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Straight?

Natasha: Hi, I’m Natasha Romanoff. You are…?

Maria: Not as straight as I thought…

Melinda: You were never straight dummy!

Clint: [does a spit take]

Phil: [sighs]Why am I friends with you guys? 

Nick: [shakes head] …idiots…

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I’m back for pride 2025. Can’t believe I’ve been so busy recently that I was late for pride this year. Stay safe babes. Happy Pride!!!!❤️💖🏳️‍🌈💕🥳🎉

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Idk y I saw a bunch of batteries lying around and suddenly had a compulsive urge to replace someone's new and fresh batteries with old drained ones so when they run out of battery on Smth and try to replace the batteries, it won't work and they'll think its broken bcuz every battery they use doesn't work.

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Mine, please don't copy.

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me, writing smth for like 30 minutes: oh ye this is totally clear, I Dont even have to write it down. I surely won’t forget it in the future, it’s so obvious.

me, 3 days later: WTF Is ThIs. WhAt DoEs It MeAn?! ahAhhAhhAh.

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Is anyone else’s ao3 crashing? I got a 503 again. I mean it’s the first crash of the year.(i think) are all of y’all that shaken up by the new year. who am I kidding so am I I’m reading fanfic at 2 am

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New Years kiss

Tony: So, Red. Who are you going to kiss at midnight tonight?

Natasha: What makes you think I’m kissing anyone at midnight. I am strong and independent. I don’t need anybody.

Tony: Clint asked you, didn’t he? It’s Clint, isn’t it?

Natasha: …

Natasha: yes.

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Presents

Tony: Present time!!!

Avengers giving each other gag gifts and stuff.

Natasha, handing Clint a present: Here, Clint.

Clint, shaking the box: Ooh. I hope it's HYDRA heads. Please be HYDRA heads, please be HYDRA heads.

Clint opens the box: It's HYDRA heads. (The head of some HYDRA ppl)Awww, how did you know?

Natasha, smiling: Merry Christmas

Avengers: *horrified silence*

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Update

great our beloved ao3 is back

now go read or write whatever u want

what r u still doing here go

oh and say thanks to ao3 staff on your way out

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Help my ao3 is down

I’m scared

but I love how when ao3 is down I immediately look at tumblr

at least the 600+ recent post tells me that at least we’re all here tgth

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Smooth

Kate, Sam, Bucky, and Yelena chilling tgth.

Kate, to Yelena: When are you going to stop calling me by my last name? Is it a Russian thing? Cuz I swear Bucky does it too.

Bucky: It isn't a Russian thing, it's an assassin thing. And I'm not Russian. Just so happen they are often linked together.

Yelena: I'll stop calling you by your last name, Bishop, once you change it to Belova.

Everyone: ……..

Sam: …Smoooottthh…

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Kids and Padawans

Some Avengers training together

Tony, bursting in: Peter! You were supposed to be in the lab with me 10 minutes ago.

Peter: Uh… sorry Mr Stark… I must’ve lost track of time while training with Ms Nat and Mr Bucky.

Tony, exasperated: Seriously Red, Buckaroo. Stop stealing my kids. At least I still have the Maximoff twins. Right, Wanda? Pietro?

Wanda: Sorry, Tony.

Pietro: They remind us of our parents.

Tony, to smiling Nat and Bucky: Damn it! You two are stealing my padawans.

Bonus:

All the other Avengers are smiling at the reference

Steve, confused: What’s a padawan?

Avengers all face palms and Peter is in shooketh

Narrator: …And that kids, is why the avengers spent a whole day watching all Star Wars movies. Even the bad ones.

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Pepper: Tony annoyed me today. And he’s been working in the lab a lot lately. So… I told him that I can’t wait to see what he has planned for “our special day tomorrow”.

Rhodey: But there’s nothing special about tomorrow.

Pepper: Yes… but there is something special about watching the colour leave his face as panic takes over. And he scrambling to remember something that never existed, apologising for everything and giving me everything he could possibly think of.

Happy: That’s… not a bad idea… Maybe we could get him to pay more attention to things more often…

Rhodey: And we can get things in the process.

All nodding

Peter, overhearing: Ummmm… No offense but… y’all are pretty weird. (Whispering:) and scary…

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natasha romanoff headcanons my good sir (im curious)

Well my fav is that nat is act like older than she's suppose to be(120) and is like the old princess of Russia.

Keep sending questions guys. I'm open to requests questions prompts. Just send me and I'll get to writing

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New Fic!

Finally got the new fic out! Enjoy!😊

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Surrounded by Assassins

Steve, being righteous or smth: If you kill a killer, the total number of killers remain the same.

Bucky, mouth full of cereal: Kill 2.

Clint, coming out of the vents: Not if you were already a killer.

Natasha, bored: Then just kill yourself.

Bonus:

Steve, face palms: oh my god! That’s not the point.

Tony, nonchalant: What did you expect? You’re surrounded by assassins.

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Happy pride month everybody!!

You should be proud of yourself. Don't let anyone tell you who you should be.

Get some reblogs: @slightlyobsessedwslytherins @eva-knits12 @claraxbarton. And anyone else who wanna join