#badly shitposting

[captainextremis]

I feel so fuckin old now

[hrokkall]

not a ship & late request sorryyy but could i shoot my shot n request some valentines p03 for the p03 likers 👉👈

I'll do you one better. Here's a set of scrybe valentines for all your scrybe valentine needs. Perfect for loved* ones. Or hated ones.

*I'm not liable if you, like the scrybes, have to file divorce papers after gifting one of these to someone.

Bonus sort of usable one. Sort of.

For people with good taste.

[greghatecrimes]

this is how it went in canon, right?

[chubs-deuce]

non-lethal hanahaki disease that is just A Little Bit Inconvenient

In my mind this is during an overlord meeting

The idea sprang from @shiveagit's wonderful brain so I sadly can't take credit for that, I just extended the joke with a shitpost skit :'D

[kookoofufu]

I re-read summit war saga for the millionth time, started making these as a joke then got way too into it

[moxie-girl]

a silly thought for @orange-artist's ASL gods au... remember that time enel went to the moon?

bonus:

[rayroseu]

WHO WANTS TO SHOOT DOWN A KING

[prince-kallisto]

POV you asked Crowley if he’s found a way home for you yet

POV you are Kallisto and are watching Crowley’s response to their 500th (failed) marriage proposal

POV you are Malleus in tears asking if Crowley really is his father

[nickpeppermint]

Winged anthropomorphic cat bartender whose name i forgot, i know they treat you poorly there, but don't worry, i'll save you, i'll get you out of this show

We'll sneak you into Lackadaisy or something, you'll blend just fine, just wait please

[everydayyoulovemeless]

RIP to Richie "ball-lover" Marcus. Your grades killed me

[thrumbolt]

I can't be the only one

[captainextremis]

hey man, a kill’s a kill

[mintaikcorpse]

Husk Hates His Job

[greghatecrimes]

Recently I've been feeling a lot of Kutner love

[cowprintsillies]

[alisoncooper]

[image id: four screencaps from bbc ghosts, series one, episode three, 'happy death day' when pat tells alison tomorrow is his death day. the first screencap features a subtitle that's been altered to read, 'tomorrow's bbc ghosts final series day.' the following three screencaps show alison initially looking happy, then progressively more sad. the subtitles for these screencaps have been changed to read 'oh! happy...bbc ghosts final series day'. /end id]