when you have a parasite in your vents
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Surrounded by Assassins
Steve, being righteous or smth: If you kill a killer, the total number of killers remain the same.
Bucky, mouth full of cereal: Kill 2.
Clint, coming out of the vents: Not if you were already a killer.
Natasha, bored: Then just kill yourself.
Bonus:
Steve, face palms: oh my god! That’s not the point.
Tony, nonchalant: What did you expect? You’re surrounded by assassins.
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Oh, look, Mom and Dad are at it again. Poor Clint...
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Animated Steve is more funnier
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I wish there were mcu comics I wish there were comics but of the mcu. low stakes inter-movie 2012 avengers tower style shenanigans and I am NOT talking about avengers assemble the cartoon OR the tie in comics I am saying a series, an avengers series specifically of the avengers and they do avengers things and it's mcu but it's comics
what I am actually saying is that I wish there had been more avengers movies before aou where they did avengers things and were friends, an avengers 1.5, but this is a more unfixable problem
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Batman "I don't like working with others, I don't trust them, and I won't sacrifice Gotham to help out unless it's absolutely dire."
*Has an extensive network of vigilantes in Gotham and elsewhere, is on 85 different Justice League Rosters, would die for half of them*
Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man *fighting every hero he ever meets*
"Weird that no-one likes me, don't know what their fucking problem is, I should fight them"
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