#at all...

[judasonhisknees]

a good butch who listens so well to his femmes instructions. who's never had the pleasure of feeling his hand wrapped around a fucked out femmes neck but is so eager to learn. who leaves as many marks and love bites on his femmes tits and bites her as hard as she wants because hes such a good boy and all he wants to do is make his femme feel like his own personal god

[gigisafeplace]

Yuu: Woooooow...

Yuu: I'm so disappointed in all of you.

Ace : What did we do!?

Yuu: Y'all actually forgot.

Yuu: I mean, my standards were none existent, but still.

Epel: What did they do now?

Grim: I didn't do anything, Henchman!

Yuu: I told y'all a week ago and you still forgot.

Deuce: I'm sorry, Prefect, but none of us know what you're talking about.

Yuu: It was my birthday yesterday.

*Silence*

Ace: What!?

Yuu: Yea, even Leona gave me a present and I'm pretty sure his ass was nowhere near me when I told y'all.

Yuu: Although it was just plain money, but godanm was it a lot.

Yuu: Oh, and Jack, Epel, and Sebek already gave me something yesterday.

Yuu: Anyway I'll see yall hoes later while you scram to get me a present or two.

Yuu, jogging off to hang out with faceless students who don't have any drama going on: Byeeeeeeeee!

[apandainoveralls]

Its me!! Me irl!!!

I glued everything bc I can't sew...

[p2ep]

it's really scary how bad my memory is sometimes :(

[noodles-07]

"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

[inkskinned]

hey... don't cry.... tesla recall for most cybertrucks, okay? >46,000 vehicles affected <3

[jandjsalmon]

Fun Story to Share.

I got my (now 18-year-old) daughter into Ao3 back in 2021. I taught her she should always comment - even if the fic looks old or abandoned or whatever. She did.

Well - she got this email this morning:

The fic was written in 2014 and essentially abandoned.

Bethy read and reviewed in 2021 (and was actually the only person who had commented at all).

Today in 2025 - the final chapter was posted by the author and this was her reply to Bethy’s comment.

———

Never question whether a fic is too old to comment on.

[podcastwizard]

my most toxic trait is i fucking love work gossip. i play neutral not to be the bigger person or take the high road but to hear slander and hearsay from every side. two coworkers complained about each other to me in the same afternoon and i nearly blacked out from the rush

[antlersish]

Mad about politics again

[jasmineandpepper]

Appreciation post for all the beginner artists who work hard despite the AI ​​looming over us. You are fabulous. You are precious. Keep up the hard work, you are needed.

[beemovieerotica]

MANIFESTING

[beaft]

platonic third base: when you get to know someone well enough that they start making mortifyingly specific observations about you

[glowcowboy]

i am full of love and also fatigue

[fagtainsparklez]

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

now that trump has tiktok, twitter, facebook and insta in his pocket, get ready for a massive wave of internet censorship. one of trump's greatest weapons has always been misinformation; it's going to become harder and harder to spread facts and criticism going forward. posts that aren't made invisible will be magically ignored by the algorithm. dissidents will have their accounts deleted and voices erased.

this is a suppression tactic. this is another stage of fascism.