#beauty and the beast parody

[weisscoldglare]

What if... Beauty and the Beast (the 90's Disney version) monochrome? But who would be the beast and who would be the beauty?

dunno if i can even do disney, but here's my take!

It'd be easy to say Weiss offended a witch lol

[sugarplanet]

A goofy idea I've been doodling out in between work. It probably doesn't need to be here but I liked how some of this turned out. ^^'

[omnybus]

Beat our guest, beat our guest, Slam a bat into their chest

Stuff a rock into a sock and turn their face into a mess

Poke their eyes, hit their nose, drop a hammer on their toes

Hack their hand off with a hatchet

Or just grab a brick and smash it

Break their arms, break their face, pop a socket out of place

unleash all the hidden fury you’ve suppressed!

They’ll find it hard to plead, when they profusely bleed

all down their vest-

I don’t jest!

They’re too toothless to protest!

Beat our guest, beat our guest, beat our guest!

[squiderdoodle]

Tale as old as time~♡

[madame-helen]

[dndwithray]

Curse of Strahd x Beauty and the Beast

[Strahd:] Who did she think she was? That girl had tangled with the wrong man! No one says "no" to Strahd!

[Cyrus Belview:] Heh heh. Darn right.

[Strahd:] Dismissed! Rejected! Publicly Humiliated! Why, it's was than I could bear.

[Cyrus Belview:] More beer, sir?

[Gaston:] Cyrus, you know I'm more of a blood wine guy... Besides, nothing helps. I'm disgraced.

[Cyrus Belview:] Who, you? Never! Strahd, you've got to pull yourself

together.

Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Lord Strahd

Looking so down in the dumps

Every guy here'd love to be you, Lord Strahd

Offering wine that hearts pump

There's no man in this realm as admired as you

You're ev'ryone's favorite guy

Ev'ryone's awed and inspired by you

And it's not very hard to see why

No one's slick as Lord Strahd

No one's quick as Lord Strahd

No one's ego's as incredibly thick as Lord Strahd

For there's no man in this realm half as manly

Perfect, a pure paragon

You can ask any Ismark, Ireena, or Mad Mary

And they'll tell you who's fear puts the pressure on

[Chorus:] No one's been like Lord Strahd

A king pin like Lord Strahd

[Cyrus Belview:] No one's got quite the devilish grin like Lord Strahd

[Strahd:] As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating

[Chorus:] My what a guy, that Lord Strahd

[ariel-seagull-wings]

DISNEY AND COCTEAU

@themousefromfantasyland @the-blue-fairie @princesssarisa @amalthea9 @thealmightyemprex @minimumheadroom

(Sing this song with the melody of Tale as Old as Time (Beauty and the Beast))

Vincent Cassel's film

David Pownall's play

Golan-Globus too

Tried to make it new

With Miss DeMornay

David Lister twice

Meat Loaf videos

Twilight: Breaking Dawn

Perlman comma Ron

Disney’s and Cocteau’s

Jean Cocteau once said

And we say again

Film won’t be an art

‘Til they make its parts

Cheap as ink and pen!

David Bowie's song

Also Stevie Nicks

Books around the world

Beastly with that girl

From the spring break flick

Films with Kevin James

Some Australian show

TV’s Kreuk and Ryan

Monday nights at nine

Disney and Cocteau

Even the X-Men

It will never end

Disney and Cocteau

[sundove88]

The Angry Cartoon Heroes Movie (The Angry Birds Movie Parody) Casting:

Cartoon characters lead a mostly happy existence, except for Donald Duck (Tony Anselmo), who just can't get past the daily annoyances of life. His temperament leads him to anger management class, where he meets fellow misfits Sonic (Roger Craig Smith) and Bomberman. Donald becomes even more agitated when his brethren welcome crocodiles to their island paradise. As the Kremlins begin to get under his skin, Donald joins forces with Sonic and Bomberman to investigate the real reason behind their mysterious arrival.

Donald, Sonic, Bomberman and the rest of their cartoon friends are surprised when a Crocodile suggests that they put aside their differences and unite to fight a common threat. Aggressive cartoons from an island covered in ice are planning to use an elaborate weapon to destroy the cartoon and croc way of life. After picking their best and brightest, the cartoons and crocs come up with a scheme to infiltrate the island, deactivate the device and return to their respective paradises intact.

Donald Duck as Red (Mickey and Friends)

Sonic as Chuck (Sonic The Hedgehog)

Bomberman as Bomb (Bomberman)

El Mustachio Grande as Mighty Eagle (Poptropica)

King K. Rool as King Leonard (Donkey Kong Country)

Kamek as Ross (Super Mario)

Golden Cheese Cookie as Matilda (Cookie Run Kingdom)

King Dedede as Terence (Kirby)

Mei Lee as Stella (Turning Red)

Reala as Judge Peckinpah (NiGHTS Into Dreams)

Jackle as Cyrus (NiGHTS into Dreams)

Yamcha as Hal (Dragon Ball Z)

Tien as Bubbles (Dragon Ball Z)

Eirin Yagokoro as Old Lady Bird (TouHou)

Mr. Mime as Mime Bird (Pokemon)

Various Characters as Various Birds

Groose as the Hug Trader (The Legend of Zelda)

Various Characters as The Pigs

LeFou as Earl (Beauty and the Beast)

Huey, Dewy, and Louie as Jay, Jake, and Jim (Ducktales)

Daisy Duck as Silver (Mickey and Friends)

Gretchen Grimlock as Zeta (Poptropica)

Poison Mushroom Cookie as Debbie (Cookie Run Kingdom)

Professor Sada as Courtney (Pokemon)

Professor Turo as Garry (Pokemon)

Speeding Spike and Crusher as Jerry and Carl (Poptropica)

Sir Rebral as Glenn (Poptropica)

Ratman as Axel (Poptropica)

Cookiemals as The Hatchlings (Cookie Run Ovenbreak)

Cotton Candy Cookie as Pinky (Cookie Run Ovenbreak)

Riju as Ella (The Legend of Zelda)

Various Villains as The Eagles (Poptropica)

Here’s a hint for the next casting:

🌊⛵️🌺

[depressingcartoonvillains]

Belle, surprisingly nihilist. 

[seltzer-tastes-pretty-good]

So I saw a few people doing fake Mad parody screencaps and, since it seemed like fun drawing practice, I gave it a go.

Beauty and Mr. Beast

[askmovieslate]

What can I say? I really like buggos in gold dresses.

Seriously tho, what a wonderful movie. We may be spoofing it here, but this movie is absolutely wonderful. There is no other way around it, and it goes beyond the music, it’s just a perfect combination of everything, tonally and stylistically.

People still talk about it, even with the stinking remake sticking out like a sore toe. That’s an indication of its quality, when not even one of the worst remakes of all time has its name attached to it.

And now, if you excuse me, it’s dancing time.

[raivenreine]

"A horse as swift as wind itself. The transforming magical sword. And the phylactery of eternal youth." Ciri smiled dreamily and closed her eyes. "I wish to know if either of them truly exists. I wish to obtain them. But those three idiots won't go anywhere. And even if they did, they wouldn't return. And if, by any chance, they found something, they certainly wouldn't share it with me. Damn it! Oh well, they won't go anywhere anyway. And yet, it's good that Dad came up with such a brilliant plan to deter them – they'll learn not to offer me their mediocrity for a husband... I don't want to get married at all. What's there to do in marriage? I'd die of boredom. Well, unless my chosen one is... uhm... special, not like others. Smarter, more handsome, more interesting. And... at the very least a prince. He lives in a castle with towers reaching the clouds. Nothing less would suit me... No one but a prince!"

A new but old aen Elle fanf, Beauty and the Beast parody 😝

[omnybus]

Gaston Song (dirty version)

Gosh it disturbs me to view you, Gaston,

Looking so flaccid and limp

Everyone here'd love to do you, Gaston,

For you they would happily simp

No man in town's as titillating as you,

You're everyone's favorite whore!

I think of you while masturbating, it's true

And we all can see why, that's for suuuuuuuuuure!

Nooo oooooooone... Fucks like Gaston

No one sucks like Gaston

No one whores themselves out for ten bucks like Gaston!

For there's no man in town half as sexy!

A pornographic paragon!

You can ask any Tom, Dick, or Betsy

And they'll tell you whose dick they'd prefer to be ooooon!

Noooo oooooone... bangs like Gaston!

All the gangs like Gaston!

No one's got quite a heft to his wang like Gaston!

"Yes, my genitals are quite intimidating!"

Oh, what a ho, that Gaston!

Fuck five ladies! Suck seven dudes!

Gaston is the best and the rest are all prudes!

Noooo... oooone... jerks like Gaston!

Does sex work like Gaston!

No one drops down his trousers and twerks like Gaston!

For there's none with as big of a booty!

"As you see, I've got bottom to bare!"

And his balls are so big, fat, and juicy-

"That's right! And I keep 'em smooth cuz I rub them with Nair!"

No one bums like Gaston!

All his chums like Gaston!

In a wanking match, nobody cums like Gaston!

"I'm especially good at e-jac-u-lating! UNGH!"

Ten points for Gaston!

When I was a lad, I sucked four dozen dicks

Every evening to help me pay rent

And now that I'm grown, I suck five dozen dicks

And I leave them all totally speeeeeent!

Nooooo... oooooone... faps like Gaston!

Makes them clap like Gaston!

And then gives that big booty a slap like Gaston!

"All the lasses find my ass so fascinating!"

Oh what a ho!

Gastoooooooon!

[dramaddict-and-proud-of-it]

The Princess and the Werewolf

Year : 2023 | Country : CN | Nb of episodes: 30

My rate: 6/10

Synopsis :

Princess Qi Pa wakes up to find herself abducted into the fantastical and surreal world of the Beast-Turning Tribe. She is forced into becoming the bride of the Beast-Turning King, Kui Mu Lang. Despite Qi Pa's repeated attempts to escape, her life is further disrupted by a man named Li Xiong. Li Xiong only appears during the day, and Kui Mu Lang only appears at night. Unbeknownst to Qi Pa, she has stumbled upon a shocking secret of the Beast-Turning Tribe. As mischievous and lively as she is, Qi Pa gradually finds her way into the heart of the domineering Wolf King. How will the beauty and the "beast" fall in love? A journey filled with laughter, sweetness, and heart-wrenching moments is about to unfold.

Main cast :

Wu Xuan Yi as Qi Pa

Chen Zhe Yuan as Kui Mulang / Li Xiong

Xu Wei Luo as Kui Mulang (young)

My thoughts on this drama :

Beauty and the Beast Chinese version with comedy in it? Yes, that sums it up pretty well. Don't look for a super high quality drama here. Some of the props were hideous (I look at you rubber pointy ears), the costumes were sometimes really weird…. But honestly, I had a pretty good time.... for the first 15 episodes. Then it started to drag... drag... drag.... and at some point I just hit the fast forward button because it was becoming painful to watch. And once again, it's a drama where the hero transforms at night (same actor so same face), getting a hair job, weird teeth and tattoo-like black veins on his neck and lower face (but still the same face) and yet!!! Our female lead could not recognize him? At all? Not even a sense of déjà-vu? Pleaaaaase! If you want to be convincing then change actors between night and day! This and the mask trope are just getting ridiculous.

Now the story is fun. The characters are fun. There is little to no real 'drama', you can smell the happy ending from episode one. The fact that it's a 'sequel' of another drama, where one the leads comes from the future, made for some comical scenes. Our female lead has been raised with modern concepts, and when transposed to ancient setting, you get exposed skin, pumps, group choregraphy, proposal on one knee, and more! 

At some point I started feeling bad for our wolf pup, but also at the same time, I was glad our young princess did not get the Stockholm Syndrome and stayed hell bent on her objective to go back home. But as I said, you can smell the happy ending from the first episode, so any heartbreak was short lived and quickly overcome. The final scene was a bit WTF for me, but it fits... considering...

A Favorite ?

NO

[cream-and-coffee-king]

No one's Trans like Gaston

Gets terfs banned like Gaston

No one drives the Down With Cis van like Gaston!

I use rainbows in all of my Decorating!

My what a guy that Gaston!

[jedimandalorian]

Ahsoka and Din sing “Grogu” to the tune of “Gaston” from Beauty and the Beast. 😂