#bisexual disasters

[superbat-love]

Clark has two hands

[armed-with-a-waffle-iron]

Do Dick and Babs really know how to be just normal friends? Seems to me it's always been flirty and intense and intimate. They'll always have this long, complicated, profound history together which is impossibly unique to them. Of course no one really gets them like the other does. They're the original Robin and Batgirl! It's like they've always been partners in crime. And push comes to shove, whatever rift the universe puts between them, they will still be a killer team. They'll always have this profound but complicated love for each other, beautiful and tragic. Like they're always more than just friends but also more than just love interests too. Dunno if there's a single word to describe them.

[reaperlight]

Cletus: I told you, I like you.

Eddie: Why?

Cletus: Because you're like me!

Eddie: No, Cletus.

Cletus: You don't have to deny it, Eddie. It's legal now. Also I'm sorry if you assumed... I'm not looking for anything from you, I'm taken. I just wanna be friends.

Eddie: ...Wait, what?

Eddie: ...

Eddie: You know we're here to talk about your murders, right?

Cletus: I don't let those things define me.

[zitzootjucefan]

John and Bruce on their 'practice date'

Bruce: Just… ask me a question. Try to get to know me.

John: Okay.

John: ...

Bruce: Well?

John: I'm sorry. I can’t think of anything to ask ... My mind is blank.

Bruce: Just… ask the first thing that comes to mind-

John: HOW BIG IS IT?

Bruce: ... really?

John: Oh God....

[bazzybelle]

Square/Prompt: B3 - Furry

Title: Bang! Bang! (I'm Aiming At You)

Rating: Mature

Ship(s): Dream of the Endless | Morpheus / Hob Gadling

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Additional Tags: Pining, Light Angst, Horny Dream, Bisexual Disasters, 5K of Morpheus Blue-Screening over how hot Hob is

Summary:

“God, my body is ruined. Gonna head straight home and draw myself a nice hot bath. Soak in there for a month, I think.” Robert clasps his hands together and lifts them high above his head stretching his shoulders and back. The scrubs, which were previously lifting slightly, end up exposing a small section of his stomach. A stomach that is tantalizingly covered in dark, thick hair. A stomach that all too quickly is covered once more as Robert lowers his arms and rolls his shoulders. It is too late, the damage is done. Images of a perfectly furried stomach, and a thick, dark trail leading under his scrub pants is all that enters his mind. A furried stomach that begs for fingers to trail over, twirling the small strands of hair between them. 

Link, if full work is posted elsewhere:

Got another short lil fic for you! I saw the prompt of Furry and knew right away that I had to have Morpheus just obsessing over Hob's hairy body. And because it's ME, I had to throw in a healthy dash of good ol' angst.

Thank you to @seiya-starsniper for beta-reading and providing some good suggestions on how to amp up the angst at the end.

Thank you always to the Chaotic Sprinters at the Sadman Discord Server.

If you are a MASSIVE fan of Grey's Anatomy, see if you can spot the Easter eggs. I've thrown a couple in there for you.

[authordallassmith]

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[graendoll]

You're telling me they're dressing Buck's "platonic" life partner in purple, putting them both in aggressive bisexual lighting, and ripping off Eddie's shirt to show off the abs that resulted in "what a man" running through Buck's head the first time he saw him?

[nerdy-toast]

The idiots both dont know how to flirt

A WIP lmao

[australet789]

ok they are being NOT subtle at all with Jax and Ragatha being a thing

[armed-with-a-waffle-iron]

"It's more than a 'date' with us. It always has been."💖💜💙

Birds of Prey (1999) #8 and Nightwing (1996) #55

No one in the world just gets Babs like Dick and Dick like Babs. And no one does a slow burn like they do.

[reaperlight]

Cletus: Hey Eddie, how do you delete browser history?

Eddie: Were you looking up how to make explosives again?

The Browser History:

>> Monster in my blood makes me have gay thoughts.

>> Help! Suddenly gay.

>> Can a symbiote make you turn bi?

>> Am I gay? Quiz

Eddie: ...

Cletus: ...Just ignore all that.

[incompleteninny]

The one-hundred and fourth free, unedited chapter of my upcoming book, “The Heist at Cordia Aquarium” is now available on its website (or click https://www.kitfisto.gay/chapters/thea to read from the beginning).

Joel is gone. Probably back with mister Hersh, speeding off toward Windbridge. So, Waylon stands alone in a hallway of arched ceilings and doors. In front of one door in particular; where Joel left him. Staring down at the hooked door handle, he runs his thumb over the textured grip of his revolver. How long have I been standing here? It's odd. The trip here, the ride up; the whole time, his chest burned. Each step closer to Albert, another log for the fire. But now? Not even an ember. Cold. "Second thoughts?" It's her voice. Gina's from long before, just like at the aquarium. He closes his eyes. He can almost feel her hovering over him. Phil, too. Their ghosts both judging him. Without another moment's hesitation, Waylon grits his teeth, opens his eyes, and barrels through the door. [...]

The disaster is back!

[punksdontgetold]

we need more of this energy!

i'm making a collection

[authordallassmith]

In addition to featuring two bisexual disasters, Queried Sick offers chronic illness and anxiety/panic attack representation—anxious and spoonie readers, I see you.

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[graendoll]

[heyhanibee]

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