#are satire

[sparrowlucero]

like the most politically neutered movie of all time unironically

[ralfmaximus]

SOMERSET - A local family is catching heat after throwing a birthday bash for their daughter last weekend featuring a piñata shaped like a police officer. The party, held at a public park, was going smoothly until the kids lined up to take swings at “Officer Snickers,” a papier-mâché patrolman stuffed with candy and what appeared to be citations for bad attitudes. “We just thought it was funny,” said the girl’s father, Randy Gillis, a lifelong Democrat. “She wanted a piñata and said ‘make it someone with authority.’ I blame Paw Patrol.”

I see nothing wrong with this.

[miamaimania]

"Enjoy Websurfing" ⌘ Digital real estate, mostly occupied by squatters

[existennialmemes]

Musk: [calling Grimes at 3 in the morning] Tell them. Tell them I'm good at video games and I will give you sixty million dollars

Grimes:

Musk: or I detonate the chip in the baby's neck

Grimes: [long exhalation] seventy million

I had to take this screenshot myself because I was so convinced it wasn't real

[lakemojave]

Kendrick Lamar should write a song about being a young witch looking for their neighbor's lost cat in the alps

[bluesky-out-of-context]

[madame-helen]

[sleeby-bunny]

goddamn gender inflation, can’t have shit these days

[tetsuooooooooooo]

im sorry this is so fucking funny to me. they woulda taken my 8year old ass outback and put me down like old yeller

[cannibalchicken]

[aromanticduck]

"Oh you're alloromantic? But what if you meet someone one day who puts you off romance forever? I think you should put your life on hold just in case that happens."

[archaeologysucks]

I saw this on Twitter, and do not know the source, but I think it belongs here.

[mail-me-a-snail]

nothing else in my life has ever made me nearly throw up from laughing

[serps-up]

he must have some sort of condition

[notgreengardens]