#because JESUS

[laurenkmyers]

[pedgito]

He likes 🌽 of women being eaten out in different situations and positions. I’d say that’s 50% of his watchlist. The person doing it is so good they can’t help themselves but make whiny noises before they come. “You like that don’t you. Feels good doesn’t it, you like it just like that? You gonna cum for me?” He’d whisper while he watches it, imagining it’s himself making them feel that way. He likes to cum just as their cunt pulsates, gushing on whoever’s eating them out.

He’d prob like seeing two girls going at it. Kissing, feeling each other up, sucking on each other’s tits, tasting each other, one going down on the other and making her quake.

Ngl he’s prob dabbled in cheerleader porn too. I think it’s kind of a taboo thing for him bc he’s so low on the totem pole, for them to fuck around with him and for him to fuck around with them IS almost taboo. Dirty. Forbidden. Flipping their skirts up and sinking into them. Pushing their tops up to reveal their tits, bringing a nipple into his mouth and sucking. Fucking them in various positions, them whining and crying on his cock because he feels so good. Moaning his name over and over again, “god Eddie you feel so good”. Maybe they’re even doing it at the school and almost get caught. “yeah you didn’t think I could make you feel this good did you?” Before they gush on his cock.

I bet he’s occasionally had fantasies where one of them corners him, calling him a freak. He’d tell them to stop and to fuck off, they’d sneer and ask if he wanted them to stop, then why is he hard, feeling the bulge in his pants. Then they’d push him down, teasing him, unzipping his pants, and riding him while he whimpers beneath them.

Or he’d fantasies that they’re partnered up to study, and they’re feeling so hot and horny they’d confess their love for him and beg him to take them on their bed.

He’d also probably like amateur looking porn as well. Porn that looks like it was just made by a normal couple at home, making each other feel good in their bed.

I think he’d also dabble in some light bondage too. Just one of them being tied up to the bedpost. Sometimes it’s him that’s tied up and sometimes it’s the other person. Begging for more, because the person is teasing them, or for less, because it’s too much, depending on the situation.

the way my jaw dropped as i was reading this, this is so spot on bless you. i could read a full 10k fic of just eddie munson's porn habits.

[izzythedemigod]

You guys ever read a fic that makes you feel physically ill. And then you just go to the next page

[gretavanfleetposts]

Even pinterest wants me to write a Sam fic

[psychedelic-ink]

SIB enthusiasts the smut for the next chapter is ending up being delightfully filthy 😈

[quininhas]

Oh these refs.... not good.

[sidhewrites]

Being kink positive makes it really hard to be a hater of media rip. I used to love watching “the WORST book I’ve read this year” booktube videos but now its like I hear them ask, “Who is this werewolf smut even for?” Omegaverse fans, next question. “Why would you write this?” Because they find it sexy, can we stop focusing on the ewie yucky kink part and focus on the fact that the author used the word knot five times in a single scene? It’s bad werewolf erotica, but it’s not bad because it’s werewolf erotica like come on

[noknowshame]

why is religious Christmas imagery all so joyful and pleasant? where is the inherent horror of the birth of Christ? A mother is handed her newborn child, wailing and innocent. Her hands come away sticky. Red. Simply by giving her son life she has already killed him. He is doomed from the beginning. Her love will not save him from suffering. Because the thing cradled in her arms is not a baby, it is a sacrifice: born amongst the other bleating animals whose blood will one day be spilled in the name of what demands it. the night is silent with anticipation. Mary, did you know? That your womb was also a grave?

[attractive-nuisance-esq]

hey so like does everyone know that Like A Prayer is most definitely a song about going down on someone?? like is the younger generation aware? did you guys know that Wade and Logan’s two pivotal scenes were set to a song about how blowing someone can be a religious experience?????? because this is Very Important information

[areyouscaredyet]

im not particularly religious but i think it’s very cute that Trans Day of Visibility and Easter are on the same day this year :)

its no question that something like this could be triggering or upsetting to a number of queer ppl given the current sociopolitical climate, so i want everyone to remember that u are loved! Regardless of what u or others believe, there are ppl who will love and support you always. Give yourself patience and treat yourself with care!!!

happy and peaceful TDOV everyone!! And Easter to those who celebrate :D

[spitblaze]

I guess Chilchuck has brought us right back to 'adults who are short are child-coded and if you like them you're a pedophile' discourse huh

[destielmemenews]

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[dduane]

...Just read this thread. JUST READ IT.

[locallibrarylover]

*by live theatre i mean plays, musicals, operas, ballets, concert versions of musicals, staged readings, & things of that nature. EDIT: YES this includes amateur, local, kids, high school, & community theatre. almost every show i've seen has been local

if you want, list the names of the shows you've seen in the tags!

[eeternalferret]

I hate when people get on your back about a ship because it's 'toxic' like bro i said they are in love not that they should be.

[junipers-insects]

The next logical step after drawing them all in dresses

(edit: I swear if one more person says anything about horror I'm deleting this)