ton of movies growing up.
Jaune: I played the blacksmith's son in this one.
Ruby: *Definitely had a crush on that character growing up* ...
Jaune: I was the young lord William Redwood in The Princes of Avenlon.
Weiss: *Had more than a few dreams about marrying that particular character* Oh my word...
Jaune: I played Eurig Ritter in the Knight And The Ninja.
Blake: *Wrote an absurd amount of self insert fan fiction with that character* Hmm...
Jaune: I even did a little voice acting, I was Yun the strong in Bat-
Yang: *Fangirl squeal*
RWBJ: ...
Yang: Sorry, I had a moment there. Please, continue.
Jaune: Okay... So yeah, I was in a lot of movies growing up.
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Lie Detector
Nora: Hey guys! Guess what I just found in the dumpster! *Slams Device on the Center Table* IT’S A LIE DETECTOR!
Ruby: Wow, really?!
Jaune: Does it still work?
Weiss: *Scoffs* As if. It was obviously thrown out for a reason.
Nora: Oh, is that so? How about we play a little game to test it out?
Ren: Maybe we shouldn’t-
Weiss: HMPH! I humbly accept your challenge. Do your worst, Valkyrie.
Nora: It’s on, then! First question: Have you ever spied on Jaune while he was hitting the showers?
Jaune: HUH?!
Weiss: Wha- What kind of question is that?! Of course not!
BZZZZZT!
Blake: So it does work.
Yang: HAH! Off to a great start, Ice-Queen.
Weiss: T-That doesn’t mean anything! Never in my life have I-!
BZZZZZT!
Weiss: Fine, I admit it! I accidentally had the displeasure of peeking on Arc ONCE!
BZZZZZT!
Blake: Just once?
Weiss: Okay! I might have run into him a few more times-!
BZZZZZT!
Weiss: A couple more-!
BZZZZZT!
Weiss: A dozen-!
BZZZZZT!
Weiss: Dozens-!
BZZZZZT!
Weiss: I did it close to a hundred times! AT BEST!
BZZZZZT!
Jaune: *shook*
Ruby: Why does it keep getting worse?
Weiss: ALRIGHT, I CONFESS! I PEEP ON HIM EVERY TIME HE’S IN THE SHOWERS!
BZZZZZT!
Pyrrha: You too? Eh-! I mean-! What?!
Weiss: OKAY, YOU GOT ME! I LIKE TO GO THERE WHENEVER HE’S NOT TAKING A SHOWER JUST TO IMAGINE HIM TAKING ONE! BUT ONLY SOMETIMES!
BZZZZZT!
Weiss: AGH, SCREW IT! I DO IT EVERYDAY! IT’S ALL PART OF MY MORNING ROUTINE!
BZZZZZT!
Ren: I think we heard enough-
Weiss: FINE, IT’S ALSO PART OF MY NIGHTTIME ROUTINE!
BZZZZZT!
Yang: Geesh! A picture lasts longer, you know?
Weiss: I WOULD NEVER-!
BZZZZZT!
Weiss: I HAVE 735 PHOTOS KEPT DIGITALLY STORED IN MY-!
BZZZZZT!
Weiss: ALL THE PHOTOS ARE IN FILM AND I PAY A GENEROUS SUM TO VELVET EVERY MONTH SO I CAN REVEAL THE PICTURES IN HER SECRET DARK-ROOM BECAUSE I FIND IT ESTHETICALLY MORE PLEASING! THERE! HAPPY?!
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Nora: Looks like you’re telling the truth. Good job, Weiss! How do you feel?
*THUD*
Nora: …Alright, who’s next?
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