#autistic thirteen

[greghatecrimes]

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[jennyandvastraflint]

Fluffy fic to at long last celebrate canon autistic Thirteen!!

[of-monsters-and-werewolves]

This is just for a bit of fun.

[housethemd]

My headcanons for a 2024(ish) House MD (self indulgent sorrysorry)

- House is canonically bisexual, and instead of hookers (or maybe as well as) he’s very open about his Tinder/Grindr hookups.

- Wilson is still a closet case, somehow. All his friends are queer, he is very active as an ally, but has somehow not figured it out. He even has little pride flags in his office pencil holder.

- Cuddy is a lesbian, she and House still flirt for funsies (worth noting I think her and House still had a one night stand in college before she came out, prompting a running joke that sex with House turned her into a lesbian)

- Chase goes viral on twitter (X) when he starts live tweeting House’s antics during DDx’s (his handle is @thataussiedoc and all his DDx tweets are tagged #mycrazyboss)

- The ducklings make tiktok videos when they don’t have a case. The first time House catches them they are expecting him to call them idiots or throw them out of the DDx room, but instead he joins them. Cue House doing a hilarious tiktok dance.

- Non-binary Thirteen my beloved

- Foreman plays Pokemon Go

- House gets a Nintendo Switch for his office so he can game in there, and when forced to go do clinic duty switches to handheld mode

- House and Kutner will game together when they don’t have a case

- There is a PPTH Diagnostics Dept. Discord server

- Foreman hates Apple products

- Cameron has one of those rainbow pins that says “you’re safe with me” she wears on her white coat

- House learns Gen Z slang and spends an entire episode talking exclusively in it - and everyone else is left trying to piece together what he’s saying

- House is canonically autistic but it only comes out during “Lines in the Sand” or similarly themed episode. I feel like either Chase or Foreman get snippy during the DDx and makes a muttered, offhand comment about House, something to the effect of “yeah well maybe you have autism too” and House is like “well duh.” They spend the rest of the episode approaching the other ducklings, Wilson, etc about how they feel, now that they know that House has autism only to be met with general indifference. Maybe it ends when they go to Cuddy and she reminds them what a great doctor House is and all that and eventually they are forced to confront their own internalized ableism.

- PPTH definitely has a float in the pride parade every year

- Chase plays Among Us

- Lesbian Cameron but also CompHet. Like the first couple seasons she hasn’t figured it out yet.

- Hilson is absolutely made canon at some point

I told you they were self indulgent. Might reblog to add more as I think of them!

[aletterinthenameofsanity]

Every doctor falls somewhere on an autism-ADHD scale and 11 and 13 are at opposite ends yet would vibe harder than any other doctors. In this essay I will-

[autisticheadcanons]

Remy "Thirteen" Hadley from House M.D. is autistic!

[queerestqueertoeverqueer]

so i made a thing (excuse my wobbly lines, drawing with a mouse is Not Fun)

[unproduciblesmackdown]

ok another one in that i went over everything again expressly to pick up murder mystery clues, especially in the beginning

noted as the first appearance of mordecai, hanging out in the garage. to be perched on the hood of a car, leaning back, is so whimsical for him. jaunty. but also, being the earliest appearance in the comic / its own timelines, you know. more informatively, it sure seems like atlas was shot or something there. looks like it matches his design even from the mostly obscured look we get at it, and presumably there's any all the more unobscured view available to everyone in-universe. it's also presented as part of someone's file, so that's noted re: drago, though it may just be the required framing to present it as a photograph that'd exist at all

then introduced to mitzi in the next page, and i've helpfully added the arrow b/c i was looking for it like "well, based on this Theory that the basis of mitzi and mordecai being in cahoots and having an understanding about it is their mutually having a personal/emotional connection to atlas (at least on their end b/c we see so little from atlas and hear even less. even when people would usually say one is personally connected to their wife. are they)....might mordecai show up at the glimpse of atlas's funeral" and i'm noting how closely that design there aligns with mordecai's, even though this isn't high res enough to be absolutely certain. but: seems to have a shaded-in coloration, center streak in the ear, sharply triangular corner of face (especially a feature in these earliest depictions, rather than this triangularity incorporating a bit more waviness / curve later), light uhh muzzle nose mouth area, what could be the outline of the light stripe under the eyes, light eyebrows >:c ly arched, & pince-nez or just glasses if that's the only option when you're cats....there's a lot of "wow that really could be mordecai huh" design alignments that are otherwise just a lot of coincidences like, whoops drew this background rando who matches so closely one of the main cast members....characters. getting theatrical out here. and what's then also noticeable is: none of the other background randos resemble any other characters, even when if mordecai is simply here as an Important Employee, where's viktor, where's anyone else we know was already around, where's the employees who remained steadfast who are shown immediately after this, versus mordecai who, as an employee, did Not loyally stick around at lackadaisy, but as someone with enough emotional investment in atlas for that to indeed be the foundation of his and mitzi's murder mystery Understanding, to then also maybe be the only lackadaisy employee at atlas's funeral (presumably with mitzi's knowledge), to have left lackadaisy out of grief rather than professional interests....hmm

mordecai also in this picture, where again everyone's hanging out, next to atlas and singled out by being the only person not sitting. did he just get there, maybe. is he On The Job still, i.e. maybe by being something of an [almost always active personal bodyguard] here. seems he'd face more Away from atlas for that. but not like i know what he's up to otherwise, and Thee Point may be to more symbolically have him standing apart. with even viktor also there, sitting and chilling, to show how mordecai Might also be doing that....but isn't. also of course tingling with mystery senses about what mitzi was going to have said to wick here, about how she would hate to, dot dot dot...then changes her mind upon Considering Atlas

here's mordecai Standing Near atlas again while socializing is happening. while he is also distinct from a) mitzi, in that this is confirming (if somewhat implicitly) that mordecai was in fact already associated with lackadaisy & atlas before atlas met mitzi, and b) viktor, who was still stationed with the arbogasts' funeral home, wherein i'm also considering this relevant b/c naturally it emphasizes that the professional viktor & mordecai duo's existence doesn't make them interchangeable: backing up that mitzi sure may have had a reason beyond a coin flip for having this secret with mordecai rather than viktor (and, of course, the reason probably isn't just "i need to work with some lackadaisy employee who can fire a gun" in the first place)

a couple more points being

mordecai going on and on about professional approach all the time; could simply be his preference, could be an expression of the like precision / methodical perspective that makes him good at biting and killing, could be [that] plus just how he deals with his job being biting and killing when it's unlikely he was up to that before the train ride ft. atlas and atlas taking him on for that success....i also wonder if he took a Professional Approach to killing atlas / thinks of it in that way, even if that reason for [secret mystery involvement with mitzi on this] was an emotional one, and that being recent and tumultuous has him like tripling down on this. even though mordecai may not have killed atlas either, even presuming atlas Was shot and killed. and knowing that mitzi gave him a gun, or mordecai gave her the gun, or they passed it back and forth a few times for obfuscation

the pig farmers start wandering into a dark area of lackadaisy's caves and there's bones back there. what goes on in said caves....all this coming about b/c atlas opportunistically took advantage of the cave access, seems like the kind of environment with real potential for some figurative resonance. like also the rivers.

mitzi telling wick that atlas was the murderous one in the relationship....not necessarily that significant when like, technically who around here Isn't murderous. just like there having been "here's the body stashing cave section" isn't necessarily extraordinary in its literal existence, but with the symbolism of wandering into the caves and finding an area with no light, where you start walking on old bones, and are about to be killed yourself....hmm. and re: atlas's murderousness, sure is possible to team up to kill someone to protect a fourth party, even though like, who. and that would add another layer of "mitzi and mordecai care about the same person" on top of their presumed [handshaken] emotional regard towards atlas. possible, but like, who would that be. it seems unlikely atlas would, say, threaten ivy or something. and how would that incorporate that [there has to be the Mitzi's Asserted Culpability] element. but these things are sure noted

not directly related to the mystery but i will leave off again on the mordenico agenda. even though, also, it is a "bite me a zillion times, two zillion times shy on me" situation like, what are the odds the [inroad of intrigue over shaking up the glitter in your funny little guy who everyone usually just would rather ignore] situation is actually bound for working out. yet [Also Everything Else. like in this scene and the prior Hotel Room Fête encounters] and declaring yourselves as the same and trying to stay friends no matter what....we can dream

[ireonic]

Theirautistic nature and cat-like tendencies have captured me

[greghatecrimes]

she lowkey got that autism raptor arms swag

[callowayrat]

being an og cs fan is like being in the Trenches.. *takes a drag of my cigarette* one more bad take on graham calloway and i kill myself

[lillyrosedeppsciggarate]

[dejecteddesires]

- INTRO -

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     name(s):Lexy/Cas/Cyber/Tracy/Nicki

     pronouns: he/she/fae/web/vamp/lun/goth

     age / age range: 17

     interests: aot, cry of fear, spn, ptv, depeche mode, ethel cain, electrick children, mysterious skin, thirteen, starflesh, crystal castles

     boundaries: under 14 dni, no dsmp fans, vivziepop supporters, gracie abrams fans, basic dni, nsfw dni, self proclaimed yanderes dni i hate you fuckers

     extra: i am very normal (insane) about eremin and arumika, i am in love with armin arlert, im a bpdtistic little lad

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[amor-est-potestas]

Day 13: Alternative Communication

It is so hard to communicate verbally. There are so many steps:

Take in all of the information: words, tone, intonation, pitch, mouth movements, facial expressions, gesticulations, posture, context...

Assess which of these are the most important and which can be discarded.

Double check the words and tone against context clues, known idioms, double entendres, etc.

Establish whether a response is required.

Formulate the response (PANIC).

Provide posture, gesticulate, make facial expressions, pronounce things correctly, use the expected tone, modulate the response while giving it to ensure it will be received as intended... but don't take too long or it'll seem awkward!

Repeat... and repeat... and repeat...

For me, this is why I hate phone calls and prefer emails or texts. I can spend as much time as I need figuring out my response.

Text based communication is criminally undervalued even now.

[queerestqueertoeverqueer]

saw someone else do one of these, thought i might as well every special interest list got: - the big one TM - doctor who (in general, all eras/EU stuff etc.) - comfort - the thirteenth doctor's era/thasmin - the one that fades in and out - minecraft - the "childish" and/or stereotypical one - the gruffalo - the 'i wasn't expecting this to become a special interest one' - ironically enough, neurodiversity itself - the weird 'why am i actually into this' one - stephen hawking's work. i don't know either 😭

[uefb]

Hello, you can pry ‘Leta having once been an actual friend to Newt before things went to shit’ from my cold dead hands

Newt thought back, then, on the way Leta had let him listen to the beat of her heart as he listed ideal temperatures for giant squid mating two weeks before. How she veritably shielded his humiliation from their teachers with her very own body.

And, so, the next day at lunch, he walked directly up to the Slytherin table and wedged himself into the space beside her. He pulled out a copy of their herbology textbook and slid an additional, dog-eared library book toward her, too.

“If you use these marked pages—”

He rummaged in his bag for the bit of vine he’d procured from the edge of the lake.

“And you dissect this—”

Leta was staring at him, spoonful of soup halfway to her mouth.

“You should be able to finish those twelve inches of herbology in time for duelling club.”

She didn’t say anything for another few seconds and Newt dropped his eyes from her face to her soup.

“Why, Newt?”

“What?”

“Why are you helping me?”

“Oh!” And he looked back up at her then, ignoring the stares of the Slytherins up and down the table. “Because you helped me.” He held up his scarred hand and gestured at his head with it. “Remember?”

One of the older boys who’d initiated the assault was laughing at them down the table, and Newt whipped round with what was meant to be a glare (but he was fairly certain it only worked because Leta was actually glaring, too).

“Come on,” she finally said, scooping up the books and grabbing a cheese toastie off a centre dish to shove toward Newt’s face. He took it without question and scrambled to his feet. “I learned this excellent warming charm last week, so we can work by the forest.”

“But - Leta, some plants are sensitive to magicked atmospheres—”

“Newt, come on!”

“But I’ve got—”

“No, you haven’t,” she sang.

And they dashed to the grounds, hand-in-hand, beneath the cold November skies.

Yes yes this is for that one shot I started over the weekend and yes yes I’ve not abandoned it